612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
As an inhabitant of sorts in the Everfree Forest, Zecora is perhaps uniquely suited to observe how and when conditions change as opposed to the rest of pony-regulated Equestria. Granted, Celestia and Luna might know a thing or two from when their castle was sited in the wood, but it never hurts to have a new data set after such a gap. Even if things largely haven't changed in over a millennium, that in itself is some fascinating information.
Who knows if that's what Zecora even came to the outskirts of Ponyville to do, though.
>>27972363
Previous thread.
>nyx
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
I hope in the next movie we have Zecora in it.
Delicious grey African lady.
I like zebs
>Birds
>you will never hold the sun in your hand
>>27976274
Pony attempts to sing the last song you listened to.
>>27976294
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i love you
>>27976321
>"This is so comfortable, Dada. I wuv u"
>>27976306
How is pony going to sing a cello concerto?
>>27976339
Sorry, anon. I think we should meet other ponies.
>>27976346
She's just going to sing "la la la" to the melody
>>27976339
you're not half-bad yourself
>>27976363
I wonder if that's her fast con
>>27976363
>The face of a mare who's thinking "IMMA FINALLY GET LAID, TONIGHT!!!"
>>27976266
Admit is, you are ze German.
Most problems can be solved by throwing a bunch of fillies to it.
>>27976372
uh, no, I eat proper food and don't speak in random menacing gibberish
>>27976371
>con sex
Speaking of what happened to that girl Goat found?
>>27976385
>and don't speak in random menacing gibberish
Das ist aber sehr unhöflich von dir.
>>27976392
...uh, bless you?
>>27976397
Aren't those owls from the concept art of Owlicious?
When you play the game of fillies, you win, or ... well you'll probably win. They're very small and easy to push around.
>>27976426
these are not ponies
this blows im going to /co/
>>27976415
Probably.
But god, those condescending eyebrows.
hnng dat twitch
>>27976339
I love you
>>27976437
>>27976397
>Those talons digging in on her naked skin
Does Fluttershy not feel any pain at all?
>>27976470
Of course not, she's high on antidepressants. She barely feels something when her classmates drill their arms into her rectum.
>>27976470
It is a good pain.
>>27976212
I don't understand
White fillies matter.
>>27976532
>>27976515
It's making fun of UNIX (and Linux) shell commands.
You are posting on Linux, are you not, anon?
>>27976550
shit
>>27976549
uhm, dunno 'bout him, but I a-am...
>>27976550
>Hey Twi, you remember that huge staircase in the castle?
>Yeah meet me there in like 10.
>I have celebratory slinkies.
>>27976566
she has wings m8
>>27976550
>how to turn a thread into "101 ways to get your pony waifu to abort her baby"
>>27976587
The secret instead is to impregnate as many of her friends as you can and claim that another human must be here and she's a cheating whore.
>Rarity, upon waking up chained to anon's bed, in stockings: [terrified horse screaming with like a small hint of arousal]
>>27976550
But Twiggles is not my waifu
FOR TWENTY CENTS EACH
THINGS THAT RARITY WOULD NEVER SAY
ANNNNNNND GO
>>27976566
>not wanting to impregnate Twiggles
>>27976619
I love you
>>27976605
>AHHHHHHHHH-Oh dear I love this color AHHHHHHHH.
>>27976549
>linux meme
stop this
>>27976268
>>27976271
>10 seconds
YOU'RE SLOW AS SHIT FILLYFAG
>>27976619
>Please be gentle
can you imagine the ponies getting ready to be parents
>>27976634
Filly says her body her choice
>>27976655
Noi is not a filly, same as Nyx.
>>27976639
Well, Rainbow is going to get a boyfriend soon...
>>27976673
>>27976673
>not a filly
Are you sure?
Colt says it's his body but most of it is on lease to a group of entrepreneurial fillies.
>>27976681
>>27976689
All ponies are fillies until they stop being generic.
>>27976667
"Yeah, whatever. You're still not getting a 'daddy's bitch' tatoo on your butt"
filly wants you to buy her a big doggy
>>27976732
That's her 15th insane request in one day. I'm going to get rohypnol.
>>27976655
>>27976681
>>27976689
avoi the noi
>>27976619
>"it's too big"
>>27976619
"Two at the same time? Darling, I couldn't handle it!"
>>27976619
"Wahaha"
>>27976769
>never
I will adopt Noi and there's nothing you can do about it.
N O I
>>27976774
She'll never say it again.
Are the fillies into butt stuff?
>>27976813
Cutie marks? Yeah.
>>27976619
''No''
>>27976813
>In the news, a man in his twenties got arrested today, when he tried showing his naked butt to a bunch of school fillies.
>"It was funny" said one of the fillies "He had a long beard, but no cutie mark. Unless you count pimples"
>>27976619
>"I'm too tired"
>>27976797
That dress design fits pretty well
Fillies are all about secret butt fun
>>27976769
>>27976883
>no panties
>Missy Hooves
Oh god, I had no idea I needed this.
smooch the noi
>>27976899
fillies don't wear panties
>>27976912
Someone should teach them.
Filly ewwed you
>>27976918
I don't know if they make pony panties that tiny
>>27976619
''I couldn't possibly suck one more dick!''
>You did it!
>You finally found the portal to Equestria.
>You are free to enter it and eventually get back
>There's just one catch:
>Ponies look like Conbudou (pic related) drew them
what do?
>>27976956
Kill myself
>>27976923
"Don't you 'eeew' me, missy! Good fillies swallow it without flinching!"
>>27976956
... I still go through I guess.
