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>>28742954
This thread doesn't die 'til I do or the story ends

>>28737431
>That familiar numbing sensation overtakes your body once more
>Slowly you allow it to build, drifting into it like you would a dream
>As you feel your body relax and fall to the ground your mind goes blank

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>You are currently walking beside your would-be father-in-law Igneous into the deeper parts of the rock field
>You say would-be as this stubborn old pony refuses to give you and his daughter his stupid blessing
>I mean what more does he want? you couldn't be happier than you are right now having Pinkie Pie in your life and the fact she refuses to leave your side for more than a points to the fact that she probably feels the same way
>Despite all this and the support you two are getting from the rest of the family he stay stalwart in his refusal to give you his blessing
>Even Pinkie has gotten to the point where she's willing to go through the wedding without it but you have to try
>Pinkie's family is very traditional, even more so than the Apple family
>Because of this you want to try an honor one of the few traditions you know that actually passed over from Earth when you came here, getting the father's blessing
>You want to prove to Igneous and the rest of the Pie family that you're willing to put in the work to make Pinkie happy
>But it's not just for them, it's for Pinkie herself too
>That mare, Celestia damn it she has done so much for you here, more than you could ever repay her for, but you're gonna show her that you're willing to give everything to make her feel as loved as she's made you feel
>Starting with convincing Igneous to bless the wedding
>He said that he refused to have any further discussion in the matter unless it was done in private which means one of two things
>This is your last chance to win him over
>Or he intends to bludgeon you to death with a rock then use that rock as your tombstone

>>28743012
>The fact you can never get a clear read on his face doesn't give any indication as to which comes next
>You almost find yourself losing your balance as Igneous abruptly stops in front of you forcing you to halt before you trip over the stallion
>Looking around you find yourself well away from the farm house, nothing but you, rocks and Igneous for miles and miles
>Not including that town you've heard the family mention every now and then
>Turning to Igneous, he is now facing you, classic stoic face and all
>This stallion always gave off an unnerving vibe about him, whilst you try to hold your composure you still find yourself nervously rubbing the back of your neck
>"Well Anonymous here we are. Should you have any reason as to why I should bless the joining of you and our daughter in holy matrimony, speak them now"
>You find yourself jumping ever so slightly when Igneous finally decides to speak up
>Sadly his question throws you of and you find your mind coming up blank
>Just like every important exam you ever took
>Focusing yourself you try putting together a solid argument, yet come up with none
>As you stand there Igneous simply shakes his head
>"Just as we thought"
>As he begins to head back to the house you find your mind going into overdrive, desperately trying to damage control the situation
>When still nothing comes you slump your shoulders in defeat
"I love her Igneous"
>This stops Igneous dead in his tracks, ears perking up to catch your hushed voice
>Turning to face you once more his posture shows that you now have his attention once more
>"Continue"
>Standing up straight and running a hand through your hair, you let out a sigh to find your mind empty once more, empty of all things except for images of Pinkie, when you met that fateful thanks to the help of Sid
>When you proposed to her under your old willow tree
>The memories bring tears to your eyes and a smile to your face
"That's it"

