I was thinking, /mlp/. Why am I sexually attracted to horses?

>>28171024
Maybe because a mare can't talk back to you, they seem dumb and stupid.
Ponies however seem like horse shaped humans.

You're sexually attracted to them because they're sexy, dumbass

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>>28171024
>Why am I sexually attracted to horses?
Maybe you're slowly becoming a furry. Don't worry though it's like a whole new world out there to be explored.

>>28171326
I don't want to be a fucking furry.
I just want to know how it all went right/wrong.

>>28171345
>wrong
Simply because women are utter crap right now. They are now teached that the "patriarchy" oppresses them, that they can be independent and need no man.
This is going agaisnt nature, since women are supposed to be weaker and smaller to use less resources, while the strong disposable man goes out to find them.
I don't know what the faggots wanting to make it this way are trying to achieve, but it can't be good.

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>>28171356
>tfw you will never find a qt 3.14 blonde shy pure gf to hold hands with and drink coffee with in the early mornings and the late nights to which she will cuddle up to you and sleep while you stroke her hair and sleep with her in a loving embrace.
I just want to fucking die right now, fampie. I swear to God.

>I despise the thought of fucking a real life mare
For now. I used to say this 3 years ago, and here I'm nowadays, watching real horse porn.

>>28171024
You have a drop of Mongolian blood, like a Hungarian or a legit Mongol.

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>>28171430
>A mare will actually care for you and like to be around you

Does anyone have that crude 15+ panel comic that goes pretty in depth about horsefucking and pretty much ends with "or maybe they're all weirdos"? I feel that it would be appropriate for this thread.

>>28171383
Just register for a dating website and meet someone who share the same interests.

>>28171478
He probably is gonna find strong independunt womyn that think spreading their legs whenever they feel like, is ok.
Jokes aside, the chances of finding a good non manipulative/d woman, are very slim.

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>>28171024
lets clarify, is it a horse that you really wish to fuck or just this alien race of genetically advanced, mutant equine?

>>28171345
Why not? It's like being a brony/horsefucker but with a lot more variety.

>>28171515
Can you even read? OP said he is disgusted by real mares.

>>28171383
Dating website, anon, its not thay hard nowadays

I want to fuck a horse too

>>28171627
>Word trip cunt
>[-]

>>28171592
>disgusted by real mares
OP, as always, being a faggot.

>>28171642
Stay mad brony

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>>28171662
>Uses brony
>Uses trip to get a rise out of anonymous users
How desperate are you for (You)s?

>>28171672
I'm just here to talk about squirting mares, not faggots

>>28171672
And you're the other desperate fuck that keeps replying to him.

>>28171684
Your replying to the replies, that makes you the bigger faggot

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>>28171684
Anon, pls.
I am just replying because I have nothing else to do.

>>28171672
>replying to ponychan

>>28171704
>I have nothing else to do
Bullshit
You always have something to do, you just don't know it yet.
Like posting more Rara, I believe that would please us both.

>>28171720
>Ponychan
How do you know that?

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>>28171727
But I don't like Rarara.
Also she is Rarara, don't confuse her with superior Coloratura, thanks.

>>28171727
Just look in his post and name and trip.
Too normie and autistic to be avarage newfag.

>>28171745
I was never a pony chan poster

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>>28171356
Don't worry Anon, you'll get laid one day

>>28171755
I am schizophrenic. I don't want to get laid, I just want to die.
And I have no fedoras, and I am religious as hell.
So your fedora meme is invalid.

>>28171745
Yes, I'm aware of his trips and post.
Yet that doesn't necessarily make him from 'Ponychan'
I think you're dismissing the fact this board is also populated by equal, or worse cancer than Ponychan.

You know I'm right.

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>>28171797
PURGE ALL THE NORMALS
PURGE ALL THE NORMALS

>>28171803
>normals

>>28171808
I am talking about the retards that are shocked by the stuff you posted, dumb ass.

>>28171824
What's to be shocked about, also I don't see anyone shocked. Horse pussy is perfectly normal

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>>28171827
There is always people lurkin, trust me.

>>28171803
I know that's from a video
But I can't recall which one

>>28171764
>I just want to die.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet or are you waiting for someone to do it for you?

>>28171844
It was taken down. It was from Viva reverie (Which fell from my grace, since he came here and posted a blog post about how he is oh so scared about lawsuits) that was called Rainbow Dash is excited.