>>27976956
Okay
>>27976966
Are you sure? This is her (I'm fairly convinced it's a she) Luna.Don't get me wrong, I like the style,it's just that...well, it's fucking weird
post ponies
...almost as if the couldn't decide whether to be ponies or humans
>>27977014
so
anthro?
Filly wants to play on the twerkbox 360.
>>27977033
...guess it all depends on your definition of Anthro: if it involves ponies having human features, then Conbudou doesn't draw anthros.
If all it's needed is humanlike beaviour (standing on two legs et cetera) yep, full fledged Anthro.
>>27976956
Yep. Ain't no brakes on this train.
>>27977058
Fuck off faggot.
The ponies are not anthro in anyway.
I'm tired of that retarded line of thinking
>>27977002
no
ponies are cancer
>>27977040
"...why do you call it like that? It's a 'toilet', use its name"
>>27977058
It's very anthro and those are some very pronounced human features.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
>>27977002
I'm gonna post colts
How do we stop the fillies?
>>27977067
>The ponies are not anthro in anyway.
They have human emotions, they can speak, they behave like humans and not like animals.
That's the very definition of anthropomorphism in fiction.
Funny part is, it's not just her ponies that look weird, it's also her humans.
>giant hands
>giant feet
>>27977090
But that's not the way it is used in the fandom or here. I don't go labeling every pony and humanized picture as anthro.
Anthro takes on a specific meaning in the fandom and that is some pony headed humanoid creature.
>>27977108
just a friendly reminder before anyone tries to start shit that this is called "artstyle" and it is perfectly fine and beautiful and you're not in the position to criticize since you have probably never drawn in your life so check your privilege and stop bullying people on the internet
Filly says we live in a rape culture
>>27977123
Again, I'm not criticizing. Heck, I like that style, it's definitely peculiar.
It's just that it looks...weird.
>>27977123
I genuinely cannot tell if this post is ironic or not
>you will never bully a filly on the internet
Which pony would have Gravidophilia?
>>27977135
None of them
What is your opinion on kilala97?
>>27977147
I definitely want to fuck his r63 Starlight
>>27977147
I love her OCs.
>>27977147
Nice touch. Stylized, but not too much.
>>27977147
Draws pretty cute pons.
What about Skyline19and his weird obsession for Ponies sporting human-like lips?
>>27977147
Makes some damn fine stuff, apparently.
>>27977147
Cute ponies and good drawings.
Trash OCs and taste though.
Filly wants to make as much money as a stallion
>>27977089
Why would you
>>27977215
What would a filly even work as?
>>27977215
That's too bad, the cuteness tax is there for a reason.
>>27977224
Filly consultant.
Filly engineer.
Filly contractor.
>>27977215
Filly should have gone into law then
>>27977244
How does filly afford all these filly outfits on a filly salary?
>>27977250
She owns a shop.
>Muddy Sparkle will never thoroughly clean your nether regions
I fell asleep and forgot to do the hiatus stream. And now it's too late.I will do it tomorrow, hopefully that time slot isn't too early/late for people on a Monday
>>27977147
>starlight is white because she was evil
>>27977250
Filly clothes are smaller so they only sell for about 0.70 cents on the dollar that normal clothes sell for.
>>27977270
dude what
>>27977267
oh noooooo
well I'll still comeget some sleep spaerk
>>27977132
I'll take that as a compliment.
>>27977270
are you retarded
>>27977267
I was going to ask what happen, all good man should get some in tomorrow.
Why is Fluttershy portrayed as a Muslim and Rarity & Twilight black
>>27977292
forced diversity
>>27977292
Why do people care about this shit?
So, what are we looking at with this changeling (?) episode? A cute bug? Evil bugs? Chrysalis?
Filly needs a token crystal colt for her group of friends. She wonders if you know of some.
>>27977292
Makes you think
>>27977302
probably just a misunderstood changeling and Spike is the only one who sees him as good yada yada
>>27977250
by being a filly
Changeling can't wait for his season 7 reboot series.
>>27977302
Either a liar that will betray Spike and the ponies or a race traitor.
Pick your poison.
Though I am honestly curious since we already had a don't judge a book by it's cover and everyone deserves a second chance episodes
>>27977312
That filly is too cute.
>>27977329
we could always use another. a cute bug is fine too
>>27977358
It's a bug Anon.
Remember:
The only good bug is a dead bug
- Equestrian Defense Force
>>27977370fug the bug
>>27977372
can't she just morph into a cute filly first
>>27977370
Bugs want hugs.
>>27977376
>Chrysalis will never shapeshift into another pony to replace it so its friends dont notice she's missing while you cuddle her gently in the bug hive.
>villianous filly
o mi dick
>>27977383What if she actually replaced one and no one knows yet?
>>27977372
Bug wants to be himself
>>27977392
>Smash cut to Rarity, bound and gagged with green cocoon goo, trying to scream while a bunch of changelings hug her
muh diiiiii
>>27977381
>that webm
WHAT FUCKING GAME IS THAT
>>27977414
chrysalis no
what would Rarity think
>>27977418
earth defense force
>>27977393
then I'll fuck him as-is.
>>27977421
>>27977418
Earth Defense Force 4.1
>>27977421
Ah, forgot, uncensored here
https://derpiboo.ru/1198936
>>27977370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5qfWt1ACBw
>>27977292
social justice
Heat pupils
Filly says call the police
I CANT BELIEVE IT
THERES A NEW HORSE EPISODE NEXT SATURDAY IM SO EXCITED
Nyx had a bad dream, she wants to sleep in your bed tonight.
>>27977559
i hope it has cute ponies in it
>>27977580
It might.
