Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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Some of the more reserved mares inform you that if you keep dressing and acting like a slut, other mares are going to start treating you like one.

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>>27962398
What if we dress as a skeleton, muscularity handsome and suave skeleton?

/r/equesting a grimderp greentext where Stallions have almost no rights. I need a laff

>>27962398

Do they not understand that Anon doesn't have a sheath or fur? Hence why he wears clothes?

>>27962446
For some reason he never says anything about it.

The misunderstanding must go on!

>>27962455

No more misunderstandings. Go away Kusaka.

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>>27962446
>doesn't have a sheath
>always presenting
L-lewd

>>27962418
>"Anon, please, stop. You're just making it harder for yourself."
"No, look! Look how strong my bones are! I drank all my milk!"
>"You can't keep pretending that you don't have bone cancer, Anon. That's a tumor."

>>27962581

>ponies believe all human males are inherently lewd
>No sheath
>wears clothes all the time
>a year round libido
>mares flock to him thinking he'll be an easy rutting

>>27962581
>>27962612
>"...Twilight, did you summon an incubus?"
"No, Princess Celestia."
>"I promise you won't get in trouble if you did."
"It was a summoning accident that brought Anon here, but he isn't an incubus from Tartarus."
>"...Luna summoned an incubus once. We all make mistakes."
"He's not an incubus!"

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>>27962612
>because of clothes and lack of sheath pones think Anon is a total dipstick
>Rare knows better, since she makes all of his clothing
>defensive of mares shittalking him since he is such a good friend
>is a well known unapologetic fukfilly
>won't even fuck a colt twice if he doesn't do anal
>m6 think she is just setting him up so she can take his (horse) virginity
>something something her and Fluttershy herded and pregnant.

>"Anon, what's that weird scar on your p-penis?"
>Anon explains the magics of circumcision
>Ponies think he comes from Saddle Arabia where male genital mutilation is common

>>27962970
Love it. Green light.

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>>27963023
STOP FUCKING REMINDIMG ME DAMMIT!

>herdshit general

>>27963060
Okay.

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>>27963023
>scar
Damn, why didn't i get a cool scar?

Or a cool SCAR

or a cool DODGE CHARGER SRT HELLCAT

>>27962889
>Princess Celestia, in accordance with standard procedure, sends Anon to Tartarus to rejoin his kind
>Twilight starts freaking out that an innocent creature has been sent to pony hell

>>27963188
For a second I thought she was wearing the tubes like socks.

>>27962889
>"I promise we won't make you get rid of him"
"But he's not one!"
>"We're not trying to judge you, we just want to make sure you're okay."
>"Yes, and that you are using protection so that his hellfire semen does not burn out your innards"
>"That's not a real thing, Cadence. It's just a myth."

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1 in 5 stallions will be raped in their lifetime.

>>27963212
>The Tartarus wardens come to Celestia in a panic.
>They say that the new arrival has taken over all of Tartarus.
>He even defeated Tirek and Grogar.
>He call Tirek a "Sissy faggot" and punched him in the nose.
>Grogar surrendered before Anon could even get to him.
>Celestia is unsure what to do.

>>27963253
1 in 5 stallions also have rape fantasies

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>>27962970
>>something something her and Fluttershy herded and pregnant.
sounds nice
two most beautiful mares

>>27963222
I thought she was offering them a can of pringles.

>>27963212
>Princess Celestia doesn't want to have to deal with Twilight
>Pretends that Anon was a dumb pet instead and hopes that Twilight will give up


"Princess, we have to go back and save him!"
>Celestia pulls you into an unwilling hug and strokes your mane with a hoof.
>"Shh.... shh-shh-shhh.... he's with his own kind now, Twilight. He's happier there."
"You don't understand, he isn't a demon!"
>"I know it's hard, Twilight, but there comes a time in everypony's life where they have to realize that their pet just isn't a person."
>You pull away and glare at your teacher.
"You've had conversations with him, Princess. He's not a p-"
>Celestia boops you on the nose, silencing you.
>"Anon may have made lots of funny noises, but it doesn't mean he was talking."
"He wore clothes, Celestia."
>Celestia glares at you and holds you out and arm's length.
>"That's another thing, Twilight. We need to have a talk about the way you dress your pets up in sexy lingerie."

>Celestia talks circles around Twilight and eventually manages to convince her that Anon never intelligent to begin with and was just parroting phrases that he heard

>>27963212
>Anonymous is in pony hell, surrounded by all sorts of demons and banished baddies.
>Most of them are there for things like trying to overthrow Equestria or drinking straight from a carton of milk.
>”So what you in for?” One asked you when you got there.
“They think I’m some sort of sex demon who’s going to defile all their virgins and leave the toilet seat up.”
>Evil shit, you know.
>Turns out pony-devil is just a colt working a 9-5, deals with exorbitant amount of bullshit on a daily basis.
>Wants nothing more than to relax by the lake of lava and damned souls after a hard day’s work.
>Besides the whole ruler of tartarus thing he’s got going on, is a actually a pretty chill guy.
>You being a bro, you help him out whenever you can.
>Nothing special really, make sure everyone has their regular checkups and dental appointments.
>You decide that living in tartarus is actually nice and you get all the demon-mare pussy you could ask for.
>Of course Twilight still managed to fuck it up somehow for you.
>”Anon were here to bring you back!”
>Twilight and the rest of her nuggets decided to show up one day and bring you back to their back-asswards society.
>Pony-devil told them they would have to fill out about two hundred page request form in triplicate.
>Hell buroucracy won the day.
>That night you hooked up with a pretty cute succupony that lived next door.
>You lived happily ever after with succupony wife and Tirek the wilson like neighbor who gave you bad advice about power tools.

>>27963188
>cool scar
It's not cool, Anon. The skin's real thin there and I have to be careful if I don't want tearing.

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>>27963222
>Princess Celestia will never dress up as an engine to fulfill your b/o/ner
>She will never be the cylinder
>You will never be the piston
>She will never assemble the guard force to act as other parts of the engine
>There will never be push rod bat ponies that work at the correct rate
>the pushrod ponies will never push down on the valve guards.
>Twilight and her friends will never be the camshaft.
>Luna will never be another 3 cylinders
>There will never be a string of pony 'fuel lines' squirting amphrodisacs down the valve ponies at PRECISELY the right time
>There will never be a set up of oil ponies who spray lube.
>You will never cum inside
>The ponies will never roll play as it being a seizure
>The valve ponies will never drop or pop
>the cam ponies will never bend
>The 'Cylinders' will never collapse sexually exhausted of course

Damn, it's almost as if life is meant to be awful.

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>>27963354
>>You decide that living in tartarus is actually nice and you get all the demon-mare pussy you could ask for.

>>27963354
>"I don't think so, Tirek."

>>27963392
kek
ohhh my childhood

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>>27963354
>>27963382
>twilight and friends come to save you
>angry succu-marefriend ends up getting into a big rainbow laser fight with them for trying to take you away from her

>>27963392
“Hey Tirek, what’cha doing over there?”
>”Just hosing off my rocks Anon.”
>…
>Sometimes you thank whatever goda are out there for the fence separating your respective backyards.
“You know if your showers broken you can use ours.
>”No, those dang kids from the school keep painting them, you know how I prefer to have a certain look to my front yard.”
>Tirek took his lawn care just a little too seriously.
“Yeah, well then I’ll leave you to spraying down your stones.”
>”Righty-oh neighbor, you and the misses still coming over for dinner tonight?”
“Yup, we’ll be over after she gets off work.”
>Today was a pretty normal day in hell.

>>27963524
Who's the misses?

Or what, in this case?

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>>27963541
This
>she's in hell because, no hooves.

>>27963541 that -> >>27963382

>>27963617
She looks big and scary enough to protect her stallion.

Demonmare did nothing wrong.

