>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and after saving your daughter from a corrupt Royal Guard, you just want to relax at home with your friends and newfound family.
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>As far as celebrations go, tonight has gone fairly well thus far. The mead flows freely and songs of jubilation help drown out the subtle squeaking of beds upstairs.
>Hopefully Princess Celestia will be gentle on Prism...at least at first.
>You can always bill the Princess for any damages if it comes down to that.
>And speaking of celebrations, you have your own little party arranged with Rough Diamond and Honey Belle. The two have since departed back to Belle's place, giving you time to clean up shop and make sure the inn is in safe hooves while you are out.
>The question is, who's safe hooves shall you leave the inn to? Probably best to find somebody responsible and not piss-drunk.
Input action.
>rape
>>28658074
How's our cow friend doing? If she's coherent I vote her.
>>28658074
wispy? we just rescued her so may as well put her back to "work"
Catch up here: https://www.anonpone.com/delivery/
It's a long sleep and you try every position in the book. It gets dirty, filthy, sweaty. You cuddle ALL NIGHT LONG.
You briefly consider you'll need a plan just in case you need a night alone, but consider how you've probably ended up on top of the pile, outside the pile and under the bed, all the while getting perhaps the absolute best night's sleep you've ever had. You wake up in a sort of hug position where everyone is hugging everyone else and carefully wind a hoof through the forest of limbs and switch your alarm clock off, looking it for a minute.
It's the last day of the week. And you feel a sense of dread, remembering the strange griffon who offered you rewards if you succeeded and punishment if you failed to deliver all of your packages for the work week. You are also not sure how much money you'll be getting in your paycheck, so that's a bit of a hoofbiter, although less of a concern with... three new roommates.
Still though, there's a sense of finality. And two stallions and a mare clinging to you. Your last day 'til the end of the week. How do you start?
>>28641089
So we could start up with a blow-job to Pinch or some other sexy thing, but it's funnier if we position the two stallions against each other and fondle their nether bits until they wake up frotting. Then we can laugh and call them gay.
>>28641089
Obviously by drawing a mustache on Sunny.
>>28641089
Let's get out of this pile and take a shower and then make every pony breakfast.
What happened to today's comic thread? Does just no one care?
>>28743351
The guy that usually does it died in that balloon accident.
>>28743351
didn't this come out like two weeks ago
Would you still banged them knowing that probably most of them are males in disguise?
>>28743259
See, it's that "probably" that turns me on.
Of course I would.
>>28743259
Joke's on you.
There can never be enough Futashy in the world.
>>28743259
>most of them are males in disguise
I fail to see the problem here.
Just a reminder that them's fightin herds is not related to MLP and artists can stop making art and plushies of it. So sick of seeing it.
>>28742985
Sounds like you don't know how to filter,faggot.
>>28743104
nobody cares about you game mom
>>28742985
reported for nonMLP related content
Go on, give it a kiss. You know it is your destiny
MUAH MUAH MUAH
I don't like my destiny then. I had to pay $40 to get things that were promised from the beginning.
>>28742750
>Sunset wears a minidress just to emphasize how her butt looks in those jeans
Remember that time when Applejack almost gave Twilght her left leg haven't Rainbow Dash interrupted.
>>28742494
Why is the image smaller than it is in >>28740899
>>28742494
>saving a thumbnail
you fucked up
>>28742500
You saved the thumbnail, you dumb cunt.
Filly :Would you fuck one Edition
>>28742068
I would raise oneto be the perfect sexual partneryes, if that's what you meant.
>>28742068
inb4
>pedos REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28742080
I welcome them.
I come humbly before /mlp/ in the hopes of providing decent lulz. If you're interested, read on.
I'm considering attending my first pone-related convention, which would likely be in Washington. For the sake of your amusement, I am willing to make quite the scene.
One idea I had was to buy 20 or 30 very small music players with speakers and have them play that "Throw his ass out, HE'S A NIGGER!" speech at random intervals throughout the con. My room mate would take backpacks with me and do this for 3 days straight or until we got caught.
Any similar ideas? Better ideas? I'm looking to get banned from a con for good.
>>28741402
>Better ideas
Take a long walk off a short bridge.
>>28741414
What a waste of pretty digits.
>>28741402
so youre going to place these players at various locations throughout the con?
Do it.
Also get really fucking high itll make shit even funnier
have we finally won?
>>28741145
>"VINYL IS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD~"
>"VINYL IS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE SEA~"
>>28741145
>filename: derpi source
you fucked it up
>>28741201
wasn't my thread
How long ago did you finally give up on the show, /mlp/?
>>28740772
>abloo bloo muh show dead
>b-b-but i can't stop coming here to complain cuz muh ride doznt ends
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>28740772
never. I still love it
>>28740772
>Giving up on the show before Glimmer becomes an alicorn
Ponies seem to think you are a salt lick. What do?
>>28740191
sit back and enjoy it.
>>28740191
Get the fuck off me, annoying frankku horse.
>>28740928
/thread
good night /mlp/
good night you two
>>28740135
good night sweet pea :3c
>>28740135
I've watched all of MLP: FiM, Totally Legit Recaps, Mentally Advanced Series, Ultra Fast Pony, Friendship is Witchcraft, and some other stuff I might have forgotten.
Gimme a way to watch pones.
Play with the dolls.
>>28739927
Read fan fiction.
>>28739927
You have reached the end of the ponies.
You must now go to the ponies, find the bleach.
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>>28739858
Post your sheets.
>>28739924
http://pastebin.com/6dTx6i08
>>28739924
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM