Dadonequus thread: Episode IV: A New Hope

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>>28724543
stand by for new update, with 50% more schizophrenia-influenced hallucinations

>>28724543
>Thread died at 496 replies
Eh, it ran it's natural course. Now I want to see more green from everyone.

Discord is watching. Incoming Draconeequs in next update

>>28724566
>You nod dumbly as the fire quickly dims
>"Well Speedy, since Trixie assumes you have no idea who we are, she will explain our purpose."
>She clears her throat and places her hoof against her chest
>"We noble few have made it our mission to save innocent folk from unfair persecution, primarily those forcibly imprisoned under the false pretenses of mental healing.
>"The state of mental healthcare in our society is apalling, with ponies deemed undesirable thrown away to die at the whims of twisted 'doctors' who care not for the well-being of their patients.
>"However, powerful figures in the aristocracy-"
>It was about this time that you stopped listening
>This tent was giving quite the fucked up vibe
>Trixie was casting a long, angular, wicked-looking shadow on the teepee wall
>The mat she sat on was striped with dark purple and black zigzags, and on either side of her fire-polioshed sticks jutted from the ground, topped off with clumps of feathers and long beaded strings
>It's way too indian in here
>The smell of burning hair permeated in the air, its source you assume being the incense burning to Trixie's left
>A quick glance behind you reveals the tent's exit is being guarded by Glass Joe, whose dull face stares at you with the polished, unblinking eyes of a doll
>An overwhelming sense of dread befalls you as you see Trixie waving her hoof in the air with her eyes closed, oblivious to your obvious disinterest and discomfort
>You need to leave this place
>Your eyes dart around the room as you enter an uncharacteristic silent panic
>Something moves inside the fire, kicking excess ash and embers out of the hole in the teepee's conical ceiling
>But it is simply a log shifting as it is burned to cinders
>You glacne back at Trixie and notice a cow skull now topping the left stick

>>28724682
GIT HYPE

>>28724735
>Glass Joe has yet to move an inch and Trixie is still absorbed in her speech
>Something moves behind its yellowish eye sockets
>A pale white liquid drops out of the nose holes, then another, then comes a steady stream, then a violent blast
>Nobody else in the rooms seems to have taken interest or even noticed this
>You are paralyzed with fear, your muscles refusing your instinct to run as far and as fast as you can
>It forms a puddle in the dirt and the puddle soon starts rushing towards you, straight through the heat of the flames and pools around your hooves
>You stare down with an open jaw, and instead of screaming you can only let out a quiet squeak
>The world around you seems to spin as some shadow moves underneath the surface, the pool suddenly gaining impressive and impossible depth
>A loud squelching noise breaks through the sound of the room and something large bubbles out from the liquid
>The white, smiling face of the nurse from the hospital stares back at you and open its mouth to speak
>Your strength returns just in time for it to moan the word "Sweetie", its voice a distorted bastardization of the nurse's
>Your thoughts suddenly turn to the locket as you suddenly recall the instantaneous escape it provided you from Twilight the first time you met her
>You grab it and rip it open, and just as before when you look away from the mirror glass you are sitting in the Escher house
>You fall on your behind, breath heavily, then collapse and sob violently

>>28724740
>After an hour or so of crying, you were finally given a quiet moment to recollect your thoughts
>You've had a thousand different hallucinations, auditory and visual
>But nothing like that since high school
>It felt too real, more real than real life
>It shook you so deeply you could hardly think about it without bursting into tears again
>There wasn't even anything particularly scary about the concept of what happened
>Just some spooky nurse slimegirl falling out of a weird skull and saying cryptic things
>But the feelings that accompanied it
>You weren't even sure if they were a product of the visage or a companion of it
>Maybe you really are in some form of withdrawal-induced psychosis
>The thought makes you physically cringe, and you erupt into sobs
>You wish Satan was here
>He might do something wacky or thrust you into a horrible situation to take your mind off things
>You feel tired
>Odd, since you had spent a considerable amount of recent time sleeping
>Too mentally exhausted to bother looking for a bed or couch, you lay your head down on the floor and cry yourself to sleep

>This time you wake to find something wrapped around you
>In the pale light of a hundred moons in varying stages and colors shining through a nearby bay window which wasn't there before, you see the scaly body of a snake wrapped around your curled form
>Discord/Satan's glowing yellow eyes stare at you from mere inches away, as motionless as Glass Joe's
>You feel like screaming, but you also still feel like sleeping, and when one overpowers the other you lay your head back down and drift off

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>>28724742
not much but oh well

>>28724742
I just love how he calls Discord Satan

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>>28724754
>not much but oh well
From Trrrrixie to the arms of Discord, and a twist of realization too. Nice update.

>>28720523
And the Erfenhour, I now know there are no limits to cringe as Anon's turbo cuckoldry combines with the force of Glimmer's mindless hysteria to call on none other than X-captain.

Drawn by the sickly sweet stink of the collapse of sanity itself much as a monkey drawn by the scent of a rotting mango telling sweet tails of feral yeasts in ethanol production so too the autistic ant lions have readied their sand trap for the odd paramour.

Captain planet found himself drawn to the squealing of a puritanical band of pre-pubescent children rife with ideological subtle as smooth as a card carrying ham fist of a thug extracting protection money from a proto-cuck still gestating in his semen encrusted enclave of well used Kleenexes.

Captain Planet wasn't so much drawn to such a team of stalwart twerps, squealing magnificently as their doom threatened to take them for that final nickle ride-- but rather compelled, forced, to a place much as water flowing down hill find's her inevitability.

The X-Captain is no different, in his evolved state beyond the mere inklings of mortals, he feels the draw of supplicants unwittingly worshiping his god form with a sacrifice of sane conversation for much herping and derping.

Even now he moves closer.

DUN DUN-DUN!

Give me a little longer and I'll post my update

>>28724754
Now things in your story are getting interesting, and I really hope your anon recovers from his mental trauma at least somewhat.

>>28726210
Jesus, Gumball. That was a depressing update. I feel sorry for the lil fella. Can't wait for more.

>What Discord has pulled out with this carnival will probably never stop to amaze you. The shopping district that he has created for all of those vendors that wanted to make an extra coin from this event was simply something out of this world.
>The changing stained glasses that were above of this part of the town displayed imageries of happy sales ponies, and just like the rest of the town, they were constantly changing.
>Saying that the images change had a patter would be redundant at this point. The sales ponies were actually from different eras, the happy jingle that was playing seemingly by no one kept the cheerful mood among the crowd.
>The little shops themselves were so magical in their nature that you were simply too enamored to question the logic behind them.
>Small tents on the outside, but when ponies entered or exited them they revealed huge stores. Some very rudimentary, others were super high-class.
>And this was also when your little group entered in a small conflict
>Applejack stomps her hoof on the ground, looking at her friends with some frustration ”Ah said that Ah need sum’ spare parts fer mah cart! Ah saw one of those whacky tents that Discord set up were sellin’ ‘em, so Ah say that we go there first!”
>”What?! Come on, Applejack that’s the lamest place to go! Especially when there’s a shop that’s pretty much only about Daring Do! I even saw that they had replicas of the temple that she explored during her adventures in “Raiders of the hidden cart!” can you imagine if they also have signed books?”
>RD gasps, getting more excited about what could be in that store “Oh, Oh! Or what if Daring Do is secretly running that shop? That would be so awesome!”
>Rarity in turns rolls her eyes and chuckles ”Rainbow Dash, please calm down and think about what you just said, a signed book, really? You don’t need such banal mementos when you pretty much are friends with the actual mare”

>>28726429
>The white unicorn then turns to Applejack and raises an eyebrow ”And Applejack, please, spare parts for your little cart? Darling, you can get those at any ironmongery in Ponyville, there’s no need for you to buy them right now. Especially when we are at the biggest shopping district that Equestria has ever seen!”
>Applejack huffs as her first reply, not taking kindly those words ”Well, those were high quality parts! And Ah’m always as busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time! Who knows when in tarnation Ah’ll have the time to get those parts again!”
>RD joins Applejack in her little protest ”Did you see how awesome that replica was? They got every detail right! It even had those skeleton ponies that Daring Do fought in chapter 16! I HAVE to own that thing! It was so frickin’ cool that it would be a crime that anypony got it instead of me!”
>”Why don’t you drop that for a moment and listen to what moi has to say? Not far from here I saw a little shop that held what were simply the most fabulous and stylish hats and scarfs that I’ve ever laid my eyes upon! Wouldn’t that be a much better location to visit than a simple ironmongery or…whatever Rainbow Dash wanted to go?”
>Applejack replies immediately by shaking her head “Nope”
>And RD joins in ”Of course not! What kind pony in her right mind would want to go and buy hats and scarfs when winter got delayed for like three months?” Clearly RD didn’t want to hide her sarcasm at that point
>Applejack lets out a chuckle and gives RD a sly grin “Yeah, Ah wonder what pony was so knuckle headed as to cause such fuss over Cloudsdale that they were forced to delay a whole season. Ah can’t complain though, it has given me more time to work on mah farm before the snow hits”
>RD blushes in embarrassment and pulls AJ hat down “I thought that we agreed to never speak of that ever again! And besides, why would I want hats? I fly so fast that I don’t need them, and I have like, a million scarfs already!”

>>28726504
>”Ya mean those that look like yer little turtle pet? …” Applejack adjust her hat and grins at RD once more “Because ah gotta admit, Ah reckon they’re as cute as a button”
>Okay, this was getting a little too uncomfortable to watch, so you decide to step in
“Heeeeey….here’s another idea…”
>The three mares turn their attention to you, which was good because you felt that they were going to kill each other.
“What if we split up and then come back here in say... an hour? That way, everyone can buy whatever they want without having to fight over where to go first or the decisions of the others”
>”Just an hour?!” Rarity gasps “But darling, didn’t you see how many and wonderful accessories and clothes they sell at this place? Such a small amount of time won’t be enough for me to even begin to scout for the fabulous hidden secrets of fashion that this marketplace holds!”
>”Sheesh Rarity, calm down, you are always overdoing it with this kind of stuff” RD looks to you and grins “Besides, that’s enough time for me to grab that awesome replica before anypony else can, AND to check out the rest of their inventory too! An hour is no problem to me!”
>”Sounds fine fer me too. Ah don’t think that Ah’ll need that much time but” Applejack chuckles “Ya never know what kind of ponies ya might run into. So we are meetin’ here in exactly an hour then, no problem, as ah said Ah’ll be finished with mah business in two shakes of a sheep’s tail!”
>”Alright, if everypony is so adamant to keep such a tight restriction in our schedule, then I have no option but to agree…” Rarity crosses her hooves and huffs “But I’m placing the blame on all of you if I miss the next big trend in fashion!”
>”Wait…” RD stops her excitement for a moment so she can ask you something “What are you going to do, squirt?”
“Me? Huh…”
>You rub the back of your head…hmmm…thinking about it…you better bring something for your mothers…and Cherrywood.

>>28726521
“I think that I’ll get some souvenirs for my moms and Cherrywood. I’m sure that I will be able to find something in this place that they will like…”
>”Anon, if you don’t mind my curiosity…” Rarity approaches you with a little sly smile on her face “Would I be wrong to assume that this Cherrywood is the lucky filly that you decided to steal her heart? Could you please tell me more about her? That is, if you don’t mind me prying a little more into your life”
“Yeah, I have no problem I guess. You see, Cherrywood is…”
>You feel your cheeks warm…oh man, why were you blushing about this…just for thinking about your adorable…fluffy…kind…super intelligent…cheerful…amazing…bat
>”Well, Cherrywood is….she is….”
>”My, oh my…” Rarity gives you a little smirk, but not one of contempt or anything. It felt like she was enjoying this in a more friendly way “I think that the pony who got his heart stole was you” She giggles and pats your head “Oh well, please don’t take this as if I was making fun of you, as a matter of fact, I actually have another advice for you, would you want to hear it, darling?”
>You slowly nod and reply with a meekly voice
“Y-yes…sure…”
>”Don’t worry, in fact I think that what I have to say would qualify more like a compliment, you see Anon. It is clear to me that you are really in love, and trust me I know how wonderful that feeling can be, especially when we it is first love that we are talking about.” Rarity lets out a sigh, you can feel some nostalgia coming from her
>”I can trust that you will be a gentlecolt at all times, so my little advice is that you enjoy every single moment that you spend with your special somepony, and do your best to keep her happy. First love only comes one in your life time, so this is something that you have to treasure”
>You nod
“Thanks Rarity, and yeah… I really, really like Cherrywood. She’s cute, intelligent, and brave and has a super kind heart. I’ll do my best to keep her happy, I promise”

>>28726603
>Rarity smiles at you “I have absolute certainty that you will fulfill that promise, but if you excuse moi. I have to go now, those sales won’t last forever and this beautiful mare has to make the best that she can with the little time that she has”
>And with that the three mares go their separate ways, getting lost among the crowd of ponies that filled the market district streets.
>Aaaah, now it was only you, Aegia and…
“Spike? What are you doing here?”
>”Well, I’m not here for you if that’s what you are wondering…nope, I’m here for that!” Spike points at a tent that had a sign that read “The incredible bitduck – arcade and comic book shop”
“Mate, that actually looks like a lot of fun…”
>You take a step towards the tent but are immediately stop by Aegia “Non. Zat kind of entertainment is bad for you. We are not going in zere”
>Spike chuckles “You heard the mare, those arcades are too much for your fragile royal mind”
“Oh come on! It won’t take that long…”
>Now, you were never into videogames or comics, but something about it just…made you to really want to go inside. Especially now that Spike was just looking at you with that little shit eating grin
>”Now let’s go. We have little time to do any shopping, Mon petit” Aegia lowers her head and scoops you so you fall on her back.
>You know what, fuck that. You were going to teleport away from her. She’s not even your real bodyguard.
“I said that I want to…”
>Aegia slaps your horn, making your magic go away and in turn, making you to recoil “Zat won’t work wiz me, Mon petit. I know hundreds of ways to prevent a unicorn to cast his or her magic. You are not going zere, zat’s an order. We are going to lurk zis place so you can get somezing for your mozers. Understand?” Aegia gives you an icy glare that honestly unnerves you
>You nod frantically and give her a military salute
“Yes, ma’am! I understand ma’am!”

>>28726720
>Aegia nods and reaches to her saddlebag, pulling out a bunch of coins and gave everything to Spike “Monsieur Spike, I would advise for you to not go in zere. But you are not my responsibility. I have to request zat if you see one of zose books zat young ponies enjoy so much, please buy one for yourself and one for ze Prince. Zere’s extra money for you to buy whatever else zat you might want”
>”Aww sweet! Thank you! And…” Spike looks at you and snorts “I’ll find something for the “Prince”” Spike gives you a wink with a shit eating grin “Now if you don’t mind, this dragon has some high scores to set and comic books to get!”
>You narrow your eyes and growl
“You…”
>And with that, Aegia walks away with you on her back. Spike enters the tent, but not before giving you one last smirk…motherfucker
>That son of a fucking bitch, first he gets those awesome French fries, now he gets to play fucking videogames and reading comics while you are stuck doing boring shopping. Fuck his fucking shit…
>The marketplace was fairly impressive; again, these little shops and tents held much larger buildings inside them. Some of them were about magic, other bookstores…but…you were still angry about what happened to actually care anymore.
>”Tell me if you see somezing zat is of your interest Mon petit. Ze Princesses were kind enough as to give me enough money for you and moi”
“….”
>You weren’t talking to her, not after she denied you of your little fun time at the arcade. Aegia slightly narrows her eyes and gently puts you down on the ground
>”Now, now, I wasn’t hired to deal wiz temper tantrums. Zat is not the behavior zat I would expect from you, Mon petit. Even less considering zat you are ze Prince. You will now behave in ze correct manner. Zat is, unless Mon petit really wants to learn why I’m ze commander of ze secret service. Understand?”

>>28726729
>Once again that cold, cold glare of hers made you flinch at first, and then snap into reality, effectively making you drop your angry mood
“Y-Yes ma’am Aegia! I understand ma’am Aegia!”
>”Good, zat is more like it.” You see that for just for a brief moment, Aegia made a little smirk before going back to her emotionless self “Now Mon petit, do you see anyzing zat your mozers would like?”
“Well…huh…”
>What would Luna and Celestia like? You start to inspect the market taking into account what you know about them.
>Celestia is the ruler of Equestria, but you know that the perfect princess thing is just a mask that she wears because everyone can’t see her as anything else.
> In reality she’s kind of arrogant, smug, confident, a trickster and a little self-centered. But beyond that, you also remember that she really doesn’t like to be around extravagant stuff, her office was incredibly simple, sans that desk and her super comfy looking chair.
>So it’s a given, at least for you, that she wouldn’t like stuff like gems or over the top gifts. She’s too humble and cool for that.
>Luna was much more straightforward when it came to show who she is to everyone who isn’t super close to her, but regardless, she has a secret side of her own.
>For starters, she still had some problems dealing with her past as Nightmare Moon, but she’s doing her very damn best to get over that.
>And secondly, she’s way, way more girly than what she lets on, she’s super cuddly and just loves to show you her love at every moment that she can…which was something that you’ll never complain about.
“Hmmm, I think that I have an idea of at least what kind of stuff they might like. If anything, the style of it”
>Something simple but with a deeper meaning would do the trick…like that super cute teapot that you just laid your eyes upon. It was on a tent that had a sign that read “The crimson afternoon –Rare antiques and other vintage objects”

>>28726738
>The teapot had a peachy color and was shaped like a cute female lion, she had her eyes closed and was depicted as if she was making a small little roar.
>The teacups that went along with were the lion’s cubs; each one was depicted in a different manner. There was an angry one, a lazy little lion, one that was a smug bastard and another little cub that looked like he was just happy of being there.
>Awww, you were sure that Luna would love that
“And I think that I just found the perfect gift! My mom would love that teapot!”
>Aegia raises an eyebrow ”Which one? You need to be more specific, Mon petit. You have two mozers after all”
>You let out a small groan. You do forget that ponies can get confused about that. It was honestly your mistake, no big deal
“I’m talking about Luna, now please, let’s go, I really don’t want for anyone else to buy that teapot before I can. And I’m sure that we may find something in there that my mom Celestia would like too”
>Aegia nods and follows you into the store “Understood”
>A bell rings when the two of you enter the tent. The first thing that you notice was that this one actually wasn’t that big when compared to the crazy stuff that you saw outside. In all honesty, and while the inside was bigger than the outside, it wasn’t a very big store.
>Old clocks, plates, pots, mugs, paintings, little sculptures and much more were fairly cramped together. But it wasn’t like the shop was a mess, far from it, everything was very clean, and seemed to be in order, well, for the most part.
>It’s hard to explain how this shop felt like. The atmosphere of this shop was definitely cozy, but also… old. Like if you if you just stepped into a little time capsule, sending you to a time when everything was much simpler and straightforward
>At the very end of the store you could see a rustic desk, with a cash register that seems that it had seen better days, and behind the desk there was an old earth pony mare.

>>28726747
>She was fairly chubby, her mane was completely white, and her fur was colored with a grayish brown. She was wearing a pair of thick glasses and a scarf with red and golden colors.
>”Oh costumers! What a wonderful surprise!” The mare exclaimed with delight “Come in, come in! Please, what can I do for you?” She was wearing a warm and welcoming smile, motioning Aegia and you to come closer.
“Well, I saw that lion teapot and I actually was interested in buying it…”
>”Ooooh, wonderful, wonderful! Let me go and get it for you my dear…” The old mare gets up from her chair, and very slowly walks to where the teapot and cups were “I’m so happy that I finally got somepony interested in buying something from me little shop…”
>”Excuse moi for asking madame, but why is zat?” Aegia was looking through the shelves, a little sculpture of a firefly caught her attention “Zere are so many wonderful zings in here”
>”Oh, please, don’t think about that too much…” The old mare waves her hoof dismissively “It’s only natural that ponies won’t care about these little trinkets and old memories that probably were made long before they were born when they have all of these wonderful shops around them….is this the teapot that you wanted my dear?” The old lady asks to you.
>You slowly nod and walk to the mare
“Yes, that’s the one, thank you Miss…”
>”Misses my dear, even when my husband has…well, you know…gone to a better place, I’m still faithful…” The poor lady takes a deep and melancholic sigh “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, my name is Mrs. Gold Dust, a pleasure to meet you”
“I’m sorry Mrs. Dust, my name is Anon, and this right here is Aegia. I have to say that I really like the little shop that you have set up, that’s why I’m a little surprised about what you just said, sorry for asking but… are we really the first customers that you’ve had?”

>>28726754
>Gold Dust slowly nods as she starts to carefully wrap the teapot with some paper “The first ones since my friend Heart Watch convinced me to come to this event…I can’t complain though. Not when that Discord has paid for the travel expenses” The old mare laughs a little “I have to admit that it was quite the surprise…Couldn’t help to bring a few ponies interested though, but…”
>When she finishes wrapping the teapot, Gold Dust then moves onto the little cups “Always look on the bright side of life, that’s what my husband, Celestia bless his soul, always used to say…I still wish that more ponies had took interest in my little shop… but that’s okay, that’s okay…I’ve had my fair share of disappointments through my life”
>You feel your heart sink a little. You can feel that this poor lady was sad…you just wished that there was something that you could do for her
“….”
>Mrs. Dust finishes wrapping everything and places the teapot and cups in a small box that had a bootlace around it, she turns to you with a warm smile “Will that be everything my dear?”
“Not really, if you don’t mind…I would like to see what else I can find in here…”
>”Oh no, please, by all means be my guest…” Using her mouth, the mare grabs the box by the bootlace and places it on the desk, Mrs. Dust then sits on her chair “Please let me know if something else catches your attention my dear”
>You start looking through her shop, finding tons of little stuff that you at least thought would be neat. Something that caught your interest above everything else was a small metal sculpture, no larger than the diameter of the base of your hoof.
>It was a stallion, and he looked old, but despite the sculpture being made of metal, you could see tons of little details on it, making him look like he was determined to fight a huge dragon or to rescue his loved one. His lance was just a broom and his armor looked like it was made of pots, casseroles and other household objects.

