615 - 28 Pranks Later
Written by F.M. De Marco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9gU7p_H0M
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4omyzd
The easy gags don't impress Rainbow Dash's pals too much, but she does come up with some clever ideas from time to time. Perhaps if she led with those and, and toned down the frequency, it'd be an easier pill to swallow. Or cake.She's flying solo too much, what about her pranking pal Pinkie Pie?
>>28161505
Previous thread.
>filly
613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
618 - Buckball Season:Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks:An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>colt
I HATE HORSES!!!
>>28167598
>>28167609
Would you hatefuck a horse?
Rub the japanese horse.
GIRLS DONT HAVE SACKS
>>28167598
>616~621
they seem all interesting to be honest, dark times are finally over we fun episode now
>>28167613
NO BECAUSE I HATE THEM!!!
>"hey anon, im real now and coming to live with you"
>>28167622
If only i had an asphyxiation fetish.
>>28167625
wonder what that little girl is thinkin
>>28167625
does the portal to the real world add a few pounds?
Satyr found a pet and asks if he could keep it.
>>28167619
then why do Twilight and Sunset have to keep getting custom jammies
https://derpibooru.org/1016723
>>28167652
say no then smack it outta his hands
snails are satan's boogers
>>28167619
I want Pinkie to scream in my face in anger
> Every Little Thing She Does
I want this episode now
>>28167660
>Not making him put the snail and other snails on one side of the road to race to the other side/
>Making him watch them go though the gauntlet of tires and death.
>>28167661
I want Pinkie to scream at my dick in anger.
>>28167616
>>28167617
can I gently rub the sleepy horse instead
>>28167667
That's Luna's shtick.
Remember not to confuse the ponies' names.
>>28167652
Yes.I love Snails' kids
>>28167669
nah, Luna isn't normally angry
she just screams casually
>>28167619That's one of my favorite episodes. Brings back some memories.
>>28167664
>Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once
uh oh twilight's gonna freak
>>28167671
this is why I just call them all "pony"
>>28167671
Is that Clear Skies?
>>28167671
>>28167681
Still one of my favorite bits in the entire show.
>Sunset Shimmer flashing Twilight
>>28167711
I would like Rarity to step on my face with those cute heels she's wearing in the movie.
>>28167598
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
>But much to Discord's dismay
lol wut? Fantasy roleplaying stuff is exactly Discords shit.
I'm hoping he's just annoyed at how lameSpike and Big Mac's attempt at roleplaying is. And he tries showing them how it's REALLY done.
>>28167716
>Fantasy roleplaying stuff is exactly Discords shit
Since when?
>>28167720
well, you see, in the comics...
>>28167723
I haven't read the comics since that Rarity/AJ issue so him being into fantasy roleplaying must have been something in the newer issues that I missed. Or maybe I'm just forgetting stuff that happened in the comics.
>>28167723
It's also in-line with the comics to have CMC pilot a Voltron and helm a Star Trek vessel.
Can we have that in the show?
>>28167728
>Can we have that in the show?
Yeah. With Discord literally anything is possible. We even had a Harry Potter reference with him.
No, bad idea
the princesses begin to believe they have allowed anonymous too much liberty
>>28167760
can I be celestia's pet?
what in the actual fuck
>>28167763
holy shit
awesome
>>28167760
Are they going to revoke my ass inspection privileges?
>>28167763
I really like the whole phoenix thing they do with Sunset.
>>28167763
Do you think she'd let me wear that?
>>28167772
I don't think it will fit youI wish she had better shoes
>>28167767
>Anthro
Moooooooooooooooooods
>>28167785
okay then fine you big gay baby
>>28167789
Fuck off faggot
Go to trash with the rest of your kin
>>28167785
Thought it was another picture from the thumbnail. Sorry.
>>28167802
Shimmer is the best horse
>>28167806
I want to fly with that little poner.
>>28167819
She is a fine horse. A great horse in my opinion, but she is nowhere near best horse.
>>28167355
I think I liked the other combination better. The blue coat doesn't work too well with her cutie mark
>>28167824
Trixie it is then.