>>28171844
Viva revie ie took down all his videos

>>28171845
I tried, but something stopped me every time.
When I was about to jump in the train rails, some friend of mine saw me (I didn't even know how the hell he found me, I didn't tell anybody where i was going) and stopped me.
And it has been always the same shit. I can't self terminate for some reason.
I do stupid shit, risky and else, but nothing happens to me.
I am cursed to keep living no matter what.

>>28171856
Ah so you mock me? good then I'll have to terminate you.
Scruffy!

>>28171861
>train rails
please, dont.
You will fuck up my day work.
go shitpost on /adv/ or someshit.
For me you can lost your life living in a GTA life or helping homeless people till get shot.
But please don't fuck up with public transports.

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>>28171895
Fuck you faggot.
You only give a shit about yourself, like the rest of humanity.
This is why you are all shit, this is why I want to die.
Go to hell.

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>>28171905
So be different, instead of going to die to satisfy yourself like me, go die by others, go be an example, go help people a be less retard.
Don't die being an hypocrite.
And with this you don't fuck up my day work too.

Post more mare

>>28171930
I did help them, and you know what they did? they spít on me and used me, and then left me to rot.
I am gonna look out for myself while not caring about any of you anymore.
the few people that are like me are the only ones I care about, the ones you always feast on. The sheep. You wolves can get fucked. I won't ever have any sympathy for you ever again.

>>28171024

>Why am I sexually attracted to horses?

Because they look like women.

>>28171024
To be serious for a second, it might be down to how the trillions of synapses in your brain form during conception that causes different personal tastes.

>>28171968
I did help humans too once, and thats why i'm more worried with public transport than your life.
I just had an idea
THERS TOO MANY ABANDONED HORSES suffering in the streets, can you take care of them? You also will get horsepussy as payment. And real love.
I just don't do it because I don't have money.

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Anon, I use to be a relative normal person. Now, I have 2Gb of Clop stuff. I don't care me. You are denying that you are.

>>28171024
Now you know why /h/ and /d/ exist.

>>28171987
I don't possess the resources, so no.

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>>28171973
The personal tastes are caused by the interaction with the social environment or maybe you didn't have the Edipo's complex.
>It is not CP.

>>28172023
Fuck. So all we have to do is shitpost.
Do you like ponies?

>>28172026
Reminder that people has posted CP in this board too, so you are lying to yourselves.
>inb4 but I only fap to loli horses

>>28172054
I do like them, but I think the show is garbage after S3. I have only enjoyed like 3 or 4 episodes.
EQG isn't even worth a watch, because who cares about animated humans? you can get much better shows with that, Gravity Falls to name one.
>Ever since the day they gave Twilight wings, I was already dead

>>28172055
actually it's FP

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>>28172068
This
But, Sometimes, I prefer a good MILF-mare

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>>28172066
They killed Twiggles after wings then put her personality on glimglam. But I enjoyed more episodes than you :^).
The S6 is more like a normiee cartoon than everything, they forgot the fantasy and horses element.

>EQG
did you watched it even don't enjoying it?
I think is pretty nice, but I'm used to weeabo things since ever, then is easy for me to eat shit.

>>28172113
I mean, I have only enjoyed 3 or 4 episodes after the wings.
I watched EQG, but it as so bad I didn't even bother to watch more.
Like, it was recycled episode 1 and 2 of FiM, but badly executed.
I used to liek anime, like Magic knight Rayearth, but EQG is way worse than that, and even Sailor Moon.

>>28172176
You like Amending Fences? It's a fucking master piece.
EQG is not magic girls yet, you should compare this to any slice-of-life-cute-girls-doing-cute-things-japanese-cartoon.
EQG will have romance plot now and this will make me drop it.

>>28172231
That's my problem with EQG. It is just slice of life with girls. What's the charm there? none. I came here because I am a sick fuck that wants to cum inside horse like females.
EQG tosses away all the fun from fantasy in FiM and replaces it with a cold, boring real approach.
If I want to see females being boring then I can watch Sex and the city. At least they make fun adult jokes in that thing.

>>28171968
Have you ever thought of getting revenge instead of being pushed around?

>>28172250
Violence breeds violence.
I wish for a better world, not to make it worse.
I won't become one of them.
I'll stand my ground, but I will remain gentle on the inside. They won't break me.

>>28172248
Kek, so you don't like that style. I like a LOT but in weeabo way.
Also I think they would put piece of shit like S6E9 -The Saddle Row Review in EQG series or something. Theres no reason to have horses on that episode.
Adult jokes aren't realy that funny, is just "look a benis", that's why I like chinese cartoons where I can learn sick things like where to find loli things without realizing it and have fun without talking about benis and pussies all the time.

