Let me lay it out, Rainbow is as far as the show as lead us to believe the only one currently alive capable of doing a sonic rainboom, the classic fact that shes helped save all of Equestria many times, is good friends with Daring Do who is considered a famous explorer or at least friends with AK Yearling who is a world famous writer, and is best friends with Twilight, which like or not is a fucking princess.
So why in the unholy name of Satan's disowned retarded cousin Jeffy's asshole does she want to be part of the Wonder Bolts?! Their full of self important jerk offs that can't even remember the mare that fucking save their life, get knocked the fuck out when by the victim their trying to save, piss themselfs when they get bottled by a dragon, their commander is too dense to understand when one of her recruits is getting ponies KILLED beacuse she wants to win, FUCKING goes behind a fellow team mate's back to try and replace him when he injures himself, and when Rainbow finally becomes an official Wonder Bolt, they fucking act like shes a newb and treat her like shit!
Of all the dumb shit I've bought for the sake of the show, this I can't let go. Fuck the Wonder Bolts, and fuck Rainbow Dash for not seeing she could do better.
>>28173890
I thought you were this fucker for a second there. --> >>28173900
>>28173875
Learn english then come back
Opinion discarded and fuck off, cunt.
>>28173875
She just learns differently.
Hey Anon, your waifu isn'tfake
>>28173124
>sniff
Thank you desu sempai
>>28173124
I needed that
>>28173124
Thank you, OP.
>Can fly away at any time
>Lets herself be cornered by zombies
>>28172902
She got cornered because she wanted to help her friends who couldn't fly.
>>28172912
They were already zombies
>>28172917
Confirmed for not watching the fucking episode.
When Dash got inside the barn, AJ, the CMC and Rarara were fine. They then suddenly got their mouths painted in a stupidly rushed scene because LOL THE EPISODE HAS TO END , SO QUICKLY, STOP MAKING SENSE
Really tho, is it? I expected it to die out a while ago. But you still have a board here. What's up? How've things been? I ditched the fandom in like 2013 so I kinda want to know
>>28172585
We're a zombie fandom. Get out while you still can.
>>28172585
Last episode sticky only got 1500 replies
I remember during the good old days we made them get at least 5000.
So yes, we are dying, but very slowly and painfully.Please anon, where did you went? SAVE ME
>>28172610
I just sorta grew out of it. Don't have any "fandom" per se, but I do play some obscure dumb game running on an engine from 1997.
>>28172592
Believe me, I'm already long out. The only thing that keeps me vaguely connected is the fallout horse game
She thought she could lick her own pussy and ponut but she's just not flexible enough, /mlp/
>>28172273
Oh it's you again.
>>28172273
I'm sorry for your loss
>>28172278
>Nobody probably remember that video of the White house with Spike dropped in it
I know nobody will believe me, but once we had a thread were some and claimed to be Obama.
After this video, I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txr1P1hByI
1:10
This is not an edit. I repeat, not an edit. The video was quickly replaced, but it was in the official white house channel for 30 mins or so.
>Pinkie Pie, in her haste for the taste of sweets, tries to go for a hoof full of honey in a beehive inside of a tree.
>A bee guarding the outside of the hive gets annoyed and stings her square on the buttock!
>She shouts in pain, alarming the swarm.
>She runs away and escapes, but not before getting peppered with stings all over her rear.
>She comes to you with tears in her eyes.
"Anon! Those meanie bee-nies hurt my tiny heiny... Could you do something to make the pain go away?"
>You go to bathroom and get a bottle of aloe.
>Will you use it for good and rub it on her backside as a mutual friend, or will you take full advantage of it and give a sensual, erotic rubdown.
>>28172157
>gives erotic rubdown
>inserts dong
>cum on her swolen throbing ass
>rubs in cum
>repeat cycle till my balls implode
>>28172157
Nobody cares about your stinging fetish, dood.
Stinging fels horrible, like you are going to die. I have been stinged three times, one was almost lethal.
So no, this isn't my fetish.
>>28172157
>Using aloe for a bee sting
>not using soap, water, and benadrill
Aloe is for burns, OP!!
I'm looking for a writer that does commissions who will write theses specific things:
Sex
Weight Gain
Mind control
And pony obviously
So can any of you helpful Anons know a writer who would be willing to d any of these?
>>28172095
You'll probably have more luck in >>>/trash/, the folks here are really vanilla. Disgusted by mild things like vore and inflation.
>>28172102
I thought so too, took the shot anyway just to see. Thanks Anon.
>>28172095
Probably, I try to help you. But, I hate the format of those greens:
>Be anon
>be a idiota
>Be a beta
Anyone know about a fanfic with new ponies invented by the writer?¿
Step 1: Pick a pony and roll.
Step 2: Draw/write about that pony and that fetish
>>28171909
Misread the OP and it took me up until Necrophilla to realize these weren't pony names.
>>28171950
Look at this, tripfag tries to be funny.
>>28171909
Celestia. Rolling
Are people here still throing newfags out and being retarded and not helpful at all, saying only things like "get out faggot"?
I hope not. I need reaction pictures.
>>28170979
I will not say to get out, but I would say, if you need reaction pics you can use google, derpibooru and my little face when, then you can come and ask here.
There is plenty of material out there. You just wanted to be spoonfed and not even do a little bit of work finding shit you like.
That's all I'll say.
>>28170979
>>28171006
Now get the fuck out.
>>28170979
Uploading my stash of ~1gb 2011 ponychan memes. ETA 30 minutes.
I think we need a nazi party up in this bitch
>>28170802
my eyes
>>28170802
why are /pol/yps so cringy?
>>28170802
POLAN STRONK
Look like all the power ups, lore and magic entities goes to EQG now.
>>28170368
That has way too much detail to be mlp related. What is happening with the designs?
>>28170385
Yup. They're from the Crystal Wings Equestria Girls dolls. I don't normally collect the dolls (I have a Rarity from a few years ago but that was a gift) but those look pretty fuckin cool. Twilight looks really good too.
>>28170368
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR FANDOM, OUR DESIGN
NOT THE HUMANFUCKERS'
ANYONE WHO UNIRONICALLY PREFERS EQG TO FIM NEEDS TO BE BRUTALLY SHOT IN THE LEG AND LEFT TO BLEED OUT AND HAVE SALT POURED INTO THE GUNSHOT WOUND AND THEN HAVE THEIR DICK RUBBED OFF WITH SANDPAPER
FUCKING HUMANFUCKERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are they so perfect?
>>28169977
Why is OP such a fucking faggot?
>delete why are they perfect threads
>eqg
>anthro
There, I've said most of the garbage every other faggot said from the previous threads.
>>28169977
I'm a massive EGfag but I can't even like this shit. The minis are cute as toys but I dont want these models to be used passed the shorts they have already. They are creepy.
Let's talk about Spike. Post some Spike pics too.
niggers tounge my anus
>>28169467
I want to rape Spike so violently and so many times that he eventually coughs up a scroll from Princess Celestia demanding that I stop.
>>28169482
kekd
Be me.
Go to see the BFG on holiday.
Adverts start then this plays
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-itB3VOJAw
Family laughs at me .
>>28169437
every thread deserves at least one reply
>>28169437
Cool blog, where do Ikill you?
>>28169437
you don't know how to greentext
Darling![/spoiler
>>28169386
"Suck my cock, Rarity!"
>"If you insist, darling."
>>28169386
Yes little qt?