[>IT HURTS] #12

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>>28655743
>Ponybones is still M.I.A.
>Posted last night.
So, are we just assuming that's his default setting because he might disappear at any moment?

>>28656154
Pretty much. And I keep forgetting to change it when I make the new thread

>>28656195
How could you? Letting us down like this; for shame.

>>28656589
I am about to pass out, and don't see you making this shit on time. Goodnight folks, don't let it die.

>>28649832
>”Mao…Mereh,” Opal responds as she looks up as him, blocking his plate.
“Now Opal that was not very nice to say. Now please go sit with Rarity…”
>”You are talking with the cat?” Sweetie asks as she takes her seat and is flicked hard by Opal’s tail.
“Kinda. I do similar with all the other cats I know and she did come stay with me last night.”
>“That is all well and good but please give me my cat, Anon,” rarity states after coming around the table to him. As she tries to pick up Opal, she hisses and bats at Rarity, claws and all. “Well I never…”
“Welp… looks like Opal has put me on a diet…”
>”Meh merown,” the cat continues as she bats at Anon’s collar.
“Could you please move my plate Sweetie? I don’t think I am going to be able to finish.”
>“Uh sure… Well if Opal will let you move, would you like to come upstairs? I think we both need to relax a bit after all of today’s excitement…”
>”Excitement? I thought you two just went to Anon’s grandmother’s for lunch. Are you two not telling the whole story to Daddy?” Rarity asks with a twinkle in her eye.
>”Well there was one thing…” Sweetie adds as she and Anon stand, him cradling Opal like a baby. “I just don’t think dad would appreciate the weight of it.”
>”Well you know you can tell me. I am your big sister after all and I just want to look out for you,” Rarity adds, the desire for gossip over ruling her sense.
“Well an incident happened on the farm. We were joined at lunch by Lily and Flash and…”
>”You got into a fight with Flash? Frankly I am not surprised…” Rarity responds as she waves her hand about.
“He proposed to Lily…” Anon continues, prompting Rarity’s jaw to drop and a few hairs to spontaneously pop out of place.
>”You are shitting me…” Rarity says in a lower voice than normal.
>”Rarity!” Sweetie and Cookie respond in unison.

>>28657379
>”Well maybe it is a good thing?” Cookie asks as Anon walks with Sweetie into the kitchen.
>”No mom… It really isn’t. Flash is a jerk and hits on anything that moves, often harassing me before he got the college offer,” Rarity states.
>”Plus harassing Anon and me the last couple days…” Sweetie adds. “He was in the bar and did nothing to help me, instead insulting and swinging at Anon.”
>”Oh… well…” Cookie stumbles as she tries to find something positive to say.
“I am used to it. I am just glad Big Mac was there to catch the fist. If I had not been drugged, it would have been different, especially since Sweetie and my friends were being insulted,” Anon replies with a deeper tone in his voice, sending a shiver up rarity’s spine and bringing a concerned look to Cookie.
>”Well I am glad that that did not happen then…” Cookie responds with a nervous laugh. “You kind of sound like Hodo did a bit later after you left after he came back out of his office. I am not sure that is a good thing…”
>”Well I am glad Nonny would be willing to rise to the occasion for me and our friends. I think it is very nice even though I am sure he would not be,” Sweetie says as she finishes putting their dishes by the sink and pets Opal as she loudly purrs. “I know it would be from his heart being right so I am ok with that.”
>”I was just noting how he is like your father, dear. I am not being critical. I was just taken a bit aback from the similarity. Anyways, you two be good and I hope you continue to enjoy your visit here, Anon,” Cookie replies as she stands up and hugs the couple’s shoulders.
>”What are you two planning, Sweetie?” Rarity asks as they reach the stairs.
>”I was just going to show Anon a bit of my room and us just layback to relax. There is not much room on the sofa for that.”
>”Oh really? Would you mind keeping your door cracked? I don’t think you two should be in a locked room together.”

What the fuck OP. First time I was like whatever. But seriously, can no one fucking count anymore? It's been thread #19 for the past two threads, and now we're at 12. Fucking fix yourself.

Wait, did lewds even happen here?

>>28657739
In a particular story or just in general?

>>28657775
Both.

Knowing /mlp/ someone has probably written them.

>>28657879
Yes there has repeatedly been lewd and sometimes >it hurt.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbhugegf1g

>>28655743
>[>IT HURTS] #12
> #12
Dude we were at 19 last thread - how could you fuck that up?

>>28657929
That was a one time thing, Silver has lube now.
>>28659055
read this lazy ass >>28656648

>>28658404
Silver, Diamond, and Blossomforth have a twerking contest with Soarin in the middle.

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>>28660157
Now that would be funny

>>28661707
Diamond has the most grabbable ass out of the three. Silver is jelly, but wont hate on her top bitch.

>>28655743
Ah i remember this story

I nevere read past the Voidmaker scoots buyed woth anons debitcard should start reading again

>>28660157
Now that would be funny

>>28661967
why did you say the same thing to the same post twice?

>>28661934
That was Ska Anon and Sweetie Belle. These have been a bit different

>>28661979
Did not see the first one post & captcha locked me out

>>28661995
Ah. That's been happening a lot lately.

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>>28661981
What do you mean by "different"?
Haven't read a single story from this thread, tho im about to change it no matter your answer

Thought it was fucking dank having this band setup and anon with his rapevan driving sweetie around and stuff

>>28661934
Who let their child on the computer?

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8 ain't gr8

>>28664692
I want to cuddle the evil away from them.

>>28663218
>Hue hue i poted it agai le ebin lulz
Fuck off newfag you don't even kniw the original story

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>>28666040
This is what happens when we don't use Ponka as the OP pic.

bump for dash going doomguy on the arcade

>>28657389
“Oh come now Rarity. Do you really think so lowly of me that I would just take advantage of your sister with others around?” Anon asks. Rarity starts to say something but the two have already scooted up the stairs and started on the hallway to Sweetie’s room.
>Anon and Sweetie quickly make it down the hall way and close the door. Once inside, Anon kicks off his shoes and flops over on Sweetie’s bed, looking up at the ceiling. Sweetie comes follows, coming over and flopping down on top of him. She lays there resting an ear on his chest as he breathes deeply on the plush covers and takes in the sweet smells of Sweetie’s perfume and shampoo. She closes her eyes as she relaxes from the strong sound of his heartbeats in his chest, thumming at a firm pace as he relaxes and thinks. A couple minutes later he stirs, placing his hand on her back, rubbing it softly before he speaks.
“Definitely been an interesting day. I just wish we could have had a more relaxing dinner with your dad.”
>”I am just glad we were able to catch him. His company has been calling him in more and more lately as the security needs have been growing due to the international concerns for Mr. Rich’s and Mr. Silver’s companies, or so he has told me when I asked him a month ago in his home office.”
“That and the not really knowing me explains a bit then. I wish he was not so on edge. I hope I can interact with him again soon.”
>”Well he does seem to like you and is impressed by your work. Plus you two having a connection to Mr. Rich helps.”
“Yeah it seems to… Speaking of which, Do you mind if I see your dress you plan to wear for tomorrow? I want to make sure we are wearing complementary clothes and frankly I don’t stand out too much. I am fine once I get rolling but am always so anxious at things like this. At least I am semi-used to it at this point…”

>>28668372
>”I completely understand, Anon. I, frankly, am nervous as to how to handle all this tomorrow. The party, Diamond, the meeting your boss…”
“I am sure you will do well. Just be your normal polite and endearing self and most of it will be fine. Diamond, I am sure by now, will be calmed down and it will be a social event so she will be focused upon having her best face forward.”
>”I guess… Well want to see the dress I was thinking about wearing? I think it really complements my skin and hair and I have been hoping for a good occasion to wear it…” Sweetie replies as she kisses his nose as she pushes herself up. ”Come on… It is just inside my closet,” Sweetie says as she hold off Anon and skitters over to her closet.
“OK OK… Give me a second. My mind is willing but the body is lagging…” Anon says as he slowly sits up and makes it to his feet. “I can’t wait to see it,” he states as he slowly makes it to her.
>”Well I am sure you will like the theme of it as it reminds me of your grandmother’s garden. I found it at a new place called Haute Trends that took the place of the old Hot Topic after they moved to the other end of the mall,” she shares as she pulls the dress out of the closet. The dress is covered in a pattern of red and pink roses with bits of green stems connected to each cluster. The waist cinches in in a wide band that will accent the curves of her small frame and is supported by two wide shoulder straps with no sleeves. (http://lindybop_co_uk.cdn.visualsoft.co.uk/images/lexi-rose-garden-floral-bloom-swing-dress-p1776-12719_zoom.jpg)
“Wow Sweetie… I can hardly wait to see how you will look dressed in it...” Anon manages to respond as he gets close to her and places his hands on her waist from behind. “I honestly am going to have to dress a bit better than I planned to be seen with you in this otherwise I really would be called your footman.”

>>28668377
>”Nonny…Come on. I know you can pull off looking good in blue jeans and a tee…”
“Only if I wear a blazer too…”
>“Well of course. You have to at least have SOME trapping of higher fashion. Otherwise you would look like a slacker.”
“Ah modern fashion for men… One step from gamer to start up CEO. Just add the right jacket and boom.”
>”Yep. Blame Zuckerberg.”
“Indeed,” Anon says as he leans close, kissing Sweetie on her neck. “So are you going to tell me what else you are planning to have on?”
>“Nope. I want to surprise you a little bit at least.”
“Well I looks forward to being amazed,” Anon says as he places his hands on her sides and rubs her hips through her skirt.
>”Say Anon…”
“Yes Sweetie?”
>”When do you have to head home?”
“Whenever I want. I just need to let my mom know my plans. Why do you ask?”
>”well it is still early in the evening and I would like you to stay a bit longer. I would like to freshen up a bit so why don’t you just go wait on my bed and we can talk about what else we can do.”
“Alright. I will message my mom about this and wanting to borrow her car for tomorrow while I wait.”
>”Perfect. I will be right back,” she says as she leans her head back prompting him to kiss her cheek close to her ear, sending a chill up her spine. “Ooh… Yeah I will be back soon…” She replies as she breaks herself from his grip and skips out the door.
>Anon saunters back to Sweetie’s bed as he smiles wide and chuckles to himself.
“Man she has got it bad but then again so do I…”he murmurs to himself as Opal slinks into the room followed by Rarity.
>“Now Opal… Slow down… Oh hi Anon…Where is my sister?
She went to the bathroom to ‘freshen up’ as she put it.”
>”Ah. Well that should give us a minute or two.”
“Well what can I do for you Rarity?” Anon says as Opal curls up at his feet belly up.