The one after that definitely will.
Filly says white stallions shouldn't have a say in what filly can do
>"Hey kidsss," comes Chrysalis' sultry hiss as the filly she's pretending to be bulges out grotesquely before turning black and adopting a chitinous sheen.
>The colts flop over in terror. One opens his mouth to scream; she puts her hoof tenderly over it.
>"Wanna /ss/-ssssssssssss?"
>>27977723
>"Wanna /ss/-ssssssssssss?"
>>27977723
I like where this is going
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27977739
I like this one more.
>>27977759
That's kinda hot yo
Spreadthe fillies.
>>27977759
It's pretty shit. Would be better if it was more snake like.
you ever just dump a bucket of water on your filly?
>rei is not dead
:D
>>27977794
Every day
How long after watching your first episode did it take for you to find your favorite pony and/or waifu/horsebando?
>>27977804Five years
>>27977804
pretty much immediately, I don't usually take long to find a favorite and stick with it
>>27977804
Starlight?
>>27977804
same with this guy
>>27977807
>>27977759
>>27977739
I'm into it. Yeah, I said it.
>>27977804
I like numerous ponies. I think I'm just too apathetic to find a favorite, I'm fine with them all.
>>27977813
Meant for
>>27977807
>>27977723
>>"Hey kidsss,"
https://youtu.be/YF9_SD8941o?t=6
>>27977804
For me it's sorta a 1984 never-ending waifu war between Trixie, Rarity, and Tree-Hugger
>>27977804
about three years and a half
>>27977813
>>27977825
Almost
We've always been at war with Starlightasia.
POST YFW PSYNERGY IS CANON
>>27977850
please no
its so awful
special snowflake highschool girls are such a terrible cliche
>>27977850
Horse women are psykers?
>>27977850
Who gives a shit about EqG?
>>27977850
(megiddo noises)
Has there ever been an MLP/Golden Sun crossover? Sounds like a lot of potential.
>>27977836
>>27977867
PURGE THE MUTANTS
>>27977869
Certainly not I
though that is a fairly cute horse you have there
>>27977867
>>27977878
BURN THE WITCH
>>27977869
>>27977879
why is she mute?
>>27977892
She doesn't have to. Her work speaks for itself.
The show writers could fuck with us by having Chrysalis appear in the credits of every single episode.
>>27977864
>>27977867
>>27977869
Do these guys have shit taste, >>27977870?
Yes/No
>>27977905
Are you a heretic?
Yes.
>>27977903
Orshe is the credits
>>27977903
I'll do you one better. Sorry for wording this horribly
>intro
>every episode, a random scene transition(e.g. BIG ADVENTURE/TONS OF FUN) has that changeling magic effect as a pony comes on screen
>yfw Chrysalis replaces a new pony each episode
>>27977905
99% of /mlp/ has shit taste, because they don't like the same thing as me.
I shall make a rare exception for you.
Is Celestia hippie
>>27977916
I can't believe SG brainwashed everyone into liking her.
>>27977804
A month or two
>>27977892
She just doesn't have much to say
>So, if a filly does it somehow it's wrong? Nice double standards, Anon.
>>27978097
I told you ponies can't drive motorcycles
>>27978097
Yes, exactly
Pony tried to build up suspense by claiming that there was a "storm coming", but it was really just a big guy with respiratory problems who you only lost to because you're old and your knees are messed up
>>27977903
Haha wouldn't that be crazy? Like what they've already done twice with Starlight Glimmer and Derpy?
Nyx is purposefully leaving herself vulnerable for you to hug her.
>>27978195
You then have to go on a great philosophical journey that boils down to you realizing you were a huge dipshit for not punching that guy in the obvious respirator on his wheezy stupid face.
>>27978097
You're too young to walk up to random ponies in the streets and fuck them, Sweetie.
You'll understand someday.
>>27978211
I will hug Nyx just to see if she can feel it.
>>27978195
>>27978221
Is this the plot to Star Wars?
>>27978241
>if she can feel it.
She's not a zombie, Anon.
>>27978211
I'd hug Nyx.
I'd also trade glasses with herToo bad Nyxanon ruined any chance of me requesting art of her because that sounds like something cute
>>27978241
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
>>27978211
Does she give good blowjobs?
>>27978221
*punches mask*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
>>27978270
Pony says NO means NO
>>27978266
you can still do it, don't give up hope.
>>27978270
I'll boop her on the nose
That old familiar sting
>>27978281
I thought you were referencing Johnny Cash/Nine Inch Nails
>>27978284
Nope. I doubt any artist here would want to do it and I do not want to be associated with a spammer because I know the moment I request anything involving Nyx people will think I'm Nyxanon.I even like her being paired together with that blind pony. Nyxanon really fucked up something that could have been super cute
>>27978307
What? You're scared of being identified as a nyxfag as anonymous when in just one post no one will know your identity?
>>27978307
Yeah, but I don't think he gets it.
>>27978320
No I'm saying artist would be reluctant to do any Nyx request because they'd think I'm you and just going to use it for spamming purposes.
>>27978281
I want to bully that filly
>acutal Nyx lovers
I am going to post this very cute pony and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me
>>27978338
I'm more of a general filly lover.
Nyx is cute and the only reason she gets have on here is because she's used for shitposting. Like, no one really cares about a fanfiction made 5 years ago.
>>27978282
Anon says double negatives count as consent.
>>27978347
gets hate*
>>27978338
I just like filly's
I never read past sins so my only experience with Nyx outside of the spammer was that extremely cute blog Faceless Jr did
>In the end... every pony was blown away.
