You told little ponies they should not stay up all night watching

Pretend to be the slasher so they pass out from fright.

Then I can sleep in peace.

>>27937327
Give them hot chocolate spiked with zzzquil. Works Every time with kids.

>>27937327
>Make a quick calculation
>3 fillies
>A king-sized bed
>1 filly for arm and the last one sitting on my lap
"Jump in, girls. I will protect you from any killer"
>I still have a lot of sick days to use anyway, just in case they don't let me sleep

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>>27937346
Extra bonus enjoyment the next day when they wake up and try and tell me that the slasher is in the house and I just purposefully blow them off for keys.

>mfw I'm killed by the slasher that night

>>27937327
Let them in, cuddle them all night long and call in sick tomorrow.

>>27937327
Let them in, and get someone to act as the slasher and I'll pretend to defeat them.

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>>27937327
Okay, I'll let them in but they're in trouble tomorrow for not doing as they were told.

It's not serious enough that I'd ground them or spank them...maybe I'll have them do extra chores, or lose TV for a few days.
Tough love. They knew the rules before they broke 'em.

>>27937327
Knowing this board, they would invite them in and then >rape

>>27937327
>The last thing you want is 3 frightened, potentially bed-wetting fillies keeping you up all night.
Says you, literal faggot.

>>27937660
Pedos please go

>>27937327
NO ONE IS SAFE FROM NICK 'THE SLASHER' MCGURK

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>>27937327
I only have room for one filly in my bed and best filly gets it of course.

>>27937327
>they won't even think twice of you sleeping nude because all pone are nude
>three nubile fillies warming your bed
>their plump bodies and soft coats huddled against your bare skin
Sign me the fuck up. I'll sleep like a baby made of diamonds.

>>27937665
>2016
>Not cuddling the fillies

>>27937327
Please don't tell me what I do and don't want. I love those three.

>>27937703
>expecting logic from filly haters

>>27937327
Let them in. I was a stupid kid once, so why not. Watch some more movies during the night, stay up, whatever. Their sisters can deal with them in the morning. Hell, they'll probably thank me. Then, go back outside and jerk off to the scent of fillies on my couch.

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>>27937327
Let's see here...

>cuddle fillies
>don't cuddle fillies

dipshit

Go make them brownies

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>>27938180

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Well, if I caught them smoking cigarettes I'd make them smoke the whole pack.
So I'll sit them down in front of the TV, open every window (so the monsters can get in easier) turn out every light and hit ►PLAY on a marathon of the scariest horror films I can find.

After two hours of this I tell them there's ice creme in the freezer...they can have as much as they want as long as they go to the kitchen alone.

Not one of them will move from the couch. My victory is complete.

>>27937633
This.

wow no one posted obligatory
>rape
fucking neo/mlp/

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>>27938505
>rape
Someanon beat you to it. >>27937649

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>>27937691
>best filly
>not Sweetie Belle
Holy shit, get some taste you fucking retarded shitbrain