>>28668086

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>>28655743
How old is Sweetie supposed to be in this pic, and these greens?

>>28669477
Legal, to just barely legal, Anon too.
>>28668086
that is an interesting image.

>>28668386
This gon be gud.

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>>28670301
that's the chubbiest rarara I've seen in a while
bet she'd be a great cuddleslut

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>>28670301

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Pastebin updated and unholiest of shits, this is ~350 words and some proper formatting from being a 400 page novel about two little girl with dependency issues and a stupid enabling jock.

Time for another immortality check.

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>>28672731
Anything can become a book these days.

>>28672780
source on that book please

>>28672731
If it makes you feel any better, RGRE Thread actually made a book with their stuff, hell they are even planning to sell it in mass.

Page 8 isn't great.

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>>28672780
Kill batman, and the woman.

>>28672780
Jackfish.

>>28668386
>”Well I think that you are spending too much time with Sweetie and not enough time with others closer to your age.”
“Okay… You do remember that Sweetie and I are now dating right? I have never seen her smile this much nor have I been as happy myself.”
>”Um Well I think you are missing my point. I do want my sister happy…”
“But…?”
>”…But I am not sure you have been the best influence on her.”
“Okay…” Anon says as he sighs and takes a deep breath. “Well I am not sure you can fully recognize who would be a good influence. I really don’t want to argue with you over this Rar. Pinkie told me the whole message complete with parts you told her to leave out. I know how you feel but I think you are leaving out how Sweetie feels or even factoring this into your opinion.”
>”Anon…I must…” Rarity continues until she feels a hand on her shoulder. She turns around and sees her mother Cookie standing there.
>”Oh there you are Rarity. I would like you to help me with the dishes if you can.”
>”Okay mother. Just let me finish my conversation with Anon…”
>”I must insist you come help now. You know how hard it is to get the plates clean when the cheese part of a casserole cools too much and I have enough trouble in that kitchen as is. Just help me right now and you can come back to talk to Anon then.”
>”Okay mother. I will be back in a few minutes Anon.”

>>28669517
I try
>>28675323
“Certainly Rarity. I…look forward… to us continuing this conversation,” Anon states as Rarity leaves the room with Cookie following her. Cookie stops at the door and looks back at the Anon and winks, drawing a chuckle from him as he shakes his head.
“Oh that Cookie… I wonder what she is up to,” He laughs to himself as Sweetie steps back into her room with an inquisitive look.
>”What just happened? Why was my mom leading Rarity downstairs from my room?”
“You can say she was looking out for your interests as your sister was trying to inform me again about her concerns for you and my influence upon you.”
>”Ugh…Seriously? I swear…” Sweetie says as she stomps across the room to her bed, plopping down next to Anon and hugging him hard. “I don’t know why she is still trying to do this. I love you, Anon and nothing is going to stop me from doing that…”
“I know that my little marshmallow. I love you too and I am disappointed in her. I mean your mom and Dad both approve of us. My mom and Gannar too.”
>”Yeah… I don’t get what her problem could be. I really am wondering if it is jealousy or whether it is something worse.”
“I don’t know what to say, dear. I do however need you to let me go for a moment.”
>”Why? I am having fun…”
“Well I have to go to the bathroom myself. I promise I will be back soon.”
>”Well don’t keep me waiting long. I really want to spend a bit more time with you and we do still have to figure out something to do.”

>>28675338
“Alright Sweetie. I promise to hurry back,” Anon says as he steps out of the room and walks the short distance to the bathroom. Opal follows him with her usual prissy walk, keeping pace with him until the bathroom where she rushes in and hops on the side of the tub. “I see you have decided you want to keep me as your friend too, eh Opal?” Anon states as she rolls her head into his skritches. “Well I would love to continue this but I am keeping a young lady waiting. Why don’t you go check on Cookie?”
>”Merow?”
“Because I don’t want to piss in front of you.”
>”Merooon,” Opal replies as she hops down and runs out the door as Anon closes it.
“I swear… I need to introduce her to Tooner. Knowing my luck, there would be kittens,” Anon mumbles to himself as he does his business and dabs off with toilet paper to leave no marks and be fully clean. “Now for a hair check,” he continues as he zips and looks at himself in the mirror. His hair is all in place but for the cowlick that always refuses to go. He shakes his head at himself and tries again to get it to lay down with some water from the sink. Having failed at that, he grabs a washcloth off the rack beside the mirror and scrubs his face with water and some soap. He continues preening and straightens his shirt and pants then nods to himself, and makes it back for Sweetie’s room.
>Just before he reaches Sweetie’s door, he sees Cookie leave Sweetie’s room with a bundle in her hands.
“Hello again, Cookie.”
>Oh Anon! I was just looking for you,” she says as she readjusts the bundle in her arms.
“Really? What can I do for you?”
>”Well… take this and make yourself feel more comfortable. I insist,” She says as she passes him the bundle, a dark blue robe with stars and a moon decorating it and a pair of house shoes.
“Um… Okay?” Anon replies as he cocks his head. “May I ask why all this and where did it come from?”

>>28654596
>He frowns.
>You *think* he frowns.
>"There's not really any place close except..."
>Ah, there are your glasses!
>You think.
>Probably.
>"... nevermind."
>Yep, you can see now and he is definitely frowning.
>"I'll go," Soarin sighs, "Might be a while, though."
"That's fine."
>You nod your head towards Blossomforth.
"It'll give us some time to talk."
>"Suddenly, I'm thinking this is a *really* bad idea and not just a regular bad idea."
>Even your best smile isn't enough to get him to leave.
>He lingers, every step towards the door matched by an equal one back towards you.
"Just go, Soarin. Everything will be okay."
>"Fine, fine," he groans. "But..."
>Not even a light slap on the ass makes him budge.
"Go."
>He somehow manages to frown even more, the expression digging deep crevaces in his face.
>"I don't normally like bossy women..."
>"But you're friends with Spitfire."
>"Yeah, but I don't *like* her."

>>28677040
>Soarin's head drops and he lets out a theatrical sigh.
>"Aaaaand she's still my closest friend. That's depressing."
"No, it's not."
>"No, not really," he responds, smiling gently at you. "I'll be back as soon as I can."
>He takes one step then hesitates yet again.
>"You'll lock the door behind me?"
>His eyes dart towards Blossomforth, an unneeded hint of what he's really getting at.
"Mhm."
>You follow after him, pausing just shy of the threshhold for a brief kiss.
>"I mean it," he whispers. "I won't be gone long."
"You don't trust us alone together?"
>"It's not that..."
"You can't bear to be parted from me for even a second?"
>"Of course."
"Well, *now* that just sounds flippant."
>Hands grip your shoulders, firmly but gently.
>"Enough teasing, Silver," Soarin sighs. "Are you really going to be okay with her?"
"I..."
>You glance back down the entryway towards the living room.
"I have to be, don't I?"
>"It would be nice, but -"
>That finger to the lips thing works so well, stopping him mid-thought.
"Everything will be fine, Soarin. Go."
>He nods after a moment.
>"Okay. I'll be back soon."
"Take your time. There are things I want to ask Blossomforth."
>He trembles slightly, but nods.
>Another kiss and he leaves.
>You lock the door after him and retrace your steps.
>Blossomforth watches you closely as you seat yourself primly on the sofa, brushing your skirt straight and sitting up even straighter.
"So..."

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>>28677640
>finger to the lips thing
I'd take the snap from under Silver's center anytime.

>>28677640
>"Hmm?"
"You *are* wearing panties, aren't you?"
>"Wow. That's... uh..."
"Look, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and asking instead of assuming you aren't."
>"Of course I am!" she snaps back, one eyebrow raised. "Why the hell would you even ask that!?"
>You gesture towards her lap - and the blanket hiding it - with an open palm.
"Because when you bent to pick that up..."
>"Wet cloth rides up, or are you so sheltered you don't even know that?"
"I know to kneel at the knees and not the hips, so as not to expose myself to the world - or others' boyfriends."
>With a snarl, the girl kicks off her blanket and lifts her shirt.

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>>28677668
Unf, sexy catfight time? Sexy catfight time.

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>>28677668
gotta protect the husbando from promiscuous woman

>>28677668
>With a snarl, the girl kicks off her blanket and lifts her shirt.
Yesssssss

>>28677668
Well this escalated quickly.

>>28678066
My only regret is that Soarin doesn't have a camera set up to catch all this.

>>28677668
>Not high, but enough to expose the tan undergarment for you to see.
>"There! Happy now?" she barks. "I'm trying to be pleasant for Soarin's sake, so can you please be not such a little bitch?"
>Oh.
>You are, aren't you?
>"Shit, if I was flashing my pussy at Soarin, then how come you couldn't tell? It's not like this is a thong or something!"
>You tap the frame of your glasses.
"I'm... uhm... almost blind without these. Sorry."
>You told Soarin you would get along with her, but the very first words out of your turned that into a lie.
"Sorry."
>"Yeah, I'm sure you are."
"No. Really."
>You take in a deep breath and slowly let it out, just like Soarin had guided you through at the diner. His voice echoes in you memory.
"I'm..."
>"A bitch?"
"Possessive. And... maybe... a little insecure."
>You wish it was only a little.
>"Yeah, whatever," Blossomforth grumbles, dismissing your attempt to explain yourself. "So any more questions or are you happy sitting quietly until Soarin gets back?"

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>>28678446
NEVER BACK DOWN

>>28678446
Go for a hug, do ittttt.

>>28678446
Ask her what happened - bond over the >IT HURTS

>>28678497
>Punch Blossomforth
>>28679022
>Grapple her
>>28679312
>Be friendly
That will be a fun chain of events.

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>>28678446
you think blossomforth would be more empathetic when it comes to being a bitch considering how she acted with soarin before the party.

>>28680624
She was pretty drunk at the time though.