>>27962970
I want to see Rarity get really bent out of shape when her friends shittalk Anon to the point where she'll make up rumours about how the colour or shape of Anon's penis means that he's just naive and not a "dipstick".

>>27963634
Bretty sure dipstick is a colt version of a cumbucket.
RGRE terms are weird as fuck to adapt to.

>>27963682
kek
i like that one
thats pretty good

>>27963634
>>27963682
"She called me a what?"
>Rarity's cheeks puff out in outrage and anger.
>"A dipstick, Anonymous! Ugh! How dare she!"
>....does that mean your penis?
>Are they implying that you're real good at fucking horses?
>Is that good?

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>>27963524
>Pony hell is an upper-middle class neighborhood.

>>27963541
Behold Mrs Ymous

>>27963382
>>27963761
I wouldn't want to piss off Anon's demonwives.

>>27963781
>Mane 6 tries to take Anon back to the overweorld
>Demonwives say no

>>27963253
>>27963267
The clear answer is rape registries.
That way, potential rapists can be matched up with 'victims'.
Like a dating site, but with rapists and ponies with rape fantasies.

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>>27963904
That's kinda hot.

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>>27963904
>>27963955

>Anon beds a pony for the first time
>Mare is disheartened when he takes off his clothes instead of putting more on

>>27964029
>Anon thinks her disappointment is because of him.
>Furiously works to become Zyzz levels of aesthetic.
>Now mare is torn when he takes off his clothes.
>Her upbringing tells her that clothes off isn't sexy.
>But on seeing Anon nude now and seeing all the muscle that colts can't easily display, her instincts scream YES THIS IS HOT.

Hello my dudes I am new here who are the namefags I should be looking out for?

>>27964098
If I tell you some, I'll leave some out, and that would make me feel guilty, so just read it all.
Brandnewwritefag, Durnk Anon, Frostybox, Analplug Anon, and Love and Powerlifting.

>>27964123
Thank you anon you are a pretty decent person.

>>27964098
Look at the drive bin, that's most of them.

Some stories are dead, some are halfway zombies, and other are lively as ever.

>>27964220
Will do anon thank you for the help.

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>>27964155
“Here you go honey, have a nice day at work.”
>Handing your wife Succu-Pony her lunch bag, she reared up and gave you a quick peck on the lips before heading off.
>”Love you Anon, try not to blow up the house again.”
>It was one time! She was never stop holding that over you.
>Alright Anon, time to..
>”Anon come quick I need your help!”
>Tirek was waving his hands frantically in the air trying to get your attention.
>Maybe if you ignore him, he’ll just leave you alone.
>”Anon quickly!”
>Dammit.
“I’m comin, hold your horses.”
>Walking through your front yard you stood in front of Triek who was hiding behind a tree, peering just around it.
“If you want to play hide-and-seek the answer is the same as yesterday, no.”
>”Shut up, look there’s a spider on my lawn chair. A big one! Do you think it’s dangerous?”
>There was something incredibly wrong with this half-horse. Try to enslave equestria, no biggie, insect, he turns into a cry baby.
“Hold on for one sec.”
>Sprinting back to your house you got the newspaper that was oh so conveniently still laying on your porch.
>And after coming back you were ready to face down the arachnid. Arm at the ready to deliver the smiting of a lifetime.
>Ok so where was this thing? Your eyes scanned the chair.
>The tiniest movement on the upper part of the seat got your attention.
>Wait… this is what got him all freaked out.
>Dropping the paper you gently picked up the spider and walked over to some of the shrubs in Tireks garden.
“There you go, no more spider. Tirek? You okay there bud?”
>Wow he looked woozy.
>”You picked it up.”
>A loud thud later Tirek lay bested, just by the mere thought of an eight legged fuzzball. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
>You guess some people just don’t like spiders.

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>"where is Anonymous hiding?"

>>27963188
Alright, Cloudrunner.

>>27963116
...He once more viewed the room, taking note of the dribbles and splatters of the pink fluid, leading from the sopping wet bed over to his current location, where a large pool had formed. He took a look at his fur, for the first time noticing the streaks making there way down his sides from his back, and the sticky feeling about where the queen’s muzzle had been.

There was pink. Everywhere he looked he saw pink. Pink was love processed and made tangible by changelings. The only changeling in the room right now was the queen. The only source of the love was him.

"Oh my god."

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>>27964437
>tfw no hellcat.

>>27961779
>>27961526
Aww shucks you guys, thank you

>>27961591
And you, looking forward to more from you.
I-If it helps I did write some Papa Anon and Scootaloo Anal in the Incest thread, though there was no christmas theme to it, and she's a late teenager instead of a filly B-but it's not like I wrote it for you or anything b-baka...

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>>27962389
Yanno, it seems like there are never any rgre ideas about Maud.

Is she not rgre enough?

>>27964377
"...Behind you, sweetie. As beautiful as your nebulous mane and tail are, they kinda mess with your line of sight."

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>>27964377
Moonie is a very attractive pony.

>>27965124
She radiates sexuality, I wish there was more green of her.

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>"BELOVED! WHY DO THOU FLEE FROM US!?"
>you are anon.
>and you are hiding in a broom closet.
>Moonie was too rough last night and you dick needs a rest.
>"BELOVED! SHOW THYSELF!"
>not gunna happen moonbutt.
>"I KNOW THY WEAKNESS!"
>You watch through the crack in the door as nightmare inhales sharply.
>"WAKE ME UP!"
>your eyes widen.
>"WAKE ME UP INSIDE!"
>you start to wring your hands nervously.
>"CAN"T WAKE UP!"
>your biting your lower lip so hard you might draw blood.
>"WAKE ME UP INSIDE!"
"SAVE ME!!!!!!"
>the broom closet door lays broken on the floor as you stand with your arms out.
>Nightmare grins at you from the other side of the hallway.

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>>27965341
NONE CAN COMPARE!

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>>27965124
You just made my day anon.

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A mare may feel the urge to aggressively snuggle you.

>>27965388
i may feel the urge to aggressively snuggle them

>>27965388
Aggressive mares get the squirty bottle.

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>>27965341
My favorite green of the night.
Thank you anon.
I kek'd for at least a minute straight.

>>27965388
Heart pupils.

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>>27965416
Gets you fuckin' rock hard, doesn't it?

>>27965459
https://derpibooru.org/546195

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>>27965416
The mare has locked on to you and will not stop until she is either exhausted, has been bred by you, or both.

>>27965477
Oh god mate my dong cant expand any more!

>>27965341
Kek

>Fluttershy has a massive crush on anon.
>Goes to Rainbow so she can learn how to be marely and ask a colt out
>Rainbow never dated a colt but wont tell anypony
>tries to help fluttershy by telling her everything she read in a magazine
>Rgre happens

>>27966110
>>tries to help fluttershy by telling her everything she read in a magazine
Don't you mean watched in porn?

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>>27966131

>>27966139
Isn't it?
I imagine RD would have a "secret stash" of Playmare mags and reads those for "relationship advice"
That's the reason she is always so cocky
Because the magazines say that colts love confident mares
One day Anon has enough of her shit and gives her the HMD

>>27966110
>"S-So, Anonymous, a-are your loins s-set af-fire?"
>The sound of brass instruments is softly playing in the background
>The candles and the fireplace gave a warm lighting to the room and Fluttershy.
>Speaking of the Yellow Devil,
>Fluttershy was lying down on a bearskin rug
>Wearing a velvet bathrobe that just barely covered her tuft
>Holding a rose between her teeth
>Posing to show off her tuft
"Flutters..."
>"Y-Yes?"
"Why are you like this?
>"Uhm... I-I--"
"More importantly, why are you in my house?"
>"W-Well, this is h-how Rainbow Dash told me t-to ask a stallion out."
>You quickly bring your hand to your face.

>>27966152

>giving her the HMD when that would only prove her right

She needs to learn.