>>28167819
She's hardly a horse doe
>>28167834
I had another unicorn in mind.
I want to play Street Fighter with pony.
>>28167837
But we were talking best horse not a whorse .
>>28167846
Anyone who calls Rara a whorse is gonna get their ass kicked.
>>28167846
How dare you say something like that to me and my horse
>>28167849
>gems on her belt
Hnnng
>>28167849
>>28167854
It's so easy to trigger whinefags.
>>28167868
Just like how Rarity cannot stand ugly or wrong aesthetics we can't stand ugly anons with wrong opinions.
>>28167868
I miss the days when we could casually shit on someone's favorite pony, pretend to get mad, and have a little back and forth about it without the other person assuming they've "triggered" someone or whatever meme words they want to use.
>>28167872
I still do that. Mostly with Rararafags, because it's the easiest pony to trade banter over
>>28167888
Any excuse to talk about Rarity is good enough for me
Pony
>>28167894
PONY ?!
>>28167634
>>28167893
>You've heard about Dolphin rape caves
>Now get ready for the Rarmaid lagoon
>>28167897
Chubby Pinkie is your fetish?
>>28167899
I wanna go.
>>28167900
Isn't it yours?
>>28167902
I prefer stuffed Pinkie
>>28167899
W-what happens in Rarmaid Lagoon?
>>28167763
nigga what
>>28167912
Rarity uses her amazing oral techniques to drain your balls until you die from pleasure.
>>28167872
It's all part of the play. I actually like triggering my fellow Rararafags, me and my waifus enjoy that.
>>28167912
I am sorry, Anon, but this is a blue board.
>>28167922
>waifus
>making Rarity play second fiddle to some skank
>>28167915
that was my first association, too
>>28167922
>me and my waifus
>I actually like triggering
I can tell
>>28167926
Don't exaggerate they are both equal.
Is there anyone here who isn't a Rarafag?
>>28167929
You make me sick.
>>28167929
This is you, isn't it?
>>28167931
Is that butter homemade?
>>28167931
I'm a sunfag
>>28167931
Applefag
Though I do love me someRarara in AJ's hat when they are together
>>28167938
Ew.
>>28167940
Does this turn you on?
>>28167945
unf
>>28167940
farmhorse eeeew you dirty pervert
>>28167935
Oh no-no-no. My waifus are pony waifus.
>>28167940
Mah nigga
Really makes you think...
>Today is National Failures DaySounds like every day.
>>28167962
No Fluttershy lovers here? sad
>>28167979
http://www.strawpoll.me/10997081
>>28167979
Fluttershy is unlovable.
>>28167985
>Some other pone
RUDE
>>28167979
Who?
>>28167985
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10997081
Why is there no Sunny Bunny and why can't I chose two?
>>28168007
>Why is there no Sunny Bunny
She isn't even part of FiM
> and why can't I chose two?
Because you only get one.
>>28167985
I'm assuming "Some other pone" = Sunset?
>>28168007
No hooves not allowed
>>28168001
You're rude
>>28168009
She has wings, why can't she fly away?
>>28168013
I get as many as I want
>>28167985
>Rarifags are suddenly gone
what did they mean by this?
>>28167985
pretty even spread
does that mean we don't even have to battle for our waifus?
>>28168026
Since I could not chose two I voted for my second mare.
>>28167985
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10997081
>1 vote
>1 vote
>1 vote
it's claim your waifu now, go grab PP and FS while you still can
>>28167985
tfw no spike
>>28167985
>>28167985
I did it! I claimed Pinkie Pie as my waifu!I think she's worst pony so ha ha Ponkfags she's mine now.
>>28168047
Will you harm the pony?
>>28168046
Sorry dear only true autists love you.
>>28168046
>still 0
>>28167985
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10997081
those glimglam fags
>>28168066
No bully
>>28168049
Of course not. She's worst pony but I would never think of harming her!
Besides she probably harms herself enough anyways.
>27 posters
>all that waifu hate
mlpg shitposting is magic
>Celestia is going to get more character development in the latest EqG movie, than in the MLP series proper.
>>28168089
So Celestia's EqG fork has grown on me but Luna still looks gross
>>28168078
It's a good pain.
