The mane six are in estrus. Anon enjoys teasing them, and delaying

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>>27938645
None. Humans don't exist.

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>>27938663

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>You are Anon
>Equestria's only human
>Anyway, lately Twilight has been ignoring you
>Seems Twilight is in heat and so is all of ponyville
>You couldn't stop laughing at all the winking pony pussies around you
>Twilight didn't think it was as hilarious
>Little does she know, Anon has been taking ventriloquism classes
>Make her pussy talk
>"It's okay, just because we're nobility doesn't mean we can't cut loose every once in a while"
"Stop that! How are you doing that?!"
>"Doing what? It's just me, Mingey! Why, we've been together since you were born! Surely you haven't forgotten me? Did you hit your head?
"Anon..."
>OH! Anon is here? It's kind of hard to see with these dark lacy things in front of me. Are these for Anon? You naughty girl".
>Her face gets even redder
>"Oh sorry, did I ruin the surprise? No matter, I'm sure Anon will appreciate them. Anon, I could tell you stories about this giiiirl...
>"Restless little thing, hooves touching me everywhere before you got here, always making such a mess, why this one time she shoved her hoof in me all the way to the pastern..."

Anon later wakes up in the hospital

>>27938736
Who would voice Twilight's pony pussy?

>>27938772
Nolan North

>>27938772
Christopher Walken.

>>27938772
Danny Devito

>>27938772
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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>>27939718
YES

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>>27939718

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>>27939718
This must happen.

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>>27939718
Oh shit my sides hurt

>>27939718
>"Please speak directly into the vagina"
"CHOPPER"

>>27939718
>"Ayyy, you caaan'd jusd pok-e in mi!"

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>>27938736
You're a sick man.

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>>27939718
IT HAS TO BE DONE

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>>27939718

Anon's dick need a voice too.
Who will have a casual conversation with Arnold-Pussy while Anon and Twilight are going at it?

>>27938736

Gilbert Gottfried

https://derpibooru.org/251538?scope=scpeec305f4c2a5716433294654f604aae6e04308721

>>27938772
Gilbert Gottfried

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>>27941018
>>27941229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

>>27938645
None.
They know sex outside of marriage is a sin.

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>>27939718
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

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>>27939718
See, these posts are the reason we have screencaps.

>>27941587
Zoomed words!
Reaction faces!

>>27939718
>Twilight we must get out of here!
>"RUUUUUN! RUUN! *wet sounds* GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

>>27939718
>"It's a clit! IT'S NOT A TUMAH!"

>"Twilight watch out behind you!"
>Something poked Twilight's ass
>Twilight looks behind her to see a sliver floating dick
"What the hay is that!"
>"It's the terminator cock 1000. It as the ability to take the shape of any dick, and its here to kill your unborn foal who will lead the resistance againts virtual sex bots."

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>>27939718
Cum with me if you want to live.

I would like to see where this goes

>>27938736
This is both hot and hilarious

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>>27939718

>>27939718
It needs to be done

>>27941924
Live with me if you want to cum

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>>27938645
why not fuck all of them at once

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>>27938772
I don't know, but I know who would voice my dick.

>>27938836
>>27939021
>>27939031
>>27939718
>>27941018
Why stop at just one?

When the girls are all together, we can have their candyvags hold a conversation in different voices. Fluttershy's as Walken discussing the finer points of crocheting with Rarity's Devito.