>>28726765
>By his side there was a little and chubby stallion, dressed in what you assumed was a mere robe. And just like the old knight, he was made with so much care and skill that the frustration and annoyance that he showed was almost palpable.
“Mrs. Dust, I think that I’ll take this one with me too…”
>You levitate the small sculpture and place it on her desk.
“Now, if you don’t mind, I’ll keep looking through your little shop. I have to admit, I’m having lots of difficulties with deciding what to buy, there’s so many neat things here”
>You actually get so much into your little research that you weren’t able to pay attention to the conversation that was taking place between Aegia and Mrs. Dust. You were too busy feeling like an adventurer that was discovering hidden secrets from the past to actually listen to them.
>”Ooooh, wonderful, wonderful!” With a smile on her face, Gold Dust starts wrapping the small sculpture “Then I will not bother you my dear” Mrs. Dust takes notice on Aegia interest on the little firefly “Would you want me to wrap that replica of the rare rainbow firefly, Miss…”
>”Aegia and oui, zis sculpture is magnifique” Aegia handles the sculpture to Gold Dust, but doesn’t bother to continue looking for more stuff, instead she was just keeping an eye on you.
>Gold Dusts starts to wrap up the small firefly while looking at you. She couldn’t stop but to find your interest in these old trinkets as something that was completely adorable ”I have to say, Miss Aegia, you made a great job at educating your son, it’s so rare to see a foal that is so well-mannered these days…”
>”Excuse moi, madame, but I’m not ze colt’s mozer. I’m just his caretaker”
>”Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry” Gold Dust lets out a small laugh “It was just silly old me being the dumb pony that I’ve always been. I guess some things never change”
>Aegia nods ”Please don’t zink too much about it madame. Now if you excuse moi, I have to talk wiz Anon…”

>>28726782
>After too much searching, you finally stumble upon a mask that you can’t describe as anything other than a goblin. You grab it with your magic and inspect it.
>You adjust your little glasses so you can examine the gross goblin more thoroughly.
>His eyes were hollow so you could see through them, the skin was green and filled with scars and warts. He had an incredibly long and pointy nose and this nauseating evil grin…

>The thrill of discovery got you in such way, that you can’t help but to strike a heroic pose and exclaim triumphant….
“Ha ha! At last! I have found a suitable gift for my adorable bat! Now she won’t be sad that I didn’t bring her anything from this expedition!”
>”Not now Mon Petit….” Aegia covers your mouth with her hoof and drags to a part of the shop where the old lady couldn’t see you. When she’s sure that the coast is clear, she begins speaking in a very low volume “Well, have you zought of somezing?”
“Some-“
>”Shhhhh, keep your volume down, mon petit” Aegia removes her hoof from your mouth, and looks expectantly for your answer
>You tilt your head in confusion, you don’t know what the fuck was going on. But you decide to humor her, so you keep your voice low
“Aegia, why did you brought me here? Why do we have to whisper? What was I supposed to think about?”
>Aegia rolls her eyes and brings her face closer to yours “Have you zought how are we going to help zis poor mare?”

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>>28726792
And that's it, hope that you all people enjoyed the update! Please give me any kind of feedback that you might have. Any kind of questions I shall answer them too. Just post and give me those glorious (You)s

Huh, I'm surprised Aegia cares. I guess a lot of that stuff might mean something to the princesses or belong in a museum.

>>28727061
Well, despite what she seems, Aegia actually has a big heart. Hence why Celestia chose her for this mission. But there's also another reason about why she wants to help Mrs. Dust

I just have this feeling that something is off about that store

What if Gold Dust is actually a serial murderer?

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>Tfw waiting for Erf's update
Why did you have to tease this one man, now I want it even more

So the little prince just got BTFO by Spike a second time, and got also rekted by Aegia three times. It is nice to see this from time to time, PhD losing because he acts like a little kid, that part of him getting excited about scavaging through the shop was cute, and again shows that he's more of a little colt now, that childification has affected him in more ways than he can imagine.

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>>28727206
>But there's also another reason about why she wants to help Mrs. Dust
>>28727213
>What if Gold Dust is actually a serial murderer?
Just then, Anon heard the floor boards creek from behind his ear trailing off around the corner behind the narrow isle Aegia consorted with him within.
> "Oh, I'm sorry-- I'm sorry I think the two of you forgot something! HERE LET ME HELP YOU."
It wasn't the tone that stirred PhD, it wasn't the scream of metal against glass that raised the hair on the back of his neck, no.

It was Aegia's warm smile. A wide, warm smile full of mirth and something behind those eyes.....
> "Mon petite, it was so; how do ze ones say it? Yes, zat: Opportune of you to send ze elements off like zat. Leaving us. Alone, mon vere un. All alone with ze fate feme."
AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Nice update is nice Elo, my doctrine holds: Aegia need be drawn!

The spat between the the elements, and spike's impending chicanery make for some good green. AJ going off to buy wagon parts, fucking hilarious. The horse never stops farming. Rarity we could expect would demand cloths, but AJ not being able to let go of MUH FARM for 2 seconds in the context of EVERY option being in a carnival of chaos flung out before her, kek.

Here, have a well dressed sunset.

And I shall start. With this theme...on constant play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDMzRLeIsM

>>28724742
It's shit

>>28728110
yes

>"......" Starlight hadn't considered that. It seemed so far fetched. Was Discord able to do something like that? She thought on this a moment. But, without more information. She couldn't come to a conclusion "Alright...I'll bite. If you weren't a pony. Then what were you?"
"I was something called a human. I was an adult human from a planet known as earth far off in another dimension. And let me tell you, Earth is not a good place to live when you compare it to Equestria. Imagine being around dragons, only a million times worse...and everyday."
>"It's hard to imagine a place I've never heard of..." She says half snidely. "but go on..."
>And you do go on. you explain to Starlight as much as you could and remember, the hero colt status, pranking Chrysalis and how it nearly went sour, how you're expected to act among ponies, the CMC and scrappy. You tell her just about everything sans the tv show itself. Starlight had asked you a few questions along the way. questions like what Earth was like. how you viewed your friends, Discord's plans, and if you truly cared about not only her...but Fluttershy. She was curious to know if you considered your false family family considering how big a lie your life seemed,
"I like to think of my new life as a reincarnation deal. And that means forgetting my old life..."
>"...Anon, do you know how insane that all sounds? I know I said I'd believe it. But, by Celestia, that's ridiculous."
>Of course she wouldn't believe such an insane story. Would you? started to feel weak as you sat your ass down onto the grass and faced the river. And your ears perked down as you began to sniff. Your eyes tearing up.

>>28728271
>"Don't do that Anon. I can't even tell if that's just a fake out too. Everything just sounds insane. You lied to me, but now you're admitting that you've been lying to everypony else. How do I make sense of it? I don't even know how to feel." Starlight was mentally being torn apart. Emotionally speaking. She didn't know if you, her best friend. Was telling the truth, and if you were. If you truly cared about anything despite your answers.
"Then just leave me here..."
>you had gotten the guilt of lying out of your head so hard. You thought you had everything in control. You didn't think keeping your cover in front of someone...someone you should have told. Would bite you back on the ass this hard.
>Starlight almost decided to do just that. But as her horn began to glow. She noticed you weren't even moving from that spot. So she tried saying something. "..I'm leaving now"
>But you didn't even really hear her. You were just looking at the current of the river. Which seemed to be mysteriously increasing. But you looked into the sky and saw no pegasi, no black clouds, no cause for a storm. Eh, probably just an increase in flow.
>Starlight hesitated to leave. Waiting for you to make some sort of move.
>But you didn't. You just sat there, unaware of anything anymore as you held in your whimpers. For the first time, you actually lost a friend. completely and utterly. And it was a good one too. One who saw you as a fucking equal.
>Starlight stood still. Waiting...just waiting. Her mind was grinding through thoughts. even coming upon the thought that what you said could be true.
>Starlight stepped slowly closer to you, reaching her hoof out. She could hear your near silent whimpers as she approached. And right when she was going to give it another shot.
>The river's pace became even worse. Despite the beautiful sunny sky. The river was angry and raging. It caught you in it's flurry of anger and started to sweep you down it's throat towards the forest.

Yup he's pissed.
Maybe anon will end up in the tentacle monster ass demolisher dimension for eternity

>>28728346
>You couldn't even scream for help. you only swam the best you could to get air. Gargling water everytime you broke the surface.
>At first, Starlight was struck with shock at the river's sudden speed. But then she was struck with guilt. If she had left you now, she would have never been there to...nope, she couldn't linger on that thought. She started to run alongside the river as she began to glow, and jumped to fly above the river. Trying to catch up with you. "Anon, hold on! I'm coming!"
>You could barely hear her as you struggled against the current. Your saddlebag's weight didn't make things easy. You were flipping around and catching water in your mouth. You didn't know how much longer you could last.
>Starlight was now above you, moving as fast as she could to match the speed of the current as she tried to bring her hooves down to grasp one of yours. But each try was a failure. "Come on Starlight! Don't keep trying this! THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE! COME ON!"
>Starlight looked left and right as the current took the both of you inside a nearby forest. "Uhh..Uh...Wait.."
>Starlight had originally thought of using a log to try to pick you out. But then she remembered something...
>She just plucks you out of the water and puts you on the side of the shore on the dirt road. She gently lays you on your belly as you cough and spit up some water.
>Starlight landed beside you and moved to your front. Looking all around you to make sure you were breathing and ok. "Anon! Anon! Come on. Be ok! Please be ok! Can you breath?"
>You coughed as your senses started to come back to you.
"N-ngh...w-what happened?"
>Starlight began to tear up as she heard your voice. To her, that was enough to give her a jolt of relief. "Anon...oh geez. Are you hurt?..you're ok right? What happened? How did that even happen?!"

>>28725405
Oh god I need to read this shit

>>28728476
>You slowly stood up, you were dripping wet and your saddlebag was much heavier due to being drenched in water. You let it go for a moment to shake just a bit to try to dry yourself. But you stopped when you felt a tinge of pain. Your body was sore from all that flailing. You go back to resting on your belly.
"I'm..I'm fine. Starlight..."
>You let out a small cough.
"You saved me....I actually thought you left."
>Starlight sighed. She realized despite all her anger. She still cared afterall. Maybe a part of her did believe you. "I couldn't. I guess I thought you weren't actually lying to me. Anon, are you ok, you don't feel achy? Because if I have to, I'll take you to the hospital and..."
>NOOOOOOPE
>You immediately stand to attention with a gasp. Nope nope nope! Fuck that hospital shit again. Especially since everyone would know something was up.
"I-I'm fine. Really! Really really. Eheh...Just got a little water logged back there...."
>You wobbled a little. But the threat of the hospital flowed through your mind enough to keep you alert.
>Starlight used her hoof to brush back your mane. The wetness helped it slick back into a rather sly looking style. But she didn't care about that. She just wanted a better look at your face

>>28728630
>Starlight was relieved when you still retained your color. and that there was no injuries on your face. "...good. you're really ok..." Starlight looked back at the raging river, still perplexed. Then another thought hit her. "Anon..you didn't let yourself get swept up by the waters. did you?"
>What?!
"No! no..no. Starlight, that would have been my first real time as a pony stuck in water like that. And even then, I know I can't survive something like that on my own. It caught me offguard as much as it did you."
>Then your ears lower again, you frown. Did she still not believe you?
"Why would you think I'd even do that? Starlight, I told you the truth. That's all there is to it. I'm..."
>you sigh, you give up. you pick up your saddle bag and begin to walk off. To where? You didn't care
"Never mind. Thanks for saving me. And if you want me to owe you my life. That's fine too...."
>Starlight uses her magic to stop you in your tracks. "Where are you going?"
"..I don't care."
>"You're really adamant about that story, huh? Then..fine." Starlight finally gives in "I'll stand by my word. And I'll believe you until I find evidence that states otherwise."
>"Oho...yar me hartey! You may find that this landlubber's papers are too a gigantic farce. Created by none other than your resident chaos pirate. Captain Havocbeard. And this be my good ship, the Maelstrom!"
>What in the world?
>Behind the both of you, sailing the river on a large yet thin ship. With a sail with Discord's skull and crossbones. And a Draconeequs mermaid at the front of the hull. There were golden cannons, three each on the deck for the starboard and port side.
>Discord, garbed with a black captain's hat and coat was manning the wheel.
>when the boat came to the side of both of you. The Anchor dropped on it's own into the river as the river itself came to a halt.
>"W-what's going on?" Starlight was confused as all fuck now.

>>28728694
>You were worried as well. Was Discord......watching? Oh god, he was. Now he knows that someone else knows the secret. But what the fuck was with the ship?...what was he going to do?...you couldn't even run from this.
"...Starlight, pay very close attention to me. Discord, he's very random and yet very calculating. Just let him say whatever he wants to say so we can be done with it. Because, I think he heard me tell you my secret."
>"...But what does h-" But Starlight doesn't even get to speak a word as both you and her are teleported onto the ship.
>And when you both appear on it. Starlight is wearing a blue and white striped shirt with black spats. A red bandanna on her head.
>You had an eyepatch and a torn white shirt on.
>And Nymous had torn pants with a rope belt. and a piece of cloth wrapped across her body. A scar placed right on her muzzle.
>.......wait.......
>"WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOING ON! WHERE AM I!" Nymous looked around in anger, growling. "DISCORD! IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PRANKS?! I WAS BUSY YOU KNOW! I ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE MARSHMELLOW FOR THE MORNING. DON'T DO THIS TO ME NOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
>"W-what's going on?! Who is that?! Are we on that ship?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!" Starlight started to spaz again. It was like she was in a nightmare. Then again, being suddenly teleported onto a pirate ship might do that to a pony.
>you? Good god. Why the fuck was Chrysalis even here? What was going on?
"Starlight, relax. Remember what I said. Just relax, Discord isn't really going to do anything bad. He's proba-"
>But then Nymous cuts you off, in a rage that she was suddenly here "ANON! WHAT'S GOING ON?! YOU BETTER TELL ME THIS INSTANT! I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS...AND"
>And then she notices Starlight, she immediately calms down. Being wary. But also coming to the conclusion she may have blown some of her cover "...hrm...And who might this pony be? She seems familiar"

>>28728763
>Starlight didn't even need for you to have told her about the whole sister thing to figure out who this actually was. She recognized her just from the way she spoke. Starlight was still worried. But she had also made up her mind after that whole river thing. She had made the decision that you were still worth keeping as a friend. So she gave Nymous a hard stare as she slowly stepped in front of you. "We've met before, I was the filly who wanted to join in on your "Grand Master plan" "
>Nymous scoffs at her "ha, then I can already guess you were caught up in some sort of ridiculous happening for you to have been turned so young. Don't even bother protecting him. I've known him longer, and I have no intention in harming my best friend." Nymous tilts her head slightly to look you in the eye "Unless I decide to"
>Nymous then walks passed her, whipping her tail in her face a she looks back at her with a smirk "Besides, Anon has been on my good side for today. And that's all you need to know. and from the looks of it." She looks down at you, then back to Starlight. She could feel emotions flying all over the place. "You may actually need more than that. What's wrong? did something happen to break your trust with him? I can't imagine being dragged onto this odd little soiree unless you know more than what most ponies gather about him." Nymous then waves her hoof at her to dismiss her "In that case, just leave. Anon doesn't need a pony like you around poisoning his mind. His other friends already do a decent job at that"
"Chrysalis..can you relax please? If we're all here then Discord is listening in. And furthermore. Yeah, Starlight is now in the know. But she's also one of the few friends.."
>You look at her, and hope...hope..this doesn't insult her at this point.
"That I can call my equal. Same as you, I like you. And I like her. For different reasons.So be nice"

>>28728846
>"Hmph, this isn't a time to try your little "reformation" tricks Anon. I'll act as I please." Nymous walked over to Starlight and flicked her nose with her hoof "Besides, what good is she? Another wimpy pony wh-AGH!"
>Starlight was having none of Chrysalis's shit. She didn't like being touched, she didn't like her attitude, and she didn't like her. She used her magic to easily fling her into the mast. Not hard, but enough to show her her place. "Wimpy? hmph, yeah. Anon told me all about you, you can't really do much in that form. Can you? I don't even understand how Anon can be your friend, but I can see why he has to work so hard to reform you."
>Nymous quickly got up to stand her ground. But as she opened her mouth to speak. Starlight's magic kept it closed.
>"I'm not finished yet" Starlight stared at her with pure discontent "Since I'm in the middle of learning all these secrets. I'd like to know some of yours and...huh?" Starlight's horn suddenly began to give out like a light bulb beginning to bust. It then went out like a light. "M-my magic!"
>"Girls, girls, girls" Discord shakes his head at the whole thing as he steps away from the steering wheel and walks down, in leader fashion, down the steps to the deck. "I won't have this infighting aboard my ship.Cabinmare Chrysalis, would you care to scrub the latrines while I speak to my first mate and his friend?"
>"Scrub the latrines? Oh..no, I won't be doing that" Nymous looks to the side of the ship and grabs her own map to toss into the lake "I'm going back...home?" But the map is quickly turned into a mop "Discord! You can't do this to me! At least let me sit upon the crow's nest or something! I'm a queen! Not your lackey!"
>"Let me think about that" Discord rubs his chin for just a moment before smirking at her and saying "Nope"
>The door to the lower deck slams open as it starts to suck in Nymous.

>>28728922
>She tries to grab hold onto something. But is unable to. She screams out Discord's name as she gets sucked in. Discord just smiling as he manages to hand her a scrubbrush and bucket midflight. "I want to see it sparkling when I go to do my business. Good luck!"
>"Now..." Discord then turns to look upon the both of you. "I do believe my first mate has inadvertently made you part of our little band of misfits. Since you're part of the crew now." Discord turns around, his back facing the both of you as he put his arms behind it. "We're going to have to go over a few rules. As for you first mate Anon. I'll let this slide one last time. But let it happen again and I'll....hrn." Discord tapped his nose a little as he pondered "Can't send you into the briny deep. That would make everypony sad. Including me, oddly enough. I suppose having you kissed and hugged upon by a tatzleworm will be sufficient enough punishment."

>>28728271
>^I was a bigger.faggot in my previous life!"

>>28728922
So Nymous can be easily rekted by any unicorn who knows their shit?

>>28728932
Is Discord going to make Starlight the new room mate? Why?

>>28727206
Update was nice, if a bit uneventful. I get that you are clearing the stage for the next major scene though, having the group split up and everything. I like how you gave frenchmaid a heart.
>>28728932
I liked this update, I assume Discord had something to do with the suddenly rising tide?

I dunno, I feel like Eris is still a long way to go unless elo decides to do a time skip or rushes shit so he can get there

>>28729733
Frenchmaid has always had a heart, and she got my heart when frenchhorse rekted Starlight Glimmer

>>28729410 She was in her sister-nymous-the-average-poner form, which restricts her powers. Starlight even noted that.

>>28729363
That really is an amazing accomplishment.

>>28729691
he's not.

>>28729733
he did.

>>28730805
I'd say the most surprising thing is that Discord isn't considering any severe punishments for future transgressions because he likes him too much and seems to care that other people like him too. Making him go 'poof' seems like it's off the table.

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>>28729410
>So Nymous can be easily rekted by any unicorn who knows their shit?
Muh Autism has to tumble with this question.

We know Nymous can feed on love and convert it into titanic strength, and further that a unicorn's telekinesis, crystal freeze-- and perhaps other 'hold things' spells I'm forgetting-- can be overwhelmed by physical and magical forces.

So, I'd reason that most unicorns would be overwhelmed by Nymou's strength if they tried shit.

So, lets consider Glimmer; she's not 'most unicorns', Twilight has declared Glimmer can out-magic her ass. Twilly knows this because she tried--and failed--to magically dominate Glimmer several times only to loose.

This means Glimmer is on par with a fucking alicorn, as a damn unicorn. That's beastly.

So, even charged with love, I doubt Nymous could strong arm her way past Glimglam's magic.

Add to this that Chrysalis isn't at 100% in this scene-- she's healing from a broken wing, and likely allocating her energy toward healing and quite weak for it. Then, it's no wonder Glimmer handled her like a cat catching a squirrel.

When I think on it, I realize that Chrysalis is only strong in her own mind. In reality she's not all that.

Sure, we've seen her out-blaze it against Celestia, but she had two big advantages
[ ] Surprise, the last thing Sun bum was prepping for that day was insurrection and a magic duel.
[ ] 100% stoked up on love juice

And she just BARELY out blasted Celery from this position of high advantage.

Next, for Glimmer to be weaker than Chrysalsis on equal ground, we'd have to assume Twilight is much weaker than Celestia due to Glimmer being more powerful than Twilight.

