SIMPLY DIVINE DARLING!
*harpsichord music*
>>28841089
PONY SIMULATOR THREAD INCOMING
Pleeeeeease?
*sad banjo music*
MAGA
*democrat cries*
Would you drink it?
>>28839846
That? Maybe.
Milk straight from Pinkie PIe's tits? Absolutely.
>>28839846
>Pinkie on the label.
>APPLE FLAVOR.
>>28839851
>That? Maybe.
>Milk straight from Pinkie PIe's tits? Absolutely.
I want to suckle her like a newborn babe
...then rape her until she passes out from pain and pleasure.
So what are you guys doing this time around in the hiatus?
>>28839779
Enjoying the butthurt of CTR and liberals.And getting ready for the butthurt of /pol/ when Trump delegates change sides.
>>28839779
The fuck do you think I'm doing.
Being stuck here with the influx of newfags and redditor scum.Oh wait, that's every day.
>>28839783
too soon
I need four little ponies to hold, cuddle and care for in my life.
c-can I be one of them?
>>28839610
I know this feel, friend.
>>28839616
Pie sisters only.
Would you give Trixie peanut butter crackers all the time to make her a happy horse? I would.
>>28839115
No, only when she behaves well.
>>28839115
No, but I think if seth went to his bed it would make me a happy anon
>>28839115
Sure. Trixie is a good horse and deserves to be treated well.
good night /mlp/
>>28838974
Kill yourself, faggot.
You and your 'meme master' boyfriend tardwrangler.
>>28838977
>bumping
>replying
well done, meme master. i really hope you die a horrible death
You forgot to clear your browser history for the past 24 hours, and the CMC are now looking through it.
How fucked are you?
Depends on alot of things mostly how cool rarity and aj are, it can do from, fucked, they know i been taking pics of everyones wet pussies and sending them on forms to I am literally swimming in mare juices right now...
>>28837821
I'm not fucked at all, faggot.
They have hooves; good luck working a laptop with those.
>>28837848
"Anon's got pitchers of yer butt sis!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2PCNKlddJY
>>28837107
So Aladdin meets The Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>28837107
That was pretty great.
>>28837107
>they actually used EileMonty's vocals instead of Kristen's
God damn it.
Who's your Friendfu /mlp/?
>>28836358
My central nervous system which no longer exists.
Claiming Ponk as my Friendfu.Guerrilla if you read this: I moved the missing screencaps here:
http://imgur.com/a/UAMLK
I can't upload on the previous album anymore because reasons.
>>28836358
>friends
>implying
Watch me REE
Now watch me normie
Now watch me REE, REE
Now watch me normie
I made you food from your world anon, I-I hope you like it.
>>28835474
I like whatever you make, pizza wife.
>>28835474
This is why you waifu someone who knows earth and Equestrian food.
>>28835474
The dough is fookin RAW!
What are some real bands that sound like the Rainbooms?
>>28835091
A garbage disposal
>>28835091
J-pop.
>>28835091
Finger fucking a toddler.
"We need a general" edition
Previous thread >>28738538
can we have a pastebin database?
>>28834528
Here you go. This isn't my thread, but damned if I don't like a tidy pastebin list.
http://pastebin.com/SZPEXnGA
http://pastebin.com/zWseC5X2
http://pastebin.com/e1g0PiME
http://pastebin.com/zCJJaTJb
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http://pastebin.com/cDATpcHN
http://pastebin.com/c3Sp7kry
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20458526/#20460189
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20458526/#20460654
>>28834528
Ooh boi, another fetish general, that'll improve the quality of this board
>>28834878
thanks man
Suck it hard. You're nothing but a tiny minority. everyone loves starlight.
>>28834364
You still can't format a fucking thread?
You're fucking stupid, kid.
>>28834364
Yeah she's so loved!
>>28834364
>A minority he says
>While he post a poll from one website
>Everyone loves starlight he says
While he post a poll with only 6 thousand votes.
Not a very compelling argument OP
How would your parents react if your waifu was real?
I want Glimmer dead.
What happened to the "introducing your waifu to your family" threads?
Once they get over the shock of me having one, probably pretty badly.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
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