>>27964123
There was a time when I used to be up there
Maybe one of these days I'll fucking get around to writing something up

>>27966220
Wow, It's slownon. Welcome back

>>27966230
I've been lurking for a while now,just haven't been able to bring up any motivation to write something for a while. Still is super great to see people writing up green in here, and quality ones at that. Hope you are enjoying your day over there, and a best wishes from me down in Aussieland for welcoming back.

>>27966240
Eyy, Welcome home Slownon.
Looking forward to seeing you around more.

>>27966240
How is Aussieland?
the spiders acting up again?

>>27966240
>>27966220
Holy shit. It's you, Slownon. Used to read you a whole lot, man. Welcome back.

>>27964123
You did leave some out.

>>27966240
I'm new here and I've got to say, I really loved your "Sitting Scootaloo" stories. Welcome back.

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>>27963254
"Maaaaan, this place sucks ass! Sure, it's cool having hordes of lusty succubi that are down to fuck literally any time I like, but the WiFi coverage is shitty and it's like fifty billion degrees. I'm sat stewing in a pool of my own scrotum sweat over here."

>>27966254
Not really, it was the chilly season for a little while so I've been able to avoid spiders, they're not so bad, just leave 'em be and they get rid of other bugs for ya.

>>27966258
Hey there, I see you've been posting some green yourself. Sadly I think I missed out on that so if I could maybe get a link to it I would love to see what you've got. More than happy to be play a supportive role in this thread.

>>27966248
>>27966280
Aww thanks, that really warms my heart to hear that. Life's been shitty for me, getting better since I moved out and away from family though. But messages like these remind me why I enjoyed writing in the first place. Bit of a shame that most of my notes and stuff was lost when my old laptop died half a year ago, but you guys make me feel like I should do something. I'll figure it out at some point.

>>27966323
Yea, better than summer when the cockroaches start flying.

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>>27966323
>>27966323
Do write, I'm missing Scootaloo.

W-well, if you insist on seeing what I wrote. M-My writing's n-not that good, but I'm trying to improve.
http://pastebin.com/u/SSandTH

>>27966351
Gave it a quick look, I'm up to where the scout has shown up to get Cheese and Anon. So far it is pretty interesting, albeit my knowledge of wrestling is mostly from hearsay, some wwe games I played and maybe the Best Friends Zaibatsu. But the concept certainly is different than what normally comes up and I haven't found a fault with your writing style, keep up the good work, I'll continue reading your green.

>>27966344
Ever heard of Christmas Beetles? They're like these weird, big cockroaches that fly and seem to come around summer time, which is around December for us.

>>27964296
>Anon touches a spider
What kind of monster is Anon?

>>27964377
>Ponies have object permanence similar to that of a baby when it comes to Anon because he has no magic in him to sense
>Ponies get distressed when he leaves a room and "disappears"

>>27964830
I remember when you included "incest with my butt" with your story. I only noticed it because it was mine, n-not because I was flattered or anything, dummy!

>>27966110
>>27966131
>Rainbow Dash finds and old magazine that gives terrible advice like "nibble on the stallion's flare/squeeze his sheath" and shares it with Fluttershy with her usual confidence

>>27966152
Rainbow Dash isn't actually confident at all. She just wants stallions to THINK she's confident. She does her best to explain and excuse away why she's never had a coltfriend, but the constant reminder of her failures is beating away at the mental wall she's erected. She's about one real rejection away from crumbling into a crying heap.

>>27966195
kek
Nice touch with the tuft.

>>27966273
Who?
I see you there, Shukaku.

>>27966220
>>27966240
>>27966323
>>27966379
Welcome back, Grandpa. Tell us more stories from before any of us started writing?

>>27966409
Wait a second Durnk, you were here way before I was here. Doesn't that like make you everyone's Great uncle? Our Great Druncle Durnk
Forgive shitty gravity falls pun, it's late and my brain isn't working

>>27966379
You mean those golden little shits that always manage to get themselves caught inside.
Better than pissing off a spider wasp.

>>27966458
if ya got a screen door or window, they're a great way to past the time, cause ya can just flick them off and watch them fly.

>>27966379
>Best Friends Zaibatsu
Fucking based, Slownon.
Fuck, I always forget to wear my trip
I've been in a rut honestly about the green and where to go with it. It was supposed to be a really short oneshot but an Anon wanted me to write more and I've just been thinking of what to write as I went on. I've been trying to write some more about how women in the wrestling industry used to be treated less than men in the industry and then translating it over to pony world.

>>27966472
Honestly, just write what ya want, I know that sounds like a load of horse shit coming from me since I haven't written anything in a while. But as much as you may want to write and satisfy others, at the end of the day, you do it, because you want to. Essentially, I'm just telling you if you don't want to do it, then don't do it.

However I see what you're getting at, but I don't think I am at a good point in your green to comment since I am not up to date and all. Hope this is helpful and not just me rambling.

>>27966533
Thanks for the advice, dude. I'll put it to good use. I'm still figuring things out, after all, I only started writing recently. I really wish we'd see some more of your writing, Slownon-senpai. I'm going to try continuing to write now.

>>27966533
Flank Loving Anon continuation when?

>>27965341
Oh fuck my sides

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>>27963253

>>27966457
It's me, Austin. I was Durnk all along.

>>27966763
why would you even

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>>27966783
I can't help it. People need to stop cutting off pony legs in comic panels and forgetting their height.

>>27966763
>>27966794
She could be standing on a pedestal or something.

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>>27966817
Nah, this makes more sense.

>>27966826
or Anon could be a manlet

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>>27966817
>celestia is actually standing on a step stool she magicked over to be eye level with him
This is cuter than it has any right to be.

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>>27966763
>>27966794
>>27966826
I'm with you on that one.

>>27966833

i want celestia to watch me masturbate

>>27966794
Celestia gave Anon a magical amulet that forcibly lowers the ground below Anon by about 2 feet whenever she is around. She's so used to towering over ponies that she cannot stand being shorter than somebody.

>>27964830
I just read your Papa Anon stuff and I think you deserve my name more than I do. There were more feels than I expected, but I really enjoyed it.

>>27966871
>"Anon what are you doing?"
"Well I was trying to choke the chicken, but now."
>"Oh don't be silly Anonymous, there are no chickens here in the castle."
"Okay, I was trying to jerk off. Now can you please leave?"
>"I don't don't understand why though, there are plenty of spry mares that would be more than willing."
"And lose my chance at wizard powers. Not on your life."
>And so Celestia and the rest of the world made it their mission to fuck Anon so he wouldn't gain wizard powers.
>He was okay with it.

>>27966904
"Anonymous? What are you - Anonymous?!"
>"G-get out! Don't you ponies ever KNOCK?!"
>You stand there shocked until Anonymous throws a pillow at you, upon which you run out of his room.
>You lean up against the wall and slowly slide down, legs too weak to support yourself.
"B-but... colts don't do that..."

>>27966457
I don't remember who was here first, that sort of thing's the archive's job.
I just read the stories and try to help with the writefagging.
Write more for us and you will be forgiven.

>>27966794
>Pony legs change length to match the height of those around them as a subconsious whatsit
>They expected Anon to become the same height as them
>After a few weeks they began to think he was ill
>Much convincing was needed to get him to agree to medical investgation
>But finally they got him into the horsepital
>What they found was left them rattled
>There was a skeleton, the spookiest of all known evils, hiding inside their new friend
>Of course his legs wouldn't get shorter if there were bones keeping them long
>But Anon won't let them remove the skeleton
>He claims it's "a part of him", whatever that means
>Ponies want to help but the human won't let them

>>27966817
>>27966833
>Stepladder sales have skyrocketed since Anon arrived in town

>>27966323
>>27966254
Yeah, spiders are much less trouble than the flies or mosquitoes
Spiders mostly just stay out of the way, those other shits will fly right into your face.

>>27966765
Oh you.