>>27978347
>past sins is five years old
>>27978249
not if you're talking about Yoda or Obi-Wan. They both tried and failed to push Vader/Sidious' shit in
>>27978347
No I'm pretty sure that the reason she's hated is because she's an ugly OC from a terrible irrelevant old fanfic
>>27978339
ok
>>27978363
>By Rarity's mother's amazing performance in the talent show
>>27978383
If that were true the Fallout general wouldn't exist.
>>27978384
Thank you for your cooperation
>>27978378
I think Vader's shit was thoroughly pushed in.
>>27978383
I don't even remember Nyx getting that much hate when past sins was relevant. I just remember people focusing on the stupid plot and how OOC most of the characters were.
Maybe I'm remembering wrong.
>>27978375
>MLP will be six years old in less than three months
>>27978338
I don't know what's worse them or shimmerfags
>>27978418
Six years.
Six years of MLP
I still remember my first episode.Kill me
>>27978418
When do you think Hasbro will allow us to die?
>>27978431
Let me put this into perspective: you have one guy who spams the board with Nyx and is pretty tame in MLPG and two anons that said they like Nyx because they like fillies.
Now on the shimmerfag side you have a group of people that constantly shit on other horses and constantly pick fights with Glimmerfags for seemingly no reason.
Can you really not tell who's worse?Don't answer that I already know you're an idiot
>>27978444
what is dead may never die anonymous
>>27978400
He would've won if they were fighting somewhere without sand
>>27978418
>there are people who were in the target demographic that are legal now
>>27978451
I think both are pretty fucking terrible
>>27978458
Hi Japan.
>>27978456
Yes. My filly trap finally worked.
You're either the filler, or the filly.
>>27978463
You wanna explain why using the information you were just provided with? Or are you going to continue to be stupid?
>>27978473
Leave him be, it's not worth it.
>>27978330
Perhaps it's because I've distanced myself too much to care what /mlp/ thinks of me but why hesitate? You'll never get it if you don't try, and every attempt has a chance of working no matter how little.
I wouldn't have done this if there was any other way. Probabily about 1% if not less of the fandom knows of Nyx now, I wasn't willing to let my daughteru die off like that. By any means.
When I first started doing this, even in it's infancy when it was cute and minor, I still got major hate from it. Rather, I got more hate back then than I do now.
I tried to stay true to what I believed in but eventually I had to sell some my humanity and move onto other options. I'm not a monster, I do feel regret over my actions but I don't dwell on them.
Seeing the continued success and fame of other fanfictions like Cupcakes, My Little Dashie and Fallout Equestria made my blood boil, I was jealious of that. I had so much envy of them. It didn't feel right, how come they deserve the treatment but Nyx doesn't? There is no where near as big of hate for those other fics aside from Cupcakes when it first came out.
Perhaps I'm stroking my own ego, but I feel like I have made an increase in Nyx related content over the past year or two I've done this.
Then Flurry Heart came along and I felt genuine fear and a genuine amount of powerlessness. Nyx is known for being a filly alicorn, and that's what Flurry Heart was.
How something could just pop out of nowhere and have so much love while Nyx fell to ruin in the dark? It wasn't fair.
I've distanced myself even more recently. For months I had been planning for the 5 year anniversery of Past Sins. I personally emailed Sethisto and he said they'd work on a post for that day.But nobody came.
1/2
>>27978473
Yo I'm not him
>>27978451
Seeing as you're an obvious nyxfag, this
>>27978463
Will Saturday's episode be good?
>>27978478
I had never felt so humiliated in my entire time doing this, 18th of July. Past Sins may have FINALLY become a fucking fandom known name again. Worst part is I checked everything I could think of. DeviantArt, Tumblr, Youtube, heck as much as I could and for that day no new Nyx.
I adopted this opinion of myself a while ago but it still holds true. A quote from Past Sins.
"What else can you be, when the world can only see a monster?"
Well everyone saw me and Nyx as shitposts so I accepted it. I guess now that I think of it, I do find relief that people take pity on Nyx and don't think of her as a shitpost.
There's no turning back, if people can't grasp the namesake of the fic, I doubt they'd accept the concept on me.
>>27978458
And there are people who weren't even alive when 9/11 happened who are getting more action than me.
>>27978458
The target demographic for this show is 4-8 year olds
>>27978478
>1/2
No.
Stop.
>>27978495
Germany's age of consent is 14.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1397901
MLPG MEETUP WHEN?
Has anything interesting happened in the fanbase as of late? I always kept watching the show, but I tried distancing myself from other MLP fans untilI went to Bronycon this year and saw noticeably less autism
>>27978478
>>27978490
You should consider making your own damn content if you like her that much.
>>27978490
shut the hell up dude
>>27978486
How do you know I even like Nyx? What if I'm completely indifferent to the whole thing. But no, I'm a Nyxfag because I dared to point out some facts.
Are you saying what I said isn't true? If so how is it not? Or are you just being stupid for the sake of being stupid?
>>27978479
You can still explain yourself
>>27978508
Nothing major really
>>27978478
See this is why I don't request Nyx art.
I ain't got time to read all that
>>27978511
I'd rather not end up in a cringe comp. Writing is one thing, pictures are another.
>>27978503
Germans are weird
>>27978503
Did they change the laws for all those migrants :^)?
I thought the whole thing with the Equestria Girls universe was it doesn't have magic? Unless it's sent thru the mirror.
So that magic tree bitch in the 4th movie is ANOTHER of Starswirls mistakes he dumped into that place.
