You let it die. Why?
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27911797/#q27911797
Well shit, it seems Sunset Shimmer has ambushed you in the hallway
>"Sup faggot, I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my hall again"
How do you get out of this?
>>27929132
I miss old Shimmer.
Old Shimmer > Nu Shimmer
>>27929156
And so it begins.
>>27929176
It's the truth.
You now have your waifu waiting for you at your front door. She got lost in a warp that sucked her from her world to yours, with no way to go back. She's been going door-to-door to find someone to adopt her, and every person preceding you rejected her.
You can adopt her, but she will never love you unless you do one thing: Torture her for three whole months, Room 101 style.
So now you have three options:
>Adopt her, then torture her so she loves you.
>Adopt her, but don't torture her, so your with her as a roommate at the very best.
>Reject her.
What's your choice?
>>27928543
Would she be mentally functional after the torture?
>>27928543
wat
Those thread get shittier each day
The main reason I prefer old Glim to nu Glim is I feel like I can relate to old Glim, whereas I can't to nu Glim. Despite her villainous role, she's more relatable because she actually has depth and a character that I can see as real.
Nu Glim, on the other hand, feels like an automated prop. How is anyone supposed to relate to a prop? How is anyone supposed to like a prop as a character?
>>27928399
>I can't relate
well thats a personal problem, not a problem with the character.
>>27928399
nu glim is p qt
>>27928399
>feels like an automated prop. How is anyone supposed to relate to a prop? How is anyone supposed to like a prop as a character?
you mean Sunset Shimmer?
So, new image from amazon. New character on it it seems.
Betting that's going to end up being gloriosa or gloriosa's Equestrian/True form.
>>27928018
> Dryad lewds soon
> SciTwi and Flutters holding hands
Can't wait...
Girl, plant, plant girl, who fucking cares? As long as there's going to be rule 34 of it then it's good enough for me.
>>27928066
They're megasluts
Well, /MLP/;
>You have the chance to go to Equestria.
>You can't bring anyone else.
>You can take only one item from your life in this universe. (This means nothing living.)
1. Would you do it?
2. What would you take?
>Image unrelated.
>>27927873
Image completely related, Microsoft 3D Pinball is what I'd take.
>>27927873
I would and I would if I could take anything I would take the entire archive of 4chan and hand it to discord.....for science
>>27927873
Well, if I'd be allowed to return home after the trip, I'd do it. As for what I'd take, I'd take a pair of boxers. Got to cover up.
>"What board did I find myself in n-"
>"...Okay now we're getting somewhere"
>>27927746
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN
THEY'RE GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOUAND YOU
>>27927746
>>27927785
I just like to imagine that if you flipped the picture you'd see the heads of the mane 6 and Kronk's ass.
Have an idea for hot interfamily relations? Share it with us, or explore the vast number of stories in our pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
>incest
>>27927619
Personally I prefer "Incestuous Relationships Thread", but whatever I guess.
>>27927633
Fine, more mom & sister vagina for me.
Alright it's been funny first 5 minutes, but now you going to say who done did it or I rip you asshole apart just like I did it with your mom
>>27927615
It was me
>>27927721
Are you me?
>>27927721
Shit I forgot the image
>not listening to this all year round
Faggot
>>27927606
Oh here comes the faggots playing Christmas songs.
IT'S FREAKING JULY
>>27927661
It's winter in Australia I think.
>>27927606
>being this much of a fruitbowl
Would you a prostitute pony?
>>27927551
>posts picture of Rarity
>generic comment that's not all that funny
>zoomed words
Let the samefag chain and reaction images begin
>>27927566
This isn't Rarity though. Besides she is not a prostitute. She is a Escort Lady.
Why are anti-EqGfags so butthurt today?
>>27927372
Why do EqGfags act so upset that someone else has an opinion?
>>27927372
kek
>>27927372
>Why is FritzlPriklopil always so autistic?
FTFY
What's your favorite, /mlp/?
http://www.discoveryfamilychannel.com/vote-for-your-favorite-episodes/
>>27927148
>watching the show
>>27927156
>being a fandomfag
>>27927156
here (you) go! mmm nomnonom
>"Your Princesses have abandoned you."
>"How dare you speak of our Princesses!"
>"POW reparations have been denied. We showed mercy but they refused. They're battling the Saddle Arabians across the Celestial Sea coastline and have no interest in you."
>"You expect me to believe that? Imperial soldiers are sons of the Princesses! A mother does not abandon her sons!"
>"That's what you choose to believe? You poor naive abandoned son."
>>27926978
All you're getting out of me is my name, rank, service number, and date of birth.
Those are big statues
>>27927011
For you.
We full meta now.
>>27926177
Bronies, we have become fandom
Who is that qt pegasus near the center?
>>27926177
Give them names for the porn artists.
Can we have an armor thread?
>>27925901
>Skyrim
sure I'll play along
>>27925901
Bethesda pls