Squiggle Thread

This is very silly.

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>You are Squiggle
>Today is the day Anon-senpai will finally notice you
>Because yesterday that whore you're attached to accidentally picked up Anon's math book and will have to return it to him
>As you sway in the wind moving towards CHS you wonder what kind of Squiggles Anon likes, is he a left draft or right draft man?
>Are you Squiggly enough today?
>And what if he-
>OMG there he is, Anon is standing right in front of the statue before the front entrance
>Of course Sunshit Shitter doesn't notice him
>HE'S RIGHT THERE YOU CUNT
>FINALLY she noticed him
>Anon is drawing closer as Whorset Shitter moves towards him, you aren't ready, your keratin is boiling from the excitement
"H-hey Anon, I just wanted to, you know, I-I TOTALLYACCIDENTALLYPICKEDUPYOURMATHBOOKANDWANTEDTORETURNITTOYOU"
>Now she's holding out the book with both ands and her head tilted down, putting you fully in Anon's field of view
>This is what you've always dreamed of
>There is a faint wind blowing, time to sway left and show him how mch you love him
>Wait a second
>WHAT did Shitshit Shitter say!?
>SHE TOOK THE BOOK ON PURPOSE? IS THAT WHORE FLIRTING WITH YOUR BOO!?
"T-thanks S-sunset, y-you too"
>NO, don't thank her, she's a lying disgusting bitch
>Now Anon just stands there awkwardly looking at the ground and occasionally glimpsing up
>He's totally looking at you
>He's so dreamy
>Shitstain Gutter is also looking awkwardly at the ground, of course she would the antisocial cunt
>After what felt like an eternity in heaven the school bell rings
>Please no, you want to spend more time with Anon
>Suddenly that filthy whore opens her mouth
"W-ell Anon, I just, you know.."
>C U M S L U T
>Now Anon is about to say something
"I-I... ummm... I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR"
>He screams as he turns around and runs away
>He was totally talking about you
>You knew your love for each other was mutual
>I-is this what marriage feels like?
>Where will your spend your honeymoon?
>How many kids should you two have?

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>>28175187
>Whoreslut Cumshit starts giggling and blushing
>HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU WHORE, NO MAN COULD EVER LOVE YOU
>YOU AREN'T EVEN SQUIGGLY
>Well, looks like the only thing standing between you and Anon is that Slut of a woman
>You have to get together, no one can stand between you and your eternal love
>You are a good Squiggle, but even a good Squiggle has to make tough choices from time to time
>Never corner a Squiggle in love
>You have to kill Sunset Shimmer

>>28175187
>>28175200
keep going

I would rather discuss her cleavage.

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>>28175613

>>28175073
Squiggle porn when?

>Be anon
>Wake up from a wild night of hardcore sex with Shimmer
>Notice only one spot of her is still uncummed
>Place dick on her forehead
>Wrap her squiggle around your dick and jack off
>Cream the squiggle and forehead
>Go back to sleep

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>>28176061
unf

>>28175073
What's the sudden obsession with her squiggle?

>>28176789
>sudden obsession
been that way for a couple of months

>>28175073
Looks like a dog penis

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>>28175073
Easily the sexiest part of her body.

>>28175187
>>28175200
I...I actually want to read more. It's too absurd not to keep reading.

>>28175187
>>28175200
I don't know what I expected

>>28175073
It's a squig.

Bump again

Cleavage.

>>28182954
>fag

come on

Thank you all for proving that liking sunshit is a meme

>>28183361
It isnt. This is just sexy squiggle shitposting.

>>28180248
she's a ork

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Can we discuss her cleavage now?

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>>28183759
You mean, the one thing that's not present in the movies?

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>>28183783

Yes. It's time to drag these ridiculous puritanical attitudes out into the open, and stomp on them until they die.

I want to cum on squiggle

>>28183820
>blood and explosions are okay
>but DONT YOU DARE SHOW ANY BOOBS YOU HEATHEN

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>>28183836

Exactly. In 'murrica, acts of hatred and violence are celebrated, while acts of love and tenderness are censored.

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Writefag come back I miss you. Not enough squiggle in this thread.

