Hello, welcome to Moe's bar of Equestria Moe Szyslak speaking

>>28834184
He always answers the phone with "Moe's Tavern."

Way to ruin your thread before it even begins, faggot.

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>>28834184
>Yes hello I'm looking for a Donkey named Punch

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>>28834208
Um... Just a minute. I'll check

Anyone goes by the name Punch!?

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>>28834184
Um, yes, I was wondering if my friend was there.
>What? O-okay.
Her first name is "Massi" and last name is "Vslut"

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>>28834255
Yeah, she's here.

>>28834216
You ruined it again!

Not even that anon but you were supposed to say something like,

"Any donkey here by the name of Punch? I'm looking for a donkey punch!"

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Amanda Hugginkis

Hey /mlp/ I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkis!

Is there an Asher here? A mister Gabe Asher?

>>28834184
This is the Equesrian guard, we found your daughter Twist Szyslak in one of the fountains collecting bits again.
Please come to Canterlot for questioning and to collect her.

>>28834306
you realize hes doing it on purpose?
let the thread die he thinks he's being funny by being unfunny