>>27978506
there is usually a small version of such at bronycon each year
I don't think there has ever been a stand alone one
>>27978508You expect to meet so many autist at cons but I usually end up running into incredibly normal and chill folks
>>27978547
You're forgetting the britfag meetup and hoppips rosy cheeks and grandma look
I love causing a scene, even if what I said was true.
>>27978547
Man we should totally do a stand alone. You guys look chill as fuck.
>>27978519
Based on your post
>Act as if nyxfags are "tame" and shimmerfags "start shit all the time" when they're equally a nuciance
>Your spoiler
It's obvious you get defensive when people call you out and try to make fans of other characters look worse to paint your's in a better light.
>Tia
>>27978569
name them MLPG
>>27978564
You are right, I totally forgot the brits did something.
>>27978569
I wasn't able to make the bronycon thing this year unfortunately, though otherwise I agree
>>27978547
MLPGcon when
>>27978581
http://fillycon.org/
>>27978546
There's been magic in the EqG universe since the first movie. Sunset even mentions it in the third movie I think. Hell, we had a whole subplot about scitwi hunting down magic shit.
The real question is where is the mayor? Why isn't she the principal of the main school? Why aren't Celestia and Luna the principals at Twi's school? Why is Twilight's school the equivalent of the Crystal Empire and not canterlot ( I know canterlot high is taken but still)
Why didn't Twilight steal the crown when she was camped out in the library
These are the real questions
Remember that fillies are just like you and me.
Only about 20 pounds and a foot tall.
And cute, very cute.
Also not total losers.
Sometimes you just have to WPSHH Bonbon.
>>27978546
They don't have Equestrian magic.
>>27978590
>Listening to anything Sunset says
half of it will be bitching about wanting to go back to Equestria, and the other half will be bitching about how she used to be a villain
>>27978575
We have ONE Nyxfag ONE. Who spams the board and the only thing he does here is leave Nyx post that are in the same vein as filly post and are easy to ignore.
We have multiple shimmerfags in these threads that pick fights and constantly shit on Starlight Glimmer for no reason not to mention the fetish posting most of them do.
Calling you stupid when you're being stupid is not being defensive it's telling the truth.
But how about this, why don't you tell me how equal? Because you haven't done that at all. Or are you just going to accuse me of being a Nyxfag again despite there being only one.
>>27978601
That's why I never trust them.
>>27978601
I want a 20 pound Nyx.
>I'm chubby
What did she mean by this?
>>27978646
WHERE ARE HER WINGS
I started shitposting about fetishes ironically only to realize that... everyone else i thought was just shitposting for fun was actually for real.
i
>>27978646
Pony is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal.
Science has proven that fillies have hydro-static skeletons and are largely fusion-powered.
>>27978653
Gone, as they should be.
>>27978556I live pretty close to Bronycon and I used to make it a priority to attend, but the more recent cons and local meetups felt like they were becoming Pony themed autism therapy sessions. Not sure about the meetup scene, but my faith in Bronycon has been restored and I can't wait for next year
>>27978653
Uhh.
Those were chicken wings for dinner tonight right?
>>27978653
SHE TOO THICC FOR WINGS
>>27978653
It's from before she got Musical Magicky Cancer
>>27978653
She ate them.
Who's a silly pony?
>>27978676
The bird of hermes is her name.
Princess of friendship...? more like...
>>27978646
It means that Twilight Sparkle is a very chubby pony.
>>27978676
Fucking fatass.FAT FUCKING FUCKER FUCKING FAT AS FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FAT FUCK.
>>27976264
I want to znuggle the zebra
I wonder how pony wings taste like.
>>27977739
>tfw I looked at the thumbnail and thought she had a slice of pizza hanging out of her mouth
Fuck the ponice.
>>27978702
I like to think she would do this stuff just to fuck with anon
Goodnight, hope I don't have such a bad headache tommorow.
>>27978716
She is a shapeshifter, she could just keep doing shit like this randomly.
>So he stayed with you even after the mandibles.
>AND the vagina dentana
>>27977995
"We'll paint one red
And paint one blue
And we'll call them
Thing One and Thing Two."
>>27978716
>>27978727
I'd love to see the crazy ways she could transform herself, especially if done to fuck with others.
>>27978727
>AND the vagina dentana
Even I have my limits
The fillies are becoming fatter because of the burger princess' negative influence.
>>27978734
After a certain point nothing can stop a boner Anon.
>>27978221
"If I punched that mask off, would you die?"
>"It would be very painful."
"You're a big guy."
>"That's what your mom said."
>>27978702
Meh,
>Remember, she can simulate to be any pony.
>>27978680
Eating my own wings!To keep me tame.
Okay, now I'll fuck off.
>>27978662
That's just Sweetie Bot.
>>27978734
>implying that isn't my fetish
>>27978748
I want to fuck her and call her mom
>>27978784
This.
>>27978786
I don't think her mom is alive, Anon.
I want to touch the pony.
>>27978770
I'd mount that filly's filesystem.
Prostate exams are typically performed by stallions, as only they are equipped with organs that can reach far enough into the anus to feel for bumps. However, Twilight is a princess and will also be equipped to perform the task.
What the bloody el' is this doing in my temp folder?
Stop treating the fillies like objects.
Hey pass the filly this way.
>>27978820
Haldor colliding?
>>27978796
No, I meant call Celestia my mother after coitus
>>27978826
but she makes such a good ottoman
>>27978830
>>27978826
I'm getting mixed signals
How much do you think it would cost to keep a filly in a sound proof room for several years?