>>28675349
>”The robe is one Hondo never liked as are the house shoes. I thought you should feel more welcome here and to know you can stay here anytime you like. I can tell you are serious about Sweetie so I guess this is me welcoming you into the family.”
“Alright… this is still…sudden.”
>”Well I often make my best decisions on the fly so I just suggest rolling with it.”
“Alright… I can live with that. Thank you, Cookie,” Anon says with a nod.
>”Don’t think anything of it. Now don’t keep Sweetie waiting. I know you two want some time from what she said and you are welcome to stay the night if you wish.”
“Okay… We will see about that. Thank you again, Cookie,” He replies as she opens the door slightly for him to help him in. “Talk to you later.”
>”Don’t mention it,” she says as she goads him into the room and closes the door behind him and a clatter is heard on the doorknob.
“Weird but just going to roll with it. Sweetie? Why is it dark in here? I can’t really see…”
>”I am over here, Nonny,” Sweetie responds I a breathier voice than normal. “Just follow my voice a bit and I will show you something.”
“Okay…” Anon says slowly as he takes small steps in the near full dark of the room. His feet catch on some clothes in the floor as he walks but he kicks them off his foot as he hears chuckles from Sweetie.
>”You are almost there. Just a couple more steps…. and…. stop right there,” Sweetie replies. “Now I would like for you to change into the robe and shoes.”
“What are you playing at?” Anon replies as he starts changing, pulling off his shirt and undoes the belt on his pants.
>”I want to do something different, and mom came by and gave me a few ideas.”
“Al….right….” Anon states with curiosity as he finishes removing his shoes and socks as well as his pants, putting on and tying the robe quickly and with curiosity. “Ok. I have quickly changed as you instructed. What next?”

>>28681949
>Just then the bed side lamp comes on and illuminates the room, temporarily blinding Anon. AS his eyes read just, he sees Sweetie sitting on her bedside with the covers rolled down slightly. After another few moments, his eyes take in what she is wearing and not wearing. She sits there wearing nothing but a pink night gown with sheer fabric and a blush as she looks down slightly, her green eyes shimmering from the scattered light from the lamp as the shade shakes. Anon’s mouth falls open at his girlfriend’s appearance.
>I…it’s too much, isn’t it? I…I would rather have just invited you to come get comfortable here on the bed but mom suggested this and even gave me this gown…” Sweetie says as she pushes a hand between her legs as part of her fiddling nervously, setting the fabric rippling across her barely covered chest and the air flow in the room makes it waver further as well as bringing a chill to Sweetie as she awaits Anon’s response.
“I…I…” Anon barely gets out as he walks to her and stops in front of her and gets on his knees before her as she continues to hunch over. ”I can’t put into words my thoughts…” he starts as he places a hand on her lap and another on her cheek. “You have left me gobsmacked and…” he continues as he rubs her cheek. “…I am amazed again at your beauty.”

>”Thank you, Nonny. You look handsome in that robe as well,” she says as she reaches out to his cheek. “I assume my mom gave you the robe?”
“She said it was ne your father never wore so I can keep it and am welcome to stay over anytime I want because she is impressed by our love for each other.”
>”Oh come on…Really?”
“I am not lying. Anytime and I don’t think she is expecting me to stay in the guest room. She in no uncertain words said she was welcoming me to the family.”
>”Oh lord…That mom of mine…I…I don’t know how to react to her sometimes.”

>>28681974
“I don’t know either Sweetie. I guess we could do what she suggests and I have said a couple times: Just roll with it.”
>”I suppose that is best...” Sweetie responds as she stands up and walks over to Nonny as she is glowing in her blush and the gown shifts about, waving lightly from her motion and the AC blowing in the cozy room. She continues to him and places one hand on his robed chest and the other on his cheek as he looks into her eyes. He returns the glance and starts to blush himself.
“So…uhm…Sweetie?”
>”Y…yes Nonny?”
“What would you like to do? Listen to some music or just sit on your bed? I have ideas….”
>”I do too but…”
“You know what… fuck it…” Anon states as he wraps his arm around her back and kisses sweetie firmly, her body tensing then melting into the grip. They pull back from the kiss with half closed eyes and a drunk look from the emotional surge. Anon quickly sweeps Sweetie up into his arms like a newly wed bride, her squeaking from his sudden move. “I think no matter what, heading to the bed is our best option. We can figure out if music is fitting after we get there.”
>”Well then lead on Nonny,” she replies as she wraps her arms around his neck. He carries her over to the ben and sits down with her draped across his lap on the edge of the pulled sheets.
“Funny how your mom put us into this situation. I just hope she is not testing us since I think we would be failing.”
>”Well if so, let’s fail spectacularly,” She replies as she pulls herself up to this cheek and kisses it softly, then pulls away with a soft smile. “Want me to get some music on for us to further the mood?”

>>28682091
excuse me while I reeeeee at this anthro

>>28682183
it is my phone bg

>>28682324
Then I must reeeee at you, good sir. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>This is a series of threads started not long ago
LITERALLY THE OLDEST PROMPT ON THE BOARD

>>28682619
>Checks the archive
Holy shit, we've been doing this since January

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>>28678446
"I... I have many questions."
>You fumble for your phone as the other girl sighs.
>"Well, what are they?" she demands, reaching down to grab her blanket.
"The first one is..."
>You smile for her, trying to show your non-hostile intentions, but it's too little, too late.
>Instead of returning your peaceful gesture, Blossomforth rolls her eyes.
"... what... um..."
>"What?"
"... what do you want on the pizza?"
>"Huh?"
>You raise your phone for her to see.
"We... uh... we forgot to tell Soarin what we wanted."

>>28684496
So we need to get Blossom to chill a bit huh?

>>28684496
pepperoni, pineapple, and mushrooms

shit is bomb stiggety

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>>28685096
>pineapple

>>28685139
You know hating pineapple is just a meme, right.

>>28685153
No, it is that shit, on pizza anyways.

>>28685153
Pineapple is a great fruit, but it is a topping that has no place in a civilized world.

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>>28685171
>>28685175
Dude, what the fuck, how can you NOT like it on pizza?

>>28685096
>>28685139
>>28685153
>>28685171
>>28685175
Pineapple can work - but you have to use fresh, getting it on any pizza from a takeaway joint is a recipe for disaster

>>28685096
>pepperoni, pineapple, and mushrooms
Ah yes, Domino's WTF special

>>28684496
>"Whatever."
"Um..."
>Another deep breath and close your eyes.
>You're trying!
>Why isn't this working out?
>You can almost feel Soarin's hand on your back as the air slowly escapes through your mouth.
>A comforting memory, but only a memory.
"Please? I'm trying to start over?"
>"Fine," Blossomforth groans. "Shit. Um... pineapple, pepperoni, and mushrooms."
>Ew.
>You hide your disgust behind a smile - a more convincing one than any she has given you, and only partially because you've had so much more practice than her.
"Okay, I'll let him know."
>You fire off a quick text - and a second, asking for a plain cheese pizza for yourself, because you wouldn't *ever* touch the combination she asked for.
>"So is everything magically okay now that you've bought my friendship with a pizza?"
"No! I... I..."
>You look back at your phone as it dances in your hands - a simple acknowledgement from Soarin.
"... why..."
>Your fingers move on their own.
>Why is she such a BITCH?
>Soarin's response is immediate, asking you what happened, telling you she isn't...
>The phone hits the sofa's cushion before he can answer your next querry, before he can tell you if you're the bitch.
>It vibrates again, but you ignore it.
>You already know the answer - both the one he'll give you and the one that is true.

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>>28685207
>best toppings
>ew
EXCUSE YOU, TG/N

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>>28685207
>best toppings
pic related.

>>28685229
Bacon, pepperoni, cheese master race.

>>28685229
Salami Bacon and Sausage is the true way to eat pizza

>>28685207
>"Look, Silver," Blossomforth sighs, "can we please just sit quietly or something? I'm not going to steal Soarin from you."
"I... I know that..."
>Not that the knowledge stops you from feeling jealous or angry or hurt or suspicious.
>The girl rolls her eyes, her head echoing the gesture.
>She looks so tired - and not just physically.
>Even her off-putting giggling sounds worn and thin.
>"Not that I could."
"I -"
>"Not even if I wanted to," she quickly continues, then giggles again. "Not that I didn't try."

>>28685836
Blossomforth is a cheeky one.

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>>28685836
THIS BITCH

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>>28678446
>Not high, but enough to expose the tan undergarment for you to see.
Wait - so are you using human skin coloration or EQG?

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>>28686620
medicorewritefag never specified, I think, so I haven't either. I figured a light tan would work either way, considering Silver couldn't see for shit.

>>28686666
The super devil makes a fair point.

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>>28682098
“Sure… I trust you and your judgement,” Anon says as he props himself up with his arms behind himself, opening the robe across his chest. Sweetie puts her hand on his chest and kisses him again before sliding to her feet and tiptoeing to her desk.
>I have a good idea of a song for now…” She states as she scrolls her song list to her broadway folder and syncs her phone to her wireless speaker as she starts the song. “I hope you like it…” She trails off and “All I Ask of You” from Phantom of the Opera begins. (https://youtu.be/s1_5hhr6niQ)
>The air is now filled with the soft tones of the orchestra starting the gentle song, Sweetie reaching the bed as Raul’s part begins and kisses Anon’s forehead as she moves by him and sits back in his lap. Anon adjusts his position to better support her as she leans close to his ear and on cue begins to sing Christine’s lyrics softly in his ear, rubbing his cheek as she continues. She continues singing as the song reaches its conclusion and the final lines.
>”…Love me… That is all I ask of you…” Sweetie whispers as they hold each other in the low light of her bed side lamp. They smile to each other as the music trails off, slowly moving closer till their lips just barely touch and a spark surges into their shared awareness. Anon slowly begins massaging her back and thigh as they press their lips more firmly and Sweetie rubs his chest through the front of the robe.
“That was a good song choice dear,” Anon says as he comes up for air from their snogging, still rubbing her thigh up to her waist.
>”Thanks. It just came to me and you did say you like Andrew Lloyd Webber performances.”
“That I had. So… want to lay back now?”
>”What would we do then? Hmm?”
“I am just going with it, Sweetie. I have no fucking clue but what we figure out for the moment,” he replies as he slides his hand up her back softly, barely grazing along her spine.

