Goodnight /mlp/ :3
G'night, worst pone.
>>27996433
sleep tight poner
>>27996433
>party slut not going to bed with a dildo in her
doubt.jpg
Ponies playing Pokemon Go
>>27995921
I would put down lures to draw ponies in so then I couldcuddlethem
>>27995921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdPosNHFWk4
which team would each pony be on?
>>27995921
Fluttershy will be the masta
Who's up for a riveting game of pin the marecock in the ponut? The rules are simple - your flank gets fucked by a harem of mares until they are satisfied. That's pretty much it as far as rules go.
The last digit of your post is how many mares you must satisfy.
Roll for 9.
>>27995434
Wait. Is this real cocks or strap ons?
>>27995679
Fuck. This is gonna hurt.
What if this were the new Mane Six plus Spike? Would you still watch?
>My waifu is still there
>got rid of one of the one filthy background mudhorse
I'd be perfectly fine with it tbhfam
>>27995341
What is the appeal of Soarin? What makes people think he is an even remotely interesting character?
Shining Armor yes, Cheese Sandwhich and Soarin, hell no.
What kind of weapons do pones have?
>>27995327
spears. only spears.
>>27995327
powerful hooves
powerful magics
powerful horsepussies
The fun kind.
How do you feel about this?
I'm a little bit surprised that men are only 37% more likely to search for MLP porn
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-my-little-pony
>>27995120
Are you really that surprised. Mankind has always explored the notion of what they can and can't stick their dick into.
>>27995120
>russia
>>27995120
Women are perverts anon. They just don't vocalize it.
Because I'm not seeing how "making dresses" Translates into "Shield powers ACTIVATE" and Pony rarity sure as hell isn't a Shield caster; she's not shining armor for god's sake.
>>27994943
>actually using spoilers for the correct reason
youre not from around here are you?i like you.
because she needed a way to stop shit from spilling on her dresses.
>>27994943
>AJ's butt
They are literally doing it on purpose.
>>27994943
secretly pony Rarity is better than shining armor at that, she just doesn't feel like doing it because its unladylike.
>"Rarity, sweetie. I'm so proud you're getting married, even if it it's exactly to a unicorn like your father wanted."
>Magnum gruffs
>"We are so excited to see that you're happy. Now about this fellow, you're marrying, Anon E. Mous. What is his family like? I can't wait to meet the new in-laws."
>Rarity comes to you with this development.
>You talk to Twilight who talked to Celestia, and she said that your family could come if they behaved.
So, /mlp/? You're getting married to your waifu. How does your family take the news? And how do you start the introductions, not just with your waifu, but your family to hers?
>>27994732
>town bike
>my waifu
>>27994744
>town bike
You just posted her
>Ctrl-F
>vore
>My Loyal Ponies: Submission Is Mandatory
I can't stand this anymore.
This can't go on forever, vore thread.
Your fetish is fucking retarded and you should feel bad.
>>27994638
>>27994638
You guys've overlooked who is really best horse all these years. It's this one. This one is the best horse.
>>27994610
>>27994610
That's just your opinion
>>27994610
She is used goods
Not even MILF like Buttons Mom or Thicc like Mrs Cupcake.
>>27994008
That is gonna be one boring show to watch.
>>27994008
Yes, then i can force people to watch as I go on a killing spree and slaughter ponies
>>27994008
As long as I don't have to return and face my family and friends, sure.
You have just discovered the secret manufacturing process of Applejack's cider: She eats a shit ton of apples and drinks a lot of water and then pisses into the barrels. Every time ponies line up for cider, they're really lining up for apple piss.
What do?
Drink the piss.
>>27993967
Watch her piss.
>>27993967
Investigate if AJ's cider number one fan Rainbow Dash knows this. Regardless of the result it will be glorious.
You have just defeated a poner
And one item drops from them
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicitem
(First item is yours)
What did they drop and will you keep it?
Bonus:
Try to guess what pone it is you defeated by the item dropped
>>27993768
>Dwarven Intoker's Tiara
Sweet loot, could sell Diamond Tiara's tiara for some quick cash.
>>27993768
>Axe of the spell of balance transformation
An axe is an axe, I guess. I'd keep it.
>>27993768
>Automaton of Time
Well
Having my own time should be cool
What if they wrote Applejack out of the show?
literally who
>>27993751
Nothing would change.
>>27993751
I would be very unhappy, given that she's my favorite character.
Let's play a game called RISK, now with CANON Equestria map!
Rules in pic realted, it's gets based, please add trip and name
>General Anon
>green
>easternmost point
NOTE: Remember to add your bonuses in your namesee my nameor I WILL NOT count them.okay I probably will because [I] am a nice anon, but please put it in your name.
Also remember that the purple bonus, the "capital" bonus, requires that you control both that territory AND the territory surrouding it
Also, I only have maybe 3 hours to play, so someone else might have to OP if we don't finish the game in time.
Also, Lunafag, if you see this, what's the progress on your map? It seems to have a better bonus system
>>27993719
>Crystal Empire
>Black
>North Easternmost point
>>27993760
I'm sorry, but you'll have to be gray. Black is used after a territory is nuked
>>27993781
Expand south east