Why are mornings so awful
>>28167595
Why is she so happy?
>>28168089
>she's still dumb as shit and ugly
Character development isn't always a good thing
>>28168122
Because you're here, Rainbow Dash.
>>28168135
She has a lot in common with pony Celestia then
What are the chances of the finale not being the Twilight and Starlight Power Hour?
>>28168142
It's probably going to have something to do with Flurry with focus mostly being on Twilight and Glimmer
>>28168142
We still have to close Glimmer's arc. She needs to redeem herselfor die trying.
>>28168153
I really hope she doesn't disappear after the finale
>>28168157
same.
>>28168157
I hope she does.
Then again I'm the kind of person who hopes that Celestia gets an episode, Candyass will stop appearing and that Pinkie will ever be good again so you can disregard what I want.
>>28168171
It makes me so glad you will never write a television show
What other things in Equestria can mimic ponies?
So far we have
changelings
(maybe) sirens
mirror pond liquid
What about dragons? Lots of D&D style dragons can shapeshift.
>you will never see Ember's secret filly form
>>28168184
Sirens can mimic ponies
>>28168188
oh, I forgot
pastel humanoid abominations from the High School Hell Universe
>>28168172
>not wanting a celestia episode
What are you, gay?
>>28167935
that's a lot of wa ha has
>>28168234
Sorry, I like characters that actually gave personality.
Is Celestia overrated?
>>28168242
>Rarity hasn't wahahad in 20 years
>>28168242
He still cheats on her with Tomoko, so there's that...
>>28168243
Definitely gay.
>>28168248
Yes
Noone should suffer from too few wahahas!
>>28168248
No, she just gets a lot of hate from people who say she has no personality because she's had like two seconds of screentime since S1 where she hasn't been exposition dumping.
Perhaps not coincidentally a lot of these people like Cadance.
Nyx wants cuddles!
>>28168270
But she doesn't have any personality
>>28168270
I miss seeing Celestia in all her pretty pink princessly glory.
>>28168273
Just like S1 Luna AHAHAHAHA
Wa ha ha is Rarity's ''twenty percent cooler''
She said it exactly once and people instantly assumed that was her catchphrase or some shit
>>28168283
It's a good thing outside of two scenes in the second episode she didn't have any appearances.
It's also a good that in s2 they used one 22 minute episode to fles h out her personality and continued to do so in the following seasons
>>28168286
She did it twice actually
>>28168286
She said it twice you dumbfuck
Do you even watch the show
Darling~
so is there a reason she doesn't appear on the show anymore?
>>28168309
Actually she appears alot during this season
>>28168309
No reason to anymore. Twilight is the new exposition machine.
>there's no horses for me to blow here...
this cameo was nice
>>28168324
But there's tons of cute girls to make out with
>>28168324
perhaps *you* should be the horse, young lady
>>28168324
Wtf
Why would she want to blow a horse
>>28168336
I don't understand the question
>>28168336
She's a m*slim
>>28168336
good question
I'm sure she'd rather have that horse dick going into her ass rather than into her mouth
>>28168360
Gross
>>28168363
Queer
>>28168336
>>28168271
Nyx still wants cuddles.
seriously though, Sunset is ALL OVER Twily in the previews
>this hand?
>going right up your asshole tonight
>>28167985
Really makes you think huh?
Apple cookies.
guys
guys
help
I'm getting hype for the EqG movie
It's actually looking like it'll be full of cute girls and shit.
>>28168394
Don't worry, you just have horrible taste
>My little PONY general
>All this not pony crap
Huh, really makes you think
>>28168395
oh
well then, okay
I'm sorry
>>28168398
your Glimmer is outdated
you need to make sure to run Horse Update regularly
>>28168398
It's not like we can do anything about it
>>28168398
You're not expecting the MLPG of 2016 to like good things, right?
>>28168398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10997740
Are we just going to ignore Rarity's cute new heels?
>>28168411
I'd rather just ignore everything about EqG
>>28168405
Are you implying MLPG had good taste at one point?
>>28168413
suit yourself, Anon
4 hooves or bust.