>>27978846
25 to life
>>27978846
She'd go insane in less than an hour.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/04/05/how-long-could-you-last-in-the-worlds-quietest-room-the-record-is-only-45-minutes/
>>27978702
>>27978733
I would be totally okay with being tenderly used by a terrifying shapeshifter.
>>27978853
By that logic deaf people are insane.
>>27978875
Being alone with your own sounds makes people really uncomfortable. Deaf people would be inmune to this.
>>27978861
http://pastebin.com/e1g0PiME NSFW, which you probably guessed, but just in case.
>>27978880
Incorrect. Bone conduction is still a thing.
>>27978805
Be careful. They don't call them pwnies for nothing.
>>27978861
I'd rather just chill and have fun with a terrifying shapeshifter. I bet they could do all kinds of cool shit.
Fillies are like guinea pigs.
>>27978875
>implying
People who are able to hear would go insane after not being able to hear things
Seriously I really don't know what I'd do if I stopped being able to hearProbably suicide, same if I went blind
Filly is yelling deus vult while attempting to break down your door.
It sounds like light knocking.
>>27978911My mom went deaf, she didn't go insane but got really depressed.
>>27978912
Back to the crusaders with, ye.
>>27978912
I emerge from my backdoor, hastily wrapping my kaffiyeh and brandishing my scimitar as I jog around to the front to catch filly and add it to my harem.
>>27978951
>harem
>>27978912
I remove myself from the closet holding a shotgun and shoot filly through the door, telling her I'm not kebab but that she was kebab
>>27978951
>>27978954
Filly shits on your pillow again
>>27978975
Stop calling the fillies 'shits'.
"Amaterasu."
>>27978912
I knew a dog who used to do this. Everytime I locked him out of my room, I'd hear him back up, and then run face first into the door over and over again
>>27979025
How autistic can Maud get?
Pony went off to fight monsters, without remembering to take extra caution lest she become one
>>27979030
Well she did her PhD about rocks
Fucking rocks
>>27979025
Remember that time Pinkie couldn't even beat Twilight with like 100 shadow clones?
>>27979046
>geology isnt a good field
>>>/sci/
>>27979046
Hey man, geology is a perfectly legitimate field of study.
>>27979064
just came from trolling /sci/ actually
global warming threads are always a free for all
(You)s for days
>>27979064
Geology was one of my favorite classes in college. Especially under the influence
>>27979079
Well it is made up
>>27979064
>picking rocks from the streets
>a good field
Pony thinks she sees something in the abyss, but she is not quite sure
>>27979102
Just ask the abyss, it's looking this way.
>>27979091
it warms but we are cooling currently from it as a rebound, and not because fillies like to play video games with electricity
>>27979097
>Studying volcanoes isn't cool
Filly wants to be an engineer when she grows up.
What if someone makes Ponymon GO?
>>27979122
Will she solve practical problems?
>>27979131
what if you ponymon GO on top of my dick?
>>27979135
She'll solveyour problems
>>27979131
I've been wondering about this. Not specifically Ponymon GO, but just Pokemon GO clones. Successful mobileshit always inspire dozens of shitty clones, but can someone really clone this AR game that involves walking to certain real life locations in the same way someone can clone Candy Crush or Clash of Clans?
I'd love a Ponymon GO, but there are far fewer than 151 ponies you could put into that game that people would give a genuine shit about
>>27979165
I really don't think that would matter.
See: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies
>>27979165
They'd have to make a deal with someone like google that can license their maps.
And it could always be "make your own oc, make friends with other oc's. Making friends yields rewards. Occasionally a show pone will show up and you can try to make friends with it to come to your house animal crossing style!"
When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set your horse on fire
>>27979198
oh god that's not right at all
>>27979198
But I don't want to set the horse on fire
>>27979234
for someone normally so invested in fire security, he sure managed to screw up pretty bad
>>27979198
Baloney
>>27979198
You should not try to light your farts with a tail.
>>27978954
>noi harem
How many meme fillies need MLPG to be happy?
>>27979312
How much shitpost do you need to be happy?
>>27979312
All of them.
>tfw I just killed an entire family of raccoons
>>27979396
Good job
>>27979312
Don't bully the Noi.
>>27979407
Kinda hard shooting the younglings while they watch their mother die though.
>>27979396
The Normal way, or the /k/ way?
Changelings just want some love
>>27979412
Fuck Noi
>>27979421
>shooting the younglings
Anakin please.
>>27979423
Does the /k/ way involve bestiality?
>>27979435
There were fucking five of them. What kind of clown car cunt did the mother have?
Pony hopes that her descendants detest the French as much as she does
Remember to let the fillies out every so often.
>>27979426
Aw, don't be that way, she's a visitor!
>>27979396
>3 inch slugs are not for raccoon
>>27979447
Don't speak ill of the dead
>>27979437
Yes.
>>27979437
Usually with deer, yes.
>>27979458
She raided his fridge! Twice!
Hard to be hospitable after that.
>>27979426
>>27979477
Does he keep love in his fridge?
>>27979460
>"I was using my fuck shit up rounds"
>>27979483
hey whoa don't judge
I've seen weirder things in folks' refrigerators
>>27979457
I can't. My house is powered with fillies 24/7.
>>27979492
I understand
>>27979494
Just make sure you chip them.
>>27979492
If I saw this come out of my fridge I would be so happy
Remember, a filly's essence usually attracts more of them.
Would you let Trixie freeload off you?
>>27979511
I'd finally have my very own princess to snuggle at night.
>>27979538
I'd let her just about anything in exchange for a few butt touches a day
>>27979538
No.
>>27979548
But she has nowhere else to go.
