>at the movies with Coke pony >she's sitting in your

>>28820861
Reassure her it's okay, then flip her around to drink from her other end and continue watching the movie.

>>28820861
unf

>>28820861
So her coke acts as a digestive fluid? Am I drinking the remnants of things she's eaten? God that's hot, I hope she ate something alive.

>>28821006
Nah, I bet its like pure back wash from everything she's ever eaten mixed with her coke.

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>>28821064
>backwash and soda
so it's a disgusting viscous anomaly of food, saliva, and coca cola.

>>28820861
Hot.

>>28820861
Coke pony is the best OC the pony fandom has ever come up with. Like and subscribe if you agree.

>>28820861
I want to lick and drink straight from her urethra

>>28821196
Sleep tight, cola.

>>28821196
Sleep tight, cola.

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>>28820861

>To make sure it doesn't happen again, you block the orifice with your peenus weenus


My fetish, please.

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>>28821270

Wait, wait.


What if you insert your penis inside her rectum, then make her eat a mentos and then you forcefully put your hand in her mouth?


Imagine the reaction inside her boy, the pressure, the heat, the bubbles. All moving around your shaft.

>Releasing her only when you reach climax, making her spray a mixture of cummy foam all over the room.

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>>28821292

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>>28821292

>>28820861
"That's fine, it'll wash off. Think nothing of it"

Then, I'd give her a gentle kiss and some reassuring cuddles, which will hopefully help her feel better about the little mishap. And, if at all possible, I'd give her something to make her fizzy insides feel a little better/more calm

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>>28821292

>>28820861
>Coke pony is walking home after her date with Anon.
>She trips on a rock on the sidewalk.
>She falls face first on the concrete and shatters.

>>28822108
>"AHH!"
>"Um hi there, um it's R-rarity right?
>"Your anons ex, I heard about you....."
>"W-why are you in my house Rarity?"
>"At two in the morning...."
>"Whats the hammer for?"
>"Oh-ok I'll g-get in the b-bathtub."
>"W-whats the hammer for?"
>"Please don't hurt me."
>"Rarity please!"
>"I'LL STAY AWAY FROM ANON I'LL DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT JUST DON'T KILL ME!"
>"NO, PLEASE NO!"
>(sound of glass shattering)

>>28822254
Cola pone is not for abuse or ded

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>>28820861
This has no right to be as cute and hot as it is.

>>28821292
and this is exactly why I come to this board as often as I can

comedy gold

>>28821196
If she sleeps for too long does she explode and die?

>>28820906
/thread

>>28820861
>soda always goes flat eventually
>moment cola pone comes out of womb, fizzclock begins ticking
>only way to keep cola pone alive is to never give birth to cola pone
>climb into uterus to be with cola waifu
>cola pone becomes pregnant from inside womb
>cycle repeats
>cola pones build society within womb
>become deity of cola pone society
>sole person capable of carrying on cola pone society
>mfw

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>>28823322
fixed face

>>28820861
I want to cum inside Coke Pony so whoever gets my sloppy seconds also gets a fair helping of my semen.

>>28823264
Coke pone slowly fills up with coke over time, requiring you to drink from her periodically to keep the pressure down.
If she ever goes a while without being drunk from, she'll overflow and have an 'accident'

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>>28820861
GIMME DA COKE PONY, MANG'!

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>>28823606
>Milking the coke-mare

>>28822108
>>28822254
Coke ponies must have pretty short lives being made of glass and all.

>>28823322
Wont they get to small for you eventualy.

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>>28823860
You can always make it fit.

>>28820861
Is cola pone a golem?

>>28823737
Not if its strengthened glass.
You could throw that chit at the concrete wall and it would just bounce off of it.

>>28822254
Nice.
Bump for phyco rarity killing fragile waifus.

>>28821196
Sleep tight, cola

>>28820861
>and clamps her hooves to her mouth with a loud clink, trying not to spray foam everywhere
omg so adorbs

more green when?