>>28688207
>”Well then…” She replies as she pushes in the center of his chest, prompting him to fall back on her bed. “I think I am going to take lead then,” She continues as she puts her hands on his shoulders and straddles him from his lap.
> Anon looks up at his girlfriend as she rubs her hands along his chest, parting the robe as she spreads her hands outward and slides herself forward till she is inches from Anon’s lips.
“What are you thinking Sweetie? You have a plan?” Anon replies as he raises his right hand and rubs her side.
>”Hush now, quiet now…” Sweetie whispers as she looks deep into his brown eyes before she meets his lips lightly. “You will see soon what I have in mind. If you trust me to go on that is.”
“Only if you are not pushing yourself like before and you know I trust you with my life, my love.”
>”And I you with mine, my body, and soul…” She softly says before pressing her lips tightly against his, sharing an isolated blink in time as their emotions and sensations sync and lock out the world. She shifts her rear upwards and tugs on the robe bow, freeing his torso from it and replaces the warmth lost to the air with her own as she presses herself down on him.
“Sweetie…,” Nonny begins as he wraps his arms around her, his right hand sliding down her back to her exposed butt and cups her cheek in his palm. “I think if we are going to continue, we need to shift further onto the bed unless you want to be in the floor.”
>Sweetie nods and climbs up across him, grazing his face with her inner thighs. She flops over on her side beside him and beacons him up to her with toes poking his side. Nonny tilts his head up, looking behind himself and finds that he is right beside her pink & purple fluff, clearly visibly through the sheer fabric at this distance.

>>28688216
>“Are you going to keep me waiting, Nonny?” she says as she brushes his forehead and cheek with her fingertips.
“Not on your life,” Anon replies as he rolls over and crawls around to just beside her, laying his head on the same pillow as her as they gaze into each other’s eyes. He scoots closer and kisses her as he rubs along her hip, further sliding her gown up it and sending shivers along her skin as his softly grazes her soft, pale skin.
>”Nonny?” Sweetie says as she pulls herself out of the kiss. “I want to tell you something.”
“Oh? What is it, Sweetie?”
>”I…I want us to fully go forward where ever all this leads. I don’t care about what the law would have as a limit. I want you and I to just be us like we have been as friends, unafraid to try new things. I also want to give you my all for proving you are the gentleman I have dreamed about and desired to find. I know I am being cheesy like you often are but like you, I am just telling you the truth,” Sweetie says with a small tear.
“Sweetie…”he replies as he wipes the tear away.
>”I mean it Nonny…we have been through so much in these few days and you have been a great friend and now are being a great boyfriend who is helping to support me during one crisis and have sworn to be there for me no matter what while proving your words to not be hollow as we are tested by Button, the disbelieving, and your family’s issues. I promise you that I will do what I can to be there for you. I don’t understand everything with your family as I have never seen a family….function… like that. Even so, I know you have been strong and want to help support you, the man I admire and have fallen for.”
>Tears continue to flow from Sweetie as she squeaks while trying to hold it all together.
>”I truly love you… I just know and feel it in me. And I know that…”

>>28688221
“I love you too. I…am not sure how to respond to this other than to keep loving you and to also give myself to you, my sweet, loving, and beautiful little woman, my marshmallow with a voice of an angel.”
>”Nonny…” Sweetie replies as he pulls himself close and kisses her tears away. “I…”
“Hush now…. Quiet now…. Time to rest your little sleepy head…and heart,” he replies before kissing her on the lips deeply, lightly toying with her tongue with his. Sweetie responds with fervent tongue flips as they continue to kiss, her emotions fully unleashed and her hands pushing the robes apart and off Anon’s shoulder.
>Anon sits himself up at her attempt with her following him quickly and sitting on her knees as she reinitializes the kiss, holding both his cheeks as she does. Sweetie trails her hands from his cheeks down his neck, sliding them under the robe’s collar and along his shoulders. Anon arcs his back, throwing his shoulders back, causing the robe to slide off him and leaving him sitting bare but for his navy colored boxers.

>>28688328
Nice update, goodnight folks

>>28688634

>>28689453

>>28689973

>>28685836
>Something snaps.

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>>28691834

Why is this thread alive? It's faggotry so pure self-sustaining?

>>28691937
Well it's certainly not because of your capability with the English language

>>28692013
That was hardly in question, though I will happily continue to entertain your aside if you're too weak mined to directly entertain my own faggotry. PB is dead. The rest of you meatsleeves should join him.

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>>28692030
>PB is dead
>Just updated last thread

>>28692030
>weak mined
they have to stop giving refugee camps internet access

>>28692030
>That was hardly in question, though I will happily continue to entertain your aside if you're too weak mined to directly entertain my own faggotry. PB is dead. The rest of you meatsleeves should join him.
What did it mean by this?

>>28692053
> last thread

ded

>>28692096
>>28692085
>>28692053
Lolxdroflmao point proven

>>28692120
For someone intent on this thread dying - you sure are bumping it a lot

>>28691834

>>28691937
>>28692030
>>28692120

That got meta fast.

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>>28692120
I think it's some weird kind of 3rd world humor I'm not getting.
These awful engrish posts followed by nonsensical 'trolling' are becoming more common.

>>28692030
I embraced undeath years ago. Cut down on food costs so I can keep posting.

>>28691834
>A sudden pain in your hand jerks your eyes away from that girl.
>"I mean, I didn't *know* he was dating you - or anyone really."
>Your phone.
>"He just..."
>The screen is shattered.
>"He said no, okay? From the beginning, he said no. He's not interested."
>When did you pick it up?
>"Even if he was - and I do mean *was* - he cares about you too much."
>Why?
>"Besides -"
>Were you going to throw it at her?
>She trails off into a silence that grows physically awkward, far more uncomfortable than the pain in your hand.
>You glance at it again, at the sharp fragments digging into the ball of your thumb.
>" - I'm not in any shape to be in a relationship right now."
>A single, bright bead of red rolls down your hand.
>You're bleeding?
>"So yeah, don't worry."
>It reaches the edge of your palm and hesitates, trembling. Or is that your hand that is shaking?
>"I thought maybe..."
>It falls.
>"... maybe I could just pretend everything was fine, but... "
>Your blood stains the sofa's cushion.
>"... well..."
"I'm sorry!"
>He's going to be angry.
>"Huh?"
"I'm so sorry! I... I..."
>Another drop falls.
"I -"
>A tiny constellation begins to form.
>He's going to be so angry with you.
" - I think I cut myself."
>You cup your other hand below, trying to catch the falling stars.
>"What?"
>She sits up.
>"WHAT!?"
"I'm sorry. I messed up your sofa. I... I need to clean this..."
>"What the HELL."
"I'm sorry!"
>She throws aside her blanket and grabs wad of tissues.
>"Let me see that," she demands, coming over to your side and grabbing your wrist. "Shit... how did you even...?"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to -"
>"Let go of it!"
>She's angry.
>You've messed everything up.
" - I'm just... I'm just..."
>He's going to be furious.

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>>28692472
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, SPOON

>>28692472
Well she is dating him, figures she would pull a Soarin at some point.

>>28692472
>"Shit! Let go! You're just cutting yourself more!"
"I - I -"
>You can't.
>"Let! Go!"
"I'M TRYING!"
>She jerks back, eyes narrowed and furious.
>"What is your problem!?" she demands, throwing bloodied tissues at a trash can and grabbing fresh ones. "Seriously, what is wrong with you!?"
"E-everything."
>"Shit, now I get what Soarin sees in you."
>Any explanation is lost in a wordless sigh as a phone rings.
>Not your phone.
>The girl sighs and thrusts the tissues at you.
>"Here," she growls. "Take care of it yourself."
"W-wait! What did you..."
>She snatches her phone from a sidetable and raises it to her ear.
"... did you..."
>"Hey, Soarin," she says loudly - and cheerfully. "What's up?"

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>>28692956
I don't like where this is going.

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>>28692956
She kills Blossom and Soarin helps her hide the body AND WE FINALLY RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AS WE CROSS THE BORDER AND BEGIN LIFE ANEW WITH OUR WANTED FELON GF

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>>28692956
Soarin better get back and make things comfy or shit is about to fly.

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>>28693615

>>28693001
You don't want a catfight that ends in >>28693028 ?

>>28695039
No, they are both for snuggles, and eating out each others creampies.

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>>28688328
>Anon leans in towards Sweetie with a smile and places his hands on her sides. Sweetie gasps at his touch as she slides his hands up her sides, graving her small chest with his thumbs as her glides to her shoulders and looks deep into her eyes as he slides his fingers under the shoulder straps. She gives a light nod as he begins sliding the straps off her shoulders, blushing heavily as his hands get lower and her pert breasts are exposed. Anon leans close as he releases the gown and kisses her shoulders as he stops there then kisses down her front to between her breasts. Sweetie gasps at the sensation as she feels herself getting warmer by the minute and drops her arms, the gown following them and her entire body is bare before him a second time in 24 hours with but now more intimate than before given the lack of fear of being caught. Anon smiles at his naked girlfriend and tosses the robe off the bed, lying beside her as she sits and pulls back the bed sheets further.
“Shall we lay back a bit, Sweetie, and cuddle a bit? I don’t want you to get cold…”
>”I don’t think we have to worry about that,” She replies with a chuckle as she lays down and lets the gown slide the rest of the way off her into a pile beside the bed. “I think you can see well how warm I am…” She continues as she places his hand on her breast and then trails it down to her lap.
“Well then…” Anon retorts as he feels her flushed skin on her soft breast then the hot moisture forming near her small fluff.
>” I think you are going to be too warm though myself,” She states as her fingers glide down his belly to his waistband, playing with the elastic of it with her fingernails. “Let me help you with that if you don’t mind…” Sweetie titters out as she begins tugging on the edges of his boxers, Anon raising himself slightly to help her. In a moment, his boxers slide down and fall to the side, baring himself fully before her in the low light.

was watching Legend of EverFree rather than writing.Only posting this for now

>>28696554

>>28696548
More Sweetie lewd?

