>"Anon, I'm bread!"

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>>28834871
>"Anon, my parents are dead!"

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>>28834871
No Sunset, you're toast.
And my preserves will finally be rewarded.

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>>28834871
>"Anon, I'm smart!"

>>28834871
Well then it's time to play soggy bread.
>unzips dick

>>28834875
kek

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>>28834905

>>28834874
"..." You purposefully push your glasses further up your nose tomgive yourself a moment to formulate an adequate response to that unexpectedly cheerful statement.

"I'm..." You glance at her beaming face struggling between two appropriate words before finally coming to a desicion. "...happy for you?"

>Mhm! Yes sir'ee both of em are as dead as door nails! Only thing colder and unfeeling than em is Rarity in the sack! She's like ah dead fish... Or a sack of onions with all that make up on.

"...huh."

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>>28834871
No, you're inbred.
>>28834874
And you too.

>>28834874

but who is applebloom mom?

>>28834874
"I uhhh, I'm sorry Applejack, I-I didn't know that, I just figured it's polite to ask if they are ok with me visiting you."
>"Don't worry Anon, it's all good!"
"You sure?"
>"Of course sugarcube, I stopped collecting my tears in jugs years ago"
>"And if I really want to see them I can talk to their stuffed bodies!"
"Uhh..."
>"Anyway, there's no problem with you visiting me at the weekend, I'll just dust off the 'ol razor collection and we're good to go."

>>28835008
The question now is can ghosts fuck and have kids?

>>28835083
Potentially, but that kid would be born a ghost, a mixture of its parents lingering life energies. So unless AB is secretly a spook...

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>>28834871

How dare you?!

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>'Anon, I'm diabeetus'

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>>28834871
I'd spread some mayo on that bread, if you know what I mean.