Hey Anon, what's the story in the MLP movie.
LEAKS allowed.
Everyone fucking dies.
it's actually porn.
>>28000237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3uBr0CCm58
So... How fucked is KP?
Okay what the fuck did she do this time?
>>28000205
This
The last thing I remember is that we discovered they are actually monitoring threads but that was here in 4chan.
Not this shit again.
Can we have a Pinkie Pie threadfor my birthday?Pinkamena is cool too.
>>28000127
Happy birthday anon
>>28000127
So considering that Verizon are now flooding tumblr with ads and it's probably going to keel over and drop dead, can /mlp/ name any of the old tumblrpon blogs they actually enjoyed?
I quite liked The Horse Wife, which was the last of the get-famous horse blogs. How about you, lads? Post favorite posts too.
>>28000103
>Verizon are now flooding tumblr with ads
Details please? Is it actually unusable?
>>28000103
>Not posting the opposite version of that pic
>>28000103
I liked little miss rarity and molestia
Everything else was shit
Why does everyone think she is so OP? She usually needs powerups to solve every problem and most action heroes can easily defeat her, like Mario.
>>28000102
>like Mario
>like a guy who has fought a god 3 times and won every time
>to include a God of destruction
She's a little under Mario, frankly. Then again, if you pay attention to the things he's actually done, so is Superman.
>>28000883
Superman is like, literally SUPER overpowered.
He can travel to the motherfucking sun and still come back alive.
>>28000883
>Mario over Superman
What? I'm pretty sure Mario isn't somehow above Superman, who has got some insane feats under his belt.
I've come to the conclusion that EQG haters are fans of the fandom
>>27999938
You're a fucking idiot then.
>>27999945
Hi fan of the fandom
>>27999938
You would be correct then.
People who dislike EqG are just that, people who don't like it.
But haters are undoubtedly fans of the fandom.
>3 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjt6rjR9MU
Who hype?
>>27999820
not me
>>27999820
Very hype for Daring Do.
Very hype for The Cart Before the Ponies.
Zero hype whatsoever for MMDW2.
>>27999828
>Zero hype whatsoever for MMDW2.
I don't think it'll be at all similar really. MMDW was the rest of the Mane 6 being all passive-aggressive douchebags about RD's legitimate accomplishments and subsequent bragging.
This is just getting back at her for pranking by cosplaying as zombies and scaring her. If anything, this could be Castle Mane-ia 2.
You travel to Equestria.
You have yourself, the clothes on your back, and ONE other object of your choosing, but it comes with natural consequences (phones have no service, computers have no internet, cars have no gas, etc.).
What do?
>>27999636
A good pair of scissors.
>>27999636
An unloaded gun.
>>27999636
Some salt. I am sure that would work perfectly as currency, horses fucking love salt.
Just a small examination.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10846506
>>27999630
I don't want to live with any of the mane 6.
>>27999630
>post picture wth best horse shim sham
>shim sham not in the poll
I know exactly which box you checked OP.
>>27999638
Haven't checked any boxes, anon.
I just wanted a picture with pones looking comfy and more.
> Be 21, Male, Sci-Fi Nerd
> Mostly stays in /a/, /r9k/ and /g/
> Watching Torchwood: MD
> Allen Shapiro Comes on
> GF Geeks out it's "Discord's Actor"
> Realize GF is Fem-Brony
> She wants me to watch the show with her
> I been avoiding the show
MFW
What do I do?
>>27999542
break up. its not going to work out. she has good taste and you dont.
>>27999542
Just do it.
Preform the function, homosexual.
Buy a ticket to the ride.
>>27999545
/thread
You wake up as Dog Spike. What do you do now?
>>27999438
>rape
>>27999438
>auto-fellatio
>>27999438
Sneak into Rarity's bedroom, wait until she gets home to deliver the knot.
"Oh there you are Twilight, I've been looking all over for you. Why are you hiding out in the pantry?"
>"Oh.. Hey Anon."
>She closes a book.
>Looks like she was reading some filly fairy tales.
>She closes the pantry door behind her.
>"I.. I know I've been avoiding you, and I know you want an explanation.."
>You pat her on the head.
"Come on, we've been going out for 11 months. You've got to learn to open up to me more."
>"I know.. But, this time it's different.. Anon, there isn't any easy way to say this but-"
"I'm sure it's nothing-"
>"I murdered someone last week."
>Silence for a moment.
"Y-you're joking right?"
>She has her head down.
>"I wish I was."
"What happened, Twilight whats going on?"
>"Last week, I was walking home from a meeting with the royal diplomats of Equestria. And out of nowhere, this guy showed up with a gun, he told me not to move or he'd shoot. I remember learning about how deadly guns are from your world. I tried to talk things out but he just wouldn't listen, and he kept getting more aggressive. And it all happened so fast, he shot, and I tried to redirect the bullet. It went right through his heart.. I ran over and tried to heal him, but there was nothing I could do."
"It.. Well, sounds like self defense-"
>"Anon I murdered someone."
"I know but-"
>"I haven't been able to sleep, I see him there dying every night in my sleep. I try so hard to save him.. I'm the princess of friendship, and I took someones life away. Remember when we talked about having kids that one time? Someday in the future?"
"Twilight.."
>She looks up at you with tears in her eyes.
>"How can I try and teach my children about peace and friendship with their own mother is a murderer!? I don't deserve to be a mother! I don't deserve happiness.."
>>27999154
>I remember learning about how deadly guns are from your world
So is she on earth then?
Nitpicks aside I like your concept here but I feel the writing itself is a bit bland. The grammar is good but there's not alot of descriptive writing here. For instance we can tell that this is from Anon's POV, but there's not alot of input from his perspective on how he feels about the situation, which is making it fall a bit short personally, although that could just be me.
Nonetheless I like your prompt here and feel with a bit more work it could be an interesting tale of Twilight struggling to come to terms with committing an emotional scaring act, though it just needs to be expanded upon.
>>27999154
you're so silly, pantry pony
>>27999419
>on earth
>filly fairy tales
I think he's just putting guns in his prompt because potatoes
"Hey dude, heard you got some moves. Join me on the dance floor?"
>>27999088
>>27999115
>Anon got all the pussy that night.
>>27999088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpRPl8TlVBU&t=217s
Would you a loli Luna?
>>27998833
I prefer the full grown mystical hair mare luna, but loli luna is okay I guess.
>>27998833
It's not okay to want to fuck children OP. Please kill yourself ASAP.
>>27998869
I asked if you would a loli Luna. I never said I would a loli Luna.
Impress me, autists.
>>27998803
Right after I clean my room. Never.
>>27998803
>having merch
>giving hasjew money
>showing your power level
>being an autistic sperg
wew
>>27998839
>giving a shit about what normies think
>not wanting cool horse shit
wew