>>27979492
>tfw your fridge is a portal to Equestria
>you can't put any food in it because ponies on the other side take it out
>ponies keep coming through and watching TV in the middle of the night
>>27979556
Get a job
>>27979538
She's nothing compared to Fluttershy's shit eating brother
>>27979572
What if she offers to be your great and powerfulmaid
>>27979591
Would she clean my pipes?
>>27979571
That would explain shout's comics.
>>27979591
then it's no longer freeloading
she's earning her stay
>>27979591
I can't afford that.
>You see, the secret do satisfying her needs in bed is kind of tricky, you have to be good to her, and bad to her at the exact same time.
Cute human fillies
>>27979673
She looks like some kind of tyrant
>>27979697
>wearing a shirt of yourself
>>27979426
>>27979437
Sometimes, and sometimes napalm.
Sometimes both.
>you will never operate with pone
>>27979697
I would ravage their developing bodies.
>>27979673
h-her big
>>27979721
She's the Almighty Tallest. That's why she's in charge.
>>27979591
SOLD
>>27979198
>asks
THE BLOG LIVES?
Filly says she a strong independent filly who needs no man
>>27979922
big words from the pony who insists on wearing a collar
>>27979697
I love Diamond Tiara so much more now that shes a nice prissy rich girl. I got a fetish for the whole "rich daddy's little girl" thing.
>>27979928
Fillies in collars sounds cute.
>>27979959
it is
>>27979983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OE8OJCRgCQ
remove the collars
I wanna boop a yellow horse.
The secret to satisfying a filly is icecream.
Remember that allowing changelings in your home willingly is a class 3 felony.
WHAT
DRAW
>>27980101
lewdprincess not being lewd
>>27980101
Two changelings that slept together and now have their leg holes intertwined and stuck.
It's awkward.
>>27980101
Cutest filly riding a robot vacuum.
>>27980101
https://doodl.blob.core.windows.net/2016-07-10/CcTL2A+ngUCdPUMs68QNCg
>>27980101
Applejack trying very hard not to apple.
>>27980101
Fluttershy feeding some dinosaurs
>>27980101
CELESTIA IN A SUNHAT AND SUNDRESS
>>27980101
shining armor in a maid uniform
>>27980142
You have to give her a Razz Berry first. Then smack her over the head repeatedly to weaken her.
>"I meant MILFS!" wails Chrysalis as you spread her filly legs.
>>27980198
>you keep her legs spread and lean down, blowing a raspberry right into her belly
>she screams
>>27980198
>>27980216
oh my
Don't spread the filly's legs.
>>27980223
I'm gonna
>>27979941
Too bad we haven't seen much of her or Silver since CotLM.
Spread liberally to protect your filly.
>>27980223
I'm gonna spread her legs andtickle her hooves.
Time to go to bed with pony. Are you going to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
>>27980329
>>27980326
Do I have to be a spoon?
>>27980326
I'm not sure I have a choice.
>>27980345
Is Anonymous getting smaller and smaller, or is she getting bigger and bigger?
>>27980356
Given the artist, I think the latter is a safe bet.
Pony launches a sneak attack!
>>27980390
Shoot pony
>>27980390
Respond with armor piercing rounds.
https://derpibooru.org/1208637
>>27980388
>pomf! =3
>"What are we gonna do on the bed--"
"If you say 'o-neigh-sama,' I'm going to tie you to a chair and force-feed you meatloaf."
>"Well, you're no fun tonight."
>it was true
>>27980388
Remember to pad your fillies before bed, humans are known to roll around a lot in their sleep and fillies are very fragile.
>you will never hug a filly to sleep
>>27980459
they'd be like a little warm fuzzy pillow
Something's not right...
>>27980459
Feels
>>27980484
oh my god JC a bomb!
>>27980512
NOI NO
>>27980512
There's GOT to be a better way!
Mash the X button to hug the pony.
>>27980533
Just don't read!
>>27980535
I can't wait for changeling's new episode!
>>27980570
Will Changeling get to bring friends?
Changeling was too lazy to magically disguise herself, so she just wore some socks, glasses and a saddle.
>>27980657
Sounds cute.
>>27980672
But now she looks like a total slut and the stallions are paying attention.
>>27980657
That sounds like something I'd like to see.
>>27980677
Stallions can go fuck some mares, lovebug is mine.
>>27980695
Yes Pinkie do you want some more molly?
>>27980657
Please don't tell on changeling.
>>27980725
Pink E Pie
>>27980726
Well, hello there, average pony citizen! What brings you out today?
>>27980726
With how often ponies recognize Twilight is an alicorn they'd probably just assume changeling was a new princess.
>>27980726
>>27980744
Is she a nerd princess like Twilight, too?
Do they expect her to burg out?
>page 9
>not even 600 posts
>177 images
Did MLPG ded while I was gone?
>>27980764
Yes.
>>27980764
A lot of people didn't post pictures
That's all it really means
>>27980764
Well it's just you, me, that other guy, and the pony Celestia pays to keep tabs on us.
>>27980736
Tonight's the annual pony orgy.
For normal ponies!
You should come- I mean, you should be there!
>>27980788
oh god dammit I forgot the horn
changeling is a wily creature
>>27980788
Gee, I don't know, I didn't get an invitation...
>>27980142
I see the artists are keeping their meme game strong
>>27980794
Maybe it's an earth changeling you bigot
>>27980788
a pony orgy?
>>27980826
shoo shoo gross diaperpony
Imagine how pathetic somebody must be to shitpost about a single pony wearing diapers all day, every day.
>page 9
>not even 200 images
What the FUCK, you guys?