That's questionable with what we've seen Twilight capable of, and given how Celestia trusts Twilight with so much.

Anyway, have some sunset boobs.

>>28731469
chrysalis is extremely weakened in strength when forced into her pony form outside of discords dimension

>>28731482
this. she could go back to her kingdom to revert back there too. But she'd just change back upon leaving the range of her throne. Makes you wonder if she could use that as an advantage if she ever kidnapped someone though. the roles between her and Discord would switch

>>28693860
>You get up and look at your stupor figure.
>OK, everything seems intact.
>But where ar-...
>The black room.
>The infernal black room...
>Then does that mean...
>You didn't find the throne?
>Or you had a dream of finding it, winning, then being humiliated?
>Your head hurts for the first time in a while.
>Damned dimensional travel.
>Always fucking with your head whenever you use it.
>So I guess you accidently travelled to the dreamscape dimension.
>Which put you to sleep.
>Ugh... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
>And does this me-yep he's punching you again.
>Damnit, if only you knew where this thing was...
>I mean, your eyes would be useful right now, but as far as you can tell, they won't activate.
>You try and cast some chaos magic from before, but you don't feel a thing.
>A dud huh?
>All the while this... thing keeps getting open hits on you.
>In fact, it's actually starting to hurt a little.
>Guess the blows during your sleep accumulated.
>You really wish you could remember what this place was.
>Pitch darkness, and the figure might have a plane you can't reach.
>Like one of your tentacles, except going in for single punches every time.
>The thoughts flood through your mind as you try to piece it all together, but the shadow isn't making it easy.
>Maybe if you try and find it's dimension once more?
>Yes, that sounds good.
>Tentacles sprout forth from your neck, ready to tear reality apart when the unknown figure once again restricts you with tentacles of its own.
>A pattern?
>You look around at the dark figure's restriction out of curiosity.
>If he's repeating the process, there must be a reason.
>You wait patiently for the darkness to act, and sure enough, it does.
>The lower half loosens it's grip as the floor around you turns a shade darker than before.
>And the hole ripped right through the floor is another dimensional portal.

>>28732132
>Interesting, so it wants you to come with it?
>You'll gladly accept it's offer.
>As long as you can pay it back of course.
>The tendrils pull you into the portal with ease, squeezing you through like Discord's door.
>After you make it through, your body falls to the ground not so far below.
>Hmm... no one's here.
>Just a seat.
>And an odd seat at that.
>A chariot more like.
>Attached to a pole connecting to this blank space.
>So...
>Do you sit in it or...
>You're gonna sit in it.
>You walk over to the seat in the room and well... sit in it.
>And in doing so, a burst of confetti and streamers comes out of the side.
>Looking to the sides, two red buttons have appeared.
>So maybe this is intended as a two-seater?
>Either way, you're the only one here.
>Maybe... just maybe...
"Discord, what's going on? Are you there?"
>And just like that, a flash of like appears from thin air, coating the once blank white room and rainbows.
>"AHA! THERE YOU ARE!" Discord gives you a jolly bear hug before letting you go with a plushie pomf.
"Nngh... Discord, what happened exactly?"
>Discord taps his fingers together, seeking a way to explain it, but apparently it won't be that easy. "Er well... you see I um... I kinda maybe if not a little screwed up the coordinates to your portal."
"What do you mean by that?"
>"Well, to put it in simple terms, you fell off the carousel." Discord takes out a wet cloth and starts dabbing your face with it. "But not to worry, your old man has everything under control."
>The cold cloth feels uncomfortable against your face, but you accept it with open arms.
"How did you manage to screw it up?"

>>28732140
>Discord shoves the cloth into your cheek as he talks. "Well, I still haven't figured out your magical wavelength in a sense. Because Starlight was with you, teleportation was a breeze, but without me actually being there to move you along, the portal went a little... awol.
>Hmm, you wonder if what he said... and the time he said it...
>You grab Discord's extended arm and hold it against your body.
>Discord is no less than confused. "Um... I can't clean you if my arm is being held Anon."
"In what sense?"
>"Well for starters the cloth is in that arm, not my other, and secondly because-"
"You can't use your powers? You can't teleport? You can't do anything?"
>Discord looks at you with a face of pure confusion. "Er... where in Equestria did you get all that? And if you must know..." Discord detaches his arm and pats the place where it was detached, proofing it out of your grasp.
>Eh!? It was really only in the dream?
>Actually... now that you think about it...
>Did this transformation to a child make you...
>Oh jeez.
>Discord is right.
>You are dense.
>You nearly strangled him once!
>Honestly how couldn't you know the answer to that unless you...
>Discord slaps you with the cloth, snapping you out of your train of thought. "You OK there Anon? Do I have to slap you again? Hrmm... maybe your emotions are more a nuisance now."
"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

>>28732151
>"Oh you know as well as I do that emotions can always get in the way." Discord poofs a chart up out of nowhere, displaying a picture of Twilight, Discord, and you. "You can't kill Twilight because of emotional attachment, I can't do anything to her because she'll tell the princesses and Fluttershy, and she can't touch us because she absolutely loves you and hates me with a passion, but because I'm your father, the link goes too deep." The chart disappears with a snap as Discord crosses his arms and lays next to you. "Honestly, even the old you would know that much, am I right?"
>Even the... old you?
>Did you really change that much?
>Discord flicks you in the nose, causing you to scrunch over. "Hey! Don't go into another one of your dazes again."
>And his personality is a bit different too, so it must have been a dream.
>Or maybe this is a dream too.
>Discord is being more serious than usual.
"Discord, have a really changed that much?"
>He puts his finger on his beard and twiddles with it throughout his thinking. "Well, you have feelings now. Which is good in terms that you won't kill anyone without the soft feeling of regret looming over you. Bad in terms that your chaotic nature might take advantage of those feelings."
>Yes, he was right on the second part.
>You don't know about the first though.
>Discord goes on with his explanation, earning your full attention. "And in terms of mass genocide, you haven't killed a single thing!" Discord's head pops off like a cork as applause rain through your ears in spades before he lands at the front of your seat. "I honestly thought at least one or two little good-for-nothings would die in the process, but props to you my boy!"
>Well, that was true, you haven't killed in a while.
>But that doesn't explain shit.
"Discord, you usually act so carefree. Why are you serious now of all times?"

>>28732160
>Discord ponders further before his claw snaps him back onto his body. "Oh please, you think I'd just be all 'sunshine and rainbows' the whole way through. Ugh! Gag!" Discord points inside his mouth for extra emphasis before you looks back at you. "It's mostly all just an act so that those ponies out there don't accuse me of being a 'bad friend'. Especially the oh so perfect princesses." Every word relating to ponies and friends is added with a hint of disgust as he settles down in the cart with his arms played back.
>"But now that we're finally alone in a dimension of my own, with no harmony in sight and the chaos already being wrought. We can finally relax and talk it up. So what do you say Anon? Wanna talk it up with your old man?"
>Huh... so Discord has a whole other side?
>That dream really fucked up your views.
>But at least now you could get some answers.
"Sure. Let's... um... 'talk it up'."
>"Excellent! Now... on your marks..." Discord puts his paw over the button and motions you to do the same with your tentacles.
>So you follow his movement and wait for the signal.
>"Get set... GO!" The both of you push the red button on each side, causing the room to shine with rainbows before the walls explode into light.
>The surroundings become a whole lot more clear as the sky spirals around along with the earth.
>The chariot starts up with a poof of gas from an engine of some sort, but in only a few seconds, the two of you take off.
>Well, one of you takes off.
>Discord waves his detached arms off as the chariot torpedoes forward in a spiralling motion, following the distorted earth before you can finally make out an exit at the end.
>The realm around you distorts and zigzags, causing the chariot to lose balance and fall off the land.
>But it doesn't hinder the destination as you are propelled forward into the portal, streaks of light engulfing the two of you.

>>28732162
>Within the instance, you hear Discord snap his fingers, forcing the light to engulf your body as well.
>And soon, your vision is blinded once again.
>It doesn't take long to adjust, but you really hope all this light doesn't hurt your eyes for much longer.
>The world opens up around you, with clouds on the ground, oceans in the sky, and the sky where the earth is supposed to be.
>Your position is corrected as gravity pulls the chariot upwards towards the earth above, but it doesn't shake the feeling that the world seems a bit off.
>In the sense that when you land, your body feels like it's standing upside-down.
>But Discord doesn't look phased in the slightest, a soft grin going across his face as he snaps once more, creating a a sort of bridge across the domain in the opposite direction.
>You get off the chariot and adjust to the abnormal land around you before you start your trek across the bridge.
>The first steps feel weird, as instead of supporting your weight, it instead pushes you upward along with its planks as it floats upward in the direction of the sky.
>Discord hovers merrily beside you as you walk under the platform and flies in circles around you. "What do you think? Still needs a bit more tweaks, but after that, it'll be a brand new playground."
"And who is going to be playing on it?"
>Discord floats on over and boops you in the nose. "Why you of course! Who else but my own son to have a world all to himself where he can destroy, mess around, or do almost anything without repercussions."
>A world... all to your own?
"Why would I need all this? I know that my powers are becoming a bit unstable, but I am sure I can-"

>>28732172
>Before you can finish talking to Discord, you run into a hard wooden sign labeled 'not so fast'. "The area around here is filled to the brim with the chaotic energies of your old world. Wild and untamed, I believe it would make a perfect get-away home whenever we have our little talks like this." Discord poofs the sign away so you can continue your journey, but continues to speak his mind. "And as such, this little project along with my little guinea pigs still on the ride will help me figure out just how to configure it to a point where it could be turned into a permanent residence." Discord goes up to you and wiggles his eyebrow. "If you catch my drift."
>Oh jeez, another play on words?
>Well, you wouldn't mind an entire world all to yourself, but with the mimicked energies and general make-up.
>Eh, you'll give it a try, but you'll still prefer Twilight over anything.
>Unless he brings the entire castle here.
>But that wouldn't work for her if it meant living with Discord as well.
>At least that's the general sense of it.
>Now if you could bring Star over here, that would be-nngh
>Discord slaps you again with the cloth from before, pocketing it in his skin before looking at you annoyed. "It doesn't take that long to think Anon. Either you want it or you don't. I'm just being considerate with your, well... results."
>Your results?
>Oh, the chaos tests of sorts.
"What about my results?"
>Discord scratches his head with a hint of confusion and concern before telling you the exact results. "Well, for one thing, you were able to find an 'end' to my chaotic potential pole. And on another, you're claustrophobic. So in terms that you can understand..." Discord poofs in front of you and points directly at you. "Unless you are within Twilight's vicinity. You will sleep here on this world where nothing bad can happen that might lead to some unprecedented complications."

>>28732180
"Such as?"
>Discord gives you a look of pure disappointment before hitting you in the head. "Honestly, I really do hope your head is as dense as you are."
>Ergh... at least your head doesn't consist of metal.
>Just dense fibers and hair.
>That and the forces of unmeasurable chaos.
>... Yeah... he may be right.
>But you're certain nothing bad could happen in your sleep
>Your tentacles are tame... enough.
>... You can control them, that's all that matters.
>You make it past the long bridge and look up at Discord who is currently picking his teeth for something.
"I don't mind the world. So I guess I can live here when it is finished. And when Twilight is not around."
>Discord twitches from that last remark, but is overall happy. "Excellent! I'll tell you when the preparations are finished as soon as it's done so that everything is to your liking. Now, on to other things." Discord snaps his paw, making a sort of spiral contraption for you to walk through.
>"I have a matter to discuss with you, and it mostly involves your understanding on the subject." Discord floats through the middle of it while you walk on it with a slight caution.
"It wouldn't happen to involve chaos would it?"
>Discord smile fills with hope, but soon deflates into a frown. "Ah... as much as I'd love to talk about all the little details, sadly no. It isn't chaos that we're talking about here." Discord snaps again, creating a floating flow chart in the air. "It has more to do with the adjustments that you've been through in order to fit in this world. So mainly, and dare I say... 'feelings', and the 'friends' you've made thus far." Discord was cringing hard from this.
>You could tell them somewhere along the lines, he really didn't want to get into this.
"Are you sure? You seem to be in pain. Maybe you should reconsider?"

>>28732188
>Discord's mouth fills up with air as the words struggle to come out, but it's all in vain as a huge puff of air flies out. "Ugh... if only Twilight wasn't down for the count..."
"Was she really that crucial to the plan you had?"
>Discord huffs. "Psh... as if. Twilight was only supposed to get you through the 'lovy dovy bits of friendship' while I was going to spice it up a bit, but now that she didn't come, I have to explain... ugh... the magic of friendship-hmmmph" Discord gags on his words as you watch him struggle to find more.
>Well that's kind off ironic.
>Ironic.
>Hehehe... you get that!
>Irony, suffering, what's the difference?
>It's all the same really.
>But just so you're safe, you'll help him out a bit.
>You don't want your attitude to make Discord vomit on you instead.
>Karma is a crazy demon that takes sides.
>All except for the one dealt by it.
"Well. Twilight is my mom, so I love her."
>The words make Discord worse as his whole head turns green with nausea.
>"That's... nngh... great and all, but-"
"And because Star is Twilight's pupil, I should love her too."
>Discord nearly double-takes on his lunch. "Ack, wait you got it all mixed-hmmph!"
"And because Elune is my third best. I should give her my love too."
>Discord keels over in a fit of laughter and held-back vomit as he snaps his claw, forcing a metal shield to slide down his throat. "Ah, ack... Ahehem... ahrmhrmhrm..." He breathes in a monstrous amount of air into his throat before he pulls out a loudspeaker and puts it behind his muzzle. "NO YOU DENSE LITTLE DOLT, THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM ASKING FOR!"
>His voice echos throughout the unfinished world as your hair flies behind you from his booming answer.
>Hmm... it lacks the oomph of your enhanced voice, but it sure was something nonetheless.
"So what are you asking for Discord?"

>>28732198
>"Well not your love life for one..." Discord brushes himself off before continuing down the spiral of land, where as you just follow. "I'm talking mostly about your, well... friendships thus far..." He's still having a bit of difficulty with his words, but he still manages to talk. "Like how you... feel... and how you..." And just like that, he drops it. "Ugh, forget it. Maybe Starlight Glimmer would be better with this kind of thing."
"Perhaps. If you struggle this much with it, why bother?"
>This makes Discord light up immediately. "Exactly! Always with the nagging when I'll never be as..." Discord looks at your blank face and pouts. "You're just saying that aren't you?"
>You shrug and continue down the path.
"I do not do things I do not excel at. If I do, there is a chance for failure."
>Discord floats next to you and asks questioningly. "And what if you have to do something you're not good at? Do you give up? Do you push through like a brute?"
"No. If I can do it. I can excel at it. As simple as a question asking yes or no."
>The path spirals inward, leading down the a cloud below with a unique opening.
>A star shaped portal swirls inside of it, shimmering with light.
>Discord hovers on over to the entrance of it and snaps his claw, making the portal shake with intensity. "But what if the answer wasn't what you thought it would be? What if it wasn't that simple?"
"Then I would make it simple."
>Discord teleports next to you and pushes against your cheek with his. "Oh come now Anon! You can't always hope to bend the rules, can you? There must be at least one alternative if things go wrong."
"They have never gone wrong unless I chose them to. Nothing can change that."
>"Well suit yourself then, but remember this..." The both of you reach the portal and head on through. "Nobody likes a yes man."

>>28732209
So Discord fears that rapeanon is going mad making a world to destroy just for him for when Twi is not around. Then he implies that his feelings might actually make him go mad thanks to his chaotic nature.

Everything so far right now is good, but what you need to do is to start to develop a personality for your Anon other than stoic, and you do that by adding spice to his dialogue

>>28732209
Get the fuck out

>>28732937
No, he can stay, why you don't get the fuck out with me

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>>28731482
>chrysalis is extremely weakened in strength when forced into her pony form outside of discords dimension
... Son, did you even read my post?

Sigh, whatever. I was hoping to spark a discussion as to where Glimmer Chrysalis et al rank, particularly in regard to the various discords but I could have been more explicit.

>>28731703
>this.
And even Erf agrees with the guy who didn't read my post, waaaaa! Why even live even once?!

In that spoiler, I now see why you wanted to leverage the S6 final's hardware. That could be one heck of a plot device at some point.

>>28732209
Groovy update cookie, It went well with my disgustingly delicious dagwood hamburger.
- Just a hamburger
- Tossed in a searing hot olive oil lubed up pan
- A seasoning mix consisting of cayenne, chilli powder, smoked paprika, garlic salt, onion powder, and raw paprika, black pepper, and salt -- as to proportions? Dude, the possibilities are endless, it's hard to go wrong!
- Let the burger settle some with those seasonings hanging out on the raw side
- Mash the burger patty out so it goes from about 1.5" thick to 3/4" thick; timing here is important, the burger should be just barely cooked on the underside.
- Toss some onions in there too
- Slice up some tomato
- Get some baby salad greens set up
- And some raw garlic & purple cabbage sauerkraut
- Some crunchy toast
- BACON FOR THE BACON PONY
-- meanwhile, flip the burger and pile some sharp cheddar and the seared onions on top of the burger.

Throw some mayo on the crunchy toast, sauerkraut, and insulate it with the bacon, ketchup and dijon mustard on the bacon, lettuce and tomato, throw burger on top, add 2nd slice of crunchy toast.

Eat that shit. The garlic sauerkraut is what makes this go from good to pict related.

>>28733493
nigga in that entire post you didnt once mention discords power limiter imposed on chrysalis

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>>28733520
>nigga in that entire post you didnt once mention discords power limiter imposed on chrysalis
Kek, you're right, there's being less than explicit, then there's being retarded.

Here, have a cute cat shimmer

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>>28733793
with each image you post, i love shimmer more and more

whatever twisted mind control you are performing, it's working on me at least

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>>28733971
not him but

>>28733971
Starlight a best

Are we getting erf green?

>>28735335
is kill

>>28728932
>Slide? Rules? Part of the crew? He had to be pissed about something and was just hiding. Even worse, you were afraid you were going to plus one a roommate.
"Discord.Diiscooord...Noooope. Nonono. You can't do this!"
>You step up to him, but the first thing he does his point to his captain's had while demanding respect "Captain Havocbeard, if you don't mind. We are pirates after all"
>...christ..
"Fine, Cap'n..Captain...whatever. You can't make Starlight a permanent resident in your house! Unlike Chrysalis, she had friends who care about her. A home to go back to. She's also not evil. Look, I know I messed up by telling her everything. But don't you think this is going a little far? I mean, the CMC know about the changelings. And Starlight only found out because she's smart and deduced things and stuff. Nopony else is gonna find out. So, let her go. Ok?"
>"Anon, you act as if I'm angry at you. I'm not. I expected you'd tell her the secret sooner or later. Unlike the foals, I knew she'd catch on after finding out about our bug problem. Of course though..." Discord turns his attention to her "With everything Anon told you, you are aware that gives me free reign to do whatever I want with you should you squeal to any other pony. Right?"
>Starlight was feeling frightened by all this. She took a step back as her eyes met his. Everything you told her was becoming more and more true by the moment. To the point that maybe, she rather had just had been ignorant to it. She had heard the stories of the Spirit of Chaos. And she didn't know what he'd do to her now if he was capable of disabling her magic. "H-how could you just say that? I'm my own p-pony, you can't just take my f-freedom away!"
>Discord sighed and started rubbing his temples with his talons "I don't want to take your freedom away. I'm just saying that if you become entangled in my plans then you will have no choice but to partake in them."

>>28735363
>Starlight wasn't missing a beat. listening to every word closely. She was trying to figure out what the hell he could mean. "What exactly are you talking about then? Are you just saying that you'll just bother me if we happen to cross paths? Is that it?"
>"Ding Ding! That is EXACTLY it. Sad my first mate couldn't figure that out. Of course, that only will last as long as you keep quiet. If you do spill our secrets, which I hope you won't, then I will make things.." Discord's voice began to sound darker and eviller as he spoke "Very unpleasant"
>He then disappears and appears behind her, grabbing her for a hug as she struggles in his grip "But for now! you're part of the secret club of secret things who gets even more freedom then dear Chryssi! Isn't that nice!" He said in such a joyful and celebratory tone.
>He then disappears again, dropping Starlight to the ground as he teleports back to his original spot. But facing away from the both of you and looking ahead of the ship. "Which is fine because I'm in need of my crew's assistance at this very moment."
>As Starlight slowly gets up, dusting herself off. You were still trying to figure everything out.
"Hold on then.If you're not mad. Then, what was with the raging river? Why are we all suddenly pirate themed? And why aren't you worried about anypony else finding out."
>"Questions, Questions, so many questions and not enough action!" Discord complains, taking out his telescope and looking forward "If you must know. The river thing was a fluke, I didn't even know you had fallen in until later. And as for your past, as long as everypony just forgets it was a thing then nopony else will find out. As for the pirate theme...." Discord smirks as he turns back to face you, and tosses the telescope towards you. You hadn't realized it until he pointed forward that the boat was back in motion. "We have some loot to plunder"

>>28735487
>You could see it. Some blue old unicorn slowly dragging along a cart of...supplies?
>At this point. Starlight believed you now. And was already hating Discord, she couldn't believe the two of you were this close. "So that's it then? This whole thing is a game to you? Look, I don't have time to be playing games. And neither does Anon. We have to get back to Ponyville. We we're doing something before you showed up"
>"Oh? You mean walking out on him because you couldn't accept that he had a deep secret? It was shocking when you heard it, wasn't it?" Discord gives her a toothy, smug grin and slithers behind her and rubs a single talon gently along her back. "Spine tingling, wasn't it?"
>Starlight's entire body shivers as she steps forward away from him and turns around. Getting annoyed with him. "Will you stop? grr...yeah, fine. Yes. The whole thing, now that I know it's true. Is very bizarre. In fact...mnnn" Now that Discord had mentioned it to her, it did actually start to weigh on her mind. "In fact...Anon"
>You stop peering through the telescope and turn over to Starlight. She looked, very troubled.
"..Starlight, come on.."
>You put down the telescope and walk over to her with a gentle smile.
"Like I said, my past was the past. I know....The captain...is acting kinda evil about it. And, ok...it was kinda mean to remind everypony that you were leaving. But, the me you met. The me you slapped after being turned into a filly. the me who helped you handle that whole Sunburst stuff. That's me, that's the real me. C'mon,. I know it sounds heavy. But you'll probably never actually have to deal with it since you live so far off. It'll be fine. The me you know is the me that I am."