>>28697373

>>28692956
>Her eyes stray over to you.
>"Silver?"
>You shake your head frantically.
>"Oh, uhm."
>He can't know.
"Please..."
>"Yeah, her battery died."
>You mouth a silent thanks, but she's already swinging away from you.
>"No... uh... nothing's wrong. Why?"
>She laughs, the sound totally at odds with the strained expression on her face.
>"Things started off a bit rocky, but it's okay. Everything's fine. Really.
>"No, she's in the bathroom right now, but she can use my phone to call you back when -"
>"Oh! Cool! Fifteen minutes?"
>She looks over her shoulder at you, glaring until you nod.
>You understand.
>Fifteen minutes to clean this up.
>"See you then," she practically sings into the phone, before letting her hand drop with a weary sigh. "Great."

>>28697988
Eeyup

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>>28698641
WHY DID WE EVEN GO TO BLOSSOMS PLACE

>>28698641
>She tosses the phone at the table and steps back over to you.
>"Look, we don't have long, so how about you stop screwing around so we can get this cleaned up?"
"I'm trying!"
>She sighs and crosses her arms, staring down her nose at you.
>"Are you seriously this crazy or are you just pretending to get his attention? Because if you are -"
"I'm... I'm not pretending. I have problems."
>"Why the hell are you so fucked up?" she mutters, grabbing another handful of tissues. "You're just a little kid."
"Funny you should say that. I wasn't the one hiding behind a security blanket like a toddler!"
>"You aren't the only one with issues, okay? At least I have mine for a reason."
"And what's that? You were born a BITCH?"
>"I have to act like I'm okay around my friends," she sighs, taking a step forward, "but I don't have to do that for you."

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>>28699110
"No, you don't. All you have to do is pretend for Soarin."
>She laughs, wild and despairing.
"What?"
>"He's not my friend either," she snorts, "thankfully."
"He isn't...?"
>"No. I trust him more than my friends."

>>28699737
no good can come from this
calling it now

>>28699827
Happy ending to this scene, I swear.

>>28699868
Heart to heart. Sounds nice, the cut is going to be awkward to explain though, we trust you tg.

>>28699882
I'm expecting Soarin to blow his top at Blossom and Silver to end up defending her

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>>28701552
I wish Anon would hurry up and put a bump in Sweetie Belle.

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>>28696548
“Well you have me naked...” He says as he begins to snarky comment when he is silenced by her lips pressed against his.
>”Hush now and touch me…please…” she whispers softly as she pulls him into a tight embrace that he returns with a single handed grope of her ass. Sweetie softly moans at the grip and moves her small hand to his and grips back. Anon smiles and begins nibbling on her neck, prompting another light moan that is barely discernable as the romantic music folder on Sweetie’s phone continues sending music to her speakers.
“Nice selections from the Baroque period… I love Mozart and Beethoven,” Anon responds as the music continues and he comes up from her lips for air.
>”Thanks Nonny…I just love how relaxing the symphonies are so I thought they would make a good distraction.
“Now about distractions…” Nonny replies as he rubs his hand from Sweeties rear and starts kissing along her shoulders as Sweetie coos and rubs up his back. He continues to kiss lower, working his way to her breast and kisses just above her aureoles, drawing a gasp and moan from Sweetie.

>Rarity tops the stairs as she works on coming back to her room when she begins to hear the music coming from Sweetie’s room.
>”Hmm? I guess they are listening to the soundtrack to one of her favority plays. I just wish she had left the door cracked as I told them to…” Rarity muses to herself as she makes a left towards the bathroom. “I can always finish talking with Anon a bit later after they finish this play.”

>>28702094
your sentiment has been heard.
>>28702646
“Sweetie… before we go any farther… do you have any protection?”
>”Uhm… I do have some from the school’s sex ed classes even though they did not want to give us any, saying something about no sex is best and that we could not understand and too young…”
“Oh…okay. I have a couple that were given to me and are in my wallet. Did not think I was going to need them before they expired…” He nervously chuckles.
>”Well I never thought I would need them either but wanted to be prepared… Scoots suggested I keep some for wild parties like Dash does but…”
“Not surprised. Frankly the only wild parties I can think of are my brother’s and I have never liked that kind of wild,” Anon says as he begins kissing back up Sweetie’s chest and kisses her softly on her lips which she gladly returns.
>”Well we can have our own wild parties together. More intimate that way,” Sweetie says with a smile after their last kiss.

>Rarity exists the bathroom and begins to make her way down the hall and stops at Sweetie’s door to knock when she sees Opal sitting like a guard at the door with a note on her collar.
>“What is this?” She says to herself as she pulls the letter from Opal’s collar.
“Heed the sign on the door and let them be. I think they deserve some alone time after the stress of yesterday. You will understand soon enough. –Cookie”
>”Mother… What sign could she…” Rarity muses as she looks at Sweetie’s dry erase board which has the extra note ‘Don’t disturb. Couple relaxation time. Grounding for violation of instruction.’ “Really mom? You just had to… At least it only sounds like they are listening to music and are talking. I wonder about what…” Rarity mumbles as she puts her ear to the door.

>>28655743

>>28699737
"And me? I'm *just* his girlfriend? Because I'm fine with -"
>"You're just the girl he decided to rescue."
>There's a sadness in her face that contradicts the casual shrug she gives you, a sorrowful expression that finishes the thought for her.
>You're the girl he rescued instead of her.
>You're more messed up than she is.
>It's true.
"I'm trying not to be."
>The words come out as barely more than a whisper. Barely noticable, same as your efforts.
>She sighs and steps past you to sit on the far side, near the stains speckling the cushion.
>"You looked so scared last night," she says softly, reaching out for your hand. "I can't really blame him, but he's the only person I feel safe around."
>Her fingers hover above your wrist, as if she's afraid to touch you.
>"And you, I guess," she adds with brave, yet false laughter, gently grabbing your injured hand and pulling it into her lap. "You're too pathetic to scare me."

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>>28704722
IS THIS THE HAPPY ENDING, TG/N

>>28704722
"Is that your shitty way of giving me a complement?"
>"Not really. Just the truth."
>She hooks her fingers around the edges of yours, pulling them away from the broken glass.
>"That's all he sees in us, you know. Why else would he start hanging out with us?"
"That's... that's not true."
>Your fingers peel away easily; the only thing holding them in place was *you*.
>"Sure it is," she chuckles. "What else do we have in common?"
"That doesn't -"
>"What do you think his fetish *is*? Being the hero, of course."
>She gingerly takes the phone -
>"We're just someone to -"
> - and pulls it from your open palm.
>Her eyes widen.
>She gasps.
>Not because of the shallow scratches covering your fingertips or because of the surprising amount of blood pooling in your cupped hand.
>"- protect..."
>She slowly looks up from your ring, from the ring Soarin gave you.
>Still turned inward, the brilliant blue and yellow sparkle brightly, standing out against the field of red.
>She's wrong.
"No, we're not."
>"... seriously...?"
"Certainly not me. Not you either, I think. I think you're his friend, as much as you want to deny it."

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>go through middle school and high school never having experienced young love
To anyone who still has a chance, get out and do it, or you'll be 32 lamenting that feel when no unstable teenage gf.

>>28705704
It's not too late.

>>28705583
>"No..." she murmurs softly, shaking her head. "No. He's not my friend. My friends..."
"You don't feel safe around them?"
>"Do you always feel safe around yours?"
>You smile in silent amusement.
>"What?"
"I only have the one."
>"Then you're lucky. Mine..."
>She turns away with a tired sigh.
"What?"
>"Nothing," she murmurs. "Hey, let's go wash this off, okay?"
>She stands, her hand - still tight around your wrist - pulling you up with her.
"What did your friends do?"
>Why does she think you're lucky to only have a single friend?
>"Nothing. Doesn't matter."
>She pulls you onward, not forcefully, not angrily, but insistantly.
>Mindful of the time, perhaps. Or trying to distract herself from unwanted thoughts.
>You've seen the signs in yourself before; it's easy enough to see them in her.
>She's thinking of herself more than you at this moment.
>The calluses on her palm are noticable, rough against your slender wrist. Moreso than Soarin's ever were.
>But for all that, she's gentle.
>Even the door itself seems to let out a quiet sigh as she pushes it open.
>This isn't a guest bathroom.
>It isn't a bathroom at all.
>It's a bedroom.
>"This way," she mumbles, pulling you towards another door.
>Her bedroom.
>It's a mess.
>Picture frames smashed.
>Scrap books ripped to shreds.
>"Alright, just looks like some scratches," she mumbles as she shoves open the door to her bathroom. "A few deeper cuts, but nothing too bad."
"What did your friends do...?"
>"I've gotten worse on the parallel bars. Just have to wash it out and -"
"I don't think they're really your friends."

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>>28706922
Silver, your hitting a very sensitive button. Probably shouldn't.

>>28706922
goddammit spoon

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>>28706922
>silver telling anyone about real friends

wew

>>28702804
>The music changes pace and a familiar song from last night returns to the speakers. (https://youtu.be/WO0JvkMynCQ)
“Is this?”
>”Yeah… my karaoke song. I have always loved the song and I am glad I had you to sing it for. I have to admit I was hoping I would get a chance to… ever since 5 months ago after we had begun spending more time together and I began to have the first flutters.”
“Oh Sweetie,” Nonny replies as they kiss again and their hands cup the other’s cheek. “I hope I can give you even more flutters…”
>”You are right now…” she responds as she places a hand on his thigh and begins to stroke it.

>Rarity begins to blush as she hears Sweetie’s admission and softly gasps as she keeps listening and Opal rubs her sides.
>”Oh my… Wait what am I saying? That is my little sister and…Anon. I have to do something but Mom will kick my ass…I guess I can listen a bit more…”

>Anon Smiles and slides his hand from her cheek to her breast and lightly squeezes as he palms her hardened nipple, rolling his hand to tease it as he grips and releases. The air between them is starting to fill with a light musk as they both get more aroused and intensifies as Sweetie squirms and flops over on her side, opening her legs slightly as she lands.
“Nonny… come on and stop teasing me. Please…” Sweetie says as she holds out her hand to him, beaconing him to her.
>Anon smirks as he grasps her hand and is pulled over, placing his free hand on her hip as he lands.
“What would you like?” he asks as he walks his fingers around her thigh to her groin and the music changes to a new song. (https://youtu.be/0HL-N9oOjcs)
>”You are getting closer to what I want…”

>”Hey Scoots! Ready to message Sweetie so we can plan our next adventure?” AB asks as she sits beside her friend as they fire up Skype and click on Sweetie’s icon.

