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>>28720737
Why does this bother you?

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He plucked her from an alternate dimension then put her back.

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>>28720744
Which one is the original?

>>28720625
Sniff her butt

>>28720625
Lick her tears followed by her armpits.

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>>28720625

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So, now that someone's making green for us, are we allowed a constant thread like everyone else?

>>28706049
>It's been a few days since you and Pinkie's attempt at playing family
>Emphasis on attempting
>But luckily Mr and Mrs Cake were merciful enough to give you and Pinkie a day off and so you are both heading over to the local Hayburger to meet up with the girls
>Holding open the door for Pinkie you both step inside only for you to be hit by the the smell of both fresh cut grass and burning fat
>A strange combination but it comes together to make an oddly sweet smell
>Spotting Rainbow and Applejack in a large corner booth you and Pinkie head over to join them
>As you get closer you start to hear an argument brewing between them
>"How can you be so darn thick headed? we plow the fields, we plant the seeds, we grow the food, you just don't have a solid argument here"
>"Pffft please AJ, the only way your seeds grow is with the sun, and if we didn't clear the sky of clouds or provide the rain when needed, all of your precious food wouldn't be able to grow"
>"NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE RD!"
"Mom, dad, please stop fighting"
>Hearing your voice snaps both of them out of their argument, turning their attention to you and Pinkie
>"Ummm how long have you y'all been there?"
"About a minute"
>Both of the girls sheepishly shrink into their seats in embarrassment, meanwhile you and Pinkie slip into the seat opposite them
"So what were you two getting so heated about?"
>Giving an exasperated sigh Applejack accusingly points a hoof at Rainbow Dash
>"Rainbow over here said that pegasi are ultimately the most important race to the Equestrian eco-system, of course I said that's a load of horse apples cause us earth ponies are the ones what keep the food on the table and the wilder parts of nature like the Everfree forest from getting out of hoof but she just won't let up"
>"Yeah, cause you're wrong, if we didn't pump out rain clouds to keep Equestria from going into a drought, or didn't clear the skies to keep the sun shining on your crops they'd be ruined"

>>28720544
>The two girls go back to arguing muzzle to muzzle
>Seeing how their argument is just going the way of a good ol' fashion 4chins argument you decide that the menu is suddenly the most interesting thing in this pastel-coloulred world
>Looking through the menu you see countless variations on salad
>Hay Salad Plain
>Hay Salad with Grass
>Hay Salad with Fruit
>Fruit Salad with Hay (get your salad tossed right before your eyes)
>Wait what
>Doing a double take you decide to move onto this place's namesake
>This looks much more appetizing, its still all just fruit and hay but some of it is grilled in fat
>Turning to Pinkie for some possible advice you see her not even bothering with the menu, instead choosing to use you like a pillow, softly rubbing herself up and down your arm
>Not wanting to disturb her too much you bring your other hand down to her chest fluff and begin running your fingers through the super deluxe soft fur
>As your fingers run through the fur you swear that you hear a light purr coming from Pinkie
>Wait ponies can purr?
>Well they can now apparently
>Hearing somepony clearing their throat behind you, you begrudgingly turn your attention to the source of the noise
>There stands the rest of group, Starlight included
>Twilight and Fluttershy sit beside Applejack and Rainbow Dash, both of which are still deep in their argument over the master race
>Meanwhile Rarity and Starlight sit on you and Pinkie's side of the booth
>Well Starlight does, Rarity is having a bit of trouble what with you taking up two seats
>Picking up Pinkie and placing her onto your lap you shift to the end of the booth making enough room for Rarity to sit down
>Not wanting any awkward silence Rarity turns to you
>"So good to see you again Anonymous, how are you settling into things after that whole..."
>Rarity clears her throat and is clearly considering her next words
>"...ordeal?"

>>28720463
Tell pony that I didn't mean it and that I'm sorry. Give pony some chocolate ice cream and ask pony if there's something else I can do for pony. Hug pony if pony is OK with it.

>>28720463
Depends on the pony?

But yeah, apologise and offer to make up for it.

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>>28720477
You're a cool guy.

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>>28720378
>suggestions for the S7 chart
I would say Celestia episode but that'll never happen.

>>28720378
Even so, still no bingo. What a fucking surprise.

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>>28720391
In the end, we actually did worse than last year too.

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WIN A PRIZE

shes not a fat fuck but kinda huge for a horse so id say about 300kg

20 stone

I want Glimmer dead.

>>28719732
>fandom wants
Hasjew is out to make shekels, plain and fucking simple, just ignore this if you don't like it.

>>28719755
>Hasjew is out to make shekels
And they do that by making what the fans want. They don't make stuff that the fandom DOESN'T want because that won't sell.

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NEET grills are my fetish.

>>28719669
Which is why Moondancer was portrayed as completely healthy and not a blubbering mess who failed because of one bad incident.

DYEWTS, OP?

>>28719696
The female NEET was portrayed as healthy and the male NEET as a mess. Your right, I don't see why would anyone think that's sexist.

>>28719611
To sell toys.

ponies are not good at confrontation
They want her to go cool off so they can make friends with her later.

>her plans got BTFO yet again
>her entire fucking army readily jumped at the opportunity to betray her for their own benefit (and could now easily betray any secret resources she could possibly fall back on)
>she got yet another glimpse of just how damn resourceful even magic-less ponies are against the likes of her, not even counting the top-tier heavy hitters who were all gathered there in one place
Her threats were all bark. Heat-of-the-moment spite that she had no hope of acting on and getting away with. At that point it'd have just been excess to smack her around even more, even if she was an outrageously malicious cunt. But then again, the least they could've done is let Cadance slap her shit for cucking her that one time and abducting her and her family - including her baby.

>>28719573
I for one am excited. If it is indeed the last season we get, it's been a damn fine ride. I'd do it all over again with every single one of you glorious faggots.

>>28719573
>Disintegrating fandom
I don't know, I'm seeing a lot of people joining recently, so we may actually be growing very slowly. Hope the 2017 movie can help us alot.

>>28719573
>implying it will ever be as bad again as the season 2 hiatus
Even the OP image is from the season 2 hiatus.

>>28719434
That's what you get for trying to date a horse

>>28719434
FLUTTERKEKS
WHEN
WILL
THEY
EVER
LEARN

>>28719434
yes, there's this wonderful girl named "noose"

>>28719383
Because she's repulsive.

>>28719383
Is is well done?
I mean, does it loyal to how original plays?
I never played DDP/SMB2.

>>28720159
It's just a sprite hack, so it should play exactly the same

>>28719340
She murdered them.

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>>28719340
No one cares.
Where the fuck is Sunsets family?

>>28719357
No one cares.
Where the fuck is Starlight's family?

>>28719298
>blindly

Fuck off shitposter

Herd mentality.

>>28719298
I hate that she had so much more potential that writers fucked up.
>>28719337
I see what you did ther

>>28719296

Fluttercucks getting blown on a daily basis

To have fluttershy as a waifu is to be cucked, so is the natural way of the world

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>>28719296
It's been too long since esforce has made a visit.