>>27965478
>... bred by you...
>Anon finds out about this
>Assumes it's a birbpone thing
>When he meets her he throws breadcrumbs on the ground
>Twilight is frozen as she tries to figure out why Anon is doing this
>Is it some kind of human courtship ritual?

>>27966902
>Anon uses the amulet and some photographs of Celestia instead of a shovel whenever he needs to dig holes.

>>27966904
>Not trying to give him wizard powers through another means so he'll fuck you.

>>27966871
K.

>>27966947
>"We can't remove the skeleton from now now. It's been with him his entire life - his body is dependant on it. If we take it out he might die."

>>27966977
Anon becomes Skeletonman

>>27966947
>>Anon uses the amulet and some photographs of Celestia instead of a shovel whenever he needs to dig holes.
Diggy Hole would have been a lot shorter if this had been the case. The story probably would have ended with ponies thinking that Anon had a fixation with Celestia and was working hard "for her".

>>27966985
>Ponies treat Anon as though he has some terrible disease
>They speak about his skeleton as though it's a separate entity
>"S-so, how's your skeleton doing today? Good? Good. Nice and... nice and stiff, still? T-t-tell it I said hi, o-okay?"

>>27963524
>After getting back from grocery shopping you found Succu-pony wife all tuckered out on the couch.
>She must have had a rough day at work by the looks of it.
>As gently as possible you picked up her ever so light frame and carried her to the bedroom.
>Naturally you were careful not let her tail knock anything over.
>On days like today there was only one thing you could do to help.
>After laying her down on the bed you stripped down to your underwear and slid into bed right beside her.
>Encircling her with your arms you brought the soft demon pony closer.
>She let out a content sigh as you cuddled up together.
>Today was a take care of a tired wife kind of day.

>>27967014
See, I thought you were going to go a different route with this seeing as how his wife is a literal sex demon.

>After laying her down on the bed you stripped down to your underwear and slid your cock into her mouth
>She let out a content sigh as she suckled on your length

>>27966199
This. Either be a good girl, or fuck off.

>>27966997
>"Hey Anon, how are ya today?!" Pinkie yelled at her usual enthusiastic level
>Normally you would be happy to exchange pleasantries with this pink party pony, however there was a problem
>"B-But! I just know that we're meant to be together! You can't keep us apart like this!"
>Hearing the whining of the random mare that was clutching your leg that you dragged along with you into Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie peered over the counter, a bamboozled look on her face
>"Why that is just bamboozling Anon."
>At least someone else gets it
>"Did she manage to get some early cider or something?"
"No Pinkie, she's been begging me to let her and her 'One True Love' be together since this morning."
>"Oooo~ I didn't know that you had an admirer" she let out in a saunty tone, which only caused you to cringe
>And within nano-seconds, she persk right up and claps her two front hooves together
>"I know! I'll get all the stuff ready for the 'I'm so happy that you found love thattotallydoesnotinvolvemeeventhoughIwishitdid' Party!"
>The level of which her voice grows causes you to cover your ears, thankfully enough though, so too does the mare at your leg
>Finally free of her grasp, you jump away from her and stay guarded
>Just like she has been this entire day, this mare was only focused on one thing and one thing only
>"But Anon, I just know that deep down inside of me, that me and Mr. Bones were meant to be together for eternity!"

>>27967029
>her mouth
>not her baby maker

>>27966290
Implying he wouldn't have a dedicated team of succubi to lick him clean of ball and cock sweat.

>>27967033
She wants his BONER

>>27967033
Is it Colgate/Minuette? I can see her obsessing over his teeth and sparking her desire for Mr. Bones.

>>27967044
Why do you think they keep everything so damn hot? Sweaty balls is part of a healthy balanced breakfast for a semen demon.

>>27967068
Oh you. Oh you, Durnk. That really hit my funny bone.

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Are succubutts the new thing?

>>27967095
>Anon and Succupone's comfy adventures
>Every night, Anon and Succuwaifu spend a few moments cuddling together.
>They both trade cute nicknames and whisper sweet words to each other
>They both spend time holding each other tight underneath a few layers of blanket
>Succuwaifu nuzzles Anon, while he holds her in an embrace

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>Tfw no succubus waifu and cute demon satyr daughters.

>>27967124
>and then they screw all night long

>>27967138
NO! Succuwaifu is for non-sexual only!

>>27967262
succuwaifu wants to make little succubabies with you

what do

>>27967262
Anon I'm not sure you understand how succubutts work.

Much like bugwives, they are /literally/ for sexual.

>>27966985
I think there is a very catchy song about that.

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>>27967284
>bugwives

>>27967283
Cry because she is not real.

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>>27967293
That one writer should continue his bugwife story.

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>>27967350
He never will.

>>27967398
As a writefag I'd like to take this moment to make a public service announcement for other writers.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BOAT PROPELLERS!!! They are not your friends. They will try to confuse you with their non-threatening whirring noise, but it's a trap that many have fallen to before.

>>27967350
I would snuggle the heck out of that.
And then take it home and snuggle it more.

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>>27967350
>>27967398
>>27967418
>tfw all the good changeling stories have either been finished already or stopped updating

>>27967262
Indeed

>not chaining down succupone so she can watch you nut into a lava pit

>>27967442
so cruel

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>>27967442
What a waste.

>Maledom is frowned upon in RGRE
>Anon doesn't get why his waifu gets upset when he says he wants to be top

Hey guys, its near my break and I will be able to post some more.
Can I repost my story ? Changed some things again. I promise it will be the last time I do it.

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Is it wise having literal demons for marefriends? Especially around normal ponies?

>>27967572
He still fucks her into submission when she is on top.

>>27967589
more like she pumps two times and cums

>>27967586
>Demon waifu will never possess that cute mare from the supermarket checkout and tear her soul apart from the inside for letting her gaze linger on you for too long while you were paying for your shit.

>>27966763
He's on his knees

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>>27967604
>you will never have a waifu that's a one pump chump
>you will never take control as she orgasms and keep pounding her through it
>you will never keep going even as she gets so sensitive she doesn't know whether to yell at you to stop or keep going

>>27967418
What about aeroplane propellers?
Are they our friends?

>>27967864
As a pilot, no.

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I just want to be molested by a little mare

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>>27967946
I bet Fluttershy would let you molest her. Is that good enough?

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>>27967683
unf, that mare is 10/10 cumdump material

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>>27967986
You think so?

>>27967877
But they're so spinny.

>Anon creates a big herd full of 2 pump mares,
>Celestia is part of the herd
Lewd happens

>>27967864
Let's find out.
https://youtu.be/rvQEJH_6kzs?t=4m40s

>>27968052
Celestia is a 2 pump pony princess?

>>27968162
She's as many pumps as you want, baby.

>>27968172
That's because she cant/wont stop us from breeding her stupid.

>>27967998
I want NEETmare to be my waifu. There'd be that delightful period where she'd be amazed that a colt was showing interest in her and her gross, smelly ways. She'd sometimes forget to shower before we'd go out on a date, and all she'd talk about would be her Hyperspace Hyperwar figurines. Then there'd be the part where she'd take me to go along to her nerdhobby store and brag to tuftbeard behind the counter that she has a coltfriend now and how he TOTALLY went down on her (regardless of if this is actually true)

>>27967986
>>27967998

agreed. would impregnate NEET pone

>>27968188
Its true. Celly would never want to stop her big strong human from lifting her off the ground a feat no stallion can accomplish and holding her against him while copulating belly to belly and giving her multiple orgasms berfore finally filling her up with his virile seed.

She also certainly wouldn't raise a hoof to stop you from doing the same thing to her sister.

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>>27968192
>>27968202
mares are so GROSS

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we need more shut in qt3.14s

>>27968297
We need Flutterweeb

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>>27968297
>>27968302
Yes.

>>27968324
Her room is WAY cleaner than mine is.

>>27968346
clean your room.

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>>27968346
Clean it.

>>27968259
Masturbating to your own musk? That's pretty NEET.