>>28735597
>Starlight stopped, and looked down. How could she argue that? You were honest with her after being dishonest. And you were dishonest because of how the situation was. What could she do now? Storm off because you lied to her before? She knew why now. And she never wanted to hate you in the first place. She was just...hurt. "Alright, I'm calm. I'm cool. I can live with this...but Anon, next time we're alone. I want to know more about this whole human thing....Also.." Starlight also just realized he wanted to play fucking pirate "We can't really do what you want us to do right now, I'm sort of on this apology tour thing." Starlight didn't want any part in this.
>"Oh don't be a spoiled sport. Applejack is as stubborn as a mule. She'll be chewing on that rope for quite some time before Twilight can convince her otherwise. Come on, it'll be fun. Didn't you used to do bad things or...something? I forget." Discord snatches the telescope and looks back at the old pony "We'll be reaching our target soon."
"..Actually..Cap'n"
>After looking at the target. It didn't seem very fun. An old guy? Really?..maybe if it was someone more deserving.
"I'm with Starlight on this one. Now, I know..I know. I blew the fun on Blueblood. We can still do that one if you want. But this? Really? It's an old pony, what do you even have against him? It doesn't seem like you to pick on an old guy"
>Discord chuckles darkly at you "Oh?...really? oh hoho..Dear dear First mate. This..."Old Guy" DARED to ruin my entire brunch with Fluttershy"
>Wut?
>Before you could say anything. Starlight spoke first. she had her doubts "That guy? That old guy? Really? How could he ruin your brunch with her? I mean, I remember Fluttershy. She was pretty gentle and sweet. I doubt an old pony would just go out to ruin a brunch."

>>28735615
>Discord lets out a dark chuckle "ohohoho...really? Anti-Twilight thinks that an old pony..THAT OLD EVIL LITTLE CODGER!" Discord let's out with a angry spark before calming down the best he can. He then walks over to the port side of the boat and looks over to the old Unicorn pony. who was using his magic to help with the pulling. "Is sweet and innocent? And..Et tu? Anon? Hmm? Oh nonono..." Discord changes the telescope into a sword and spins it around a little "That particular pony has managed to earn my vengeance."
>......
>This was a moment where both you and Starlight were thinking the same thing. You both just looked at eachother, befuddled by Discord's reaction.
"Uhhhhh,..."
>You both look back at him, eyebrows raised.
"You want to explain how that happened Cap'n?"
>"Oh? You want to know hmm? I'll tell you, maybe then you'll help me! It's the least the both of you can do after encountering my good graces despite my current need for revenge. For you see, that pony...." Discord growls "That pony, he stood in front of me and Fluttershy at the produce cart. There were fresh, absolutely delectable cucumbers ready to be bought. And me, wanting to show how much of a good friend I really was, had offered to buy the both of us enough for sandwiches. And yes, this meant without any fancy tricks. But the pony in front of us...HIM! He bought...the entire..STOCK!"
>"...So you want revenge because he bought cucumbers fair and square? Why didn't you just go buy some somewhere else? Or..I dunno...use that crazy chaos magic you have." Starlight questioned.

>>28735668
>"As I said, I wanted to do this legitimately for Fluttershy's sake. And when I failed. Poor.." Discord started gripping his paw and talons as the thought made him angrier "Poor..poor dear Fluttershy. The loss of the cucumbers made her upset, she cried, she wailed, she gave in to despair. Why, I thought she would fall right there in then. I knew something had to be done! And so..I opted for just robbing that pony in a style most deserving for his ilk"
>Woooah wait. No...
"...He hurt Fluttershy?..mnnn"
>You could feel the rage building in you. Just like with that Chimera. You loved that yellow horse too much. To know someone hurt her, even some old fuck, that didn't fly.
>"Are you serious? She fell apart because somepony bought up a bunch of cucumbers? Is that all she eats?...I dunno, something seems fishy about that story. I doubt she'd break apart that much. Nopony is that wimpy." Starlight comments.
"Oh no, Starlight. Fluttershy is very delicate. There was a time where she fell apart so hard that she took this seminar thing to help her assert herself better and she took it the complete other direction. It's either one side or the other, and..y'know. I think that old pony should have been more considerate."
>Starlight could see it. You looked like you wanted to join in after all. You had mentioned the moments like the battle with RD and nightmare night. But seeing it for herself, she could see that at this moment. Your cutie mark matched what was going through your head. "Still...revenge? Did Fluttershy really react like that? Like I said, she didn't seem all that wimpy to me. She's actually the one who tricked me. So, y'know. Kinda hard to believe she'd fall apart over some cucumbers."
>"But she did! honest!" Discord holds his paw up as a swear "Sure, she may have not shown it, even smiling at me and telling me "That's ok Discord, we can have some muffins and hay and wheat sandwiches instead". But I could see it in her eyes. She was utterly devastated!"

>>28735688
>.....
"Ok, just take us back. Discord...seriously? I'll say this, I'll even say this in front of Starlight. You wanna have fun with me and cause some chaos? Fine, it depends, but fine. But that's some old innocent dude. It wouldn't even be fun. Can we just get back to Applejack and Twilight already? You could at least still take joy in the fact that I'm..."
>You hesitate, if it was one thing you didn't mention...was that "bonus" in beating Twilight. Luckily, your hesitation is so short lived that Starlight doesn't notice
"at least doing..something with you later."
>"Mutiny. Is it? Captain Havocbe-" Before Discord can finish his sentence. His boat has finally come side by side with the old pony. And the old pony had noticed. Turning to his side and yelling at Discord like a sour old bean.
>"HEY! HEY YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER SON OF A BLENDED TURNIP! I REMEMBER YOU! YOU THREW THAT TOMATO AT ME BACK AT THE MARKET! I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT! DON'T THINK YOU CAN DISRESPECT ME! GRANDFATHER CLOCK! IT'S NOT JUST A NAME YOU KNOW! I'LL CLEAN YER CLOCK FOR MESSING WITH ME!"
>Holy crap. That old guy sure was spritely.
>Discord turned and looked to the side of his ship and yelled back at the old man. "YOU OLD FOOL! I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE! AND THOSE CUCUMBERS ARE MINE! I SAW THEM FIRST!"
>"WELL I SAW THEM FIRSTER! AND I WAS BEFORE YOU ,YOU MISH MASH WHOZAWHATSIT! IF YOU THINK YER GETTIN' MY CUCUMBERS, THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"
>Discord laughs at him "HA! HAHAHA! I DON'T EVEN NEED MY MAGIC TO TAKE YOU ON OLD MAN! THAT'S WHAT I HAVE MY SHIP AND CREW FOR!"
>Starlight rolls her eyes and mumbles under her breath "Oh yeah, real show of power when you expect a four on one against a pony who can barely move"
>that makes you giggle, which makes Discord even more angry. "...why you.." Discord then looks back at the old man "FORGET MY CREW! I'M JUST GOING TO BLAST YOU WITH MY CANNONS AND TAKE WHAT'S MINE!"

>>28735700
>"OH YOU THINK SO?! YOU DO? DON'T YOU? YOU DRAGON FACED SON OF A POTATO!? HMM? HMMM?! WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE MY CUCUMBERS! THEN COME ON! I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO TRY!"
>.....good lord.
"Discord...you threw a goddamn tomato at him because he rightfully bought all the cucumbers with his hard earned money. Just let it go."
>You tell Discord as he rushes up one of the cannons and aims directly at the old pony.
>"...." Starlight looks at you, in utter amazement on Discord's actions. She expected the spirit of chaos to not be THIS petty. "Is he always like this?"
> you raise your hoof and shake it side to side
"ehhhhh, depends on the situation....Discord."
>You trot over to the cannon and give it a push to change it's aim.
"Don't do this..it isn't worth it."
>"LISTEN TO THE TALKING BEAR YOU DUMB BEARDED DRAGON! THE CUCUMBERS ARE MINE!"
>...Bear?!....BEAR?! GODDAMMIT! WHY DO EVERY OLD ASS PONY SEE YOU AS A BEAR?!
"I'M NOT A BEAR! LOOK! SEE? HOOVES! HOOVES AND A MANE AND EVERYTHING!"
>You were sick of that bear shit. Your own petty anger lighting up the moment he called you a bear.
>"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME YOU SMELLY BAG OF FUR! NOW UNLESS YER GONNA FIRE THAT THING! I DEMAND THAT YOU LEAVE ME BE SO I CAN GET HOME AND MAKE ME SOME SAMMICHS!SHEESH, WHO KEEPS A STUPID BEAR AS A PET ANYWAY? THEIR JUST BIG AND MORONIC!"
>......
>You tilts the cannon back in place. Fuck that guy. You weren't gonna take that. You weren't a big dumb bear.
"....fire"
>"Gladly..." Discord smirks as his faith in you reignites. Enough to light the fuse on the cannon and make it fire it's cannonball right at the old pony's cart.
>But the old pony cackles "HA! GOTCHA! THIS IS WHAT YA GET FOR MESSIN WITH A WAR VET YOU PIRATE PRETENDERS!"

>>28735743
>The old stallion hops on his cart with a backflip and catches the cannonball right when it reaches his face. But instead of stopping it with his magic, the cannonball speedily orbits around him and flies back at the ship. Punching a hole right into the hull. from portside to starboard. As the cannonball went through. It caught a certain "Earth pony" with it. Ouch....poor Chrysalis. You were sure she survived that. As she screamed Discord all the way to the distance. wooo....you hoped that wouldn't make the sleepover...less..fun..or something...oh lord. She's gonna be as pissed as a bee, isn't she?
>As for the boat, it started to sink. You could hear the old man cackling in victory as the boat sunk ever lower into the river.
>Starlight's horn also sparked for a moment. She could feel her magic returning. "M-my magic! I-it's back!" She was also given a fright from the cannonball punching a hole in the hull.
>You and Discord were stunned however, that the old pony could just do that.
>"...I can't believe it. He...beat my ship...he beat....us"
"....How...about we just pretend it didn't happen?"
>"...Right...good idea....You just...get back to what you were doing..."
"..Right..."
>You step back to Starlight, who, after recovering from the situation. gave you a smirk. "So, that's how things really are hm? It's kind of funny, seeing it for myself." She giggled "It's kind of cute actually. isn't it, mr.bear?"
>....
"...ok ok...fine."
>You gruffed before looking back at Discord, you could already feel some water rising up on the deck.
"Dis-...Captain? What are you going to do?"
>Discord shrugged "Oh..you know, go down with the ship, probably try to find some fish for my aquarium"
"Right, yeah...ok Starlight...ready to go back"

>>28735769
>Starlight let out a small sweet giggle "Alright...hehe, I don't think this is so bad after all. you both make a pretty cute pair"
>....
"..ok! sheesh! I get it...can we go?"
>Starlight smirked as she looked up to the side "ooookkk, whatever you say"
>And so, you both teleported off the ship. The only other thing on your mind was Chrysalis. Even after you appeared back near Applejack's house without the piratey clothes. It wouldn't leave you. She'd no doubt be fine, but dammit..just dammit...you hoped she wouldn't take shit out on you. You also wondered about her wing, and hell. her health in general. Despite the fact she was going to be scary later anyway.
>In fact, when you teleported back. You took your saddlebag back from Starlight and got your map. You peered over to where Chrysalis should be. It looked like she was indeed ok, and already heading back to Ponyville.....sheesh. You'd think she'd go back home to recover. But, if she's deadset on something, then a cannonball doesn't look like it'd stop her.

>>28735743
>You dragon faced son of a potato
I lost my sides right there

>>28732209
Yeah, I was going to say earlier but refrained, I greatly disliked the idea of anon cancelling out Discord.
But what a twist!

>>28735771
Now nigga, this shit is cute.

For those who care, update is still going to be way late. Ain't coming for a while.

>>28735743
>Every old pony looks at erfanon as a bear
What, when has that ever happened?

>>28736161
10/10 update babe, it was filled with feels and even managed to be a bit risqué. Keep up the good work

>>28736459
Beginning of the story Granny Smith thought Anon was a bear when Applebloom introduced him

>>28736990
[Citation needed]

>>28736161
nice update nigga

>>28737155
granny smith pounced on Anon to protect Applebloom when Applebloom was first showing Anon around. Granny smith then makes the aame mistake before the big mac fight

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>>28733971
>whatever twisted mind control you are performing
I could tell you, these ways steeped in the old one's lore lost before time flowed with reason held hand in hand; but, knowing as much now would only lead you astray. And we can not have that. For now, embrace the sunset. F.ex, pict related

>>28735771
Those scenes were fucking gold, Starlight coming to terms with anon's choice honesty becoming a burdensome truth, Discord's unique perspective as a key witness to events involving flutershy, and a ninja clockwork pone delivering bug butt to new heights of frustration and impotent furry-- kek circus.

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>>28735771
glad starlights back to normal and okay with everything

also she a cute

Can we all agree that
Erf Twiggles > Elo Twiggles
Erf Flutters > Elo Flutters
Erf Ponka > Elo Ponka
Erf Rarity < Elo Rarity
Erf Applejack < Elo Applejack
Erf Rainbow Dash = Elo Rainbow Dash

>>28738438
I'm ok with this.

>>28738438
sounds about right

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>>28738438
This list is alright

>>28738438
Elo's Rarity makes me all giddy so I agree

>>28738587
Saved

>>28739179
Seconded

>>28736161
>update is still going to be way late
But why

Man such a slow day. As for erf's update, I want to see how this goes before writting an essay about it

>>28741592
Whelp the part that was posted left me feeling conflicted. The leveling between Starlight and Anon seemed abrupt but maybe because they wanted to get out of this situation and work it out alone.

I'm actually worried a bit about Chrissy since that must have sucked and she didn't 'deserve' it. Also Erf still needs to give her a piece of her mind. I'd actually be really pissed about that part.

Overall the whole Discord setup was quite jolly humorous so that was good.

Are we getting erf's green?

>>28741920
is kill

>>28741920
playing xeno 2 with bro. will write right after quest

>>28735771
"Welp...that was...that was a thing"
>You chuckle at the awkwardness and hilarity of it. You then look around, you were a trot away from the house. Applebloom was still waiting outside. Seems Twilight hadn't dissuaded Applejack yet.
>"It was." Starlight's smile began to fade, as she began to worry about what she's learned once again "Kinda wish the moment lasted a little longer."
"What's wrong? Are you worried about Chrysalis? She'll be ok"
>Starlight shook her head "No, it's not her...definitely not her. It's this whole thing. You, and the apologies..everything. I thought I had a handle on it. But, it was just me finding the last few moments funny." Starlight looks down at you with pure seriousness in her eyes, she wanted to unlock some secrets she felt were away from her grasp. "How do you not fall apart knowing that your lying to everypony everyday? I know you said you act like the real you. But everything else....That's total annihilation if it ever spread of who you really are. And, who are you really? You say you're human, but it seems like you always had a handle on our world."
>...DON'T MENTION THE SHOW! No, you can explain this away easily. You take a breath, calm down, and look into her eyes to show you weren't lying. To show respect instead of looking away.
"Our worlds have a lot of similarities. Language, games, grass, blue sky, sun, moon....Roller derby...Bowling...I still don't understand how Ponies can bowl as good as humans but hey. I've learned a lot of crazy stuff while living here. As for the life I'm living? Yeah, I went through a lot of internal struggling with that one. But, the princesses know more than just my past life. They helped me handle this one too. It's just a matter of eventually forgetting my old life ever existed. even if it is the reason Discord feels I'm his perfect candidate for chaos, among other things."
>you then start to smile

>>28742354
"As for the apologies, well. Forget what you did in the past, like I did. And just move forward. If you show Applejack that you really want to change. Then she'll forgive you, especially if you have friends like me and Twilight at your side."
>Starlight looked down in shame, remembering what she had done "It's hard. I nearly ruined the lives of everypony over a silly ambition, just because I got upset at a former friend. How do you forgive something like that?"
>You give a quick smug chuckle
"three words. They forgave Discord"
>"...yeah, heh." Starlight was still nervous "I guess if you can forgive somepony who nearly made the world his plaything twice. Then I guess...mmm" Starlight lost her foothold again as she looked down "..I don't know what I'm guessing at. Nopony seems to like Discord too much, and everypony HATES the changeling queen, I guess thinking about being part of that "crew" is making me feel like I'm just no good. I think the only reason the townsponies like me is because they don't know any better"
"Ignore Discord's whole "crew" thing. I'm part of it too and I'd like to think I'm pretty well liked. You're not a villain Starlight. You just made a mistake"
>"I'm trying to just think of it as one."
>Hmmmm.....
"Remember how I said humans were like dragons?"
>"Yeah. Why?" Starlight was curious as to why you brought that up
"To be specific, many humans are vile creatures who will take everything away from everypony else until they are homeless and then they die. Entire countries sometimes suffer through a huge genocide. Millions dead Starlight, millions. Only to die for their superiors to line their pockets with money. There's some good humans in the world and all. But not many, death and hatred and murder is commonplace. Equestria? It's a paradise where ponies can forgive eachother even if they tried taking over the world. Case in point..egh..Scrappy"
>"Scrappy? Oh, you mean the changeling that's a dog. Why bring him up?"

>>28742396
"Because, despite being a changeling. Three little fillies, who even witnessed the attack on Canterlot. Forgave him, and are his friend. If they can forgive a spawn bred to conquer. Then Twilight and her friends will forgive you for sure. Trust me."
>"Trust you..." Starlight was beginning to. And what you said about humans... "Are humans really like that? That sounds worse than any monster or evil entity in Equestria. I don't even think windigos are as evil as that. And considering they can end the world. That's pretty evil. So, what we're you then? We're you that kind of human?"
>....oh no. She wanted to know the kind of human you were. Considering you were a pathetic wageslave who fucked up his life. It was too embarrassing to say.
"..oh..erm. You..."
>But you also tried to lie, and yet. you couldn't. After what happened with her when she reacted to you about going to Applejack's. The guilt hit you hard enough to just keep you silent or fumbling with words.
>"Anon, please...I need to know this. I want to know who you were. I feel, if I do. Then I can understand a little better why and how you manage to handle the situations you find yourself in. I don't want to lie. But I want to know where all that courage comes from."
"Starlight...seriously. If I told you, you'd probably just laugh"
>...You really didn't want her to know.
>"Anon, I see you as an equal. You know my past. Now, I want to know yours. I want to get closer to you. I want to know that if I do screw up. That the pony I trust is a pony I know inside and out. So I know our friendship isn't an illusion. Please.."
>But you stay silent, you sit down. It's been awhile, but you could feel your past creeping up on you. Something that if anyone else knew, they would second guess your intentions.

>>28742461
>Starlight sits in front of you.and holds you close to her chest. Hugging you gently. "Anon, you're the only one I've ever been able to trust after Sunburst. Please don't do this. You can trust me, please put your trust in me."
>What Starlight wanted was the ability to trust in one another. She felt it'd give her the strength to move on. If she knew that someone out there really did see her as an equal. Someone who understood her at nearly every level. And you were the only one to come close.
>Her touch was as warming as Fluttershy's. Perhaps, at this moment. Moreso. Unlike Chrysalis or Discord. Starlight knew who you are and treated it in the most friendly manner thus far. She didn't question your methods like the princesses, she didn't expect you to be evil like Chrysalis, and Discord...he's just a wildcard. You started to cry, you felt...it was safe to cry.
"S-starlight, I..I was just pathetic ok? Please, please stop asking."
>Starlight was surprised. She didn't expect you to burst into tears. But she felt she had to know. And now, with your tears. She felt, like you with her. That she wanted to let you know it was ok to let her know. She wanted to help. She also realized, that aside from Discord. Nobody else knows this information. You've kept it to yourself all this time. "And so was I. Anon, you can tell me what made you pathetic. Because you know what? You're not pathetic anymore, if you were, you wouldn't be able to do the amazing things you've been able to do today. Trying to tame the changeling queen? Not even the princesses can handle something like that. And saving an entire world?" Starlight tries to give a confident and cheerful chuckle "That makes you a hero colt to me. The way you helped me, that makes you THE hero colt. My hero colt. And nothing you can tell me will change that. So come on, how bad can it be?"

