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>>28739656
Hasbro wouldn't care so long as DHX still produces the show for them, and so long as people continue buying merch.

>>28739656

Nothing at all, they only want more money

>>28739656

>male horse on human female

underrated fetish, I wish there could be more of this on /mlp/, but of course there can't because of the retarded Anon self-insert mandate and no hooves meme

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The only way to establish a correct timeline of events after triggering an instance of DPC-169-1 is to listen to a verbal account of actions taken after the fact. In all reported cases of DPC-169-1 the end result was the same:

- All parties remained irrationally angry and irritated with one another for two to three days after exiting DPC-169. Best friends before the experience will act as if they do not know the other pony, actively avoiding contact with them.

-Any and all food the affected ponies bought along with them into DPC-169 ended up dumped into it's waters. If no food was on the pony during an active instance of DPC-169-1 then [DATA EXPUNGED]

-Any waterbound craft inevitably was scuttled and sank to the bottom of the cove, never to reappear or resurface. To this date no ships that have sunken in the cove have been found. The waters of the inlet reach _ feet at there deepest. This means that no party has ever drowned in the cove, despite the ship disappearances. All ponies affected invariably simply trot back to shore.

Two to three days after exposure to DPC-169 all parties soon forget their experiences and behave as if nothing had happened. When questioned about the experience the pony will usually state that nothing of note happened, and that the cove was boring or uneventful. To this day all efforts to recover any missing food or scuttled ships have turned up nothing, with all ponies involved in instances of DPC-169-1 calmly denying they had bought food along or ever disagreed with their companions. The fact that the ship they were on itself sunk has never illicited more than a bored eye-roll, with one subject commenting that "luxury cruisers never sink".

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>>28739733
What does DPC mean, and why isn't it S.C.P only with a different name; like S.M.I.L.E Containment Procedures or something?

Hell, SMILE is pretty much already the SCP foundation.

Sorry, I accidentally said Shark Punching Center.

>>28739733
Designated Paranormal Containment, or Dear Princess Celestia. I didn't want to simply ape off of the SCP name. I am aware of SMILE, I just wanted to be a special snowflake. Maybe just rolling it into SMILE would be a good idea

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>>28738959
it only just occured to me that flash has a shield cutie mark.

ARE THEY RELATED?!

>>28738959
>Wat do?
Hide thread.
>Who do you inject?
You, with a lethal dose.

'Nam sure took his toll on him.

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I want Glimmer fed.

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I want Glimmer well-read.

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I want Glimmer in bed.

>>28738533
You're to stupid to function anon. It's a show for little girls they're not going to make one of the main characters an unwed mother with a creature that's not her own species.

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>>28738533
>he outright says that is dumb and aint happening
>doesn't even make sense in canon show not even for fluttercord shippers
>still trying to push this meme
Please, i like this couple, but there's no way they would pull pregnancy before wedding or even official dating episodes(episodes that reveal them dating officially)

>>28738546
How dare you. It's {current year}.

twilight is less cute because she is no longer vulnerable

prove me wrong

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>>28738414
Unicorn Twilight >>>>>> Princess Twilight

>>28738417
>she is no longer vulnerable
When was she vulnerable? Shes a powerful unicorn. She could defeat almost any other pony easily.
Fluttershy, Rarity, and Ponks are really the only vulnerable ones.

>>28738210
Because Discord is significantly more serious about his relationship with Fluttershy than Spike is to Rarity.

>>28738210
Suuuuure, whatever helps you convince yourself your waifu isn't being fucked senseless by Discord's chaos dick

>>28738210
they're both adults, which is sparity's major undermine

>>28738129
November 2012.

>>28738129
March of this year. Stopped in August.

>>28738129
October 2010

>>28738032
I'd much rather kick her shit in at Nim.

>>28738032
You can't recreate the magic that BrownieTown made.
You simply can't.

>>28738032
Wasn't this already a thing like a month ago?

I want Glimmer dead.

>>28737401
It's definitely happening, anybody with a brain can see that. The question is when?

Can someone write a cupcakes style fanfiction involving the brutal dismemberment and cruelty towards Starlight Glimmer? I need new whacking material and I have a huge fucking hate boner.

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>>28737275
>would you like a boy or a girl?
¿Por qué no los dos?

shed be a girl of course,
a cute little filly.
i dont really have the imagination to think up a name.
but she would be somehow retarded like scoots so that she would require extra super fuckton of shitloads of hugs and kisses and love and hugs.
not the gross kinda retarded but the cute kind. weak wings, horn cant lift stuff etc.

>>28737275
Both. And I would name them after my grandparents.

I want Glimmer dead.

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>>28737163
>sunshit
>any better than shitlight

Shimmerfags are the worst on the board. Not only do they have a shit tier waifu, they all act like redditors.

>>28737225
Shitlighters act like 9gaggers

oh boy

It had a place once but now it's just all autism. That's all you need to know.

We had once been the largest fandom on this site. And as a way of keeping everyone happy, we was given a containment board and told that all pony related things go here.

However, even though we have dwindled in numbers rules are rules to mods and admins, so no pony except mlp.

>>28736817
Wake up

>>28736817

Insert the pony into my urethra

eat skittles

>>28736809
Anyone who uses their favorite pone to spam or shitpost. So glimmer and shimmer mostly.

>>28736809
Your favourite one.