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>>27937010
And what's your problem?..

>>27937010
Just go fuck an actual mare instead, I'm pretty sure that would get it up.

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>>27937010

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>>27937010
>I almost cheated on my waifu

>>27937010
What did she say when you couldn't get it up?

Do it like a normal person, close your eyes and imagine doing it with your waifu

>>27937057
"Well that's a downer."

>>27937010
Could be worse, you could have moaned a pony name while cumming.

>>27937010
Chad, stop rubbing it in. We know that you're secretly laughing at us.

>>27937293
Your /r9k/ is showing.

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>>27937010
Fake and gay.

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>>27937010
It's okay anon. I can no longer keep my erection while banging wemon either. I just have to close my eyes. I finally stopped trying when I found my waifu. I am now a sexless monk. No porn, no fapping no sex. My waifu is the most important thing to me. Every day is a struggle as my boner grows harder with the rising sun. But I must stay faithful for I know out there she is waiting. I know I can no longer present virginity to her but instead I will offer a life time of pure thoughts. Any and all sexual frustration goes into my gains. I will give my glorious /fit/ body to her, and defend her from any normie that may dare raise a wobbly, Cheeto crusted hand to touch her soft velvety body. I give my life to my waifu. Knowing I will never be good enough for her. Letting that boil inside me. I lift for my waifu. I squat for my waifu. Every crunch, push up and pull up I do for my waifu. In place of virginity I give the gift of my gains to my waifu. My strong muscular form to protect her. No mortal can be allowed to touch her. I will work brutal demanding labor to bring home food. She will never have to work again. No other mare will catch my eye as I will have eyes only for her. If by some graciousness she offers herself to me. I will provide myself. I can never decline her of something she wants. I would bed her in a fashion most manly and pleasure her the way only I can. I love my waifu. No other soul can make me happy like she can. She is the fuel my heart runs on. Without my waifu what would be the point in living, loving or lifting?

>>27937412
Goddamn you are autistic.

>>27937010
Now you're one step closer of becoming a wizard..

>>27937426
Could be worse. I could be you.

>>27937426
What else did you expect in this board?

>>27937459
Nice, you put him on suicide watch.

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>>27937459
I think that hurt me more than it hurt him

>>27937032
Dumb frogposter

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>>27937459
So you could be rich, successful and have great family? nah don't think so.

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>>27937542
>Implying you can't be rich and successful with out a family.

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>>27937542
I'm willing to bet you're the same man from a while back that said the same shit with a pic of ponk.
Since this isn't the first time, let me let you in on a little secret.
One time is funny, two times is fucking annoying.

On a sincer note, you can truly be whatever~ you want to be on the internet.

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>>27937577
Well sucks for you that I am truly rich and have a good family. But of course, keep your delusions that everybody is a loser unloved fuck like you.

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>>27937610
Yeah whatever, that's not my point.
My point is that nobody knows.
And more importantly, nobody cares.
It's certainly doesn't make you more entitled on an image board for a children's cartoon.

And fyi, I do have a wonderful family, but I don't flaunt them around to strangers now do I?

>>27937678
>image.png
Dumb phone poster, post discarded

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>>27937694
This is exactly what I expect whenever you have nothing else to say, just mention irrelevant shit.

What's wrong mate?
I thought you were rich, why can't you afford an iPhone?

>exclusively fapping to ponies
Why limit yourself

>>27937773
Thisx100^^^

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>>27937728
My phone is much better because it actually posts and saves images with the full name.
Check and mate, faggot.

>>27937010
well, you know, girls kinda suck and shit, so, become a wizard.

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>>27938002
Again, not my point.
Here's your last (You).

>>27938051
Whatever you fucking faggot.

>>27937057
Nothing, she was a bit high and was handiling my dick through my pants but quickly lost interest once I didn't get hard.

I guess actual horse fucking is the plan now.

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>>27937293
I'm not, this is the first girl that has touched me in as long as I can remember.

I'm suprised she didn't avoid me honostly.

>>27937322
Nope

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>>27937010
Seems like you dodged a bullet there. Mares are better than women; the sooner you accept this the happier you'll be.

>>27937010