>>28742480
>"How bad can it be" she says. lord, if she knew...
>But this feeling...would it be so bad...if she knew?
>You pull back a little to look up at her with tear soaked eyes "If I tell you, will you do something for m-me?"
>"Sure, it can be anything" Starlight gives you a warm smile "You can trust me on that"
"If I tell you..then..you can't think any less of me...and also..."
>That hug, was very warming.
"If I ever come to sleep over at your place. You gotta cuddle with me"
>Wait..WAIT!
>"Uhm..ok? Sure" Starlight found that a little odd as you just realized what you said
"Ahrm.."
>You blush in embarrassment
"Forget that last one...It's just this thing I have an-"
>"Relax Anon, isn't that what you told me? I don't see what's wrong if we cuddle in bed."
>....
"I was an adult before...remember?"
>Starlight cringed..she forgot that. Especially when you started crying "Oh...right..well..." She shrugged, smiling a sheepish smile "Erm..so? It's not like we're romantically involved. It's a friend...oh" She then realized something else "isn't your marefriend a filly?...h-how does that work/"
>You sigh...you didn't really want to get into that either
"I just...roll with it. My body chemistry and stuff has changed, as had my mind I think. I guess I just roll with it until we both grow up...T-that isn't too weird..r-r-right?"
>"Erm..sorta" Starlight told truthfully "But uhh...I guess. Erm, as long as you don't do anything wrong. woo, ok. That's weird, but you've gotten this far. And you do seem to mentally fit the roll you've taken.I can look past it. You're my friend, we all have weird quarks, I-I guess it's not as bad as trying to force everypony to stand under my old ideology. Right?"
"Right..."

>>28742520
>That was super awkward. Super damn awkward. But, it looked like she really could look past that as long as you didn't actually try anything..or she never found out if you ever do. Dammit Chrysalis...you now had to REALLY pay attention to thing.
>But also...if Starlight could look past that..
>You looked to the sky, and began to speak.
"As a human, I was a shut in who only cared about watching cartoons and playing video games. My mother didn't support it, but she also never did anything. My Dad divorced, he didn't stick around, and didn't want a son who didn't strive for anything. I sort of got it in my head that there was no point since so many things seemed so...stupid. Compared to what I see in games,stories, and shows. I always got beat up in school and I never made any friends. I always got into nerdy arguments and I got good enough to win most gaming tournaments in my area...but...egh...it never made me feel better. Then when my mom kicked me out, I had to get a job. A soul sucking, low wage job where everyone just hated eachother but acted like a good person for the customer. I ate pizza almost every other night, pizza and ramen. Sometimes I'd get invited to a party, but I always said no. I didn't see a point..or really, I was afraid of being around other people who'd judge me..or just...people I hated. I guess I was also a little anarchist in a sense. Wanted the system to burn, my enemies to suffer, my job to blow up with everypony in it...stuff like that. I spent my nights on a image message board to get a sense of companionship. Before you ask, we had a thing called the internet that let us send messages and view things over long distances. I did that, anonymously. But nobody really cared. Nobody does.And neither did I. I hated people, they never saw the logic to anything and....no"
>You sigh

>>28742539
"That's not it. I just always got salty whenever anypony didn't see my way. I just thought everypony else was wrong. I was selfish, angry, and secluded myself like an idiot. I enjoyed arguing because it stimulated my mind, but it also made me bitter and angry and made me think everypony else was just dumb. I was just...a waste of space really. I never accomplished anything and never had any kids. No girl was interested. That's why I took Discord's offer. Anyplace was better than there, and given where I was going. I felt it would give me a second chance to have what I always dreamed of. Of course, it didn't turn out that way...Pretty pathetic, huh? I'm just a huge failure who couldn't get this life to work the way I want it to, despite having the advantages I have this time"

>>28742583
>"Anon..." Starlight sighs and boops your nose "The only thing I can agree with is you being dumb. You didn't fail, I'm proof that you didn't fail. The fact that you can acknowledge these things means you didn't fail. The fact you care,love, and want to protect your friends means you didn't want to fail and...woah" Starlight put her hoof to her cheek as she comes to a realization "I think I get how Twilight feels whenever she solved one of those friendship problems she always seems to get into. But Anon, really. I don't think you're pathetic. Definitely weird, very much weird with some things I'm going to have to get over. But hey, if you're pathetic. Then I'm pathetic too. I can't even talk to a couple of ponies despite having the Princess of Friendship's help. So if you want to be pathetic, then we can go back to the train station. And ride the train back to town to have a big old pathetic pony party. But Anon..." She started to feel determined, she wanted to protect your smile and oddly fun personality. "I'd rather I get through this, and I can't get through this with you. If my words didn't change your mind. Then prove to yourself you're not pathetic by being the hero colt we've all heard about. And help this dopy pony do some apologies that should be easy. I can count on you, right?"
>Count on you?...she couldn't do it without you? Fuck...she was willing to take you home just to lament on how you both suck?
>...fuck Starlight...
>Fuck...
>you started to tear up worse...but, you were crying in comfort. She knew who you are, and was willing to stick by you. Whether you gave up or not.

>>28742594
"Seriously? You'd stick by me, even if I give up?"
>Starlight nodded, keeping a smile "I'd have to. I'm gonna admit this Anon, just like you admitted about your life. I can't do this without you. Twilight isn't enough. I need you by my side if I want to get through this. And I'll put my trust in you. All I ask is you tell me if you have some ulterior motive if we end up going off track again. Can you do that for me?"
>...your heart...dammit Starlight...dammit
"...I can. And.."
>You stand up, and wipe your eyes.
"I think I can do this. I mean, what do I have to lose right? If I screw up we can just cry together, huh?"
>"Yeah...but hey, I have a feeling that won't be happening any time soon" Starlight looked over to Applejack's house, and looked at Applebloom, who seemed nervous about something "Besides, if you're hiding out with me. Then you're friends would start to miss you. Especially your "Aunt". You don't want that to happen right?"
>....oohhh..no. You didn't want to worry Fluttershy. She loved you so damn much. If anything, at this point, she made your new life worth living despite being a lie. If only, as Luna and Celestia had made clear, your old life didn't exist anymore anyway. It...didn't make you who you are now.
>....Yeah, you WERE Anon the colt. Anon, the son of chaos. Anon...Starlight's friend.
"..Yeah, and hey. I kind of want to see her after Applejack. Sorta of a picker upper for the mood"
>"For those cuddles, right?" Starlight tries teasing you a little. to lighten the mood.
>You wince at that
"...Y-yeah...she cuddles pretty good you know."
>She still found it weird. But she went with it. And lifted you with her magic and rubbed her cheek along yours "You mean like this? Because, I do admit, you are cute"
>Oook, as much as this was warming to your heart. It was getting weird.
"Alright, alright! I get it...you can put me down. Let's get you through this. Do you know how weird that was? A adult doing that to me like that?

>>28742611
>Starlight snickered "Like what? Seemed like normal affection to me. I think you're just being uptight"
>..Were you?...god you were, considering Chrysalis exists... and the shit she did tops what just happened now.
"..you're just teasing me."
>"Mhmmm, but you feel better now. Don't you?" Starlight asks, she felt you were of happier moods just because, as it seemed, you like cuddling. And teasing you never actually seems to bring you down if it's lighthearted.
"Pfft, whatever. Still surprised you're fine with my life."
>"Only because you are fine with mine. Remember? Equals? I've said it like fifty times already." Starlight ruffled your mane as she giggled.
>You whip your hoof at hers and growl, and yet. You weren't truly angry.
"Fiiiine...fine. You made your point. Thanks Starlight, I feel better now..."
>"So do I. I think if this never happened. I would have never really been able to handle things anyway. Thanks for telling me the truth. Really..thanks" Starlight gave you another hug, a friendly hug.
"You're welcome..and thanks too. Now, you wanna go try this apology thing?"
>"Yep, I feel a little nervous. But I know with you at my side. I can do this." She stood tall, ready to well...apologize.
"Alright then..let's do this."

>>28742627
>Yfw erf regrets his day when Starlight ends up reformingvthe changelings

>>28742627
and then Anon impregnated Glimglam the end

>>28742627
I actually liked this, we finally got a clear background for ErfAnon, the thing that I don't know how to feel about was him telling Starlight about genocides and things like that. I did like whoever how Glimmer took the whole revelation, and once again ErfAnon realizing that his old life doesn't count anymore.

I suppose that this is the begining for ErfAnon to realize that while this might not be the life he wanted or expected, it is a far better life than he gives credit for. Let's see how it all develops, I'm curious too what will happen when ErfAnon talks to Scrappy again and of course what is Starlight thinking about the deal with the flim flam world and that other Anon

Why is the thread so slow? Where are all of the anons posting their thoughts? Where's Ben? Where's Gumball? Where's Bunny? Where's Laskruviel? Where's Wanda? Where's the brazilian drawfag? Where the fuck is Elo?

>>28743988
Always appreciate your thoughts essay anon

>>28742594
>"I'd rather I get through this, and I can't get through this with you.
>and I can't get through this with you.
damn starlight
brutal

>>28744566
Erf's engrish has gotten weirder and weirder from quite some time

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>>28742627
A CUTE

shes even a cuddlebuddy now

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>>28743988
>the thing that I don't know how to feel about was him telling Starlight about genocides and things like that.
I Took that as characterization, the guys is now firmly established as a total sperg with a myopic view of himself and others.

He partially understands he's wrong to, but it feels too comfy for him to see everything in a Good Vs Evil dichotomy, Success Vs Failure and so on. So, he fails to avoid this narrow view of himself etc.

To make himself not be bad in his own mind, he _needs_ to highlight just how super bad other humans are.

He's such a sad thing.

>>28743612
>and then Anon impregnated Glimglam the end
Kek, Glimmer is curious cool with those cuddles even under awareness of what Anon's perspective obviously is.

Glimmer's struggle for true equality was a mask her mind wore to displace her desire to fix her hurt over sunburst leaving her by molesting other colts who she was now Equal with.

She's a pedobear who want's to tear anon away form his pillow and filly friend. Nay, she wants to place her plump rump on that pillow while she has a lewd 3-some with Anon and the pillow while Diamond watches, nibbling her hoof in nervous excitement.

It all will start at the slumber party., where Nymous will plant the seeds of corruption to yield to Anon the 3rd and 4th members of his budding harem of rapine glory. And also Spoiled Rotten.

It's all a plot by bug butt, she's realized the path to controlling Anon was as obvious as his brutal fucking of a pillow.

And twist, it's only Sunset Shimmer's timely seduction of Anon that Crhysalis's rise to power riding on the back of Anon and his harem is halted.

And forever more, Sunset's boobs were commemorated in Celestia's stained glass window with the rest of the histories.

>>28742611
Nice update is nice, heavy feels make me feel silly for feeling pity for Anon.

>>28744731
the fuck is them man legs

>>28744283
I'm here, finished update but not will edit it until I finish watching day of the dead

>>28744283
Regaining interest for 4chins, huddling in jerk circle. Just got power back 3 days ago, and internet 2 after two+ weeks. Been procrastinating ever since!

https://piczel.tv/watch/RabbitEars#chat
Come watch Bunny draw lewd. And if you complain it's gay, well! Y-You're fucking gay, ya queer!

>>28744283
Been working all the past week and a half. Chugging along at a snail's pace on the update, no memeing me please.

I think I've come to grips that these sort of generals are slow, where people check back in once a day or so to see updates on the stories they like. I just want them to post when they visit, even if they lurked previously like me. It doesn't seem like that's asking too much just their thoughts at the time. Even shitpost anon is welcome here.
If you think no one would miss your posting or think you don't have anything you really want to say, I garuntee you are wrong. The more the merrier!

>>28744566
*without you....

ill fix it in the pastebin

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Alright, in the progress to better myself, I've finally got a sort of stylus and notepad to work with. So with that said and a little bit of practice, I made this thing.

Feedback Very much appreciated for Drawings.

>>28745477
Now with 100% more anonymous chat enabled.

>>28745752
whys that pony have a huge tumor in their leg

>>28745752
I like the head, but the chest and hinderlegs look weird

>>28745752
Alrighty, I can give some feedback!

The most obvious areas of improvement are the torso and hindlegs. In real life the torso of an equine sort of hangs suspended from the limbs (only sort of, to give you a sense of the curve) now you clearly don't have to follow that to a t, but the way you drew it, and I assume you meant it to look feminine, gives the impression that the pony in question is starving, and their ribcage is beginning to show. Easily correctable, just Google some reference pics.
Most importantly and a bit harder to correct are the hindlegs, as they have a unique structure. As you drew them, they have little form, appearing to be an egg shaped lump hanging from the flank with a pillar like structure jutting down from underneath. Again, you need reference. Look at real life pics and draw them to understand the fundamental structure, follow along with tutorials for drawing ponies you can find online, my virtual keyboard is going absolutely fucking insane I have no idea what is happening, etc, etc...
I look forward to you improving! Feel free to continue posting progress, I'm interested.


This reminds me of the time when I posted that horrible Carl Wheezer impression, which everyone will be happy to hear has improved dramatically.

>>28745752
>>28746352
Oh, I forgot to mention what I liked!
You have a pretty good sense of shading and coloring, as I know some 'artists' who genuinely think simply putting a partially opaque layer of black is shading, you put different shades of green and kept it in such a way as to give an idea of the form of the object. The little face on the right was cute, and I liked it.
The face could be improved, but it's really not that glaring of an issue. I suggest getting the body down pat before moving on to that.
All in all, not that bad, have you posted drawings on the thread before?

>>28745503
I agree with that my babe has to say here, everyone is welcome in this place, so for all of you lurkers who feel like their comment would go unnoticed, yiu are wrong my darlings.

>>28745752
Same as everyone, the torso looks kinda weird thanks to the chest

>>28746398

>...you put different shades of green...

Is it me or are those shadows not just a singular darker shade of the color they are used on? That may not be adding transparent black, but there's certainly no more than 2 different colors used to shade (counting the colors for the body and mane/tail as two separate colors)

>>28745752

Otherwise tho, it's really good! I agree that the anatomy needs some work, but it's far better than most drawings that I have seen on here

>>28746352
>>28746398
Neato! Yeah, the torso is a bit thin for wear, but I usually imagined my Anon as the type that didn't eat too much besides humans of high intellect and standing powers, so the depiction of the ribs nearly showing out might be realistic, but a flaw in the drawing nonetheless. As for the hindlegs, I sort of took references from cartoon pones, not real life figures. And even then I missed some of the anatomy on that part, so that's also my bad.

I honestly look at the adorable aspects of ponies and try to emphasize on it. Finding a blend between not too complex and not too plain. A weird combination, but I believe it works for the best, since it plays well with the colors and shadings which I see the most of you like. I was honestly worried that nobody would like the normality aspect of the pone, that the eyes would look too weird without the black or the ears might not be that pointy, but it looked too good to pass up.

So besides the Anatomy that I have to research and the extra work to improve my shading further Bunny is a saint I will hopefully improve for the better. With more feedback of course.

>>28746540
Yeah, you can see what I'm talking about if you look at the ears. The main shade color he used differs from the border, and there are different tints of shadow used for the interior of the ear.

>>28746398
Oh and also yes, I have posted drawings in the past, though it was hand-drawn on paper with little coloring to go with it. It was briefly overlooked by the entire thread and was overall ignored, so I thought that if I got into digital drawing, people would notice me.

>>28724742
t's much colder now
>The window has disappeared, in its place a painting of a lollipop
>Discord is nowhere to be seen, and you don't care enought to fret
>Not knowing what to do, you simply sit and wait for something to happen
>The room you are in has no visible purpose
>A harsh yellow tile floor clashes with walls of ebony lumber
>The ceiling is covered by what look like clouds, so you have no idea what it might look like
>A marble fountain sprouts from the the cloud level, depicting Discord surrounded by winged cattle, all spitting out water in physics-defying upside-down arcs
>Chairs and tables swirl around the edges of the room, smacking against the walls and each other
>A rough, splintery, rotten dining chair lazily bumps into the back of your head before slipping back into the current with the rest
>There are several new windows on a single wall, all of varying size and shape, all depicting different exteriors
>One is a peaceful meadow, another is a bloody dungeon, one is a field of burning wheat
>You even see one showing a massive glacier moving at an impressive speed towards you
>A small puff of white eminates from your nostrils as you exhale
>You wish you had a coat
>There's a tall, dark wooden door at the end of the room opposite of the windows
>As your eyes come to rest on it, the door creaks open barely half an inch
>You can feel your nose numbing and you begin to shiver from the air's chill
>You suspect Satan or whatever the fuck else is in this building is trying to forcibly guide you somewhere
>You stand to gain nothing from resisting, but who the hell knows what horrors lie in wait beyond that door
>A sudden loud creaking noise breaks you away from your thoughts
>You look behind you to see that beyond the glacier window, the wall of ice has met with the wall of the house, all windows now blocked by the pristine white of snow

>>28746849
>Cracks have begun to form in the wood as it buckles to resist the glacier, the whole house groaning as it is assalted by the unforgiving ice
>They don't stand a chance
>The walls shatter like china plates and you make a dash for the door
>You enter a lightless room and slam the door behind you, knowing it will likely do nothing to stop the advance of the ice but feeling obligated to do so nevertheless
>The groaning has stopped, but you are still in freezing cold
>A blind stumble ensues as you attempt to make your way across the mystery room
>Your steps echo as if in a parking garage despite the floor feeling like dirt
>You stop momentarily, to see if your eyes might adjust to some unseen light source and you could get a vague interpretation of where you are
>Can't see shit, captain
>You wait a while longer, then continue on your way

>Hours tick by and still you are in complete darkness
>You have been walking in what you hope was a straight line the entire time, but nothing has really changed
>Once you stepped on something small and oblong, but when you inspected it with your hooves, you decided it was just a rock
>The echoing seems to only get louder as time passes, mocking any calls for help you make with a hint of hatred

>>28746855
>The locket remains lifeless in your hooves
>You could swear on your life that the faintest flicker of light had shot from its silver sides
>But that was several minutes ago, and has yet to happen again since
>You attempted to pry it open, to use the magic mirror to send you to Satan, but it refused to budge even a centimeter
>You curse loudly only for the echo to berate you with your own angry voice
>You place a hoof in front of your mouth and cringe, expecting to be shocked, but remain unharmed
>That is both satisfying and somewhat worrying
>You spout a string of vulgarities out of curiosity without effect
>However, your voice echoes back with far more venom than you put into it, and that prompts you to shut up
>It's getting colder

>You take some time to rest
>Your limbs have started aching and there's the beginnings of hunger pains in your stomach
>You try to draw dicks in the dirt, but since you can't even see them you give up
>A little while back you stubbed your hoof on another rock, and with the intensity of the cold it hurt far more than it should have
>The pain still lingers, coming and going with your heartbeat
>Out of boredom and to combat the terror creeping into your soul you count the throbs long enough to devise a rhythem from them
>Soon enough, it fades completely, leaving your with the dirt and your thoughts

>>28746861
>You awoke groggy and sore from sleeping on the hard ground
>The light level still hadn't changed, the approaching cold had not relented, and the echoes had settled on a volume just barely under your own voice
>The hunger pains had been getting worse, too
>And your mouth was dry as sawdust
>You shiver and press on

>You contemplate turning back
>Surely the glacier was only some sort of illusion
>And Satan seemed to have some vague ulterior motive for you, so he probably won't let it crush you to death if it isn't
>But what if you are getting close to wherever it is this room leads?
>Maybe wherever that is will have something to eat and drink
>Actually, you could no doubt find something beyond one of the windows to consume
>And the ceiling had magic gravity water
>Advancing this far was a foolish idea, you should turn around immediately
>You decide to do just that
>About three steps in and your hoof reaches for a floor that isn't there, throwing you off balance and causing you to fall on your side
>You creep the same hoof across the ground and find that the dirt is cut off by a vertical drop
>The bottom of which is too far down for you to feel
>You walk around the edges of the drop and decide that it extends indefinitely to either side
>You shake violently and swallow hard
>You're going to die here, aren't you?

>You are unsure of how much time has passed
>The hunger has grown almost debilitating, and occasionally the pangs of agony would force you to keel over
>You collect enough dirt to make a mound to function as a crude pillow
>You cry yourself to sleep yet again as the hopelessness of your situation looms over you

>>28746861
Just stop before you embarrass yourself further.

