Why do the poners love the tentacles?
>>27924953
Why does OP love the dick?
>>27924953
2 nukes weren't enough.
kys m8
So...you get to Equestria but in order to maintain your existence there, you must maintain the cleanliness of one of these pone's plots
Who do you choose?
>>27924860
My sweet apple bride has a dirty, sweaty plot every day after farm work. I take meticulous care in cleaning it. Every inch. Every hair.
>>27924860
>boring 6
none of them
>>27924880
So, who is your waifu contrarian friend? Surely I hope it isn't some character who's only characterization has only been defined by fanworks and therefor is not canon
It's her birthday today.
Will you wish her a merry Nyxmas?
>>27924780
>>27924780
A legitimate discussion died for this thread.
Kill yourself, faggot.
ITT: Post the episode that was the newest when you joined the fandom.
>>27924593
Cutie Pox
>>27924593
Bridle gossip
Season 6 premiere. Don't remind me that I'm a newfag.
Post a picture of your waifu and best pony that isn't you're waifu.
We try to guess which one is your'e waifu.
Good luck faggot
So another magical princess who got her wings is transported into Equestria after a mishap with her Dimensional Scissors. How does she do there, and how does Equestria react?
>>27923979
If it really was Star, she would probably end up in chains, to prevent her from hugging everything in site and giving laser eyes to fillies
>>27923979
I never realised how much I needed this.
>>27923999
Trips confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s468L88Y2Y
>Pale light overhead.
>It's a hue that's entirely unnatural.
>It feels inhuman.
>Meant to light the otherwise dark dwellings of public habitats.
>The ticking of the clock.
>Scratching of pens upon paper, low chatter of the students.
>You stare up at the clock.
>The second hand drags slowly.
>Your head aches as you clutch your forehead.
>Feeling the compulsion to stand and leave, as you wonder what awaits outside of the dreary classroom.
>You're supposed to be doing something here..
>Supposed to be studying.
>Your mind draws a blank as you tap your pen against the desk.
>You click the pen.
>And you click it again.
>Again and again you click it, hearing that faint noise.
>It breaks the oppressive atmosphere.
>It feels like it could go on for an eternity if you let it.
>That if you weren't paying attention, it would continue to play like a song on repeat.
>And everyone around you would be content to let it happen.
>You look up at the clock again.
>In your mind you chant,
>'End it. End it. End it!'
>But the clock ticks at its slow pace, ignoring your pleas.
>Content to let you suffer as if your opinion carried no weight in the matter.
>>27923715
>It continues until the bell rings.
>You pack up your things and leave.
>It's later that night at Sour Sweets house
>"I now commence the meeting, of the Rotten Crystals."
>It's dark in the room save for candles.
>You, Sour Sweet, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Sugar Coat and Twilight are all present.
>"Twilight, give us the report of last week."
>She stands up nervously shaking as she holds the papers.
>"W-well. There wasn't anything conclusive. We didn't capture anything paranormal in the videofeed anywhere in the house."
>Sunny Flare interjects,
>"What about the EVP?"
>Twilight adjusts her glasses as she flips to another page in her stack.
>"Results were negative for anything out of the ordinary audio wise. All the banging and knocks were able to be explained by natural causes."
>Sour Sweet speaks up,
>"Well isn't that nice? Another waste of time!"
>You sigh.
>Sugarcoat speaks,
>"You're the one who thought it was a good idea to form a club of ghost hunters, you can't blame any of us that we didn't find anything."
>Suddenly everyone starts arguing.
>You were there last Friday at the old abandoned house.
>You remember calling out to ghosts.
>But none of you found anything, but you'd hoped maybe Twilight had found something on the EVP.
>Alas..
>>27923721
>It's two days later.
>You Twilight and Sugarcoat are all near a creek with a light drizzle coming down.
>Twilight is sitting on a log scratching her head and going over her notes.
>Sugarcoat is skipping rocks along the water.
>"I just don't understand. I feel like we should have found something."
>You're watching some ducks float along the river.
"So much for demonology and paranormal studies."
>Sugarcoat sighs,
>"I think I'm not the only one who thinks this whole ghost thing is a huge waste of time. I'd much rather be at home watching movies."