CYOA subchoice:
Violence or no violence?

>>28708411
>”Yep. I could use a good one after…all… that happened on our last one. No more seedy bars for meeting places, that’s for sure.”
>”I will second that. Now hurry up and send the video chat invite,” AB prods as Dash walks by them with a fresh bag of microwave popcorn.
>”I will. I will. Hey Dash? DO we have any one bags of popcorn?”
>”Sure. Right over the Micro, squirt.”
>”Thanks! I can hardly wait to reach Sweetie…” Scoots says as she sends the invite.

>Anon lightly grazes along Sweetie’s thigh, sending chills up her spine and goosebumps along her legs. She softly moans as he moves his hand all the way up her side and back till he stops his hand in her fluff rubbing circles in her tuft.
>”Nonny… you are teasing me again…”
“Just a little bit Sweetie,” Anon says as a ping sounds from the other side of the room. “Wait, what was that?”
>”I think that was just me getting a message on my pc. Probably just Scoots or Apple Bloom sending me a message. I can just check it later,” She replies as she slides closer to Anon and moves her hands to his groin. “If you won’t get to it, I will and not carefully…”
>Anon replies with moving his hand lower and lifts Sweetie’s leg up in the air as he kisses lower to her chest, nipping as he goes and getting his crotch out of her hand range. Sweetie gasps as he lightly licks her nipple and slides his hand over her lower lips, parting them slightly as he slides the hand up and then repeats.
>”Oh… that’s good…ahhh… Keep… that…” Sweetie continues till she squeaks suddenly.

>>28708420
non

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>>28708420
whoops, forgot pic

>>28708422
>any one bags
> the Micro, squirt.”
uh wat? I feel like your missing something here. And just putting a word incorrectly in the sentence as well.

>>28708467
Dash is being cool by disregarding the word "wave".

>>28708420
Will the violence invalidate the happy ending? If so then no.

>>28708582
Nah. We get the happy ending even if Silver has to pin down Blossomforth with her berserker strength and fist her into friendship.

>>28709184
Then let
>IT HURTS
begin

>>28708467
will look over to fix.
>>28708574
yep. was common slang/mod when in hs so I reused it.
as for now in the to be posted....CHAOS

>>28709318
more loving than a tree rape

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>>28710240
NOTHING TO SEE HERE

>>28709184
>fist her into friendship
If you mean "fist her" like the way her "friends" in the forest tried to "tree her", then yes, I wouldn't mind seeing silver wear Blossom like a sock puppet.
If you just meant "punch her", then no thanks.

>>28708422
>”What was that?” Apple Bloom asks as the camera faces away from the bed and a squeak is heard in the background.
>”I don’t know. Sounded similar to Sweetie as did the talking. Seems like Anon is there too from the voices but that is probably just the music. Sweetie and her showtunes and romance music. I wonder when she and Anon are going to…”
>”Well I have no idea and you can bet Sweetie is not going to volunteer that. She does like SOME privacy.”

>Rarity listens on and swears she can hear something going on. Opal is now curled in her lap and keeps nuzzling Rarity’s hand as she purrs loudly.
>”Now Opalescence, I can barely hear what is going on with your purrs. Try to purr a bit softer if you can.”
>”Merow…”

>Anon moves his hand lower and feels the heat radiating off her, his hand is coated in her moisture sas he draws his middle finger across her slit.
“Wow… you were not kidding,” Anon says as he looks up to Sweetie’s eyes as she softly nods. “I am sorry for keeping you waiting…” he trails off as he presses his finger to her clit and make soft circles and crosses upon it, drawing a loader moan from Sweetie with a small shudder shaking her as he continues.

>”Okay… Are you sure that you pinged the right person, Scoots? Or is it you have a porno running in the background again?”
>”I swear AB I only have Skype open and messaged Sweetie. You can take a look for yourself,” Scoots offers as she turns the laptop. “See! Only Skype is open and it is connected to Sweetie. You don’t suppose…” Scoots continues as her cheeks redden.

>>28708420
non-violent, but I think Blossom might have a small breakdown and need some spooning

>>28711501

>>28710739
Wait, what? They weren't intentionally tuning in to watch Sweetie get fucked?

>>28712493
nope. Friends trying to connect and Sweetie had left a setting for the current moment. complete accident that has embarrassing consequences.

>>28713754
Makes more sense, but with them asking for popcorn I really thought it was intentional.

>>28714862
Just happenstance after Scoots seeing RD having it. Fit the setting too

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>>28717336
Anon built Sweetie a "magic" broom for Halloween, she uses it only around Anon.

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>>28710739
>”NO NO NO… Can’t be…” AB states as a voice in the background calls out ‘Nonny…’ between the songs.
>”Oh my…” the girls say in unison as they blush deeply.
>”Um… Should I shut it down?”
>”…in a little bit…” AB replies as she moves closer to Scoots to better hear.

>”Nonny… please keep going… a bit lower…”
“As you wish,” he replies as he slides his fingers lower and pushes his middle finger inside her, tightly squeezed as she tenses up to the intrusion. A short distance in, he finds the way partially blocked. He flicks his finger around, feeling her insides carefully, sending waves of sensation coursing through her and triggering soft moans above his head as he swaps to her other breast with a trail of kisses leading the way.
>”AH! Go slow Nonny,” Sweetie gasps as her body tenses from the stimulation. “I want this to last…”
“Absolutely Sweetie…” Anon murmurs as he begins kissing down her breasts, teasing he teats with soft pecks on their tips before kissing down to her belly. He begins slowly moving his finger deeper then retracts it, repeating this slowly as he looks up to her face as she props herself up on her pillows to watch Nonny & casting a shadow on her wall beyond them from the lamp light.

>”What the Hell?” Sweetie? Lower?” Rarity is musing to herself as she blushes and listens intently at the door. “What is Anon up to in there? I hope that is just a back rub I am hearing or I swear…”
>”You swear what, Rarity?” comes a soft voice from behind her, causing Rarity to jump back from the door. As Rarity regains her composure she notices the source of the voice was Fluttershy who is followed by Big Mac and Sunset.
>”Fluttershy, darling… don’t sneak up on me like that.”
“What were you doing there at Sweetie’s door?” Fluttershy ask as an inquisitive look spreads across Sunset’s face.

>>28718842
“Well I was checking on Sweetie when I heard noises. Now keep it down. You almost blew my cover.”
“Why do you need to check on Sweetie, Rarity” Sunset asks as she steps closer. “Does she have a boy in there with her?”
“Why don’t you read this and the sign to see…” Rarity says as she hands the note before listening to the door again.
>The gathered friends look over the note and letter, blushing as they finish them, Flutters and Mac looking at each other as they finish and Sunset giggling at the situation.
“Quite a mom you have there, Rar,” Sunset quips as the others begin whispering for a moment then nodding.
“I just wish I could get what she is thinking with those.”
“Well we think you should let them be. Let’s go talk in your room…” Flutters replies.
“I just want to make sure…”
“Funs over Rarity. Come on,” Mac says as he effortlessly picks her up and carries her under his arm. Ratity is so stunned that she can barely form sentences.
“Now wait here, you…you…” Rarity says as he carries her along with Sunset carrying her legs as they go into her room with Opal close behind after rubbing the door one last time.

>”Hey squirt? Did you not want some popcorn? I’ll make it for you if you…What are you two doing?” Dash asks as she sees the two crusaders huddled close infront of that computer screen.
>“Well we are watching something…sort of,” Scoots replies.
>”Not more porn is it?”
>”Well yes and no…” AB replies, her face flush from what she is hearing and now seeing a shadow on the wall displayed on the screen.
>“Well is it or is it not? Come on and pause it if you want some popcorn.”
>”I would but this is live…”
>“You did not pay for a live channel again did you? I swear I am going to have to hide my purse…”
>“This is definitely not one she did that for. Take a look,” AB suggests.

>>28718853
>Looks like a full screen skype call to me. Don’t tell me you found a new friend who is broadcasting for you. If you did, let me know when it is going to be more than shadows on the wall and sounds.
“OH that is great…” a familiar voice is heard clearly on the speakers as the shadow shifts.
>”Wait a minute… that sounded like….”
“Glad to hear you are liking it…”
>”WAIT….,” RD says as she looks across the screen closer and her eyes go wide. “Scoot over…” she continues as she puts her half eaten bag of popcorn in AB’s lap.

>Anon keeps kissing lower as he parts Sweetie’s legs further and moves to using 2 fingers as he keeps stimulating her. He moves his thumb as well so he grazes her clit as he fingers her, Sweetie tensing each time and her hips jumping like a bolt is hitting her.
>“Ooooh Nonny… I love you… don’t stop… “
“I will have to in a moment but I have an idea I think you will like…”
“Oh?” Sweetie asks as she begins to sweat from her heart racing. “What are you planning?”
>Anon smirks as he rolls her onto her back and begins kissing down her thigh and then starts to work his way back up. AS he gets to her mid thight, the music pauses for a moment as it changes to a fitting interlude. (https://youtu.be/cUqCv_1kGzM)
“I am fairly sure you will enjoy this…”

>>28718853
Kek, the image of Rarity being carried like luggage amuses me.

>>28718863
Always knew Dash was a creepy pedo lesbian. Why else would she let crippled orphans hang out with her?

>>28717888
Thanks for the idea!

>>28719626
I am happy to oblige.

>>28719655

>>28717888
There was that one recalled Harry Potter toy...

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>>28717336
>>28717888
>>28720926

>>28721592

>>28719463
I defined her as bi but then again I never went into her taste in porn...

>>28721592
it was magical

>>28721592
Hot. And nothing like a good old Mattel fuck up.

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>>28725117

>>28726479

>>28718863
>”Holy Shit… did they plan this with a sound track?” Dash asks as her baby blue cheeks start to glow as they continue watching.
>”Ah doubt it…Sweetie’s song randomizer has an uncanny tendency to play music that fits her setting. I never got how that happened?”
“Quiet, you two. This is a short song and I don’t know if they can hear our side of this,” Scoots chastises. “You want this to go on as a full show right?”

