Is Trixie a virgin?
>>28732092
She has a dick.
Is Trixie a cute?
>>28732092
No, I fucked her.
Let's say you are chosen by Hasbro to write the long awaited Celestia episode. What kind of episode would you give her?
>>28732045
Let's say you're chosen by 4chan to make a shitty prompt thread. What do you make?
>>28732045
It would be like The Office and fallow a normal day in Canterlot with nobles demanding wacky things that she turns down.
>>28732045
It would be about her trying to figure out where all the cake went. She'd scour Canterlot interrogating random ponies she suspects may have hidden it.
>glimposters
>anti-glimposters
>nyxposters
>fluttercuck bait
>EQG in general
when's hiroshimoot deleting this board?
never
>>28731918
never
>>28731918
never
When do you think the couple will announce that they're expecting?
never
>cuckmemers
>>28731907
When her body stops rejecting the fetuses and the pregnancy finally sticks.
You know, like that one lady everyone likes.
For me:
S1 7/10
S2 7/10
S3 7/10
S4 7/10
S5 7/10
S6 7/10
S7 7/10
3 woohoos
>>28731792
>He thinks 7/10 is neutral/average
>>28731900
Nah, I'm saying it's all good.
Ask akinator to find your waifu. Try to make it pony or eqg's related
25-30 answers: Your waifu is a cocklusting slut who loves dick and fucks everything she can.
31-35: Your waifu is a slut who will betray you if you don't fulfill her lust for cock
36-40: Your waifu was a slut in the past, but will stay faithful to you
41-45: Your waifu is and was pure and she will blush when you try to hold her hoof/hand
46+: This is the purest form of waifu and nothing can tarnish her faithfulness.
Bonus
Pick answers that are you but swap your gender
>>28731677
My waifu isJunebug
So I am sure she is 100% pure and not even there in his index
>15
What does that mean?
King Thorax
He got big hands.
>>28731583
When you put it like that, it's actually not shit.
>>28731590
>hooray !!! Retired Sergent R Lee Ermey here !!!
have you ever wonder how pony come to throwing stone to casting some serious megaspell !!!
>Because today in this thread we are going to talk about Spell casting
>>28731221
I'm ready to learn
>>28731221
Is it weird that I heard this in his voice?
>>28731221
Go on...
Took them, what, 5 seasons to get around to making a bird in the hoof toy?
Either way, with the new MLP logo and new pony designs, what's everyone's thoughts on the new redesigned toys with the Curved snouts?
>>28730594
A step in the right direction for the next six seasons.
i want
that looks good
>show turns to shit
>They finally start making good toys
God damnit.
hi guys, sad anon here.
i just cheated on my waifu with a 3d woman.it's a shame. I wanted to become a wizard, the point is, I really feel like shit, plus kisses and cuddles are fucking boring and absolutely not for me.
is this the purest form of autism?
>>28730492
Nope, you don't have to worry about anything anymore. The way to Equestria is now permanently barred, as well as the arcane ways of wizardry. You should get out there and start enjoying the normie life like you deserve.
>>28730492
You deserve to feel like shit for cheating on her you digusting faggot.
>>28730492
Who is your waifu anon?
>can't teleport
>can't shapeshift things
>not even a single shield spell
So you mean to tell me that she's been close friends with the princess of friendship/magic for years and the best she can do is levitating small objects and gem finding? What a scrub.
are you retarded
>>28730479
>hurr what is a special talent that comes with your cutie mark
>durr i dont even watch the show
she doesn't suck, she just doesn't want to get better
>Previous season
>Hate Starlight Glimmer because of her fanbase
>This season
>Hate Starlight Glimmer because she's the most poorly made characterr ever
Is there literally anything redeemable about her?
>>28730466
No, shit character all around, get it off the fucking show now.
>Posts EqG
>Thinks he can talk about anything being poorly made
>>28730476
At least it's better than the show.
What happened to Owlowiscious?
>>28730239
Who cares?
>>28730239
He ded.
>>28730239
Kicked out to make room for Starlight.
That room she's staying in was his, but the little shit refused to pay rent.
Should Twilight get her own guards, all the other princesses do.
>>28730215
Sure, why not?
>>28730215
Are the guards for the princesses though or for the kingdoms?
Ponyville isn't a capital, so it's need for guards seem a little out there
Considering how easy it is to sneak into her castle and villains have done so multiple times, yes.
So when's she coming back to EQGland? Scitwi sucks.
>Scitwi sucks
That's someone's waifu you're talking about jesus christ man.
>>28730155
Whenever the writers demand it.
I think SciTwi is pretty cute.
>>28730155
>the satisfied smirk
Cute.