>>28172284
Yeah but if you don't talk about benis, then you replace it with forced tv y7 bullshit.
So you can't win.
>There will never be a fan made episode where they do adult jokes and shit, without it being absurd like Hot diggety demon or ultra violent like friendship is violence
Fucking prudity, man.

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>>28171024
>I despise the thought of fucking a real life mare

Get out, normie!

>>28171024
Because they're attractive female archetypes.

>We got the 'Nerdy Girl'.
>We got your 'Country Girl'.
>We got a 'Party Girl'.
>We got the 'Shy Girl'.
>We got a 'Tom Boy'.
>And some 'Hot Snobby Bitch'.

>All that and everything in between. Young Mares. Old Mares. Mares climb on rocks. Fat Mares. Skinny Mares. Even mares with futa cocks!

>And its all been drawn by artists in nearly every way and of every fetish. Anyone who takes the time to look can find something to clop to.

>And the icing to the, 'Oh God! What's wrong with me?' cake. We've got so much fanfiction, you can foster a sense of intimacy with any and all waifus of your choosing. Guarantied to make sure your mental illness festers for years to come.

>So come on down to Anon's Ponut Emporium©! Where the ride never ends!

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>>28172260
I've found your song anon!

You're never gonna bring me down
You're never gonna break this part of me
My friends are h-

... oh

>>28172306
Well, as long they make an nice product we'll have the fandom to compensate the edgy part.
If is not funny when theres no adult jokes then I'm a proud retard because I kek with MLP jokes.

>>28172322
B A S E D
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>>28171326
>>28171345
Only the bronies who want to fuck actual horses are furries. The interesting thing about the fandom is the clear division between the genuine horsefuckers and the xenophiles that actually want to fuck those weird creatures they see on the show.

>>28173705
No, that's not true.
If you want to fuck an anthro, then you are furry.
If you want to fuck a mare, then you are bestiality fag.
If you want to fuck a pony, you are clopper.
They can be exclusive, or they can be mixed. But not every fag that wants to fuck a horse would fuck an anthro, and not every fag that clops, wants to fuck a mare.
Most people here would only fuck their pony in humanized/EQG forms.
Back in the good days, people that wanted to fuck pony in their pony form where the majority but EQG ruined all of that.

>>28173794
>furry
I don't think that word means what you think it means. You can like mlp anthro and not be a furry.

You're still a faggot though.

>>28173828
>mlp anhtro and still not be a furry
Kill yourself retard.
Fapping to a horse face on a human body is exactly what furries do.
They put animal faces in human bodies.

>>28173850
>They put animal faces in human bodies.
Not everyone in the furry community puts animal faces on a human body Anon.

a furry is someone who has a fursona and will usually roleplay (clean or dirty) as said fursona online or irl meet-ups
often, they will also dress up as their fursona in some way, be it ears and tail or a full fursuit

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>>28171024
I dunno about you, but for me, it's all mostly about the emotional level. They are/were diverse, relatable characters. When you develop a certain kind emotional attachment to a (cartoon) character, it's natural that you'd start also thinking about the sexual side of things.


Or you could fap to characterless bg ponies, because you find them hot...

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>>28171024
>no one posted this

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>>28176330
But here's the thing, these creatures are not even humanoids. They are some genetically advanced form of mutant equine. He mentions the morphology of the Pone face and head as being a central point of attraction which is expected. The only part of their anatomy that really resembles that of a human is the head/face area. I'm more interested in how this illustrates the receptiveness of the human male to xenophilia rather than koinophilia.

>>28171024
They are aesthetically better than humans and have nice personalities. Nothing wrong with having a good taste.

>>28173794
>Most people here would only fuck their pony in humanized/EQG forms.
Absolutely disgusting. They are aware that there are no hooves on the EQG forms, right? Why would anyone want to fuck one of those?

>>28176403
>The only part of their anatomy that really resembles that of a human is the butt*

fify

Just kidding, its just a "moe" thing. It have something to do with the Uncanny Valley that nobody can explain it precisely yet.
Doing some "moe" ayy lmaos is easy but explain it is shit.

>>28173965

No, but some artists have a habit of putting dog faces on every anthro they draw.

I can only speak for myself, but I'm attracted to their amazing, endearing personalities. I get really excited by the thought of doing things with someone I feel a feel a big emotional connection to, and whether the visual aid I'm using for her is a rough sketch of her as a human or a a detailed masterpiece of her as a horse doesn't make too much difference. It's what the drawing represents, mai waifu, that gets me off.

>>28171861
Quantum immortality, beotch.