>>28746870
>Your hoof throbs with all-too-familiar pain
>You've stubbed it on yet another rock
>Another fucking rock
>The third rock since you woke up
>This is gay
"This is gay!"
>"This is GAY!"
>The echo shouts back at you
"FUCK YOU!"
>"FUCK YOU!"
>You can hardly recognize it as your own voice
>It drips with hatred and the rage within it surpasses your frustration
>But you're tired of this shit
>All of your fear evaporates to be replaced with pure fury
>You pick up the rock and lob it at the sky, screaming curses and threats as you do
>Your voice does not echo, and the rock lands on the ground with a soft thump
>You smile triumphantly until something smacks you in the mouth and sends you on your ass
>You rub a cut on your lip and feel the ground for whatever hit you
>It's a fucking rock
>You throw it at the direction of its source, then stamp the ground and unleash a slew of swears so vulgar they would make a sailor blush
>Rotten vaginas and child fucking and all that
>You are hit again, this time in the forehead, and this time so hard you are knocked back several paces
>Which is enough to send you toppling over the edge of the drop and screaming into the unknown

>Your body lands with a loud thump and sickening crack
>There is a sharp pain in your chest as you wheeze violently, the wind knocked from your lungs
>Something cold dribbles down your face and your nose detects the coppery smell of blood
>Gasping for breath, you make a weak attempt to pick yourself up, only to fall and further aggrivate the deep somatic piercing in your ribs
>Your eyes are forced shut by the sheer brilliance of the light
>You roll onto your back and wheeze for a little while longer before slipping into unconsciousness

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>>28746872
Well that's it anyways, so

>>28745752
qs everyone else said, fix them hindlehs and tku're golden

>Oh yeah, fuck, you got so much into your Little treasure hunting that you kinda forgot thinking about that. But it’s not like you can’t do it right now…
>You close your eyes for a moment to think a little deeper about what could be the best route of action. And after some minutes, you think that you at least have some things figured out
“Hmmmm, you see Aegia the problem that Mrs. Dust faces is straightforward if we look at it superficially. She doesn’t have any costumers, and the solution will be of course, to bring ponies to her store.”
>You pass your hoof through your mane, pacing around Aegia while you continued to establish the current problem.
“But, I think that this might be a little more complicated than what it sounds since what we must do is basically to make this store to look much more attractive than most that you can find in the market district”
>”Zat is a good analysis of ze situation Mon petit. A good analysis zat lacks any specifics to solve ze problem zat ze mare has”
>You pinch your nose…or rather place your hoof on your muzzle and let out a little groan
“That’s why I said that this is a matter that is more complicated than what it may initially seem. We need something to catch everyone’s attention, and it needs to be something that makes them go here rather than other shops. Aegia, I was never good with marketing and all that stuff, I’m just good with math and physics”
>”Zat is eizer a lie or you actually have a very poor self-image of yourself. Mon petit, I remember zat you gave a razer good speech back at ze town hall, so I’m sure zat you can zink of somezing. You are ze Prince after all”
>You roll your eyes as you walk past Aegia
“How many times do I have to tell ponies that I don’t like to be called a prince, it just brings me…”
>Wait a moment, that’s it! You certainly don’t like the idea but this actually might work
“Unwanted attention…but in this case…”

>>28747017
>Aegia knows that you already got the answer…and she liked it “Mon petit, please don’t keep me in suspense. Tell me your plan already”
>You turn to Aegia with a cocky smile on your face, and eyes filled with confidence and determination. You adjust your glasses and chuckle
“Well, since everyone seems to be set on me accepting my title as a prince, I suppose that I’ll have to just go with it, especially if it means helping someone in need. Are you following where I’m going with this, mademoiselle Aegia?”
>Aegia nods, now a clear smile was on her face “Oui, you are going to attract a crowd to ze shop by using your title. Zat is quite ingenious, Mon Petit…but please, do not say anyzing else in prench, your accent is horrible”
>You can’t help but to snicker at Aegia’s remark
“That’s rich coming from you, but anyways, let’s set the plan into motion after we are finished with our own shopping.”
>Aegia raises an eyebrow at you ”I zought zat you had already finished wiz zat.”
“Nope, I’m still short on one gift, and you can be sure that I ain’t lurking in more shops after this. I don’t think that we will have the time anyways, so just let me…”
>And then you see it…a small box with a little unicorn mare attached to it. The mare had a somewhat long mane, her factions were so deliciously delicate that it almost felt like it was real.
>You grab the box with your magic and a little tune comes from inside of the little thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hbiQzWGkXA
>You feel your heart getting warm by listening to the tune that was coming from the musical box. Your mind was enchanted by the little spinning pony.
>For a moment, you forget everything that surrounded you, everything about the plan, you were enchanted by this simple, yet beautiful device.
>You inspect it, and notice that there were some words engraved in a little metal plate that was attached to the bottom of the box.

>>28747068
“For the pony who made me who I am. For the pony that taught me the right path in life. Never change who you are. I love you. I love you just the way you are. Thank you”
>You don’t know what force compelled you to read it out loud, but…you knew, you just knew, that this was the perfect gift for Celestia.
>”I can see that you have a fine eye, my dear. That box has been with me for more years than I can remember….” Mrs. Dusts approaches you as she gently strokes your mane “I find it hard to part with it, but looking at you, I can guess that it’s for a very special pony, am I wrong?”
>You shake your head
“You are absolutely right….this is for one of the two most special and wonderful ponies that ever walked Equestria…”
>Mrs. Dust closes her eyes and gently nods “Aaah, I see, then I have no problems with selling it if it’s for somepony that you clearly love so much. This is why I made this store after all, to sell all of these objects that hold so many wonderful memories to ponies that want to make new ones…”
>Mrs. Dust sighs, you can feel the sorrow of her failing at selling anything at the carnival “Well, would you want me to wrap that little box for you, my dear?”
“Yes please, I think that will be everything actually…”
>You turn to Aegia and nod
>”Oh, no problem then” Mrs. Dust goes to her desk and starts wrapping the little musical box “Such a shame that you have to go so soon, I could’ve made some tea for us…but I suppose that the life of a prince must be a busy one…”
>That actually made you gasp in surpre…you didn’t expected that
“Excuse me if I’m rude, but how do you even know that I’m a prince? I don’t recall ever telling you that, Mrs. Dust”
> “Well, you just did, my dear…” The old mare giggles a little “Don’t worry, I’m not that smart, it’s just that I could hear that speech that you gave, and I also read the newspapers your photo was all over the place, you know? And the name Anon is really unique

>>28747125
>Mrs. Dust rubs her chin “In fact, you are the only Anon that I’ve ever meet in my entire life, and I’ve traveled to many, many places…”
“Aaaah, so you just put two and two together, well… that’s fine…thank you for not calling me prince or something like that. But well, since you came up with your little secret, then I suppose that I can tell you mine, it would be only fair…”
>”Mon petit, what are you doing?” Aegia finally intervenes into the conversation, looking a little concerned about your decision.
>You just give her a wink and wave your hoof in a dismissive manner
“Oh you don’t need to worry, Aegia. After all, if we want this plan to succeed, we need everyone’s cooperation and we can’t achieve that if there’s someone who doesn’t know what’s going on”
>”Oh? Plan? Plan for what, my dear?” Mrs. Dust asks with some confusion as she finishes wrapping the little musical box “I’m sorry, I was never very smart, and I’m afraid that my age has only made things worse”
>You shake your head and sigh. Man, this poor mare really needs a confidence boost
“Please Mrs. Dust, stop talking so bad about yourself, for what little I’ve known you it has been enough for me to conclude that you are a wonderful mare. But anyways, the plan is simple, we are bringing you costumers…a lot of them if everything goes right”
>And just hearing these words made Mrs. Dust to brighten up “Y-You would do that for this old mare? B-but why? Oh, oh, please don’t take it the wrong way my dear. I’m so thankful and happy that you’re doing such a wonderful thing for me, but you know, it’s just….well, I don’t know what to say”
>”Oui, it is true zat we have met for just a few moments. But I’m wiz ze Prince in zis. I can’t allow for zis beautiful shop to go unnoticed. We are going to help you, madame Gold Dust.”

>>28747130
“And as for any other major reason…eh…don’t think too deeply about that. I’m the son of Princess Luna and Princess Celestia, it’s my duty to live up to that honor…besides, my special talent is harmony, how would I even think on representing such an important concept if I ignored a wonderful mare that is clearly sinking into despair and depression…”
>Some tears start to form in Mrs. Dust eyes, but she quickly wipes them off and nods frantically “T-Thank you my dear, I can’t remember the last time that somepony did something so wonderful for me” The poor old mare takes some deep breathes to calm herself “But I don’t want to get too emotional, it might scare ponies away” She giggles “So, what do you want me to do?”
“Just stay here and wait for ponies to come, me and Aegia will have everything covered, so don’t worry about anything except for keeping track of the sales that you are about to get”
>”I will have to take zis too.” Aegia grabs a wooden box and bring her to the front door “We need for everypony to be able to see ze Prince.”
>You look at Aegia unamused by her proposal
“Oh come on, I’m not that small…”
>Aegia shakes her head and…laughs? Is she actually capable of showing emotions? ”Our contraire. You are actually a bit smaller zan ze average colt…”
>”Almost like a filly if I have to say it myself….” Mrs. Dusts laughs too, just to finally calm down a little and correct her statement “oh, but please, don’t be mad my dear, I think that you are adorable…”
>You narrow your eyes and grumble…small? You? Please, you were fucking awesome in every regard…you weren’t fucking small….just a little…but it is cute and that’s all that matters.
“If you ladies are finished with your little mockery of my cute physique then we can move on to what actually matters…”

>>28747135
>You open the front door and look to Aegia…you know, she was actually kinda cute…even when she still was laughing at you
“Listen, thinking about this, maybe our original plan lacked some punch, so I will need you to help me with this besides you know, being my bodyguard. So I was thinking if maybe you could convince ponies by using your…you know…”
>Aegia raises an eyebrow going back to her emotionless self “My what? Be more specific, Mon petit”
>Mrs. Dust giggles, she immediately knew what you were talking about “I think that the little Anon wants to ask if you could use your feminine enchants, my dear”
>”Oh…” Aegia looks at you with a stoic and unhappy glare, before sighing and walking past you “I suppose zat I could do what you are asking me. Zis won’t be ze first mission zat I have to do such zing”
>Aegia exits the shop, taking the wooden box with her. You in turn give Mrs. Dust one last reassuring smile
“Don’t worry Mrs. Dust, we will bring you so many ponies that by the end of the day you will have sold everything in your inventory”
>Mrs. Dust nods, smiling back at you “I can’t thank you enough for what you are doing for this old mare…but please, if everything goes wrong…”
>You shake your head, interrupting what the mare was going to say
“Nothing will go wrong. I swear.”
>And with those words of encouragement, you exit the shop. You look around and see that Aegia has set the little box in front of the tent and was just expecting you to come over.
>You walk to the box and try to get on it…well fuck it, you might be a little small if you had some trouble climbing a fucking wooden box.
>But Aegia pushes you with her head, helping you to finally get on the damn thing
>”So what now, Mon petit?” Aegia asks as she gazes upon the sea of ponies
>You give her a cocky smile
“Just watch…”
>You take a deep breathe, and finally yell with all your might
“Ponies of Ponyville!”

>>28747161
>But no one actually seemed to notice, save some ponies that quickly lost interest in you. The noise was too much for anyone to actually listen to you
>Well…dang…
>Aegia shakes her head “Mon petit, just use a spell to increase your voice volume…”
>You rub the back of your neck and give her an awkward smile
“I-I….don’t actually know how to do that…”
>Your bodyguard can’t help but to roll her eyes “I zought zat you were talented in ze use of magic. I could teach you how to cast zat spell. We don’t have time for zat zough, and I wasn’t hired to be your tutor in magic. So wait here”
>Aegia flies into the shop and in just a brief moment, she brings an old look megaphone with her “Use zis, Mon petit. It will solve ze problem of your weak voice not being heard by ze crowd”
“Oh come on, now I have a weak voice?”
>Aegia nods “You really need to take mademoiselle Rainbow Dash’s offer, Mon petit”
>You narrow her eyes at her and growl
“Just give me that thing…”
>Using your magic, you take the megaphone from Aegia…okay, round two!
>You take another deep breathe to calm your nerves, and finally speak loudly into the megaphone
“Ponies of Ponyville!”
>Oh yeeaaaaaaah! This time it actually worked…and it worked better than what you expected. Now a good chunk of the crowd fixed their attention on you
>Welp, now what were you supposed to say? No, no, no, you can’t get nervous when you have already accomplished the most difficult part…
“Uh…I mean…”
>You clear your throat… fuck you need
“Hear what I have to say, because I, Anon…”
>Fuck, you need to spice your title a little…
“…Yes, me Anon, son of Princess Luna and Princess Celestia and of course, Prince of…”
>Prince of what?! you look around…and see your cutie mark….harmony?...well why not…

>>28747252
“Prince of Harmony! I’ve come to you and everypony else in this wonderful market so I can let you, beautiful ponies, know about something that I’m sure will be of your interest!”
>And it seemed that your little boasting worked, the ponies were starting to gather around you. Some were speaking among themselves
>”Hey, isn’t that…”
>”Yes, is the same colt…”
>”I saw his photo in the newspaper!”
>You smile at the crowd…and hope that the prince of harmony shit won’t catch on, you certainly would hate if ponies started to call you by that cheesy title.
>”That is right! And probably you heard me giving that little speech too! Well sadly, I’m not giving one this time, instead I come here with a recommendation for your shoppings, and that is…”
>You point to Mrs. Dust’s store
“The crimson afternoon, where you can get wonderful gifts for your loved ones or a nice souvenir for yourself!”
>”Isn’t that just an antique shop?”
>”Yeah, who in their right mind would buy some old stuff?”
>Welp, seems like not even Ponyville is free of having a couple of cunts roaming its streets. You do your best to remain calm though, you won’t let your cheerful mood to be ruined by a couple of idiots.
“Just an antique shop you say? That’s far from the truth, this is a place where you can get memories from the past and make them your own. A place where if you look well enough, you might find something that might create fond memories for you. And besides, we are at the chaos carnival! Why not go with the spirit of the festivity by getting something a little more extravagant?”

>>28747286
>Your little sales pitch seems to have worked…to some extent. While a majority of the crowd didn’t stick around, a good chunk of ponies actually seemed interested in Mrs. Dust shop
>Well…this wasn’t what you expected but…you take what you can get. You smile at the ponies who actually were curious, hoping that your little last pitch would work
“So come in and find that perfect gift that will make your life a little better. My beautiful and extravagant assistant will lead you in!”
>Aegia smiles...jesus, that was weirder than watching her laugh “Please don’t be shy. There’s enough for everypony.” She was…actually kinda sexy…oh man….
>At least it worked…again, for the most part, you lost some ponies there, but there was still enough to fill Mrs. Dust shop.
>As Aegia leads the last pony into the shop, you get off the wooden box and walk to her side
>Aegia strokes your mane, her smile was almost banished, and making place to her characteristic emotionless expression “You did a good job zere. For ze most part. I don’t zink zat it would be wise for you to try a life of salespony.”
>You shake your head and sigh
“Yeah…I kinda expected more, it is good that I managed to convince some ponies to come into the store but still, ugh, I had the attention of the entire crowd and I lost most of it. I just hope that Mrs. Dust won’t be too disappointed for not having a massive line waiting to enter her shop”
>”Zat won’t be a problem, Mon petit. Just take a look” Aegia points to the window
>What you saw was a happy Mrs. Dust attending to curious shoppers, and lo and behold, some already were starting to buy stuff. And everyone actually looked…rather pleased by what they were finding
>That indeed made you feel a little better. Aegia gives you a pat on your back “Zat mare seems to be very busy, so it would be better if we let her work. I will just go and get our zings so we can go to ze rendezvous point to meet ze ozers.”

>>28747294
>You look through the window and see Aegia picking up a medium sized box. Mrs. Dusts luckily takes notice of you and waves you goodbye, which of course you respond whole heartedly.
>Before Aegia leaves the store, Mrs. Dust stopped her, telling her something that you of course couldn’t hear.
>The old mare rushed as fast as she could to the back store bringing a bottle with a golden liquid inside of it and a cute little cardboard box when she gets back.
>Aegia gives a nod to Mrs. Dust and the old mare can’t help but to give your bodyguard a hug. And with that last show of gratitude, Aegia exits the store.
“Hey, what was all that about?”
>”What was what?” Aegia asks with not much emotion…well, she got back again to being Aegia you guess.
“You know, what did Mrs. Dust told you? And what did she give you?”
>”She of course zank us for everyzing zat we have done for her. As for zis…” Aegia puts the bottle on her saddlebag “Is a parting gift zat she gave us. A bottle of cider which it’s of course mine, and a box filled wiz cookies which is for you, Mon petit.”
>What?! Why does she have to keep the booze…other than you being a small kid…whatever, the cookies are good… you are still awesome…
>”Now please hold everyzing zat can’t break .I’ll be holding onto ze cute teaset. While your mozers casted a spell on your saddlebag so you can hold on more stuff zan what is apparent. I’m not sure wiz trusting you wiz such delicate zing”
>You raise an eyebrow and nod, no one actually told you about such thing, but hey, if it was true, then that was hella awesome
>Using your magic, you grab the box of cookies and the one containing Cherrywood’s mask, the musical box and your little figurine and place everything in your little saddlebag. And…
“Hey, it works!”
>And it wasn’t as awesome as you thought that it would be. You expected some kind of worm-hole or some radical shit like that, but instead it was just a very spacious saddlebag, nothing more, nothing less.

>>28747306
>Aegia takes notice of your disappointment and gives you a slight slap on the back of your head
“Agh! What was that for?!”
>”Don’t be silly. Now, we need to move, I’m sure zat everypony is waiting for us already.” Aegia walks past you.
>You just grumble and follow her along. Fucking shit, you can’t even say anything because you were sure that she would give you that fucking stare again.
>”Don’t be like zat, Mon petit. You need to let go of zat ego of yours sometimes. Especially when somepony shows some friendly affection to you”
“Oh really? I don’t think that a slap on the back of my cute head would count as….”
>Wait a minute, what the fuck did she say?
“Did you say…friendly affection? As in, we are friends?”
>”Oui, zat is what I meant. Unless of course, you don’t want to be friends wiz moi”
“What? No, of course I want to be friends with you, it’s just that you know…you are not exactly a pony who likes to show her emotions…”
>Aegia rolls her eyes and chuckles a bit “Ze explanation is quite simple. I was tasked to be your bodyguard for ze duration of ze carnival. I’m just acting professional.”
“Then what was that deal back at the shop? You know, the laugh and the smirk…and basically everything else.”
>”You can zink of zat as a mission. And ze mission profile requested zat I needed to be empathetic wiz ze subject…” Aegia turns to you and gives you a little smirk “Of course, zat is just away to put it, ze ozer way is zat it was just a friendly moment.”
>You raise an eyebrow and look at Aegia with curiosity
“Really, so that means that I saw a glimpse of the real Aegia back there?”
>”Non, you are looking at ze real Aegia right now. I meant zat you just got to know moi a little better. And who knows…” Aegia looks away from you, but still, you could see a smile on her face “If ze pay is good, maybe I will request to ze Princesses to become your fulltime bodyguard”

>>28747312
“That…doesn’t sound too bad, really. Moonlight is already my bodyguard, well, mine and mom Luna, but I guess that it wouldn’t be too bad if I had another one. Because come on, I’m so awesome that I need a team equally as good to protect me, and if they are my friends too, then that makes it all the better”
>”Don’t get any ideas yet, Mon petit. I said zat I would do it only if ze pay is good, and by zat I mean zat it needs to be better zan what the secret service pays…” Aegia can’t help to let out a little snort “But zat wouldn’t be difficult, considering how greedy administration is…”
“Heh, I can’t imagine how that must feel”
>You remember those greedy bastards at the AOSR. Jesus Christ, they even took away the pinball machine from the lobby just because it “was an unnecessary expense” motherfuckers….
>Aegia narrows her eyes, but that’s as far as her expression of frustration goes ”Zey took away our little mini hoofball machine because it was an unnecessary distraction or somezing like zat….” The pegasi sighs, regaining her expressionless features “ But now zat we are on more friendly terms, I wanted to request somezing, Mon petit…”
“Huh, that’s a little surprising, but sure, ask away”
>”Good, I wanted to request if we could retreat to mademoiselle Applejack’s farm after we make sure zat everypony is okay. I want you to rest after everyzing zat has happened today. Besides, while I know ze geography of zat farm, I would like to scout it so I can make sure zat it’s safe for you, Mon petit.”
>And again, that takes you by surprise. That was certainly not something that you expected to hear from Aegia
“Well, I don’t know, to be fair, I’m not tired, not at all… But if you really want to go, then I supposed that, as a friend, I have to at least give you that. So alright Aegia, after we meet with everyone, we go to Applejack’s farm.”
>Aegia nods, giving you a brief smile ”Mercy, Mon petit…”

>>28746885
Now that update was a bit unsettling and weird. Waiting for more.

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>>28747317
And that's it! I hope that you guys liked this little and chill chapter at the carnival of chaos. As usual, the only thing that I ask is for your feedback, any kind of posts and thoughts about this chapter or my story overall are welcolme

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>>28747332
>Two hours later
>No reply
O-Okay then

>>28747332
it was shit

>>28748225
Still catching up on your story, its awesome so far so don't sweat it

>>28748225
Was doing chores and soon getting in bed to read read and catch up

>>28748859
Nevermind. Too tired, going to bed

not feeling well guys. got one of those headaches. meaning its that time again. winter is coming

>>28749215
You know what else is coming?

>>28749786
A dead thread

>>28748225
You fuckin' nerds, not even saying hi.

Well I had work and sleep, and just now got around to reading your update.
It was pretty comfy. You like to shit on smugboi a lot, which I think is necessary to offset any gratingness from his personality. But the development of frenchmaid I loved.

It's good that you seem to be taking your time with Catherine. A lot of writefags would make the mistake of jumping on into it, where if their story was read all at once, it would feel rushed.

>>28747332
Anon is too much of a pussy. He needs to stand up to aegia when he wants to do something that she doesn't like. To a reasonable extent of course. Other than that 8/10 would read again.

I think that this was a nice representation for both Aegia and PhD. Starting with the french guard, we now can be sure that there's a soft side to her that only lets out around the closest ponies to her. The other aspect of her personality is this mercenary-like mentality, where Aegia seems to act based on her work and pay.