>>28821196
Sleep tight cola

>>28820861
Chris i think you have a problem, the Coca-Cola Corporation would like to have a word with your dog.

What other object ponies do we have?

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>>28821292

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Having a threesome with Cola pone and Pizza pone is now my new fetish

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>>28828085
Unf

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>>28828114

Anyone got New coke story?
Realy wana re-read for some comfy clop

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>>28827920
Toaster pone, for one.

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>>28828154
Actually, two toaster pones.

You pressure to add Jack Daniels to the Coke and she says yes.

What do you say after?

a) Do it bitch.
b) I'm joking whore.
c)Say nothing and join in.
d)Say nothing and watch her down the shit.

>>28828085
C-can I invite rum pone too?

Thanks guys, I needed something to fill out the PTS

>>28828173
C

What now?

>>28828173
Youre a faggot for your shit taste. Only broads, underage, and poors drink that swill

>>28820861
bump

>>28825574
Seconding this. Imagine Rarity popping balloon pony with a needle.

>>28828479
kill yourself faggot

>>28822254
>>28825574
>>28829955
Third for this

tell her to clean up after herself and warn me next time.

at least it's just cola. even if it's post mentos reaction

>>28822254
Forthing for a this.
Bring on the green.

>>28822254
we can rebuild her.
We have the technology

>>28834302
Will her/him still be themselves?

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>>28828154
I JUST REALIZED
HER SNOUT IS THE LEVER AND YOU HAVE TO BOOP IN ORDER TO TOAST

>>28828154
>"Your so silly Anon, why do you want to make toast when your taking a bath?"
>"You look kind of sad Anon, what's wrong?"
>"Anon what are you doing?"
>"You know you can't wash me when I'm plugged in that's dangerous!"
>"ANON DON'T DROP ME IN THE WATER!"

>>28834471
He'd need to be touching the faucet/spigot if he wanted to die.

You need to be grounded to something or use something bigger than a toaster.

>>28834486
Or be in an iron tub, dipshit.

>>28834487
See what happens when you stay up past bedtime?

You get cranky.

>>28828154
Wasn't there also a furnace pony?

>>28834501
>"Um Anon you need to light my pilot light for me to work."
>"Anon whats with all the trash bags, why are you sealing the house with them?"
>"My gas is still on full blast by the way, you better turn it off before it fills up the house."
>"Anon?"
>"Anon you really better open a window!"
>"Why won't you turn off the gas anon?"
>"Anon your choking, please get out of the house!"
>"ANON NO!"
>"DON'T LIGHT THAT MATCH!"
>"YOU COULD CAUSE AN EXPLO-"

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>>28834519
Oh look, something edgy and dumb.

>>28828114
I wonder what Anons newer to the show think when they see how much stuff had been ponified in years past.

>>28821196
Sleep tight cola.

>>28821196

SLEEP TIGHT, COLA.

>>28834501
That's adorable as shit.

>>28834530
No u

>>28821292
>making her spray a mixture of cummy foam all over the room
I feel sorry for those in the theater sitting in front of the two of us

>>28828114
>Use Cola Pony's Penis as a straw
>Eat out Pizza Pony's horse pussy

>>28820861
Tell her it's fine and ignore the mess until after the movie. Then try to figure out a way to get out without looking like you pissed yourself.
TBQH, I don't like cola. I prefer Barqs root beer.

>>28835581
>Cola Pony's Penis as a straw
Just imagine the moment when he cums, unf.

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I want heater poner to keep me warm as winter sets in.

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>>28837103
>Not lava ponerino

>>28837165
Shes hot, but not exactly what I would call cuddle-safe.
Not sure if even asbestosuit would help in this case.
Cruel fate, burn to ashes everything you hug.

>>28837303
Yeah, heater poner has a dial so you can set her to a snuggle-safe temperature instead of getting severe burns.