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>>28183783
>lying

>>28183852
it's to propagate the hate and violence between races so that we are too busy squabbling among ourselves while the government keep their boots on our necks and profits on our hard work

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>>28185547

>>28185568
yes, it's stupidly funny, but it's true none the less

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>>28175187
>>28175200
FUND IT

>>28175073

>>28183820
Puritans laid the bedrock of this nation.

>>28183836
You should be seeing blood and violence if you're good and manly and fight for your lands, which have always and will always be under siege by one threat or another. The temptations of the flesh soften men though and rob them of the rigidity they need to be strong when it's time for blood and violence.

>>28183852
Blame the left.

>>28189025

t. right wing nutjob

>>28189582
t. jobless "I need free healthcare because we're all human" NEET

>>28190778

And how many jobs have you created? None? Aw, that's so sad. Back to >>>/pol/ with you.

>>28190816
When did this become about creating jobs?

>>28190816
>hurr the wealthy don't create jobs so let's just steal all their money and give it to poorfags

Do you think the wealthy store all their money in their basement so they can swim around in it? Do you think it's hidden under their mattress and that it only comes out when they want to buy a new yacht? The wealthy keep their money in banks. That's where banks get their money from. Now, let's break down the 3 types of jobs most Americans have. They either work for the government, for large corporations, or in startup businesses. Where does the government get it's money? Not from magical money trees they grow in the Pentagon. It comes from the wealthy, who pay most income taxes and most sales taxes. If you work for the government and you're getting paid, chances are that money came from the taxes of a rich person. In essence, you're depending on them for your job and your paycheck, not the government. Large corporations like Starbucks, Walmart, McDonalds, and so on, make up another huge chunk of jobs the average American has. Who owns those businesses? Oh, right. Rich people! No rich people means no baristas means no hot decafe mocha pumpkin-chino every morning. Lastly, we have the startup business. Mom and Pop shops you find around downtown. Most people who own a startup business are part of the 99%, which means they don't have the kind of money to just buy a store and set up shop. They have to get loans from the bank. Banks give out loans by assessing if you'll be able to pay back the money they give you. If they think you can, you get the loan. If they think you can't, then you don't get the loan. Why is it important they get this money back? Because they money they're giving you came from a rich person. Money that the wealthy store in banks is used by the bank to help Mom and Pop start up their shop, which will lead to jobs for Americans. Now are you done being retarded or have you already signed up for the next Occupy Wall Street "movement"?

>>28191821
Mad much?

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This thread needs more squiggles.

>post dank libcuck memes
>guaranteed (You)s
Ladies and gentlemen, neo-/mlp/.

>>28175073
>Squiggle
Iggle is Twilight's cute nickname. This creature's is Itter. Thieves.

>>28193123
>Twilight
Literally who?

>>28190816

>someone posts an opinion you disagree with
>"LOL, go back to /pol/, ecks-dee"
See, this is why liberals are wrong, and will always be wrong. That can't debate, they can only insult. They don't give a damn about the truth, they just follow the party line.

I'll bet you've never held a steady job in your life. I'll bet you've never been laid. I'll bet you're a drug user.

Because that's what liberals are. Their entire platform is about how much they envy the material wealth earned by people who actually work for a living.

Crawl back under your rock. You're done.

>>28193160
>being this big of a fan of the fandom

>>28193172
>implying conservatives' platform isn't about how much they deserve the money that their daddy gave them

>>28193199

Well, at least I will be able to leave something to my children. Yours will be poorer than you.

>>28192994
I'm not mad. I just don't like it when hippies whine about income inequality and try to steal money from the "useless wealthy leeches". There's a pretty big income inequality between me and Bill Gates. Hell, he gives more to charity in a month than I'll ever earn in my life. I don't want his fucking money though. The guy down the street from me has a nicer house, a "nicer" car, and a pool. There's some inequality there too, but I don't want his money either. People need to stop looking at those who have earned their lives and whining about it. Find your drive and earn that life for yourself.

And the whiny libcuck faggot is BTFO'd Hopefully he killed himself. One less vote for Hillary. Assuming he was even old enough to vote. Stupid kids.

>>28193199
Should a child not be able to inherit the good fortune and items their parents amassed in their life? Should someone not be happy with the gifts their parents left them? Should someone not be proud of the work their family put into making sure its descendants will have better lives?

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