As for PhD we got a clearer image of how childish and silly he can act and think, but nonetheless his intelligence shines above all. I don't know how things will go, but I can deduce that just like erfanon is starting to accept his life, PhD is starting to accept his position. And I agree with the sunsetfag, that is something that he absolutely must do

Buno

Where the fuck is everyone?

I FUCKING HATE YOU, POST SOMETHING YOU STUPID FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>28752372
your gay mate lmao

>>28752408
*you're

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>>28752372

>>28732209
>You walk through the portal and drop down right on your head.
>It's just dumb luck that you landed right on a couch cushion.
>Wait... are you...
>Yes, this is the house back in the chaos dimension.
>You suppose this is where he actually lives then.
>Which also means...
"Discord! Where is the meat?!"
>Discord appears in what you believe is a suit and tie with a pipe in hand and a monocle to boot. "Why I say, somepony is getting a bit eager, but I am happy to oblige." He snaps his paw and a chunk o-aaaahhhh...
>You jump up from the couch and immediately swipe the line of ribs with outstretched hooves.
>He laughs heartily as you tear a sizable chunk out of the it, breaking through the ribs bone and all.
>Some hardy crunching and a swallow later, a satisfied sigh leaves your mouth.
"Aaaaah... I really needed this..."
>Discord's smug grin catches your attention for just a few moments before you continue munching on your raw meal. "You know, such a habit would be considered very taboo to most ponies."
"Well... they can go... kill eachother... for all I care."
>The smirk grows deeper as you looks on in amusement. "So I assume that ferocious carnivore can't get enough blood in his diet can he?"
>Another crunch through the bone and you're now halfway through.
"I have... no idea... what you are talking about."
>Down the hatch and back into the fray.
>Your appetite has no bounds as the chunk turns into a mere fraction, before a single bite is all it takes to finish it off.
>Ah, that was so good.
>Why can't this 'Equestria' have any meat like this?
>If you were to take anything into consideration, it would be Discord.
>An infinite supply of meat sounds heavenly, and you're a bit on edge to try and make some yourself.
>Either way, this stuff is only fit for gods~
"Oh yeah, that's the stuff..."
>Fully energized, you look at Discord with excitement in your eyes.
"Got any more? I swear I can down a few hundred more."

>>28752430
>Discord cuts your celebration short as he blows smoke out from his mouth. "How about we wait on that little proposal. As much as I'd love to watch you slaughter wildlife, I think there are other things we could talk about."
>Other things?
>Like meat things?
>No he just said he doesn't want meat.
>How about other things.
>Such as chaos things?
>You have questions about this new power that you need answering.
"How come you can control your powers but not me? You always seem to get an outcome greater than mine, even though you say that I contain more energy."
>"Well that's simple my boy, I have more experience than you do." Discord poofs the suit away as quickly as it was put on. "Without any long-term experience, you can never 'excel' at chaos."
>Experience?
>Well, you did just get this power today, but you should be getting a handle for it now.
>You did do some practice in your dream, but you're not sure if it'll work here.
>Maybe with a few tweaks, you can properly control these powers.
"How long did it take to get as good as you are right now Discord?"
>Discord ponders for a moment before the relative time could become clear to him. "Oh I'd say about a few thousand years or so, but that's just the fundamentals in order. Now true chaos, that comes through the millennials."
"The millennials?"
>"Yes, and I don't mean those little failures that realize their lives were wasted the day they were born, I mean a group spanning multiple dimensions, all exceeding a birth age of the millions in comparison to other beings." Discord summons a paper and pen and begins to write on it with an odd precision. "As to where I am naturally gifted in the beauty of chaos as a whole, those beings have gained raw understanding through destruction and devastation, much like yourself." Discord turns the paper over to you, showing a shoddy drawing of what appears to be you.

>>28752433
>The little figure mimics a roar and runs around the page like a rabid dog, trying to tear itself out of the page.
>But the image slowly turns black with ink as the image grows tentacles and consumes itself.
>"That would have been your fate. Spending an eternity in a dead space with nothing to do, eventually you'd reach that millionth mark, where the members would finally take you as one of their own. But..." The page is covered with white marker as the little drawing of you reappears, a blank stare on his face as he looks around confused. "Now that I'm in the picture. They'll have to work thrice as hard in order to keep you in their grasp."
>The picture begins to cover itself with more images of black tentacles. "Of course, this would mean that they would be drawing the attention of those around them." The tentacles are erased with an eraser floating above. "Which means that as soon as they decide to make their move, we'll be ready." The image is soon covered as multiple ponies cone from the sides of the paper, with Discord drawn right above the rest of them.
>The paper finishes it's display with a burst of light as six ponies make themselves apparent with symbols on each of their bodies before it bursts into flames. "At least, that's the gist of it all. I've tried telling the princesses about the current predicament, but..." Discord begins to cringe in disgust. "Thanks to Luna's little powwow with Celestia, they believe they can 'change' you for the better. And let's be honest here."

>>28752441
>Discord floats over and looks at you at an arms-length. "Your attitude and feelings can now change, but the real you will always exist." He snaps his paw, teleporting to the side of the room and laying on the chair in relaxation. "Trust me on that Anon. No matter..." He stretches his body to inhuman lengths before returning back to normal, his head falling flat on the side. "-how much a villain can change, their true nature will always lie dormant, ready to take over. And especially!" He stretches his arms up, reaching high to the ceiling before returning them back to his sides. "In your case, Anonymous."
>So... they were actually trying to... convert you?
>You always thought that they would just kill you at some point, but if they just wanted you to join them...
>But Discord, he's made it different for you.
>Now you have people... ponies... who care about you.
>Those beings... the Millinials?
>You've never heard of them before, but if they hold tremendous power on the forces of chaos, then they will do anything to reach you, won't they?
>And if they're anything like you.
>They'll want nothing but destruction.
>By going here, you've cast aside the need to destroy or kill.
>You do not suffer from withdrawal, but you do love the taste of meat.
>In fact, most things that apply to your body are oblivious to the changes.
>Aside from the abnormal stability in your mind, your physical body doesn't react without a sort of force or energy to act on it.
>You aren't sure if that is a healthy trait though, as some ponies tend to use their bodies to talk as well.
>You'd simply stand still until the thing standing in front of you wouldn't be anymore.
>At least you can talk properly now.
>Thanks to those three.
>...
"Are you sure it will be OK that I due not attend school today?"

>>28752450
>"Oh don't worry about any of that." Discord begins to file his claws either out of boredom or relaxation. "Because with all things considered, a private lesson with the Princesses of Equestria and Twilight's very own star pupil would have very little refutes."
"Really? Are these princesses that special? These Alicorns?"
>"Oh without a doubt." He examines his claws for any flaws and continues filing. "The princesses are all Alicorns, representing the traits of all three types of ponies. The strength of an earth pony, the agility of a pegasus, and of course the magic and intelligence of the unicorns."
>Discord glances at you with a smirk. "But their powers are usually overshadowed when it really matters."
"What do you mean by that?"
>"Well, the most they can do is take care of wildlife and minor threats, of which I am generally surprised that Twilight had a hard time with." Discord floats towards you with a sense of curiosity. "Just how big and bad was that little timberwolf I wonder..."
"Well... the size rivaled the tallest trees around us. I had to transform and rip it apart to reach it's core."
>Discord summons a notepad and starts jotting down notes. "I see, and do you know what your mother happened to do before she fell?"
"Well... according to Elune, she fought off the pack before she was overwhelmed with a surprise attack to the side."
>"Hmm... interesting, but not quite what we are looking for. Tell me Anonymous, was she ever fatigued during your travel in the Everfree?"
>Fatigued?
>You think back further, past the time of the fight.
>You left the hut, went through the forest, went up the mountain...
>Twilight was breathing heavily during the trek.
>And now past that, whenever we were walking, she was trying to keep up with you.
>You thought it was because she never really traveled much away from her castle, but...
>He isn't implying that... no...
"Are you saying that Twilight is suffering from a type of disease of sorts?"

>>28752461
>"Perhaps, but we won't know for sure until more symptoms occur. For now, we have to be sure that nothing happens to her while she rests. Which means..." Discord snaps his claw, creating a tiny vortex within his carpet. "We're getting the family back together!"
>You look at him perplexed.
"Are you sure this is a good idea? Disturbing those who need rejuvenation?"
>"Oh hush Anon, were only going to check to see if she's OK. As well as make sure no idiotic pony wakes her from her slumber."
>The portal grows in size as it begins to suck up the nearby furniture.
>"Welp, no time to waste I suppose. Come my boy! Your mother needs attention."
"I got it the first time."
>You jump off the couch and stretch like a cat, your abnormally huge mouth revealing your canines with a large yawn before retracting back.
>Discord picks you up after your long stretch and dives into the hole, sucking the both of you inside.
>After the predicted light show finishes, you find yourselves on the outskirts of Ponyville.
>Right in front of the hospital.
>"Here we are! Now to find my little Twilight Sparkle all snug in her bed."
>Looking around, it appears our entrance has drawn the attention of a few ponies.
>But after a few seconds, they just carry on with their day.
>So it wasn't just Discord that I had wrong.
>The ponies don't really seem to care about you much aside from the fact that they always look when something weird happens.
>Maybe you could experience with this new information, perhaps lay a few mines and see what they react to.
>A surprise light show much like the portals you've been going through.
>And if you get results, then you'll know exactly how-nngh...
>You look up at Discord with your face still scrunched.
"Quit doing that."
>Discord floats above you in the shape of a crescent and turns to look at you. "Well maybe if somepony would stop dosing off we could make some progress."
"Urgh... fine."
>You walk to the entrance and open the door to head inside.

>>28752469
>A pony sits inside the front counter, minding her own as she organizes files and papers.
>Guess you're a bit too tiny to notice.
>And it seems that Discord doesn't want to be seen at all.
>Right when you enter huh? And as a little pendant in your hair no less.
>You try to bat at it, but your hair rebels against you as it always has.
>You swear you're gonna cut it one of these days.
>You sigh and go up to the counter.
"Um... hello?"
>The young mare looks over at the entrance and looks at your mane with curiosity.
>"Hmm? Uh... may I... help... you?"
>You put your head up a bit to catch her attention, but she doesn't seem to notice you under all your hair.
>"A... moving mane? A talking mane?!"
"What? No. My name is Anonymous. Twilight's son. I came to see her."
>"Twilight's so-? Oh! You must mean princess Twilight."
>The mare walks to her left and begins to rummage through the cabinets before she pulls out a few sheets of paper.
>Inspecting them, she quickly relays the information with ease. "Just go down that hall over there and take a left. She's on the fourth floor in... D-twelve!"
>Huh... why is she so cheery?
>That and why did she just tell you everything without hesitation?
>Ponies act really odd.
"Uh, thank you. I will be going then. I suppose."
>Your hesitated demeanor goes unnoticed as the cheerful mare continues about her day, even going as far as to whistle with a joyous tone.
>... Something seems off...
>You walk through the hallway and pass a few doctors and nurses before reaching the stairs and oddly enough, they were all smiling.
>Just genuine friendly smiles, as if something had happened that gave them their happiness.
>You walk up the flight of stairs and make it to the fourth floor.
>Looking down the hallway, you see a few more nurses and doctors making their way to certain rooms before you see it.
>Door number D-twelve, sitting only a few doors away.
>And permeating from it's cracks is of course, her strong pink auras of love.

>>28752475
>You walk to the door without interruption and crack open the door, but in doing so, the aura flows all around you, as well as the voices that occupy it.
>"-I gotta admit, I was surprised myself when I heard that Twilight had actually been injured. It just wasn't like her you know?"
>"Heck, if I saw any no-good two-timing varmint laying their hooves on my friends, I'd a been sure to givem the what are.
>"Honestly! How can anypony be that reckless? Does anypony realize how much dirt and filth lies in such a savage place?"
>"Of course you'd be worried about dirt Rarity. If I was there, it wouldn't even have got the chance to say it's sorry. I'd be all like wapow! And take that! Done in no time."
>"Of course you'd say that Rainbow."
>"Wha-Er! Ah forget it!"
>"Hey, get me another black marker, I almost have it all finished!"
>"Oh I don't know about this Pinkie, are you sure Twilight's gonna be OK with this?"
>"Sure! We're her friends after all! And what friend wouldn't draw balloons and streamers and confetti and cakes and-"
>"All o-over her face?"
>"Don't question it silly! Just keep it coming!"
>"A-alright, if it's OK with her of course."
>You... Are completely lost.
>You feel a bit of movement in your hair before a very miniature Discord crawls into your field of vision.
>"Ah, the elements! Can't you smell it? The mass amounts of dreadful love and friendship?"
>Ugh... what a squeaky voice...
"That voice doesn't suit you at all."
>You can't tell from his small figure, but you swear he's smiling again.
>"Oh pish posh, now go in there and see if your mother's OK!"
>Is he serious right now?
"Why can't you go in there with me? Or why can't we wait for them to leave or something?"
>Discord's tiny movements suggest that he's thinking on something. "Oh that's right, these hospital rooms are a bit small for you."
>...
"That isn't the problem here Discord."
>"It isn't? Because I'm pretty sure that the only problem here is your fear of walls."

>>28752482
"Urgh, I don't have a fear of walls you ignorant little snake! Those are her friends out there."
>"Then what's to worry about!? You'll be fine I'm sure."
"But what if something happens to her again?"
>"I'm sure they want nothing but Twilight's health Anon, just go in and have a good ol'bit a bantz like your old man!"
"And what if they act like all the rest of these abnormally cheery or smug or domesticated-anger-management type ponies? The more I meet, the more I feel... alien to their ways."
>"Oh don't worry about all that, just be yourself! I mean, how hard can it be!"
>O-oh jeez...
>Starlight said the same thing didn't she...
>But...
>How are you supposed to act in front of others?
>It turns out not everyone likes your actions, but some do.
>Maybe cherry-pick the ones that do?
>Perhaps, but there's more to this than some... bantz.
>If these are different ponies then, should you act different as well?
>Or maybe if you try and be a bit more... friendly?
>Both of these ideas sound horrible.
>Maybe you should just go through the motions?
>Not if they're her friends.
>All of this makes you want to just get it over with.
>But you don't really want to ignore them.
>So perhaps if yo-"Oh hey! Nonny's here!"
>Wut?
>The door lies right open as Pinkie bum rushes you into a bear hug. "It's good to see you! How've you been?! Have you made any new friends?! Oh, don't tell Twilight about our little surprise OK!? Because we've been working on it since we got in here and woowee was it fun!"
>Was this your fate?
>To be consumed by pink fluff for an eternity?
>You just couldn't help but accept her soft warmth.

>>28752433
>"Yes, and I don't mean those little failures that realize their lives were wasted the day they were born, I mean a group spanning multiple dimensions, all exceeding a birth age of the millions in comparison to other beings." Discord summons a paper and pen and begins to write on it with an odd precision. "As to where I am naturally gifted in the beauty of chaos as a whole, those beings have gained raw understanding through destruction and devastation, much like yourself." Discord turns the paper over to you, showing a shoddy drawing of what appears to be you.
Kek, also, you finally broymught back that filly that your Anon raped, what happened to her? Is she going to come back or tentacle anon will focus on raping starlight instead?

>>28752621
Well, considering we left her at the castle, I think she'll be doing just about fine in a certain way of saying it.

I can't believe the sunsetfag is fucking dead

>>28752408
Your gayer

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>>28746877
What the fuck dude

>>28753299
Don't you dare to say such horrible things about mai waifu

Thinking about it, erfanon hasn't told Starlight about that other Anon, right?

>>28754008
Yeah no shit. That whole update was depressing.

>Damn you wish there was a way other than looking at your watch that the time has stopped. Maybe you’ll ask later to Discord if he can do something like, changing the colors of you around or something easy
>For now, just try to find a way to ruin all the weapons and get out in time
>But how… the table is a bit bigger than the desk of the town center and it’ll need at least other pony of your size to get to the pies…
>Damnit why are the tables so damn taller… or well, maybe you are the tiny one
>And now your belly starts grumbling
“Hush… I can’t eat these pies… those are weapons of mass destruction!”
>Or just probably normal pies and the ponies use actual dynamite to destroy stuff. Even so, why would they camouflage the pies as weapons? So many questions that won’t probably get answered soon or later
>Right now you are trying to search for anything to mess with the pies… but what? Or are you sure these are the weapons?
>If only one was close to you…
>You walk around the kitchen looking around and by your luck; you find a spoon that seemed to be having something… looked like flour or any ingredient to make the pies
>Well… you could throw it to something and it could make a domino effect if you are lucky enough… but eh, your belly doesn’t stop telling you to lick the spoon
>You give it a lick
>The lick suddenly becomes the spoon fully in your mouth
>You taste the spoon… it tasted FUCKING AWFUL. Like leaves mixed with mint and wood! What the hell is this mixing?
>Your head feels funny and you get a bit dizzy. Looking around, you see the torches that were illuminating the kitchen were moving…
>Wait
>You look at your watch… it stopped moving! Does it mean that-
>”Is somepony in here?”
>OH SHIT NUGGETS! Your spell stopping time is gone for some reason! Was it the spoon? Or is it a time limit? No… it couldn’t be a time limit, because with the two kids it lasted a good amount of time, longer than this time. Or maybe…

>>28755872

>It must be the spoon… these /are/ weapons against Discord!
>”Uh… could it be that timberwolf again?” The voice was getting closer, you need to hide and quick!
>You don’t know where you are, but this hiding place had two pies that still weren't baked… and the place smelled weird too, like… charcoal. Maybe you were in.... What was its name? Eh, you didn't remember, but this was definitely where they kept all of their stuff and food
>How are you forgetting all the stuff all of the sudden? Ugh… must be that you are hungry
>”Well… it must be my imagination. Hopefully that timberwolf is playing with the rest of the kids instead of eating all the pies. Can’t let him eat these… specially the blueberries one… those are the bomb… heh, me again with my puns”
>You hear some hoofsteps and then the door of what you think is from the kitchen slowly close
>That was close… so the pies are also explosives… if you do touch them… would them explode? If that’s the case you would need something else to touch them or they could… you know… boom
>And a boom is a no no
>You tried to exit the hiding spot you were in, but you hear the door once again and you stop and try to peer an eye to see who’s there. It was the same yellow pony… or was it orange? Wait, his coat is yellow and his mane orange with an absurd ugly white and red bowtie
>”Oh, almost forgot to turn on the oven!” He takes some steps and goes near the spot you are hiding. You quickly close the gap that you were looking through and wait. “Aaand done!” The pony takes a melancholic sigh. “If only I didn’t have to talk alone because of the fact that my wife is far, far away… good thing she wasn’t pregnant or Celestia knows what would have happen…”
>You could hear some whimpers coming from the pony before he left the kitchen
>Finally alone… now back to thinking about…

>>28755883

>The spot you were in suddenly was filled with light. A light smoke of black cloud was above your head and you take a sniff to it
“Smells like chicken…”
>You take a look behind and… your tail was starting to burn
“Oh”
>…
“MI COLA!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
>You cry out and run out of the oven, going in circles with your tail merely in fire
“Ah! Ah! Ahhhhh!”
>As if you were an Olympic player you make a high jump into the sink and turn the water on… the water quickly extinguishing the fire
“Ah ahh… hope the other ponies didn’t hear that… au… auuu…. My tiny colita”
>You turn off the water and look around. The door was barely open and the pies were still there
>And that fucking oven was on. Damnit, hiding in an oven… what are you, a jew?
>You jump off the sink and into the floor you go
>Time to think the next… the next…
>Now that you think, the door is barely open. Did someone see you? Did someone hear you? Maybe someone did
>You hear something from behind you that startles the fuck out of you
>”Bark!”
“Eeeee!” You make a tiny jump and look to the source of the… bark? “Oh…” It was the puppy timberwolf that appeared last time in the town hall. “Is you… Bark, was it?”
>”Bark, bark!” The puppy timberwolf moves his tail as approving
“So… you hungry? You must be hungry if you are here… or maybe I did chaos magic again? Did the alarm set off and I didn’t hear it!?”
>The timberwolf puppy… shakes his head?
>”Bark, bark!”
>…You just noticed that you are talking with a fucking dog


Just a quick update that I might re-edit later.
My bad, didn't check for grammar so I'll probably check, add stuff and then upload it in the pastebin of the chapter.

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As a reminder, this story is in Season 3.
And Discord is a king since Season 2.