>>28743016
>Turning to Igneous his eyes are slightly squinted and his head is tilted to the side
>"What doth thou mean?"
"I mean that's it man, that's the only reason I got, and the only reason I need, I love her"
>Igneous' mouth hangs slightly agape as his eyes take on a look of disbelief at your words
>"Surely thou cannot be serious Anonymous"
>You simply shrug your shoulders
"What other reason would I need"
>"Having the Choosing Stone confirm your bond to our Pinkie would make for a moderate start"
>Igneous snorts at you and you find that as he gets slightly more agitated he uses less traditional phrasing
>You chuckle slightly to yourself at the mention of that stupid stone
>This only earns you a deep glare from Igneous
"Look Igneous, I don't need a glorified rock to tell me that me and Pinkie are meant to be together. That I love her. Cause I know that plenty enough already, thanks to this"
>You point to your chest to emphasize your point
"Feeling my heart skip a beat, feeling like I can't breathe, just by looking at Pinkie tells me everything I need to know"
>"Such things are still not enough for my Pinkie!"
"Then what is enough Igneous!"
>"For one! Being able to give her children! Being able to give her the love she needs, that she deserves!"
"Oh what and I can't give her that love! HUH?! and why would that be!"
>"BECAUSE KNOWING HOW YOU USED TO ACT YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT SIMPLE COMMON COURTESY!"
>As the conversation goes on you and Igneous' voice grow into booming yells, echoing across the plains
"ALRIGHT! FINE! I WAS AN ASSHOLE WHEN I CAME HERE! I WAS! BUT PINKIE HELPED ME AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE IGNEOUS! I AM TRYING TO BE COURTEOUS! I AM! BUT YOU ARE MAKING THAT VERY DIFFICULT WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!"
>"SHE ONLY HELPED YOU BECAUSE SHE HAS BECOME NAIVE FROM BEING AWAY FROM THE FARM FOR SO LONG!"

>>28738538
Who would you like to dom you? http://www.strawpoll.me/11506399

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>>28738538
>see pic
jesus christ
>see subject
oh lord above
>see description
oh sweet satan
can't wait to see where this goes

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>>28738538
>multiple choices
What to do, what to do?

I'm still baffled as to why there's a lack of this particular fetish here, while we've got plenty of far worse ones.

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>>28736924
Is this thicc?

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>>28736930
Y-Yes. Yes it is.

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>>28736924
>Pinkie and AJ have the smallest rumps
Incorrect

https://aryion.com/g4/view/295668

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Friendly reminder; don't pull a Kip unless you can pull it off. That goes out to all wannabe authors who wanna advertise themselves here.

>>28732127
Shelter from rain, fire, and bullets is about all you need.

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>>28724543
stand by for new update, with 50% more schizophrenia-influenced hallucinations

>>28724543
>Thread died at 496 replies
Eh, it ran it's natural course. Now I want to see more green from everyone.

Discord is watching. Incoming Draconeequs in next update

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>>28722165
Oh look! A rare donks!

I've updated the pastebin on the database, now I don't have the time to write.
I'll continue on the evening

Second

The last thread is still up tho

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Obligatory skeleton posting.

>>28698485
Dude. Then hips tho. Spookily hot.

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Less spooky, more costumey

>>28680656
no thanks

Something in the >>>/trash/.

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>>28680656

Royalty

Previous thread: >>28474090

>>28655743
>Ponybones is still M.I.A.
>Posted last night.
So, are we just assuming that's his default setting because he might disappear at any moment?

>>28656154
Pretty much. And I keep forgetting to change it when I make the new thread

>>28820861
Reassure her it's okay, then flip her around to drink from her other end and continue watching the movie.

>>28820861
unf

>>28820861
So her coke acts as a digestive fluid? Am I drinking the remnants of things she's eaten? God that's hot, I hope she ate something alive.

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>>28834871
>"Anon, my parents are dead!"

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>>28834871
No Sunset, you're toast.
And my preserves will finally be rewarded.

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>>28834871
>"Anon, I'm smart!"

1) Pbooru is your friend
2) See you in a week

>>28834732
>Pbooru
wow there in full But I still like to know why is this art being taken off other accounts?

No idea, maybe he just decided to wipe all his art from the internet

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>>28834492
Just use the patch, but do the thread anyway.

You're an autist for showing off your power level either way.

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rolll

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6 decides shape, ignore the origin of pictures (ded game)

>>28834184
He always answers the phone with "Moe's Tavern."

Way to ruin your thread before it even begins, faggot.

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>>28834184
>Yes hello I'm looking for a Donkey named Punch

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>>28834208
Um... Just a minute. I'll check

Anyone goes by the name Punch!?