>>28168422
Are you 12
>>28168377
Nyx disliked that.
Your reputation is too low for command "cuddles"
>>28168416
I think I'm having a heart boner
Why is she so unpopular in MLPG?
>>28168418
>Rumblemash
>>28168437
She isn't
>>28168442
Is this true?
>>28168464
I was under the impression she is the most popular princess
maybe it will have some redeeming moments
>>28168475
>no ponies
Doubtful
>>28168479
You never know, Anon.
It's substitute pone for those long hiatuses.
Like methapone
Why is eqg suddenly popular here in MLPG?
>>28168396
And that's how all the Equestria girls fucking died.
>>28168484
It's substitute pone just as much as months old decaf coffee is a substitute for actual coffee
>>28168484
There's no hiatus this time
>>28168485
popular isn't quite the right word for it
>>28168485
It's not
>>28168485
It's just a bunch of guys talking about something that will release in less than two months.
>tfw only watch EQG
Filly is down with the sickness.
>>28168514
Filly knows we don't listen to metal in this household.
I just want to play with a filly before dying.
>>28168485
It's disgusting as always, I usually just leave the thread when it's posted. Not worth discussing.
>>28168523
>Disturbed
>metal
You're triggering my /mu/ side anon
>>28168527
Don't leave.
Ignore it and discuss ponies with the rest of us.
>>28168528
>Disturbed
>not metal
>>28168529
Google images popped this as similar to your pic.
I don't even.
>>28168531
I'll have you know the only real forms of metal are trad, thrash, death, doom, black, power and goth and the rest are all false metal that shouldn't entry or else it will be burned and died.
>>28168541
Does it really matter when 90% of metal from any subgenre is usually terrible.
>>28168535
>>28168529
>bubblegum brush
How come Derpibooru names are always so terrible?
Longmane filly or death.
>>28168541
>no drone metal
Literally the only good meal subgenre tbqh familia
>>28168549
Sorry anon but nobby hates drone metal and his tastes are patrician.
>>28168548
>bubblegum brush
What the fuck
which pony has the prettiest eyes?
>>28168557
>nobby
>patrician
Don't make me laugh
>>28168548
>bubblegum brush
Who comes up with these names? I swear to god it feels like the people on Derpi just throw two random words together.I'll always be mad about the name they chose for that secretary pony
>>28168548
yeah, they call strongfilly "lily longsocks," which is a reference to pippi longstocking, except it's not catchy or punny at all
>>28168557
>his tastes are patrician
I love Nobby but he is the last person I would ask about music just like he's the last person I'd go to for fashion advice.
>>28168394
those are my two favorite girls
>>28168567
I'm pretty fond of Jessica Pones
Nothing but equoids here, Anon.
>>28168572
EqG ponk is a cutie
>>28168573
That's just as terrible.
>>28168573
i was about the say the same thing
>>28168582
Fuck you
Strongfilly doesn't deserve a name. Only good ponies deserved to be named.
>>28168573
Terrible
>>28168584
Get better name ideas that aren't references to a kinda okay comic series and mediocre show first.
>>28168587
>>28168589
I guess my names are just too patrician for you
>>28168593
Oh no she became Zarya
>>28168573
I really like MLPG's internal names for the foals. Stronk filly a best.
>>28168593
>Alias
>patrician
>anything related to Jessica Jones
>Patrician
You're flaring up my autism
>>28168600
The soundtrack was pretty patrician
>>28168578
yeah, she makes a really cute human
mmm horses
>>28168610
>tfw Zehpyrdash ship instantly died
i want an equestria girls dating sim
>>28168615
Something that was never alive can't die
Why are fillies so popular in MLPG?
>>28168616
>>28168618
because they're fillies
>>28168036
I got her! I got flutterbutter!
I don't even know who Jessica Jones is.
>>28168618
They're cute
>>28168616
I want an MLP beat-em-up and an MLP fighting game.
>>28168623
punchable NOI
>>28168631
I want an MLP game where you go around Ponyville beating up fillies for item drops.
>>28168618
I personally prefer middle ground. Not-quite-mares. Yearlings.