>>28742627
>"Wait.." Starlight pulls you back for one more thing. Something that she wanted to know in more detail.
"what?"
>"You mentioned that other version of you. I admit, I didn't think that was real either until Discord proved what you said was true. So, I was wondering." Starlight didn't know on what level of strange this actually was considering the rest of your story. You didn't know who this Anon was, and you didn't actually go into detail about what happened with that batfilly. Especially not the kiss. You just mentioned you fought an aggravated violent batpony that may have or may have not been this other anon's marefriend. "You said he left behind some device? A taser? I'm pretty interested on what it looks like and how it works. Do you think you could get it from your friends for me?"
"Huh?ohh..erm.. I thought you we're gonna ask for more information about him. Like I said, I never met him and I am only going by what the captain said"
>"I know, which still doesn't make sense to me. Are you sure you're not leaving anything out? I don't get how he could befriend a changeling and then zap him at the same time." Starlight wasn't able to put that together, and neither could you. Despite the CMC seemingly being fucking ok with it.
"I'm telling you, it's weird to me too. But the taser? I guess I can grab it after we're done. You think you can figure out mighty human tech?"
>You smirk at her, you found it cute she wanted to look into the taser itself.
>But then she smirks back. As if she knew something you didn't. "Do you know how it works? Tell me og wise one, give me all the details of it to help me out"
>....
"Ehhhrmm..I actually..have no idea how to make a taser"
>"Thought so" She giggles "But if I can figure out how it works. I can maybe make a few for the earth ponies of our town. The outskirts are kind of dangerous and if I could make a taser suited for ponies. It might be able to help us out in the long run"

>>28755924
>but..your horn..
"Or I could just make as many as you need with my horn. To your specifications"
>"But then I wouldn't learn anything. I'd like to think of it as learning a new magic spell. You said human technology was the equivalent of pony magic right?"
>You did, that's true
"Yeah, I did. Alright. I don't see a problem with giving it to you. Heh, just make me one alright?"
>Starlight shakes her head, smirking as she does "Nope, you said you could make one for yourself, right?"
>..oh come on. She was overdoing it again. in your opinion.
"C'mon Starlight, don't do that. What if I need that charge for something else? Besides, it'd be nice to have a taser made by you. It could be my keepsake from my good friend Starlight."
>You give her a nudge on her leg to further persuade her into making you one. While making an adorable eager face
>Starlight gives a lighthearted sigh as she pats your head "Fine, I'll make you one you little enigma. hrmm" Starlight laughs as she looks up to the sky "You know, I feel pretty great right now. I feel confident. and it's all thanks to you and....uh oh" She noticed Applejack and Twilght finally stepping out and looking around. they then began to talk to Applebloom. who was telling them you both went to talk in private..or it seemed that way. She then walked into the house while Twilight and Applejack began to survey the area
"...crap, uhh. I didn't think they'd just come out like that. Starlight, you sure you're ready?"
>Starlight gulps, and slowly starts stepping forward. "I hope so...You think we'll be ok?"
"Yeah, we'll just pretend nothing happened and see what Twilight told Applejack. Hate to act like we're lying, but for the sake of my past, we just gotta act like I was helping out out."
>"Well, that's mostly true. I do feel like you helped me so.." Starlight takes a breath and puts on a near awkward but gentle looking smile "Let's just get it over with"
"Don't worry Starlight, we got this."

>>28755992
>Before Twilight and Applejack spot the both of you, you call out to the both of them to get their attention. That way it lessens any suspicion they might have.
"Hey girls! Over here!"
>However, it did have the adverse effect of making Starlight more nervous as Twilight and Applejack turned to face the both of you.
>Twilight, being friendly as ever, waves back "Hey you two! Did you both manage to clear up that anxiety problem?"
>Is that what Applebloom told them? And hell, why did it sound so autistic hearing it coming from Twilight?
"Yeah! we're good. We're ready.."
>Both you and Starlight finally step in front of the pair as you look towards the ever nervous starlight.
"Right Starlight?"
>"Yep! Super ready! I'm as ready as I ever been in my whole life!" Starlight said as she swung her hoof around to emphasize how "ready"s he was. Smiling with a big wide grin.
>"Good! Because we're ready, and by that I mean Applejack, for that apology! Which, by the way, I think is great and helps not only bridge that terrible incident BUT ALSO helps bridge the last gap between all of us. Considering you're running the town again, we'd love to be able to set up some sort of line to make ponies from here and ponies from there be friends. Isn't that a great idea?" Twilight smiled about the whole thing. Of course, she felt it was a good oppurtunity for everyone to be friends at once.
>"Now hold yer horses there Twi. Ah didn't say I'd just outright accept an apology. Ah want to ask a few questions first. Ah just wanna make sure her apology is as solid as a barn"
>Starlight gulps at that, that was even more worrying "Questions? Uhmm..yeah..Questions!..no problem. You can ask me anything"
>Applejack nods, then points to you "Ok, first question. What's yer whole thing with Anon again? Seems fishier than poker game on a fishing boat"

>>28756063
>"We're just friends. That's it..umm.." Starlight did her best not to break into a sweat. How does she even explain that one exactly "He showed me the error of my ways and. Well, how could I not be friends with him? He's smart, he's adorable and uhhmm..." She sighed "He showed me that my entire reasoning was flawed without making me feel like I should just completely isolate myself from other ponies...which I kinda did anyway..BUT, only slightly. And, we have a lot of things in common. If I had to have a best friend, it'd be Anon...is that good enough?"
>Applejack doesn't necessarily answer. But she was looking into Starlight's eyes the whole time as she nods and then looks to you "And Anon, now, ah can't say ah actually know ya too much. Just mostly what ah heard and what Applebloom has said." Applejack was deeply suspicious, she had to try to help her sister out the entire time she was infatuated with you. And now suddenly Applebloom, as far as she knew, is over you yet still your friend. "But, ya feel the same way right? Yer her friend? Through and through?"
>You smile and give her a countryism to represent how close the two of you are
"Closer than the dirt beneath our hooves and the fresh air in our noses!"
>"Hrm, so yer both that close?" Applejack couldn't really detect any foul play. But she noticed Starlight did seem nervous about the whole thing. She then considered what Twilight had told her, that everything, in her eyes. Was indeed ok and Starlight was worth giving another shot. "And Twi, yer really ok with this right?"
>Twilight nods "Yes, I think she deserves another chance. Everypony deserves another chance if they really want to change. Don't you think?"

>>28756136
>"Well. Ah can't say no. Been many a unsavory types who changed for the better when given a chance and a good talkin' to. It'd be awfully two faced if ah suddenly just said nope." Applejack's face went from suspicion to accepting "So Starlight, ah accept yer apology."
>"Y-you do? Just like that? I didn't even apologize yet..shouldn't I do that first?" Starlight didn't feel it was right til she actually apologized.
>"Don't need to hear it Starlight. Because ah forgive you for anything ya might have to say. Just got to take a leap of faith sometimes, that's what mah granny says. But, it is gonna take a little while til we can call ourselves friends. If ya want to be friends that is. course..." Applejack gives her a serious stare "Ya do know what happens if ya do something like taken others cutie marks again, right?"
>"You'll never forgive me or be my friend again?" Starlight nervously answered
>"Bullseye. But don't ya worry none, no sense in being all angry at you if you really have changed as much as Twi said yah have. And, Anon has a pretty good heart ah think. Has issues with the fillies no doubt, but ah'm sure he'll get used to it with age"
>oh come on.
>You get both nervous and embarrassed from that
"You're not mad about applebloom, right? I mean, we are over...I hope I didn't worry you...sorry if I did."
>"Ah shoot Anon, ya don't need to apologize. It's all kid stuff. Ahm just glad it's all over. Only thing ah was worried about is the trouble you get yerself in. Wooo nelly, ah don't need my little sister getting mixed up in all that dangerous adventurin'"
>Wow...that was easy...but then Applejack began to wobble and turn green.
"Applejack? Whats wrong?"

>>28756168
>"Ohhh, ah think ah had...a little too much rope. Ah realleh don't know how Applebloom managed to break in a puppy so well, but ahm both proud and...ogh" Applejack held her hoof to her mouth to keep from puking "sick of her for it, literally of course. Ahh, maybe ah should have cleaned that rope better before eating it."
>"Are you ok Applejack? Do you need any help?" Twilight asked as Applejack began to pat her stomach
>"No, I-I'm good. Ah...may have to ask Big Mac to take care of a few extra chores while I use one of Granny's old remedies for this. I-it's nothin' too big. Just a stomache ache. But ah do feel the need to lie down"
>Applejack then looked to Starlight with a weary smile "And don't ya worry none Starlight. Like ah said, ah accept yer apology. Just don't go doin' anything ya might regret, ya hear?"
>"I hear...Thank you Applejack. I was really worried you wouldn't accept my apology" Starlight began to feel less tense. She got through Applejack, how bad could the rest be?
>"Oh, that ain't nothin' to worry about. Now Rainbow Dash, that might be some trouble. She's still a tad shaken up about the whole thing, especially since she got it in her head that ya could have ruined her chances of gettin' into the Wonderbolts. Now don't worry though, all ya got to do is be nice and friendly and not get all scared like if Rainbow Dash gets on to ya. She's a good pony at heart, just got a head as hard as a rock sometimes."
>That didn't make her feel any better about meeting Rainbow Dash, but at least it confirmed in her mind that the others will be easy to get through. "Thanks Applejack, I'll keep that in mind"
>"Ah hope so, And Anon. Don't go lettin' her down. She seems to be puttin' a lot of trust in ya."
>You give a cute salute "Don't worry miss Applejack, I got this"

>>28756269
>Applejack giggled a little before nearly choking. But her pride wouldn't let her show too much weakness. "Good, ahm..now that ya got this all settled. Ahm gonna go back inside. But Starlight, if ya feel like talkin' again. Come see me later, ya don't have too if yer still worried. But I ain't gonna turn ya away either, mah door will always be open to ya if you want to have a talk..ahrm.." Applejack takes a step back " but Ya'll take care now, ya hear?"
>It was pretty funny to see Applejack wobble on inside. You all said goodbye to her. But you all couldn't help but have an innocent giggle at her perdicament. Though, you did want to talk to Applebloom about "Scrappy"...but, then you'd be taking up starlight's time. No, you'd stick through this. And worry about this later.
"..So, My aunt next?"
>Twilight nods "Mhmm! That sounds like a great idea. But, how are you feeling Starlight. Are you alright?"
>Starlight reluctantly nodded "Yeah, just surprised at how well that went. But, is Rainbow Dash really going to be that tough?"
>"I'm afraid so, Rainbow Dash always finds it hard to forgive somepony at first. But I'm sure if you just continue to act kind and good natured, that everything will go fine. Just don't get nervous when she gets all uppity...she's always like that" Twilight explains as you all begin the trek to the cottage.
"Twilight is right, Rainbow Dash is probably not going to be all nice about this. But don't let that get you down. She'll come around eventually. She forgave Gilda, right?"
>Twilight found that just a bit odd that you knew that, but considering everything she knows about you. She chalked it up to probably someone informing you "That's correct Anon, I wasn't there. But the story Pinkie and Rainbow Dash told me. Well, it tells me that Starlight definitely has a chance. Especially when she has us to explain to Rainbow that the situation is just fine."
>"...Thanks you two...And Fluttershy, she isn't going to be bothered by me at all?"

>>28756340
"What, my aunt?"
>You throw your hoof out to visibly show how non issue it was.
"She'll be fine, especially when she sees me and Twilight with you. We'll probably all sit down and have some tea or something"
>"Oh..ok then. I am a bit thirsty anyway. Wouldn't actually mind having some tea"
>"Neither would I, on a unrelated note. Anon, when are you going to ask your father about that arcade machine?"
>....fuck
"Um, I'll...mnn..I actually forgot this time. But don't worry Twilight. I'll definitely remember this time!"
>You really need to stop forgetting...
>"Ok, but if you don't Anon. Then I'm sorry, but I'll just have to put it somewhere where Spike can't get to it. And that would mean outside the castle. Ever since Big Mac came by, it just got worse."
"...I know..I'm sorry."
>Your ears perk down.
"I promise to remember this time."
>Though, the mention of Big Mac again. Gets you curious about something..
>"I trust you Anon, considering everything that's probably been going on with you. I could see how you forget. I bet your aunt is proud of you though, anypony would think you would have become addicted to it like Spike. But it almost seems like you don't really care for it at all. It's amazing really, considering what you must have done to win it"
>....yeaaah. You did want to beat Big Mac's score. You just didn't have the time..speaking of.
"Yeah, well, ya know. Self restraint. But uhhh..Twilight. What exactly does Spike and Big Mac do when they meet up? I only met Big Mac like..twice. He doesn't seem the hangy outy type"

>>28756400
>"You'd think that. But him and Spike get along pretty well and actually have very similar interests. I don't think I should really say, but next time me and the girls are out. You should stop by the castle and find out for yourself. You'll be pleseantly surprised. and I know they'll definitely let you in on their guys night. And I can bet you'll have a loooot of fun" Twilight just had to emphasize that "lot" part. She seemed pretty confident you'd have fun with whatever they are doing...you hoped it wasn't some creepy shit like bukkakke.
>the trek to Fluttershy's didn't last much longer after that. You and Twilight just gave Starlight a quick overview of Fluttershy's personality and to not be worried at all.
>Though, as the cottage came into view. You then learned. That it wasn't her that should be worried....
>....oh....NOOOOOOOO
>You saw Silver Spoon..and oddly enough...just Silver Spoon waving goodbye to Fluttershy from just outside her doorway. You could also see that Discord went and finally did the statue of Nymous. Though, she had the goofiest smile on her face sitting right next to the statue of you. You'd never think that was supposed to be Chrysalis....HA...actually. you can't find it too funny...because when the door closed and Silver Spoon saw your trio crossing the little bridge to her cottage. She started to march right towards you down the curve...OH...GOD...
>"Hey, who's that filly?" Starlight asks,as she comes down your way.
"....."
>You gulp
>"I think she's one of Anon's friends" Twilight had to narrow her eyes. It wasn't the CMC. And she couldn't quite place her.within any other circle.
"..That's..."
>Silver Spoon yells to you as she approaches "Anon! So that's...oh!"
>Silver Spoon immediately bows before Twilight upon noticing her "Like, it's an honor to meet you here Princess Twilight. How are you today?"

>>28756420
>"Oh! Erm..you don't need to do that. Just call me Twilight..and uhh..don't..you don't need to bow..really. I'm just like everypony else" Twilight chuckles nervously.
>"Are you kidding? You are totally one of the most respected princesses ever! Of course I'm going to show my respect for you for what you do." Silver Spoon insists. internally, hoping for some praise for being a good little filly.
>"O-oh...erm. That's nice to know. Umm..Saaay!" Twilight tries to change the subject. "You said Anon's name. did you need him for something?"
>"Oh! Yeah, right." Silver Spoon stands and looks at you like a commander to her troop. She had to adjust her glasses first from the bowing she did. "Anon, I know you're hanging out with Twilight. But I've been looking for you for like, ever. Your sister just upped and disappeared on me after checking up on Diamond Tiara's special order. So I had to look for you by yourself to make sure you know to go to the Carousel Boutique BEFORE the sleepover. Diamond Tiara ordered something very very very special for you, and you're expected to be wearing it when you arrive. You got it?"
>"A sleepover?" Starlight was surprised. You didn't tell her about THAT. "Anon, you're sleeping over at your marefriend's?" Starlight would have found it adorable had she not heard "sister". It just made her worry.
>But in turn, it made you blush in embarrassment.
"...y-yeah..that's a thing...B-but, a special order? E-ermm..mind telling me what it is?"
>"Nope! It's a super awesome super special surprise. But don't forget it.." Silver Spoon pokes at your chest, she wanted to express how important this was "Diamond will be VERY VERY upset if you're not wearing it when you arrive. Alright? Got it?"

>>28756448
>God, whatever she wanted you to wear mixed with the fact Twilight and Starlight were here to see this made you turn red. This was so embarrassing. You felt like you were being treated as a tropy more than a person. And this wasn't even DT herself talking to you.
"Yeah..I got it"
>"Great! See you there! I'm going back to the mansion to tell Diamond tiara the good news! Goodbye Anon." Silver then bowed to Twilight "Totally awesome seeing you Princess Twilight. And erm..Twilight's friend"
>"..Really..just Twilight will do..eheh..but umm..goodbye. Have a good day" Twilight said, still not really enjoying being called "princess" Twilight.
>Starlight just waves as Silver Spoon walks off. Silver Spoon had a skip in her trot at this moment. She wanted to tell her friend who you were hanging out with and then make the conjecture that if you're hanging with Princess Twilight even after your Twilight week then that will make you even BETTER coltfriend material for her. She also hoped to see Nymous at some point. Wondering where she had just vanished off to.
>But for you....you dreaded whatever that "special order" was.
>"Sleepover huh Anon? That's uhhh..neat. and...cool" Starlight didn't know how to convey her feelings with Twilight standing right there. She couldn't just blurt out her actual thoughts on the matter.
>"Oh I agree. I think it's absolutely adorable! And, since it seems to be a special sleepover. Maybe you can take some books to read and maybe even have a study group! Ohh! I know if it was me and I was at a sleepover and was a young filly ready to learn that I'd make time for a study group session to help with my ability to do classwork!" Twilight found the whole thing adorable and as an opportunity to learn...ughhhhhh
>"Yeah...right. Umm, Twilight. Can you go ask for Fluttershy to come out? I just want to go over a few things with Anon" She just had to know.

>>28756461
>"Oh, Of course. I'll even delay myself in case you need extra time. No need to rush it, right?" Twilight was eager as well, to help.
>"Yup, that sounds exactly right. In fact, give us some double extra time. Can you do that?" Starlight asks
>"No problem. That's what I'm here. To help my friends. No matter how new a friend they may be. But Starlight, as we said. No need to be nervous, alright?" Twilight put a hoof on her shoulder and showed her concern
>Starlight nodded, feeling anxious about what had just transpired "yep, thanks. got it."
>And with that. Starlight asked you to step aside with her as Twilight went to knock on Fluttershy's door.

>>28756465
12 posts instead of 6 or 8...thats pretty good

>>28756474
hell. before i go off. I just wanna thank all the Anons here. including sunset and essay Anon. (fuck the mexicunt). I have managed to write pretty much a Anon's odyssey through Equestria. there was high points, low points, and shit points. I feel like, without taking the lewd route, that i managed to tear down the usual tropes seen in greentexts with this story and it makes me satisfied. Everything from Anon's evolving attitude (especially now, with Starlight's help, him finally letting go of his past) to the strange friendships he has made. Almost 300 parts of slice of life,drama,action, and comedy...you have no idea how hard it gets to think up new material or to continue down a plot route while modifying episodes to fit with it. Especially with season 6 right around the corner. every piece of feedback. both good,bad, and shitposty pushes me forward to write nearly everyday.

to me, this stopped being a story and has become a near daily reading show. But sometimes I fear that eventually it'll get stale. or maybe it already has. Looking for a way to end the story is difficult. and could only be done with a timeskip or a big finale using all of Anon's closest friends. I actually would op for the time skip. I don't know how I push on anymore. a part of me does wish however, for someone to take the reigns. Maybe because of the time and energy it takes to get to writing. but heh only death can save me from this eternal hell

>>28756565
You are a god among greentexters.
If you feel like ending it, do it.. but if you have any motivation to keep writing then don't stop!

>>28755898
You actually got some laughs out of me, that was a fairly entertaining update and it is nice to know that Alberto is making progress in his mission, although I still hope that he fails miserably

>>28756168
Welp, I loved this update through and through but Now I'm convinced that elo has the superior AJ

>>28756565
I am happy that the story is still going. The adventures of erfanon are still incredibly entertaining, as you said, there are high and low points but I have enjoyed everything so far and I'm glad that you still find the motivation to writte this wonderful story.

If I have any wish it would be that more Anons got motivated to post their thoughts, I feel that's something the thread sorely lacks

>>28756565
Well I can safely say that I don't want this to stop, you have managed to keep things fresh and interesting

>>28756565
>Fuck the mexicunt
Huh, never thought that Erf hated Wand of Inferno

I'm starting to get worried about the sunsetfag

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>>28758041
He probably means Elo... r-right?

>>28758132
Elo is mexican?

>>28758041
Anyone with a shred of good taste hates that guy.

>>28758169
Yeah, Elo and me we are mexicans and I think Erf is from Cuba. Or that's what I read one time about Elo talking to Erf.

>>28758131
Maybe his Internet ran out? Maybe the glimfags got him and he's kill?
He'll hopefully be back to his old good feedback posts

>>28756465
So what I'm getting from this is both Diamond and Silver see him more like property than anything else.

Might as well be a slave.

>>28758314

>might as well be a slave
This plus the "special order" for anon puts many a good ideas In my head

>>28758720
no

not everyone has a fetish for being a degraded less than animal

>>28758314
Or you know, maybe it's just erfanon exagerating like he always does. I'm sure that the surprise is a cute gift from DT to erfAnon

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>>28744734
>the fuck is them man legs
You know, that's another example of just looking at thumb nails while downloading random sunset pictures having bit me in the ass. I mean to bring quality sunset, not man leg sunset!

It's like someone took their triple chinned neck beard legs as a reference when drawing that Sunset. I can only hope to never understand whatever fetish was involved.

Fug, I will strive to do better in the future in pursuit of sexy, cute, smug, and adorable sunsets.

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>>28745752
Thar be a nice pone; That one fat ass mang, dawg, dat the double wide special up in dis hair oh mama.

The pone leg thing, take a look at Limestone's legs in Pencil's work here.

It's all marshmallow smooth, but if you look critically you can see the bones, it's a really minor difference all said.

And I like those ears on your pone, and dat shading; that's nice stuff.

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>>28746885
Wow, that was dark and even darker. It was like we left Equestria and entered Silent Hill and we're still confused as fuck marking red Xs all over because the world terminates at a void around that corner all while flying shit is chasing our ass down. Then, we finally open The Door, and shit gets fucking real, what was nightmarish a fond memory now as our trusty pipe breaks on the head of....

>>28748225
I was ded. also Aegia needs to be drawn!
Anon trying, and failing his own expectations in wrangling the crowd was cute, as was Aegia being more Aegia than she's yet been. And Aegia needs to be drawn.

>>28752488
Creepy, so it's now established the beings 'with' Anon want to 'be' with him in a unique sense of the word as yet another god of chaos; drawn into their happy little pantheon; and on top of that there's even older entities out there, somewhere.

And that Twilight has AIDS?