>Sugarcoat tosses a rock hard as she finishes,
>"They can even be horror movies if it means I don't have to bumble around in the dark playing peekaboo with pretend ghosts again."
"Well.. It is pretty disheartening when you don't find anything."
>Twilight groans.
>Sugarcoat picks up another rock,
>"Ghosts don't exist. They're made up of peoples paranoia and confusion about the unknown. Twilight, you don't seriously believe it do you?"
>"Well, there have only been scant cases of truly unexplained phenomena involving ghosts."
>She sighs dropping the stack of paper next to her.
>"I knew from the start it wouldn't be very likely we would find anything conclusive that proved ghosts exist."
>Sugarcoat rolls her eyes as she skips another rock.
>Faint quacking of ducks.
>The quiet ambiance of the river.
>Light raindrops pecking the landscape.
>>27923726
"Well, what if we actually do something fun? Like, there's this carnival going on this Friday, we could do that instead."
>Sugarcoat looks at you.
>"Anything is better than poking around someones dusty old house."
>"As nice as it would be to make a scientific breakthrough, I'm pretty sure I'm with Sugarcoat.. M-maybe the carnival will be haunted too, who knows?"
>Sugarcoat smiles,
>"Maybe if they ride the roller coaster fast enough they'll catch the ghost."
>Twilight giggles.
>You speak up,
"Or maybe the faint whisperings of old people who died of a heart attack on the tilt a whirl."
>You all give a laugh at the grim joke.
--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZQLAq9MB-U
>It's later that Friday and the Rotten Crystals crew have all gone to the carnival.
>Sour Sweet speaks,
>"Wow we're really here at the carnival! Instead of ghost hunting like we should be.."
"Lighten up chuckles, we're here to have fun."
>She growls at you.
>The other girls laugh.
>You end up splitting off with Twilight, Lemon Zest, and Sugarcoat leaving the others to run off on their own.
I want to cum inside Book Horse
I wantyou to kill yourself
>>27923461
I want toread a book with her.
I want to read how to kill myself.
What are your expectations for the last EQG?
>>27923268
I expect it to be trash.
>>27923268
Just like the show.
>decent story
>fine songs
>more waifus for those faggots
So far, I'm disappointed in the show. Let's see on what this will have now.
>last
ITT: post good fanmusic or good music parodies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYC4mpDtyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYF7-GL2zjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEXbOfCWakE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKHvUQ3ueT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6YjB1W5Oo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8pt9nspw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1wf_UQ32pE
There's more but I already searched long enough just for these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pp0kdfFzM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7RVSbhffl0
Still my favourite. The other pony themes are great too.
Anyone else have good fanmade instrumental remixes of show songs?
Literally no downsides
>>27922584
>Shit ass proportions
>Annoying personality
>not pony
>>27922594
>Annoying personality
tsundere is best personality
>>27922584
>>27922692
Still shit.
Can we have a "ponies wearing Trump hats" thread?
>"Anon let's go to six street and fruit up the place."
>>27919579
No, reddit Isn't as bad as this guy
FUCKING REDDIT
Here we see the ponies in their natural habitat...
Oh! It appears that a couple of our fuzzy friends have come to say hello! Shall we greet the ponies?
>>27918737
Which one of you is ready to suck my penis?I hope it's the purple one!
>>27918737
>rape
Each of you, press "d" to offer your dick
Old Thread
>>27901219
Faptastic Stories
http://pastebin.com/u/Wandering_Writefag
Would you a teenage anypony?
Is that story the one that starts off with anon as Celestia's "son"?
>>27917175
July 18, 2016 is their new quarterly report. It will be a conference call at 8:30am Eastern Time. Presentation then Q&A.
What questions would /MLP/ like to ask during the Q&A?
Plans for the show after the movie
TV adaptation of Gaurdians of Harmony
Future of the comics
Future of the novelizations
>>27915743
Comics are probably tied to the GoH. I doubt they have anything to say for novelizations.
>>27915743
this in addition to their foreseeable plans for the number of future seasons, and if theres going to be a video game adaption of the paper and pencil D&Dish pony game theyre working on made by wizards of the coast.