>Anon keeps kissing up her thigh, crossing over the top of her leg and crosses to her fluff when he pauses, looking up at Sweetie. She nods drunkenly as he breathes deep, his nostrils filling with the soft musk of her coming from below him. He slides down to just over her cooch, carefully places her legs over his shoulders, and his thumbs on each side of her lips.
>”Okay, Sweetie… here I go. Never done this before so feel free to guide me to what works for you.”
>”GO Get her Anon! Oops…”
“What the hell?”
>”That sounded like Sccotaloo and it came from around my desk…. Anon, just wait a moment here…”
“Sure Sweetie,” Anon replies as he slides under her covers as the AC vent chills the sweat that was beading on his back. “I will just lay here, frustrated, while you tack that down.”
>”You’re frustrated? Try how I am feeling being snapped out of that bliss,” Sweetie says as she peaks her head in front of her computer’s screen and blushes as a frown spreads across her expression.

>”Um Hi Sweetie… How are you?” Scoots says sheepishly as she waves into her laptop’s camera. AB joins in the waving as Dash gives her a thumbs up.
>”GOOD JOB SWEETIE!” Dash barks out as Sweetie has an unimpressed look on her face.
“I will be right back,” Sweetie replies as she leans her head out of the camera, stomping off to the bed.
“What’s the matter? Was it Scootaloo?”

>>28727310
“Yep… She had skype messaged me at some point and was listening in,” Sweetie says as she puts on her gown and her pink robe. “I don’t know what all she witnessed but I am so embarrassed and mad… Plus she had Apple Bloom and Rainbow Dash there with her…”
“Oh fuck…” Anon replies as he puts on the robe and walks over to join Sweetie. “I might as well join you so we can fully defuse this.”
“There is no need for that, Anon. I can handle it.”
“Sweetie, I am embarrassed too and want to make sure RD keeps her mouth shut. She owes me one. Last thing we both need is for our fun to blow up on us,” Anon says as he hugs the angry marshmallow from behind as she pouts and steams. “We are in this together and I love you. Okay?”
“I guess it is okay…” Sweetie says as she puts her arms over his and turns to kiss his cheek.

>”Um… is she coming back?” Apple Bloom asks with a raised eyebrow as she eats a handful of popcorn.
>”I don’t know… I suppose she is… oh there she is…and Anon….”
>Oh yeah… all parties accounted for,” Dash replies with a knowing smirk. “So how was she Anon?
“Hello Dash. I see you are well…”
>”Why do you sound annoyed, Anon? Weren’t you having fun?”
“I WAS, Dash… That kind of got disrupted so I am a little annoyed.”
>”Aw… A bit sexually frustrated?”
“Should we get into what you and Gilda were doing whilst drunk and Scoots, Sweetie, and myself were getting drugged?” Anon fires back sharply.
>”Welll…I…Um…” Dash replies as she blushes harder.
>”Anyways… Sorry for interrupting… We were trying to plan our next adventure together, Sweetie,” Apple Bloom says as they continue to blush.
“I don’t blame you… I left auto-connect on and we were distracted. Mind if I message you all later?” Sweetie asks as she calms down.
>”Oh are you two…” Scoots asks as she tries to recover her normal façade.
“Scoots…

>>28727310
that happened?”
Why is there a question mark here?

>>28728081

>>28727321
Everyone thinks Sweetie is for sexual abuse. I bet even her parents.

non-violent path wins

>>28706922
>"You don't know what you're talking about."
"Maybe not..."
>She pulls you into the bathroom, suddenly rough where she had been gentle before, harsh where she had been merely insistant.
>"You don't. You're just a kid."
>She lets go of your wrist to dig under her sink.
>One box is placed on the counter, followed by another and another.
>"You just don't get it. Doesn't matter what they did to me. They're still my friends."

>>28729513
damaged goods can't talk shit to damage goods, spoon, remember that

>>28729513
"Y...yeah, but -"
>"You're in no position to talk shit to me, are you?" the girl snaps, still bent over looking for - "Just shut up. Shut up!"
>No, she's not looking for anything else, at least not at the moment.
>Her arms are wrapped around herself, trying to provide a comforting touch that no one else will.
>You reach for her with your uninjured hand.
"Sorry..."
>"Shut up! It's not your problem!"
>She throws a box of bandaids at you without looking - the package open and spilling as it flies.
>It misses.
>Even if it hadn't, it was just a box of bandaids. Half-empty, and now completely empty.
>"You're just lucky your only friend is Diamond Tiara," she sobs as you begin to pick them up.
>The bandaid slips from your fingers.
"Yes, I am."
>"So -"
"I'm lucky my only friend has a crush on me."

>>28730282
>You know. You've known. Not forever, but long enough.
"I'm lucky she's stopped anyone else from ever getting close to me."
>It kept you safe.
"And I'm SO very lucky I'm her only friend."
>It kept you hers.
"So, yeah, I'm lucky, right?"
>"My friends tried to rape me, okay!?" she screams at out. "Are you finally fucking happy?! They pinned me down when I was drunk and ripped all my clothes off and if it wasn't for Soarin -"
>She chokes, the words catching in her throat.
"I..."
>"Don't you *dare* tell me -"
"I let Di..."

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>>28730349
WHAT THE FUCK

>>28730396
You have a problem with the girls bonding over similar situations?

>>28730546
I knew the 'non violent route' wouldn't be the happiest, but jesus fuck, man.

>>28730349
>"Let her do what?" she asks, suddenly quiet.
"She... she makes me shower with her."
>It had been innocent.
"We..."
>You had forgotten to bring pajamas.
"... frequently..."
>Every night you stay at her place.
"... sleep together."
>It wasn't so bad.
"And I do mean sleep! But sometimes..."
>Always.
"... she..."
>It's more than a crush.
>"I don't want to hear this."
"My first time with Soarin, she was taking pictures... and not of him, really..."
>"Seriously, I don't want to know!"
"Our second time together, she..."
>"I don't need the details!"
"... she was... more involved. And not with him. I don't even know if she..."
>"And Soarin's okay with that?" she asks, turning to glare at you over her shoulder.
>You smile down sadly at the girl.
"I'm pretty sure he isn't."
>"But... you're okay with it? Do you enjoy that or something?"
>No.
"She's my friend."

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>>28731128
dear god

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>>28731128

>>28731128
Soarin is going to pop a blood vessel when he finds out.

>>28727338
auto-correction of grammar made a mistake or it was the fact the question mark is by the period and I was rolling.

>>28727321
>”Come on Scoots. That is enough for now… Talk to you later,” AB says as she moves the cursor to close the chat.
>”Aw… I wanted to see more…” Dash adds in as the connection cuts off.

“Well that just happened…
>”Yeah…Sorry about that, Nonny. I forgot to turn off the auto-connect or my PC. Never thought it would be an issue.”
“It is fine Sweetie. Frustrating but ok.”
>”well would you like to continue?”
“I think we can say the mood if gone but let’s still cuddle a bit. We can always get into the fun again later.”
>”Ok…I was hoping to see where you were going with that,” Sweetie says as she picks up her phone and scrolls through her songs”
“You know where I was going. I was hoping to give you a better time than this morning since we did not have to worry about being found out.”
>”Well as you said. That can just wait a bit,” Sweetie adds as she puts her phone down by her bed and slides under the covers as a new song starts. (https://youtu.be/KUm9nRYAY5o) “I like this slower version of this song better than the original. It just seemed to fit the current mood.”
Well it seems like we again have similar tastes. I have always loved this Dido song…”
>”Oh really? Here I thought you just liked the crazy fast stuff...”
“A guy can’t have a romantic spark?” Anon asks as he loses the robe again and crawls under the covers.
>“No you can…I just was not expecting it.”

>>28729478
nah... Anon doesn't think that. He is just rolling with her expressions and is trying to return the love. I do plan for them to not be distracted one night. infact 2-3 story nights out but oh god the road there.

>>28732801
I think he already has an inkling of it.

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>>28730282
"I'm lucky my only friend has a crush on me."

I wouldn't admit it anywhere else. But this line struck a nerve with me, I'm crying like a faggot.

Finish the god damn story. Either kill DT so she doesn't have to suffer anymore or give her the spoon she deserves.

>>28735701
She will get her spoon, and a little Soarin on the side, all will be "right-ish", by the end.

>>28731128
>Her eyes soften.
"I'm sorry I said that about your friends."
>She understands.
>"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because we're not so different, are we?"
>The girl looks away.
>"You seem pretty calm about it," she sighs.
>As opposed to her, she means.
"It's been happening since I was eight."
>You hear her gasp in shock, an intake of breath sharper than any blade.
"Before either of us knew it was wrong, I think. I've had time to deal with it."
>"I don't know which one of us is more fucked up."
"That doesn't matter."
>You reach out to Blossomforth.
"It's not a competition. And if it is, it's one we've both lost."

>>28736174
>"Except... you..."

>You are Soarin and you are more than a little worried about what you'll find on the other side of this door.
>Blossom had sounded upbeat, but that doesn't mean anything.
>That girl is trying too damn hard sometimes.
>"Dude, just knock!"
>And then there's that.
"Well, *you* try juggling three pizzas and... uh... nevermind."
>She doesn't say anything. She doesn't have to - her looks says it all.
"I'll just knock now."
>"Good plan."
"Yup."
>"Want me to hold those for you?"
"Please."
>"Done stalling?"
"Just about."

>>28736739
So is it DT, Cloudy or Spitfire that's with him?

>>28736977
No one, he was just carrying a lot of pizza. Unless DT is with him for some reason.

>>28736997
>Soarin talking to himself
All characters officially insane.

>>28736997
Did you even read the last part of the green?

>>28737006
>Soarin talking to himself, and his internal personification is apparently a woman, yep either insane, or more likely he's with someone

>>28737080
>Soarin is Diamond Tiara
She's even more insane than we knew.