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>>27968322

battle of the fat flank nerds.

>>27968496
>Twilight turned into a dick
I'll never understand this fetish.

>>27968259
>mares are gross

what are you 5?

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>>27968502
I can't unsee it!

damn you anon!

>Slow
>ApA
>Heli
>Shuk
>Frosty
>tardy to the party

>>27968556
you are ded

>>27968322
>>27968496

>battle
>implying we won't just herd them both so we can get double the booty.

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>>27968576
I like the way you think.

>went from demons
>to changelings
>to neets
WHAT COULD BE NEXT

>>27968576
At first Moondancer is very suspicious that any stallion would like a mare with wide, foal bearing hips, let alone TWO mares, but Twilight assured that Anon's different.

>>27968682
boat propellers.

>>27968689
>At first Moondancer is very suspicious that any stallion would like a mare with wide, foal bearing hips, let alone TWO mares
Yeah, it sounds pretty ridiculous when you put it like that.

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>>27968689

"You're going to need those wide hips of yours for what I have planned."

>>27968746
I've been looking for that pic, thanks anon.

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>>27968746
Celestia will love this friendship report.

>>27968746
7 and another on the way, jesus.

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>>27968682
skelliemares

>>27968768

>Anon, Moondancer, and Twilight send Celestia regular reports on every pregnancy they have from conception until birth.
>Celestia thought it was wonderful at first until the reports started clogging up her inbox

Friendship reports? More like breeding reports.

>>27968780
Looks like she's going for the Mutterehrenkreuz First class.

>>27968799
S P O O P Y

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>>27968780
pone masterrace

>>27968810
>having so many kids her inbox overflows
Oh shit, that's one big happy family.

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>>27968799

>>27968780
Those are only Twilight's. Moondancer's are not in the picture.

>>27968854

>By the time their first foal reaches the age of 18, they're on foal number 22
>11 each from Twilight and Moondancer
>ponies are amazed that a herd with only two mares could have so many foals

Those kids are lucky that Twilight being a princess allows them to afford anything they need.

>>27968430
>>27968454
No. What if there are bugs under my bed?

>>27968698
So...Button Mash's mom?

>>27968939
Nothing like a RGRE milf.

>>27968930
fug the bug

>>27968901
It's turned into a competition, whoever has the most foals wins.

I need a story about an oppresive matriarchy.

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>>27963371
>

>>27968768
>Dear Princess Celestia
>Today Anon woke me up by licking my pussy until I came.
>He pulled my body down the bed until my pelvis was level with his own and rested his penis against the length of my vagina.
>The heat coming from his member almost made me cum again, and my clit peppered it with lewd kisses.
>He told me that he was going to pump a dozen foals into my belly and I was so excited that I almost missed the moment when he plunged his thick, human cock into my cootch.
>He lasted much longer than my books told me he would, and when he came it felt like he was kissing the entrance to my womb over and over.
>I don't know if I'm pregnant yet, but Anon promised me that we'd try over and over and over again until I am.
>Today I learned that sometimes a special friend can make you want something (or a dozen somethings) that you never knew you wanted.
>Love, Twilight Sparkle

>>27968973
Fuck no. I remember one time I saw a few 4 millimeter long bugs by my pillow and slept on the couch for 3 days. The bugs fought hard and they won my bedroom.

>>27969029
Both hot and cute.

>>27968985

Wouldn't Twilight win automatically because she's immortal and therefore can have foals long after Moondancer hits menopause?

>>27969062
That's why man tamed fire.

>>27969086
Being immortal doesn't mean eternally young.

>>27969105
Maybe Twilight doesn't want to have a lot of foals because her offspring won't be immortal too and she'll have to bury her children? Maybe someone like Celestia has had tonnes of foals in the past but they all die?

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>>27969105

I dunno. Celestia and Luna look pretty good for their age.

>>27968556
>tardy to the party
Wait. There was a party and no one said anything? Fuck me, now what am I going to do with 10 liters of booze?

I'm not going to let it go to waste, so who wants to take bets on how many shots it takes for alcohol poisoning to kick in?

>>27969105
Are you blind? I'd fuck those milfs all day long.

>>27969138
Unf

>>27969157
1

>>27969232
Only 1? that hurts.

>>27969306
how about a zero?

>>27969324
You think so little of me? ouch.

>>27969029
>sending smutty fanfiction to her teacher

>>27968502
>>27968512
>YFW Twilight gets turned into your dick

>>27969381
>Fanfiction?
You mean post fuck reports.

>>27967998
>crotchtuft
[unf intensifies]

>>27969232
>1
The fuck are you doing? Taking shots from your butt? Yeah, I can see getting completely tanked off of 1 that way, but shit man, at least enjoy the damn drink.

>>27969131

That's depressing when you think about it.

>Princess Celestia is a known flirt, but will only go that because she's afraid of having to bury any colt she gets attached to and their children again.
>was surprised when Cadence and Shining's foal turned out to be a new alicorn.
>is secretly jealous because her kids weren't immortal and ashamed of that because she knows she should be happy for her niece

>>27969324
>look at shots
>imagine drinking it
>placebo alcohol poisoning
>ghost ancestors commit soduku in shame

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>>27969029
>Humans and ponies can conceive, but the chance of it taking is very low.
>Twi and Anon have to fuck furiously, almost-nonstop each time she goes into estrus to make sure she becomes pregnant.
>Twi has to trick her body into another estrus if they can't get it to take during a natural one.
>Even other other horny mares get tired of the constant noise.

>>27969519
Celestia deserves human cuddling

>>27969587
>You are Poneneighbor, and your bucking castle-neighbors won't shut the BUCK UP
>All day, every day, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her human special somepony rut non-stop.
>Everypony knows that the first rutting almost always gets the mare knocked up, so why do they keep doing it?
>Don't they know you have to get up early in the morning for work?
>EXCUSE US FOR NOT BEING RICH-AS-BUCK PRINCESS
>>"Ahh! More! More, more, give me more! Y-you wanna knock me up? Hmm?! Yeah? You wanna make your purple princess pregnant?! Buck me harder, you bastard!"
>Bucking castle-neighbors

>>27969381
>Dear Princess Celestia
>I never thought it would happen to me

>>27967668
"So what happened to Beepy-Thingy?"
>"Didn't you hear? She killed herself in some sort of ritual! They say she carved some weird runes into her skin, then set herself on fire and jumped from her apartment roof! Crazy, huh? She seemed so normal!"
"... Yeah..."
>You're gonna need to have a talk with SuccuponyWaifu

>>27969763
>You browbeat SuccuponyWaifu into summoning the cashier's soul back from Tartarus, and construct a new body made of hellfire and obsidian
>She managed to convince everypony that her suicide was all an elaborate joke, and everything was back to normal
>They all lived happily ever after
>fin

"Disco could you-"
>"Call the others? I'm on it!" She gives Harsh the stinky eye before going back to the garden.
"Harsh, You should be nicer to her you know." You say as she helps you with the table.
>"I jush donth wanf xe dishubing u!" you see her talking while holding a plate with her mouth.
"What? Harsh please she isn't disturbing me,"You help her placing the plates on the table," you guys are to cute for that."
>"Im not cute!" The little filly puff her chest, showing how big her tuft has become in the last year, "Im a very Marely mare!"
>What would be more 'marely' if not for her red face and pout.
>Awn,These kids might give you a heart attack at this rate.
>You find it comic until you see the beginning of tears in her eyes as she tries to hold on.
>Chuckling you pick her up and start nuzzling her.
"Aww, Of course you are sweetie! Of course you are, and I'm very lucky guy to have a mare like you around me" her face is a tomato at this point.
>"Mr.Anon Stop! Your hands are covered in food!" squirming against you she tries to break free from your embrace, "Dad stop it!"
>You stop at that and she freezes.
"Harsh Love, Did just you call me dad?"

