Marry Your Waifu

>>27981757
You're telling me somebody can claim their waifu for reals?

>>27981757
Fellow minister here, go perform real weddings you loser.

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>>27981765
yes, thats the point here.

>>27981768
Speaking as one minister to another go hug yourself.

>>27981757
What if Anon is my husbando?

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>>27981807
Whatever I'm easy.

>>27981757
are you okay with polygamy? marrying both my dash body pillow and tulpa would be nice

>>27981816
yes. ponies are poly by nature. There are no exclusive marriages here.

>>27981757
>I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church.

Why do you people say this like you're actual religious authorities?

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>>27981823
no u

>>27981757
N-needlechan?

>>27981824
Artist?

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>>27981827
the one and only

>>27981831
http://saturnspace.deviantart.com/

>>27981834
I fucking knew it
How are you?

>>27981757
There's not nearly enough art like this. Just having something like it of Apple Bloom would be so very nice.

Tempting as this may be, I still have to sort some more dumb feelings out and feel really content with her before trying this.

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>>27981840
bretty good. Trying to fly under the radar for a few days.

>>27981838
Thanks, anon. I love shit like that.

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>>27981757
I already am.

>>27981846
Makes sense

If you marry anyone to AJ I will get peeved at you

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>>27981861
Applejack is a pure and beautiful pony.
A sunset coated, emerald eyed goddess.

You can marry her tonight if you please. I'll even photoshop a little wedding certificate and refer you to an artist for wedding photos!

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>>27981865
This form of autism is beyond me, sorry.
AJ isn't my waifu, but she is my favorite pony.

Besides, it doesn't really count if she doesn't consent to it, does it?

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>>27981874
you fucking casuals. Initiating CTB dump.

>>27981882
Nigga pls
Next you're going to tell me to het a tulpa

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>>27981887
no tulpa ponies are real

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>>27981890
whoops

>>27981823
>actual
>religious
>authority
Kek

>some autist gets "married" over Skype
>heads down to the courthouse with the plush/daki to get the marriage license signed
>clerk laughs him out of the building

I can already taste the Ragu.

>>27981901
dont h8 particip8

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>>27981882
>>27981888
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>>27981896
>implying I don't know about this shit
>implying I haven't tried and failed at this as well as at making a tulpa

They are not real anon.
They will never be real.

>>27981904
Not hating bruh, just looking forward to the spaghetti.

I would totally get on Skype to marry Fluttershy if I didn't have to go to work in a bit.

>>27981913
no u. they are real and we know it.

>>27981930
join us later!