>calling your filly '<thing> filly'
>>28168643
I'd totally buy a Glimmy cradle
>>28168627
Can you not use google?
It's time to snail down
>>28168643
Third one seems broken
>>28168643
!!!Dat leg twitch at 0:07!
I came.
>>28168652
CBA.
>>28168653
Go down on Snails?
>>28168621
don't judge me
>>28168639
They can be cute.
>>28168643
That's fucking weird
I love it
>>28168670
I don't believe you. Post proof.
>>28168643BAAALD. BAAAAALD.
>>28168683
I don't think there will ever be an outfit cuter than this
>>28168685
Okay.
>>28168670
Yeah.
>>28168686
Anon, she's a horse. She has more hair on her body than you do on your dick.
Would you?
>>28168706
Remember when everyone joked that the one on the left was Rainbow Dash?
Do you remember?
https://www.derpibooru.org/1224867
The only appropriate use for OCs of this color scheme.
>>28168706
Only if they promise to insult me with their valley girl accents.
>>28168693
It's a pretty great outfit
>>28168716
Sniff the ponut
>>28168714
That OC is pretty cute. I really like her mane and tail.
>>28168714
Why are red & black OCs popular at all?
>>28168716
That dude draws some amazing ponuts.
>>28168724
And if you sniff long into a ponut, the ponut farts into you.
>>28168728
No idea.
>>28168733
Ponies don't fart.
Is this thing fucking up for anyone else?
>>28168749
No, it's just correctly decided that no episodes from here on out are canon.
>>28168754
nice meme
>>28168254
Didn't /a/ conclude that he was cheating on Tomoko with a horse and not the other way around?
>>28167664
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on
>>28168766
Yes.I thought it was kinda funny that some of them didn't know her VA voiced Dash
>>28168309
Because, lets be honest, for most episodes they would have to shoehorn her in. Unless they finally make an episode to flesh her out a bit more (and give her something like Luna's dream monitoring) their simply isn't much of a reason for her to appear in the episodes.
>>28168328
Silly momhorse
You can't all those scrolls
>>28168771
Glimmer makes me feel weird.
She makes me second guess my waifu and favorite pony.
>>28168785
But she's already taken, anon
>>28168772
I thought the whole ordeal was funny in general.
>>28168728
Black + Color works with anything.
It is always going to work, although it is against all possible rules of color theory because it's just so striking.
Most people never even bothered with color theory so the chance they'll happen on a good combination instead of the obvious but shitty black + X is almost nil.
>>28168745
>>28168785
I love school uniforms
>>28168794
a princess just isn't a princess until she has a student/lover of her own
>>28168794
Why does Twilight get all the cute unicorns?
>>28168794
I like to think their relationship is like Obi Wan and Anakin
great while it lasted, but its going to end badly for everyone
>>28168810
Me too. We should be friends.
Are you ready 2 fuk?
>>28167591
what a dumb filly
>>28168817
i wasn't aware obi-wan and anakin licked each other's sweet mare pussies right in the middle of the castle round table
>>28168826
Fuck off
>>28168826
Fuck off
>>28168829
Most fillies are dumb and innocent, Anon.
>>28168830
you weren't paying attention then
>>28168830
>he doesn't know about the expanded universe
>>28168838
expanded dongiverse, more like
>>28168826
>Pinkie
I want tocuddle her
Starlight's the changeling infiltrator.
>>28168835
I want to take advantage of the dumb and innocent fillies.
>>28168850
What a twist
Reminder that this week's episode is important
>>28168863
All episodes are important.
>>28168861Yes, meeting Sunburst could have easily blown her cover.
>>28168851
>you will never trick a filly into taking you into her home and fuck hermother while she sleeps
>>28168396
what is this webm anyways?
>>28168873
I like sleep sex and all, but you make it sound creepy.
>>28168873
>"HeLlO cUtIe!!!"
"How old are you?"
>"14!!!!"
"...Is your mother pretty?"
Bird up
>>28168883
While the filly sleeps, silly.
>>28168882
It's based on a fuckhuge GIF I found on Derpibooru. It's an excerpt from one of the previews for "Legend of Everfree", the new EqG movie.
It's part of some kind of dream scene where SciLight dreams about Midnight Sparkle or something.
It's also wonderfully re-contextualizable.
>>28168890
Oh. Alright, not creepy.
>>28168894
Ah
I thought it was a scene from the third one I had somehow blotted from my memoryit's kinda freaky. Makes me squirm in my chair watching it
good morning my little ponies
where's the noi
Your mare's colt wants to play.
>>28168912
But it's the afternoon.
>>28168919
She's gone.
>>28168920
Play with colt.Watch a nice movie with his mom while cuddled up on the sofa after he goes to bed
>>28168926
WHO'S THAT PONYMON?
>>28168951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
GAS GAS GAS
The fillies realized that you like to stare at their butts and are considering to wear more clothes from now on.
>>28168954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM&user=Addyszus17
>>28168956
But they stare at my butt.
>>28168956
I have some emergency filly panties they can wear
Pony is for sexual after she is tall enough to reach your dick with her tongue.
>>28168961
But you're not naked like them. They're a tail lift away from exposing their filly bits to everyone.
>>28168974
And that's why midgets are not allowed in Equestria.
>>28168823
>RD gets a boys' uniform.
>>28169035
Well she is the cutest boy on the show
>>28169057
>Draws a pony guy.
>Calls him a mare.
Why did Lauren do this?
>>28169066
>Lauren
literally who?
>>28169072
That girl who created 2channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig&user=TSPS07
NO ONE SLEEP IN PONYVILLE
>>28168703
2bf the human body is also covered in hair. IIRC the average human being has more hair than a chimpanzee
>>28169159
NERD
>sausage party is a huge hit
>more adult cartoon movies will follow
we are one step closer to a mlp movie with sex and nudity and nonstop sex jokes. its all i ever wanted.
>>28169189
I never should have made that wish on the monkey's paw
>>28169189
"Cutie Mark Crusaders: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
Please don't allow the fillies to see Sausage Party unless you want them to get a food fetish.
Would you kill, dismember and bury a filly with this shovel?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/FREE-SOLDIER-Outdoor-toolbox-shovel-multifunction-tool-kit-shovel-camping-vehicle-mounted-tools-and-equipment/32662766040.html
>>28169244
Kill yourself.
>>28169217
Filly can watch Coonskin instead
>>28169338
>>28169338
Take me down to the paradise filly where the flanks are blank and the mares are silly
>>28169369
RIP in pizzas wizardhorse
Derpy asked you to join her in abolishing the current world order.
>>28169433
How about I just demolish her ponut and we call it a day
>>28169433
NO GODS NO PRINCESSES
>>28169456
She'd demolish your pelvis first.
>>28169385
What would filly paradise would look like?
Are we going to get some changeling backstory this week?
Queen, attacks current whereabouts, that sort of thing...
>>28169510
Looks like it's just about Spike and the changeling so no
>>28169525
It could happen!
>>28169539
the hub is dead
deaaaaad
>>28169475
Anon's house where there are little ramps leading up to all the furniture which she's allowed on and no cookie jar is too high to reach
>>28169510
What I really want to know is why Sunburst has to travel back to the Crystal Empire
>>28169544
He lives there?
>>28169549
Exactly
Why would he need to travel back there if he already lives there
>>28169552
this may be hard to understand, but sometimes people do actually leave their homes
>>28169558
>implying Sunburst is a filthy normie
>>28169560
He has friends, a nice new job, and a mare that wants his dick
Seems pretty normie to me
>>28169587
>friends
Who?
>nice new job
He's a glorified babysitter
>a mare that wants his dick
I'm pretty sure she wants Trixie's marevag
>>28169614
Starlight and her friends.
A babysitter for royalty which is still a nice gig
Oh shit, I forgot about last season where Trixie was Glimmer's whole reason for doing anything.
>>28169647
I'll give you Starlight, but her friends are acquaintances at best
A babysitter for royalty is still just a babysitter
I didn't realize being childhood friends means wanting his dick
where the heck did starlight learn such powerful magic?