>"Harsh Love, Did just you call me dad?"
"Umm no?"
>You are Harsh Love.
>And right now you wish you were somepony else.

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>>27969138
>You will never go to Equestria and find out that pony butt sizes are exactly as they depicted it in the show
>You will never feel disappointment and, in a strange way, betrayed

>>27969829
>Be red faced and trying to survive from Da-Mr.Anon! bear like hug.
>So you are Harsh Love.
>Never in your life have you been more embarassed than now, If it wasn't for the fact that you couldn't even move now you would to hit yourself with a pillow until death.
>Would be a better fate than living with this embarassement.
>You just hope nopony is wachting you.
>While your affection for Mr.Anon isn't news for anypony, you still try to not show it soo much
>Which is hard since he is such a good person.
>Diferently from the previous caretakers he actually cared for you all like a father would care, like cooking the favorite meals of everypony in the morning, playing with you all whenever he had the time, kissing the booboos whenever somepony got hurt and reading you all a bedtime story before sleep.
>He is the most caring being you've ever met, as time passed he filled the void of a Father in your heart, and you thank Celestia everyday because of it.
>This was also one of the reasons your blood boils when you see the other fillys causing him soo much trouble.
>Couldn't they see how much they were lucky!?
>When he got sick you were soo conviced that it was the fault of you all, that you wanted to show them how life would be without Mr.Anon in the Orphanage.
>You made them all do his chores and bake their own meal.
>Sure the uniforms and The water spray bottle and the whip were a bit too much, but they wouldn't get the point otherwise.
>You never called him dad cause you were too afraid he would reject you or get angry.
>This hug is this strong because he's angry, isn't it ?
>Stupid! How could you think he would like you calling him dad? He must hate you now.
>Now you're going to be alone again!
>"thank you."
>what?

>>27969845
"what?"
>As sweet oxygen fills your lungs again you turn around to look at him.
>"I said thank you."
>huh, is your mind playing tricks ?
>"Ever since I started working here I cared for all of you as you were my own kids," He says ruffling your mane and smiling, "You're the first one to call me that, and you don't know how much it warms my heart."
"S-so you don't mind me calling you dad ?" you ask with tears in your eyes.

>You are Anon.
>"S-so you don't mind me calling you dad ?"
>And this filly wants to kill you from cuteness overdose.
>If your heart had balls and someone kicked it in there, still wouldn't be half of what you're felling.
"Of course not sweetie," Cleaning some of the tears in her eyes you say, "You can call me Dad whenever you want"
"Just, don't do it in front of a possible family okay?"
>For a moment nothing happens, then when you're about to ask her if something is wrong she screams at the top of her lungs.
>"YAY!"
>She hugs you soo hard you think she's going to break you in half.
>"Thank you!THANK YOU!" she's pratically shaking from joy now, tears running and a giant smile on her face,"I promise you will never regret it Dad!"
>Just as you think she will finally break you she releases and sees your state.
>"Gasp! OH no! Dad are you okay!?" she says afraid that she hurt you.
>Altough you're coughing and pretty sure you broke something, you still manage to smile at her.
"D-don't worry Harsh," you give her a hug and clean her face a bit, "now go clean yourself upstairs before the others come, your face is all messy."
>After a quick look over she happily nods and go to the bathroom clean herself, dancing and singing the whole way
>Well that was cute, getting up you look at the table to see if there is something missing.
>Seeing that there is nothing to drink you decide to do some orange juice.

>>27969854
>As you turn back to the kitchen you catch glimpse of something pink in your window,
>However as you look back you see nothing there
>Huh, for a moment I tough there was someone in there.
>Must've been nothing, back to work then.

>Be Pinkie Pie.
>you are currently hiding beside the orphanage window felling a lot of things.
>When you arrived at the orphanage you decided to surprise Anon.
>Just to get a little bit of fun and revenge over all the times he did it to you. Damm his incredible silent human feet
>So you went throught the window in hopes of caughting him off guard.
>What you're not expecting however, was going in the middle of one of the most heartwarming scenes possible.
>When you saw Anon comforting the filly in such a fatherly way you had to literally zipper your mouth to don't d'awwwwww and ruin the moment.
>After hearing the little filly call Nonny Dad your heart was filled with something you couldn't place and you felt all funny.
>As the Filly went to the bathroom and you fled to the window so he wouldn't see you.
>The way Nonny took care of the filly.
>And him calming her just like a father would.
>D'awwwwwwwww.
>You never knew Nonny could be like that.
>Now that you think of it he is always taking care of the kids.
>Never letting one of them out of his sight, always walking them to school, playing with them and being calm even when they broke something and needed.
>He is always kind with them, You bet he would be the best Husband if a mare got him.
>...
>For Celestia's sake Pinkie, you're an idiot.
>Why were you searching for the perfect colt when he was right in front of you this whole time ?
>Nonny was everything you wanted.
>Now you just need to figure out how to ask him out

Thats it guys hope I'm doing it right
http://pastebin.com/Uhjd15wH pastebin here
Criticism is welcome

>>27969880
You aren't doing it wrong.

>>27969910
You should charge for advice that good.

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What happened to the eldritch-lovecraft-investigation thing? Writefag died in a boating accident?

>>27969910
Thank yo

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>>27970026
but of course!

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>>27953774
>Pinkie Pie is out of the train car and onto the station before you can blink, both your and her suitcases in hoof.
>You follow her at a slower pace, having to pay more attention to where you walk.
>You're tall enough compared to ponies that if you aren't careful, you'll bump your head on the ceiling of this train (and most houses).
>You and Pinkie were the only ones taking a trip from Ponyville to Rockville, so that just means that you don't have to keep your attention split between watching the ceiling and watching to make sure you don't step on any tiny horses.
>They don't like it when you step on them, let me tell you.
>You make it out of the train without any fuss (other than almost tripping over your own feet trying to use the tiny set of stairs that help passengers on and off the train) and see Pinkie waiting impatiently for you.
>"C'mon, Nonners! It's almost dinner time and the best way to introduce somepony to family is with dinner!"
>You reach down to grab your suitcases, but Pinkie Pie stops you with a hoof.
>"Nonny, you didn't tell me you were a no-fun grumper! Just sit back and let little miss rock farmer carry our things, okay?"
>That's actually kind of touching.
>Smiling, you reach out and scratch Pinkie in between the ears.
"That's sweet of you, Pinks. Which way are we going, anyway?"
>Pinkie snickers behind a hoof and walks off in seemingly a random direction.
>"You're such an airhead, Anon. We're going over here! Are you ready for fun?"
>Oh god, are you?
>You don't think you can sit through another 7 hours of Monopony (Sexy Colt Edition).

>>27970351
greeeeen

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>>27970351
>The walk to the Pie family rock farm is pretty boring.
>Pinkie Pie tries to liven it up with stories of all the adventures she had with her friends, but you honestly aren't sure if you can trust what she's saying.
>One minute she's talking about earning her Element, and the next she's talking about a bear made out of constellations attacking Ponyville.
>You smile and nod, and take everything she says with a grain of salt.

"So what are your sisters like, Pinkie?"
>Pinkie Pie, who is walking in front of you, rotates her head to face you.
>It's incredibly unsettling to see her head do a complete 180, but you're slowly getting used to Pinkie being... well, Pinkie.
>"Ah-ah-ah! I can't tell you that, Nonny, 'cause that would spoil the surprise. What's the fun of meeting new people if you already know all about them before you even see their faces?"
>She spins her body around (keeping her head perfectly in place all the while) and starts walking backwards.
>"You'll just have to wait and see, silly filly."
>You're a boy, dammit.
"I'm not a -"
>Pinkie hops up in front of you, remaining in the air just long enough to poke you in the nose with a hoof.
>"Nope!"
"Oi. Pinkie, st -"
>"Beep boop!"
>Another nose boop.
"Would you -"
>"Dong din - woah!"
>You grab Pinkie mid-jump and pull her against your chest, making sure that her arms are held firm against you.
>Nobody boops noses except for you.
>Nobody.
>"Ooh! Is it THIS kind of party, Nonners?!"
>She snuggles up against you and tickles your nose with her mane.
>"But you gotta let me down, silly colt. Who'll carry our luggage if you're special-snuggling me?"
>You aren't sure what she means by "special-snuggle", but you dismiss it as a pony thing.
>Either way, you let her down and the two of you carry on.