>>28737141
>Every other character is just a doll that Soarin is playing with in his padded cell, that's the real >IT HURTS

>>28737169
Doubles sadness points if it's Silver Spoon in the cell.
>abandoned there by her parents
>only friend never comes by to visit
>possibly never even existed
>imagining in her delusions that someone could ever possibly love her
>not just anyone, but the star of the soccer team
>if you're going to pretend, might as well pretend big
>two friends and a boyfriend are as big as she can imagine
>anything more would be too silly to believe

>>28736739
>She leans over, eyes darting between you and the door expectantly, somehow balancing the pizzas in one hand without even trying.
>"Well?"
"Shit like this is -"
>"You know it isn't."
"Yeah, well, just -"
>She pushes past and knocks on the door.
" - or just do that. That works."
>"Yep, it does! That's why I told you to do it."
>Your glaring has no effect.
>Maybe you should punch her again.
>You settle for grabbing her and moving her aside.
"Just, let me do the talking."
>"Fine, fine, so long as you actually *do* the talking instead of standing around with your hand on your - oh, hi!"
>She waves with far too much enthusiasm as the door opens.
>"Hi! I came by to... uh... um..."
>Cloudy shoves the pizzas at Blossom, ducking her head in a weeaboo bow.
>"I'm sorry!" she shouts. "I wasn't trying to start any shit or anything!"

>>28737445
what the eff is going on

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>>28737865
Pretty sure she's trying to apologize for starting the rumor that Soarin knocked up Blossom.

>>28737865
Cloudy is trying to get into Blossom's tan coloured panties

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>>28738120
So, she's helping Soarin with the pizzas?

Looking for clarity here is all.

>>28738140
This has to be bait

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>>28738236
One second Blossom is trying to help Spoon clean up and then flash forward out of fucking nowhere it's Soarin and X with pizzas?

That's all I want to know, dude.

>>28739029
He was only 15 minutes away when Blossom talked to him on the phone, so it's not out of nowhere.

>>28739151
Yeah, i got that much, but Cloudy decides to tag along with soarin out of nowhere?

>>28739180
Sounds like a good motto for her.

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>>28733464
“Just like my admission on Thursday and what we have been up to since?” Anon says with a small smile spreading across his face.
>”Exactly…” Sweetie says with a soft giggle as she slides close, wrapping her arms around Anon. “I can say that is the best surprise of my life.”
“You accepting my feelings was mine.”
>“Nonny…” Sweetie whispers as she kisses his cheek and cuddles into his shoulder.
“After a bit longer I do need to get home. My mom is expecting me back at some point.”
>”I thought you just had to call her? I don’t want you to go…”
“I have to go home tonight so I can be ready for tomorrow and get her car. Don’t forget that.”
>”Aw…Can’t you please stay?”
“I have not left yet, Sweetie. Let’s just forget about it for a bit longer. After all I don’t want to let go of you just yet, “Anon replies as he holds Sweetie close, intertwining his legs with hers as he looks into her emerald eyes. “I love you Sweetie.”
>”I love you too Nonny,” She says softly as she melts into his arms and kisses him softly. The music fades from their perception as their hearts sync, filling their ears and punctuated by their breathing. They continue holding each other close till they both fade into a soft slumber.

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>>28741124
>A couple hours later, their nap is interrupted by the sound of Navi caling out for Anon to listen as his phone rings.
“gruh? Oh…My phone…Hello?”
>”Anon? Are you okay? It is after dark…”
“Oh, Hi mom…Sorry I forgot to call earlier. I am fine and safe,” Anon says as he takes in his surroundings and the fact Sweetie is sleeping with her head on his chest, hugging him like a stuffed animal. “I just lost track of time with Sweetie after we had dinner with her folks.”
>”Well you should have called. I was so worried.”
“Don’t worry mom. I plan to be coming home soon. I am sorry…”
>”Well now that I know you are alright, you don’t have to hurry. Just call next time.”
“Yes Mom. I will. See you soon. Oh before I go, mind if I borrow your car to go to Mr. Rich’s tomorrow?”
>“We will talk about it when you get home. Love you and be safe. “
“Love you too mom.”
>As anon puts his phone back on the bedside table, Sweetie cuddles closer and rubs her cheek into his chest.
“Hey… Sweetie…” Anon says softly as he jostles her softly. “Wake up Sweetie…”
>”Huh? Wha? I don’t want to walk the unicorn… it is a trixie one…”
“Sweetie…come on wake up. It is Nonny.”
>”huh? Oh Hi Nonny… Whats up? Sleep well?”
“Yes I did Sweetie but I am going to have to go soon. It’s after dark and I do have to go home tonight.”
>”But I don’t want you to go… I am so comfy and you like it here with me right?”
“I do love it being here with you but I do have to get home. I will be back tomorrow so we can get to Mr. Rich’s by 2:30 or 3:00. The cookout doesn’t start till 4 but he will want to see me early. Plus I have to get home to see my mom. She is worried and not seen me all day.”

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>>28741133
>”Awww… Alright… You had better call me when you get home. I am not letting you go without one thing first…”
“What is it Sweetie?”
>Sweetie smirks as she crawls up Anon and straddles his legs as she sits up then leans down, pinning his shoulders in place as sthe covers slide down her back bearing her topless self over him.
>“I want you to promise to me…”
“Anything Sweetie…”
>”I want you to promise that you are truly mine and mine alone. I have seen how other girls around Rarity and your age as well as a few other be told one thing then the guy runs off and sees others like Flash has done at CHS. I am willing to give you my all… I just don’t want to give it away for nothing, to just toss it away…” Sweetie says as she looks him deep in his eyes. “I don’t want to be a plaything…”
“Sweetie…” Anon replies as he lifts his hand to her cheek. “I am not like Flash, other guys, or like my father has been. I promise you, with my whole heart, that I am yours and that I love you. You don’t need to worry. I promise to be here with you as long as I can and you will keep me.”
>”Nonny…” Sweetie whispers as she lowers herself and kisses him on his lips softly, holding the barest touch for a few moments before raising back up with small tears in her eyes. “Thank you and I love you.”

>>28741133
>I am sorry
you use "I am" so often that it is getting dull and awkward to read in a conversation, just use I'm or am, it flows better. Its like a forced rich kid trying to have a normal conversation. It isn't working that well and I am not able to ignore it any longer.

>>28741286
By this I mean Anon isn't being freakishly formal as well when he is speaking. "It is" can also be substituted with It's.

>>28741299
An example of this is right here.
>>28741133
>It is Nonny.”
The line sounds painfully stilted. Try talking out loud or with someone else, because if you sound like this when your talking to yourself you might have a problem.

http://pastebin.com/cEKYawkr

>>28741354
the hell am I looking at?

>>28739180
>Bait

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>>28741315
>Shade of Dusk can't into contractions
Where were you when anon confirmed writefag for being Lt.Commander Data?

>>28741746
You can keep calling it that and pms'ing over simple questions or you can just answer it

>>28741832
You can continue to bait, or be less of a spoon fed newfag and read the fucking green

>>28741910
There's no mentioning of it, clown.
It literally jumps from one second blossom and spoon cleaning up to HEY WE'RE HERE WITH PIZZA

>>28741921
T. I don't understand perspective changes or the passage of time

Please don't be more dead than usual, ponybones.

>>28737445
>"Where did... um... Cloudy, where..."
>"SORRY!"
>"Soarin, where did she come from?"
"I ran into her at pizza shop and... well..."
>You shrug. There's really nothing else you *can* do.
>Punching her didn't solve anything.
>Well, it had, but it won't solve this.
"If I hadn't told her she could come along, she would have just followed me."
>"I *did* just follow you," Cloudy adds, her head still bowed.
"Yeah, but I *said* you could, so... yeah."
>"So -"
"But I didn't say she could come in."
>"Look," the girl sighs, straightening. "I just wanted to say I was sorry. I know we aren't really friends or anything, but -"
>"Come on in," Blossom cuts her off, stepping aside and motioning with her head for you and Cloudy to enter. "I'm not the one you should be apologizing to."

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>>28741757
I really do not use contractions often even when I speak. Fatigue make it happen more. It is one of my verbal quirks

>>28743681
A word of advice: fix that.
Even if you keep that method of speaking with Anon, you really should try to change it up with the other characters. They aren't you and it sounds unnatural coming from them.
Additional bonus if you keep it for Anon but not the rest is that it's an easy way to differentiate between speakers without resorting to 'he says', 'Sweetie Belle says', etc. I use that gimmick frequently when writing Rarity and it seems to work out fine.

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>>28743681
>That entire post
Show us on the graph where you fall

This time with the appropriate image

>>28743136
>"Oh. Oh? OH!"
>Cloudy skips down the hallway before you can stop her.
>Damn those speedy legs of hers.
>Blossom pointedly raises one eyebrow when stop mid-reach and look at her.
>"What?"
"Do you really think it was a good idea to invite her in?"
>"I've hung out with her a few times," the girl answers with a shrug. "She's... nice. I think she means well. And I'm *pretty* sure she's not a vampire, so..."
"Probably, but -"
>"HOLY CRAP! SILVER SPOON IS YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND!?"
" - she is physically incapable of keeping her mouth shut."
>"You look like you're in pain."
>"SHE'S SO TINY AND ADORABLE!"
>"Stop petting me!"
"I think I'm dying."

>>28743918
>stop petting me
nuh uh

>>28743918
>"OW! OWOWOWOWOW OKAY I DESERVED THAT BUT OW!"
>"Sounds like you're not the only one," Blossom laughs. "Shall we?"
"Yeah, I guess so. Someone has to stop Silver from killing Cloudy, might as well be me."
>You take the pizzas from Blossom and head to the living room, leaving her to lock up.
"So, everything really went fine?"
>"Yeah," she calls out, coming up behind you. "Everything was great."
"Then... uh..."
>You tilt your head towards your wildly flailing fiance.
"... could you please explain why her hand is all bandaged up like that?"
>"Nope. I'll go get some plates!"

>>28743918
>"HOLY CRAP! SILVER SPOON IS YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND!?"
" - she is physically incapable of keeping her mouth shut."
>"You look like you're in pain."
>"SHE'S SO TINY AND ADORABLE!"
>"Stop petting me!"
The funny cute is sending my sides into orbit, let me invade some third world nation to get the materials to replace them.

>>28743918
>" - she is physically incapable of keeping her mouth shut."
And Soarin would know ^;)

>>28743825
I am between the 2 left most and am part of a study on autism with Emory University

>>28745426
also usually better on the contractions in text. been extra worn out lately as we try to meet end of ear needs for clients of the machine shop. At east tomorrow will be fun getting another MRI to monitor brain functions

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>>28745426
I am Adeptus Mechanicus Engseer grade autistic

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