>>28169678
by being a very magic filly with a very magic cutie mark
>>28169678
mary sue
>>28169665
It's crazy to think Sunburst wouldn't become friends with Glimmer's friends when the theme of this entire show is friendship
A royal babysitter with a fancy title and also magic advisor to a newborn alicorn princess.
You don't start a cult just because your friend moved away unless you really want the dick
>>28169705
Is filly still good if she's been in the fridge for4 days?
>>28169705
Yeah, but they've met like once, it's hard to base a friendship on that
A royal babysitter with a fancy title is still just a babysitter, and I don't know where you got the magic advisor thing from
He was her only friend and like you said, the theme of the show is friendship, not wanting dicks
>>28169723
filly is probably a little chilly
you should let her out
#FillyLivesMatter
Please stop treating the fillies like servants.
Nyx wants a father figure.
>>28169752
why would I want to
I already have a cuddly stallion maid
>>28169728
You're really saying this in a show where it's not uncommon for the characters to make friends with someone after they've only met once?
A babysitter for royalty is still a nice job and it most likely pays well.
You don't start a colt over someone that's just a friend.
>>28169781
>You don't start a colt
>>28169787
>>28169787
Got colts on the brain at the moment.
>>28169787
japanese colt
>>28169787
I tried starting a colt once but the ripcord was too short
>>28169781
Yes, since their interactions were limited to Sunburst telling them what to do
Maybe it pays well, but so does being a trashman, and I wouldn't call that a nice job
Maybe not in real life, but in a world that's literally all about friendship? You probably could
For that matter, you don't start a cult over a crush either
>>28169806
And you don't think they became friends after the fact? You think we won't see him palling around with the other six in his next appearance?
I'd definitely call being a trashman a nice job. I'd call any job that pays you a decent wage a nice job. And I certainly don't think anyone that's not considered a "normie", by pony standards at least, would be working for royalty
Yes you do.
>>28169823
Maybe, but I'm arguing about the actual canon here
>yes you do
No you fucking don't
https://derpibooru.org/1225563
>>28169838
>Maybe, but I'm arguing about the actual canon here
So am I.
>No you fucking don't
You totally do. That's like the only reason to start a cult
meep meep
>>28169869
Would you start a cult in the name of your waifu
I think you like fillies too much.
>>28169902
hell fuckin yeah buddy
>>28169904
Well I started with one but then got another one cause she needed a friend but the filly stir had triplets so I got those then decided to make it an even dozen
they're addicting
>>28169904
I like colts, too.
>>28169905
Gross.
>>28169869
>image.png
>>28169844
>so am I
Why are you arguing about things that didn't happen in the show then?
>That's like the only reason to start a cult
The top reasons for starting a cults are money and power, followed by people who actually believe in their ideology
Starlight obviously didn't care about the first two, but she definitely fits into the third one
And her ideology stems from losing her only friend due to his cutie mark
And since the show states that friendship is pretty much the most important thing, I'm inclined to believe it actually was just because of a lost friendship
>>28169904
I can quit fillies whenever I want.
>>28169925
>Why are you arguing about things that didn't happen in the show then?
Like what?
>And her ideology stems from losing her only friend due to his cutie mark
So you're saying she started a cult over some dick?
>>28169921
>sunlove
that would be a pretty fun cult
>>28169869
I want to impregnate that pegasus.
They fucked up the faces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf7D_IE7G8o
>>28169869
Dash should neigh and snort more often
>>28169952
I wonder if she'd find it offensive if I made whinnying and neighing noises at her
>>28169941
>sunlove
>less of a cult and more of a meetup where people make friends and maybe find someone nice to date
>>28169968
I'd join it
>>28169978
I think we all know that's a lie
>>28169980I think that actually sounds really fun, I'd totally join
>>28169978
Do you think you can make it through the initiation?
>>28169947
these look more cute than the real eqg
>>28169993
W-what is it?
>>28170000
First you mustmake a new friend with the first stranger you meetthen you mustbrighten up another person's day using only the power of love
Only then will you be allowed to join.