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>>27970363
>The path quickly turns from cobblestone to dirt, and stones start popping up more and more frequently.
>At first they were little stones that you could ignore, but then they became big enough that you could twist your ankle if you weren't careful.
>Those stones, thankfully, disappeared and made way for enormous boulders that dotted the landscape soon enough.
>Their appearance marked the first sighting of the Pie family quarry - or "rock farm" as Pinkie called it.
>Pinkie Pie runs ahead of you and starts hopping, making the luggage on her back start to bounce.
>"Are you excited, Anon? I know I am!"
>Before you know it, you're at their front door.
>Pinkie Pie raises a hoof to knock, but the door swings open before she can land a blow.
>"THERE you ar - ow!"
>Pinkie socks her sister RIGHT in the face.
"Oh! A-are you alright?"
>You normally don't like it when your little pony friends get hurt, but that shit was actually pretty funny.
>You do your best not to laugh, but a couple of tenacious snickers make it through.
>The gray mare glares at you with an intensity you've never seen from your adorable animal friends.
>Pinkie, on the other hand, doesn't seem to notice what she did.
>Instead she swoops in and scoops her sister up into a hug.
>"Limestone! Oh, how's my favourite older-than-me-but-younger-than-Maud-and-Marble sister?!"
>The gray mare - Limestone, apparently - slaps Pinkie's hooves away and takes a step back, ever the grumpy expression on her face.
>"It's about time you two got here. I want the two of you out in the mine as soon as you get your things backed away."
>Limestone turns to face you.
>"And I want YOU to stay away from Holder's Boul.....der."
>Her eyes dart around your face, and her glare slowly gives way to a rather unsure (if not shocked) expression.

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>>27970371
>"Pinkie?" she asks her sister, still staring at you, "You never told me that Anonymous was a stallion."
>Pinkie giggles and nudges her sister who, unexpectedly, doesn't react to the apparently unwanted sisterly affection.
>"Don't be silly, Limestone! Anon isn't a stallion; he's a human!"
>Dammit, Pinkie.
>If you get fired because of bizarre horse racism, it's going to be Pinkie Pie who foots the bill for a train ticket back home.
>Limestone's gaze slowly hardens to the anger you've come to know and love in all the 20 or 30 seconds you've known this mare.
>"Alright, Anonymous, don't think I'm going to go easy on you just because you're a human stallion."
>You hold up both hands defensively.
"Easy there, Limestone. I'm working at a quarry, not a bakery. I know what I signed up for."
>Ass.
>Limestone glares at you for a few seconds longer before turning around and heading back inside the house.
>"Aww!" coos Pinkie Pie, nudging you in the side with her elbow, "She likes you!"
"Fuck off, Pinkie Pie."


That's all for now. If this gets interesting I might throw it into my pastebin.

Hey! QUESTION!
It's there like a Anon x Twiligh rgre story, i'm down for that, i'm too looking for some pointers on how to base some ideas for green.
New writer over here, my thread is death and i couldn't keep it alive.
Strand in anew and scary thread.

>>27970390
twilight is the go to villain for rgre stories
if you want non villain ones, expect lots of shit fetish ones like femdom shit which were thrown out for good reason

>>27970409
Go-To-Villain?
Twilight?
Isn't she goody-good #twoshoes?
I understand for what this thread stands for, but why is she?

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>>27970379
I liked her reaction, I can tell they're all going to be incredibly awkward or incredibly forwards. The latter likely being Maud.

>>27970390
>>27970446
We often collectively use Twilight as a writing punching bag and she becomes a villain due to how easily she can get overzealous with "RGRE Values" and "how a colt needs to learn his place". So instead of the good old rational Twilight, we have a sperg villain who thinks she's doing good by overdoing things.

>>27970446
Rules stickler raised in Canterlot high society, where social roles are a lot more strict, especially in a monarchal society. Little experience with real society, mostly just books.

>>27970448
Thanks Anon, I'll be doing my best to get their personalities right. Maud is going to be really fun to write.

>>27970390
Villain-Twilight is pretty overused. She's an easy (but satisfying) target.

>>27970026
The Elder Gods got him.

>>27969880
This really good, BananaRepublicAnon. We don't see enough Daddy-Anon and you wrote him and his "daughters" wonderfully. Keep it up, friend.

>>27970379
I may or may not stab you if you don't continue
Hint: Imma do it

>>27969880
I think you're doing it right. Just don't end the story there is the only criticism I have as it's really cute thus far.

>>27970663
Well shoot, I guess I better continue. Just for you, though.

>>27970479
While true, LaP has done some good green where Twilight isn't a complete loss. Especially the one where he appreciates her more robust rear end.

>>27970855
Pony ass is best ass. I was very disappointed when I learned that irl horses have terrible asses.

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>>27970988
Of course, they're fucking horses.

>>27970479
>>27970483
>>27970511
Do they always have been like that and it only applies to ponies or to the other races?

My theory of this thread was that the roles were reversed because of how little males are in the canon series, like a gender unstability.
Having more females than mare is what i have found lurking in this thread.
Ideas of harem or "herd" as you pu it.

Does this happend in the Crystal Kigdom of equestria or any place with ponies?

>>27967014
Plz no stop this, you started this now it must be a thing

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>>27969837

Superior ass for a superior princess.

>>27971032
It depends on the writer. Sometimes other races have normal things like IRL humans, and sometimes other races are like ponies. I think one writer made the Crystal Kingdom like IRL humans and the crystal ponies thought the idea of males being the "woman" of the relationship silly

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>"Hi pinkie, mind if I join you in the bath?"
"huh?"
>"...pinkie?"
"...."
>"hello? earth to pinkie pie, come in pinkie pie."
"............."
>"okay you're starting to scare me pinkie say something!"
"....huh?"

>>27971154
"C'mon, Pinkie, you told me that ponies do all kinds of things together. I'm pretty sure you said that they bathe together too."
>"Th-they do, Nonny. But, uh... they... uh..."
"Pinkie, my eyes are up here."

>>27971198
She responds by putting googly eyes on his jewels. With a safe to remove adhesive, of course. Melts off with contact with enough marecum.

>>27971054
Okay.
---
>Today was Succu-pony’s birthday.
>Even so, her boss didn’t deem it fit to give her a day off.
>But that didn’t mean
>”AHHHHH the bees!!! They’re everywhere!”
>Looks like Triek finally decided to tackle that hive that took up nest in his tree.
>His frantic waving of a broom at the swarm that was now attacking was a pretty comical site.
>But anyway, you were going to make the day special for your adorable wife.
>You finished the cake earlier, red velvet with cream cheese icing, her favorite.
>Now you just had to wait for her to come back
>”Honey I’m homeeeee” Her sing song voice carried to the kitchen all the way from the front door.
>She sounded drunk.
>Walking into the living room which connected the two areas of your modest suburbian home you saw your wife standing, a bit wobbly on her hooves.
>”Woah, well hello there big guy.”
>Yup she’s hammered.
>And eyeing you like a hungry predator.
>Her longer tongue snaked out to licked her lips hungrily.
>”Hey there baby you want sum fuck?”
>Launching herself at you, you braced yourself.
>Her body slammed into yours, knocking you to the ground with a ravenous demon pony nuzzling the side of your face.
>Peppering your face with kisses you didn’t even make an attempt to push her off.
>She always got like this when she drank.
>”Anon do you know what I want to do right now?”
>You had an idea.
>In a split second her seductive gaze turned into one of pure agony.
>Oh god she’s gonna blow!
“No no no no noooooo don’t!!’
>”Blaaahhhhhh”
>Your lovely and loving wife lay atop you unconscious, and to add insult to injury she just blew chunks on both of you.
>Happy Birthday wife.

>>27971454
>>Even so, her boss didn’t deem it fit to give her a day off.
Jeez, Satan is such an ass.

>>27971454
This is almost like the anon in pony prison stuff.. but it would be fun to see if the demon pones encourage him to be naughty as apposed to being nice and get shocked when they see how bad hoo mans can really be.

>>27971454
I swear I read this last week...

>>27971642
Did I write something like this before? I may have, I just don't remember.

>>27971682
FRAUD!

>>27971682
Get back to writing the horror writer anon green please.
I miss it

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>>27971682

>>27971021
Who are "they", and how can I join them?

>>27971021
>>27971805
kek
Sounds like a good time.

bedtime bump

Hope you all enjoy the next part of RGRE The Investigation.
Catch up here:http://pastebin.com/UGixneWK
....................
>RICKETY-RACK-RACK
>”Urp. If this tram lurches one more fucking time I’m going to puke a river to make this thing a boat.”
>You rub the poor colt’s back with your hoof as he bemoans
>You are Private Investigator Topaz Legraze, and you are sitting next to a very unhappy Anonymous, who is currently battling motion sickness due to the archaic tram’s lack of stability and constant start-stopping
>You knew this tram had issues getting around, but you didn’t think it would be this bad
>You and your colt side-kick were about to enter Innsmuzzle, a mysterious old fishing town where you’ll hopefully find a lead on the strange case of Mrs. Cranee and this practitioner of dark magic
>Innsmuzzle loomed like a mangled corpse in the distance, the infectious brown and yellow hues of the houses playing a distorted shadow-puppet theater upon the waters of the Horseshoe Bay
>Located on the eastern seaboard, quite literally on the “boot” of the Baltimare Peninsula, jutting out awkwardly between the exit to Horseshoe Bay and the entrance to the Celestial Sea, languished Innsmuzzle
>You didn’t know too much about it, other than that it was old, decrepit, and had a notorious reputation with the locals of Baltimare and the surrounding settlements
>And as you watched the demented crags of towers, the wobbling huts and vintage houses, the pollution that stemmed from the Spearer’s Whale Oil Factory, the rapidly degenerating sewage system and the sheer gloom and smoke the town exuded, to the point where even the current morning sun’s rays couldn’t pierce the yellow-green diseased sky, well…
>You can see why it had garnered that reputation
>”You’re not nervous are you?”
“No. Should I be?”

>>27972964
>”Let’s hope there’s not a reason to be. You haven’t seen that gigantic book or the Gothic hallway again have you? Or any dreams that were peculiar last night?”
>He looks over at you and you can tell even through the colt’s watery eyes, (the delicate things probably were affected by the smoke), that that he is filled with both concern and dread
“No. Nothing. Weird though, I usually dream every night.”
>Anon lets out a hum
>”Just… let me know if you do. That book is important.”
“Why? You gonna tell me now? Or are you just baiting me again?”
>You make a pouty face
>”Look, Topaz, I WILL tell you eventually. It’s just right now, we need to focus on the essentials. Getting that book if you can, and finding where our friendly neighborhood sorcerer is hiding.”
“Pft. Colts. I’ll probably have to pry it from you later, won’t I?”
>“I thought you liked playing a little rough with colts.”
“I do. I’m a tough mare. Lotta stallions like a mare who can put up her hooves and take charge.”
>”Like this?”
>BOOP
>Your eyes catch his finger retract before your face inevitably scrunches
“I-I-I-“
>”Oh come on Topaz, stop being such a silly horse and let’s go. Trams stopping now anyway.”
>You realize he’s already moving to exit the coach room (which was totally unoccupied except for you two) with all your and his bags slung over his shoulder
“Ugh. You should let me carry those!”
>This colt
>First he boops you, then he carries your luggage for you
>Next thing you know he’s gonna offer to canoodle you
>N-Not like you would like that or anything…
………………..
>It’s been a Tartarus of a day
>You and Anon haven’t found…
>”Jack shit.”
>Anon let out an exasperated sigh as he questioned a nervous looking store-keep, whose hyper-ventilating and wobbly legs contrasted with the rest of the ponies in this town
>See, that’s the thing

>>27972972
>Ever since you and Anon had stepped off the tram you’ve had this haunting feeling of being watched, like unseen eyes were peering around every corner, ledge, and poorly ventilated sewage grate
>The locals weren’t kidding when they said Innsmuzzle was one odd town
>The ponies here all looked and acted so different, gone were the clean coats and lively eyes, having two cloudy orbs for vision in their skull instead
>All of them also had these weird circular marks on their front-leg, with no fur growing in that area either
> It was like a renegade barber mare had attacked the town and decided to swing low
>But if their appearance wasn’t weird enough, their behavior more than made up for it
>There were no fillies playing in the street, no colts walking about and gossiping…
>Hardly any stallions at all, actually
>You had seen one looking at you through a window, but the rest of this town seemed like a bean-machine of frustrated mares
>Seriously though, it’s like everypony here has a stick up their flank, and were extremely rude and hostile to you and Anon
>And the ones that weren’t rude were like this shop-keep, who was twitching so hard that she looked like she was having colt hysteria
>”I seriously don’t know anything. Leave me. Leave me now.”
>The mare’s wings spazzed for a minute as she looked around for something
>You and Anon were currently on Leakley Avenue, towards the center-east of town, and were talking to this mare in her dreary, vandalized vegetable store, and Anon was not pleased at how this was going
>”Seriously, anything? We’ve tried talking to at least twelve people today, and not one horse had neighed out a word.”
>Colt, watch your language! That’s not appropriate for an up and becoming colt!
“Ahem, what my partner is trying to say miss, is that you’re the only one that’s been at least kind of cooperative, so if you can maybe just point us in a direc-“

>>27972978
>”I HAVEN’T HELPED YOU! No no, not me haha, I’m a good citizen who stands up for the Righteous.”
>She slams her head against the counter and looks around smiling like a mad-mare
“Um, oooooooookay then-“
>You turn to Anon and he crouches down to your level
“Are we leaving now?”
>”Yeah, I feel like this mare is being watched, and if we push anymore this could get ugly.”
“But what if she knows something?”
>”We’ll find it either way then. No point in endangering this poor mare over it, notice how she doesn’t look like the others?”
>You look up to see the Pegasi shop-keep mumbling to herself frantically, her yellow coat white with fear
>But her eyes, while afraid, look normal, and her hoof isn’t shaved…
“Yeah come on. Let’s see if we can find any points with strong magic residue.”
>”Likely be a decent place to start.”
>You and Anon begin to excuse yourselves when the shop-keep suddenly looks up and blurts out:
>”WE’VE GOT A WONDERFUL CHURCH! Haha, very cultural.”
>She begins to insult herself and resumes hitting her head against the counter
“What?”
>”Thanks, we’ll be sure to check it out. As TOURISTS and all.”
>Oh, you get it
>Well, thanks mare
>Looks like Anon is walking up to comfort the half-crazed thi-
>Oh
>Oh Celestia
>This is public Anon, wha-
>”That’s right, you were a very good pony today. Don’t worry ‘bout anything. Anonymous is on the case.”
>He was-
>”Aw what is it Topaz? You want a belly rub too?”
>You squeak and puff out your chest tuft
“You’re giving her a belly rub in PUBLIC?!”
>”See, you do feel left out. Get over here.”
>What is wrong with this colt?!
……………………….
>”So are you going to tell me what your issue with belly rubs is?”
“N-Not the time. Let’s just focus on getting to that church.”
>It’s a little later, and the mid-afternoon sun doesn’t hide your blush to Anon
>What happened back there…