Soon.

>>28171937
Godspeed OP. Looking forward to it.

>>28171937
Sounds good. Which pone? I mean, unless us not knowing is part of the presentation somehow.

>>28172016
Haven't decided yet. I might get several just so the worker must endure my spaghetti all the longer.

>>28171937
God speed OP. I did the same for a pony toy in a happy meal with a friend two years ago, it was fun but the cashier didn't seem to give a fuck.
We'll be waiting for you.

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>>28171937
>I will record it. For you.
reminds me of pic related and a couple others. Godspeed.

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>>28172090

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>>28172106
>>28172096
>>28172090

>>28171937
>I am going to be as obnoxiously "brony" as I can
>acts like he's going to do this ironically
you're not fooling anyone anon.

>>28172106
at least have the decency to scrub people's faces.

>>28172134
thx

>>28171937
You better choose a filly if they still offer the crusaders. Otherwise Celly would look best in the red. Also don't pussy out and deliver the recording asap when it's over.

>>28172090
>>28172096
Holy shit dude my sides.

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>>28172134
oops didn't notice with the since I browsed the folder with medium icons.

Seems to me whoever took the photos ITT needs to see the new episode.
I just feel bad for the employees. Never been a fan of awkward humour.

>>28172219
At what point does printing porn at the copy shop become sexual harassment.
I'm sure they have rules about what your allowed to print.

Why the fuck does BaB sell red satin panties? Who the hell thought that was a good idea?

I'm tempted to cum inside the plush, let it dry, and then let the worker finish filling her with stuffing. That way a little part of me will always be with that pone, long after it's gifted to a family member or donated to charity.

>>28172106
Poor dude.

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>>28172268
perfect

>>28172232
where the fuck did i imply sexual harassment? i said i don't think making people feel real awkward is funny. it's just a dick move. as far as i can tell it's just a specific version of the pathetic "look, i can have an affect on people / people noticed me!" need some fucktards have.

>>28173309
Why would someone "need" to feel that way? It's more of a prank than anything.

And oh wow, after typing that, the friendship lesson of this week's episode finally reflected on me. Oh shit. Maybe this wouldn't be a nice thing to do after all...

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>Cadance and Shining will never be back in stock.

>>28172090
>>28172096
wth is that?

>>28172090
>>28172096
>>28172183
I'm deeply disgusted but fully entertained at the same time.

>>28171937
Godspeed anon, counting on you

>>28172090
>>28172096
>>28172183
Citation needed here
Thread archive or anything?
Need to see the original faces and storys behind it

>>28176846
images were posted here in october 2014 when I saved them, but they were posted on derpibooru months earlier. few details it seems.

https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=fedex%2C+irl

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>>28171937
Which pone is it going to be? In any case, if you deliver, prepare to be a legend.

>>28177000
So hang on... what con was this at?

Tomorrow is the big day. Not too many ponies left on the Build a Bear site. I wonder who it'll be?

>>28172134
No, don't do this. The facial expressions are most of the fun.

If mods don't like it just upload them to imgur.

>>28171937
Don a CMC cape so some suspect you to be a pedophile.

>>28171937
My local mall is getting a build-a-bear Workshop in the next month...

>>28171937
Don't forget, OP,
like Kurt Vonnegut said-

>We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

You can say for the rest of your life you were only pretending to be retarded but, in the end, are you really fooling anyone?

>>28180042
Yeah, go for maximum pedo. Make it as creepy as possible while still being completely legal.

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>>28177000
The link isn't working senpai...
What was the story behind this??

>>28180429
derpibooru.org/674608
derpibooru.org/675998
it should be working, it was a link to these images, the original images that were posted on derpibooru without the porn being censored. there aren't any other details.

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>>28171937
Don't flake on us Op, this board desperately needs OC

>>28171937
Order six pair and have them apply all of them to the pony. Not in the same place though.

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>>28172034
Godamnit, you better get Lulu Anon.
Pic of cummed panties when?

Why the fuck are "red satin panties" even a thing they sell. With ever so slight frills and a rose button and shit, and "add a few pairs to their wardrobe today!".

This is freaking weirdo-bait if I've ever seen it, don't have to wonder if they get weirdos who get off to the toys.

>>28182642
Yep, if they sell something like that, the workers are used to weirdos like OP. I don't think we'll catch any intresting reactions unless the employee is new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

>>28172275
Honestly, it's probably the most entertaining thing he's seen on the job in a long while. Gave him something to laugh about, no doubt.

>>28177000
I've never wanted context more for anything in my entire life.

>>28186368
I mean, I work at my school's print shop on occasion, and since we also make custom mugs, mousepads, shirts, we get some WEIRD shit, even from students.

If that was a public FedEx Kinkos, where anyone can get something printed, I'm sure the dude was like, "Oh thank god, they're just cartoon pony porn. At least it's not another vindictive fat woman getting 8x11.5 prints of her ex's junk to hang in his workplace."

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>>28171937
>/chaotic/

bump, keep the thread alive

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>>28177465
That's no con
It's a normie station.

Anon is not gonna deliver. He pussied out.

>>28171937

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>>28171937
>3 days ago
at least i got a kek out of the fedex store images

>>28188668
He said he was going to order it in two days. It would still need time to ship.

OP is a nigger

>>28190824