>>28170027
>First you must make a new friend with the first stranger you meet
Guess I won't be able to join after all
>>28170034
just try it anon
YOU CAN DO IT
>>28170027
I could probably do this if I lived in Equestria where everyone is cute friendly ponies
>>28169369
That was a pretty great episode. We are getting another "Glimmer makes friends" one, don't we?
>>28170048
I could do it if the first stranger I meet is a cute pony
>>28170051
>arrive in Equestria
>you see a cute pony approaching
>years of reading all those fan fictions about how ponies would be terrified of such an alien looking creature scramble around your head
>the cute pony stops inches in front of you and smiles, waving
>"do you want to be my new friend?"
>oh - that was easy
>>28170057
Yeah
>>28170057
sort of?
it sounds more like Glimmer's Lesson Zero to me
>>28170078
That mare is really proud of her butt
>>28170099
proud butts can be hot but I usually prefer shy butts
>>28170099
ponies have pretty good butts
>>28170099
As she should be
>>28169997
They ruined the cuteness with this line right there.
What's wrong with burgerfags? They can't think for 2 seconds? Holy hell.
>>28170128
>What's wrong with burgerfags?
dude what
>>28170116
Some of them have great butts.
you interrupted filly's TAS run of her day
now she'll never set the world record for filly things
>>28170160
No filly of mine will be a TAS runner rather than a RTA runner
>>28170064
you must practice on people before you can move on to ponies
Daily reminder the burger mares at the Greasy Slut DO have cocks unlike the princesses and regular mares who DO NOT have cocks
>>28170165
filly clipped through the picnic table to build up speed to get away from your nonsense
>>28170167
I thought ponies would be easier to deal with than people.
>>28170170
princesses do not have cocks
they have very large megacocks
>>28170064
A CUTE PONY APPEARS RIGHT BEFORE YOU
SHE'S STARING AT YOU LIKE SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU BUT SHE SEEMS A BIT NERVOUS
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>Talk to her
>Flee
>>28170188
>boop
>>28170188
play with her ears
>>28170177
cross species friendshipping entails certain challenges
they want to be sure you have mastery of basic friendship before you take on such challenges
>>28170170
I love futa and all, but I go to the greasy slut when I'm not in the mood for dicks.
>>28170198
>tfw no Greasy Slut but with burger stallions instead of mares
>>28170188
>rape
StallionMilkshakeParlor
>>28170197
Why am I not a pony in this scenario
>>28170207
because if you were a pony you wouldn't be having any problems with the friendship part in the first place!
>>28170198
I just want to eat one of the ponies at the greasy slut
>>28170132
What's wrong with these 外人?
better now?
>>28170206
>ordering an extra thick vanilla
>>28170206
>>28170220
>freshly churned
>>28170217
You mean eat out one of the ponies at the Greasy Slut, right?Right?
>>28170189
>>28170193
You boop the little mare. She can't help but giggle.
You begin playing with her ears. She seems a little confused at first but she just assumes this is how humans greet each other and it's not like it doesn't feel nice.
Pony introduces herself and then ask for your name
What do you do?
>>28170203
You are banned from being friends with a pony.
>>28170232
I do not
>>28170217
I don't think they're on the menu.
>>28170233
Lean down and wait for her to reciprocate the demonstrated standard human greeting
>>28170245
pony starts nibbling your ear
>>28170218
>Flash sentry the character with maybe 15 minutes of screentime gets his own toy
I will never understand this. You could literally write him out of all the movies and nothing would change.
Did you think about worshipping Celestia's motherly cock today?
>>28170241
tattoos do not fit on a pony
>>28170255
yeah, actually
>>28170206
>>28170220
>>28170227
>I got a boner from these posts alone
>>28170260
Says you.
>>28170269
For a moment I thought this was porn.
>>28170255
I don't believe in Celestia
This poor stallion needs some rest
>>28170268
go on
drink it all
>>28170233
Introduce ourselves I suppose
>>28170279
he could use a better puppet too
>>28170245
>>28170285
You and pony are now friends.
You have permission to touch her cutie mark.
>>28170297
do not puppet shame the ponies
>>28170320
>>28170320
>>28170320
Never escape the door to door cookies.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.