>>27980848
You didn't rub Pinkie's belly!
contributing
>>27980857
>>27980847
It's not shitposting if it's true
>>27980857
FUCK Pinkie's belly!
>>27980869
P A T H E T I C
>Shove it up your ass!
>>27980874
why do I even come here anymore
WHY DO SO MANY PONIES WANT BELLY RUBS
>>27980857
We are no longer MLPG
We are now an image dump thread
>>27980877
I liked it better when she just liked to watch.
>>27980899
>>27980899
Boops, of course.
>>27980915
>>27980922
thanks for the dank memes but it was a serious question
this thread is literally either dead or just 2 guys dumping images, why can't I close the tab and forget about it
>>27980915
Marker is such a silly horse. How can her sister ever compete?
>>27980930
She has her ways.
>>27980929
It's late Sunday/early Monday for the US. New episodes start this Saturday. I dunno what you want, man.
>>27980929
>thread is ded
>in the middle of the night
Well aren't you a little bastion of knowledge.
>>27980929
You can try to stir up some discussion or something, people here just shitpost because they're bored. Give them something and they'll probably take it.
>>27980938
I can't deal with how amazing that rump is
filly is accessing the morphogenetic field
>>27980994
I grab filly so I'll get shifted too. I'm not getting left behind in a doomed timeline again.
>>27980981
Why is Ruby Pinch strangling Scootaloo?
Back on /co/ i liked this general more over /b/ one, because mlpg didnt have image dumps. Nowadays its /b/read tier shitposting.
>>27981003
She's being a filly.
>>27981039
blame the autists
then again I guess it's wrong of me to hope to be able to escape this kind of autism on the fucking my little pony board
What do you think of Shining Armor's mom?
Draw ideas for fillies fillying fillies?
>>27981055
draw filly spamming pictures of herself on mlpg
>>27981039
>thread hits over 600 posts while only marginally close to the bump limit
>someone points this out
>people decide to post images for kicks
>suddenly the thread was never anything more but an image dump
I don't understand this logic
>>27981054
Is she drinking Listerine?
>>27981062
well he browse /b/
>>27981055
Peach filly in a palanquin carried by other fillies.
>>27981062
>people decide to post images for kicks
you do realize that the people dump images just to satisfy their autism by reaching the image limit, right?
even isaac does it so he can have the satisfaction of making a thread right on time (even though he fails most of the time and it falls off anyway)
>>27981062
>MLPG turned to shit just like the show
Honestly what part don't you understand
>>27981062
how about people stop caring about image limit and just make new threads when mlpg hits 10th page
why would you feel a need to reach the limit with never ending dumps
>>27981062
It's shitposting logic.
>>27981055
>>27981101
funny how you come with the shitposting accusations as soon as I mention you, every time without fail
>>27981054
I'd fuck her
but then again I'd fuck anything
>>27981005
Filly says it's a funyarinpa
>>27981099
Do not fight against the image dumping.
Let the image dumping flow through you.
>>27981107
>I mention you
You're both anonymous. Neither of you knows who the other is.
>>27981055
filly Gloomy being teased by Junior for being the smallest
>>27981116
whatever man
he knows who he is and what he does
>>27981091
Wait, the show turned to shit?
>>27981128
He must live in an alternate universe where it stopped being fun and all the songs were shit.
>>27981124
you forgot your rainbow dash pic
>>27981107
You have a real persecution complex, Anon.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10828179
its time
>>27981131
what a horrible world
TV show lines > Movie linesI know, need to see the movie first but I have a bad feeling about this.
>>27981164
movie is gonna be dull
and have shit songs
with memes
it's gonna be meme shit
>>27981131
That painter pony is super cute.
I want to see her struggling by herself to paint a huge wall while she's got a vibrator in her.
>>27981150
how did that poll just lose a vote
i watched the counter go down
>>27981168
>its all memes
I'm sorry for you.
I think the show is pretty great every time except for some things on S3and too many stallions on background now.
>>27981189
There is literally nothing wrong with stallions!
>>27981189
but they're so handsome...
Cute dragons
>>27981201
Don't mind about that. I just can't controll my autism.please take all the stallions from the show to your house
New horse where
>>27981114
I'm glad filly respects the funyarinpa.
>>27981221
the cutest dragon
>>27981235
there's like a dozen threads below this one, just wait friendo
>>27981221
>>27981221
>>27981242
How many cute dragons are there?
>>27981253
well, there's her and...
uh...
I'll get back to you on that one.
Filly is doing anime faces.
>>27981253
>>27981274
call filly a baka
>>27981290
Calm down.
>>27981290
Have no fear Marker, we're still nowhere near falling off the board just yet.
>>27981302
>>27981303
>>27981283
>>27981309http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27981319
I like that the video is loud enough that I don't even have to put my headset on to hear it.
>>27981323;_;
>>27981323
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART
>>27981339
I cried too.
>>27981323
image spammers are the shittiest thing in mlpg
people who complain about image spammers are the shittiest thing in mlpg
MLPG is the greatest thing
not getting a (you) from me if you actually think spamming images to fulfill your image limit autism is a good thing
people who don't give (You)s to people who think spamming images to fulfill your image limit autism are the shittiest thing in mlpg
>>27981365
>>27981374
>>27981389
>>27981391
(You)s, (You)s for everyone!
>>27981374
>>27981398
way to show off your autism lad
>>27981374
>>27981398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9otDixAtFw
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Luna
I claim the last post of the thread in the name of Princess Twilight Sparkle
>>27981497
but what about the good Princess Luna?
I love Maud Pie
I like the ponies