>be me
>friend is longtime /pol/ack
>friend says he's interested in checking out the show
>says he doesn't want to be associated with "bronies"
>IUnderstand.jpg
>link him episodes
>season 1
>roughly describe what I like about the show and not to be discouraged by the cringy intro
>he's super nervous about being caught watching by his roommates
>he says he'll definitely check them out
>1 month later
>he's never brought it up again
>I'm almost afraid to follow up
in case he really didn't like it
Did I fuck up anon? Is he secretly watching it? Did he just never even try? Or did he hate it and is hoping I won't bring it back up?sorry for mobilefagging this poop is taking forever
>>28808070
>he's never brought it up again
He's busy being engaged in a healthy relationship with his waifu
>>28808070
offer him 1 Aryanne and see how he reacts
Give him this.
Ponies givin' each other affections.
nyx and anonfilly
You can only go to Equestria if you pick one of these butts to be a servant of till the end of time, this means cleaning and pampering them with mouth, which do you choose?
>>28807723
Applejack.
I'll name a washcloth Mouth.
>>28807723
Well since Rarity has an eating disorder, I guess hers would be the easiest.
what race of pony do you think is the most racist out of the 3
>>28807551
unicorns
>>28807551
Probably earth shits.
I could imagine in a world with wizards and people that can fly being born farm equipment would leave you with a chip on your shoulder.
>>28807551
Unicorns, probably most classist too, looking down on other races and ponies that are poorer than them
Isn't that a bitch
>essentially predicted Brony culture
I'm pretty obsessive collectors have always been a thing in several fandoms and didn't begin with Bronies.
>>28807499
The obssesive collector thing has been around for a long while.
How these people dont even look for info before posting shit?
>>28807499
animaniacs did it before that and Simpsons did before even that. those are just two examples, the culture has been around for much longer
it's not a new thing
moron
>the portal to equestia opens
>your welcomed by your waifu and other pony's
>they obey you as master and sexual dominant
What do?
>>28807440
>they obey you as master and sexual dominant
Seriously, what the fuck do you expect.
>>28807440
>they obey you as master and sexual dominant
does not compute
either they obey or they're master, so which is it?
>>28807470
Its th situation
What do you think she's going to be like when she grows up?
Is she going to play a major role in the series?
>>28807394
Maybe in episode 200 when they show the future of equestria or something like that and the mane 6 are all settled downwith children.
>>28807394
>What do you think she's going to be like when she grows up?
A qt
>>28807394
Dead
She finally arrived. Dress horse best horse
The reverse is even better
>>28807367
>>28807383
>>28807367
You should celebrate and take her to a date in a restaurant this evening
WonderRed93, aka one of Jim Miller's whiniest followers is pestering him with more drama and bullshit to try making everything about himself.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QRMjJZOUnYs__q7sH6AULbXFHhSy2wdBAGra5LeKEkw/edit
Let's see if this whiny letter can break Jim one more time, last time was epic lulz.
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>>28807125
he's is autistic though
not just meme way but also clinically
>>28807129
I know he's autistic for real.
>>28807125
>"Foals come from where!?"
>>28807072
African children are dying. Donate one best pone to save them.
>>28807072
From sex, or so I've heard.
>>28807072
The stork, silly
Hey horsefuckers. I probably hate most of you and think you have shit taste, but for what it's worth you've been part of my life for the past few years.
So despite everything know this faggots: I appreciate who and what you are, not matter how autistic you are, and if the ride ever ends and /mlp/ gets closed down I will sort of miss you. Just wanted you to know that.
lol nobody cares
>Hey Discord, i hate you and think you have shit taste, but for what it's worth you've been part of my life for the past few years
>>28807049
I know. But I will miss even a retard like you.
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I was flying from Texas to LA and sat next to a young woman who had beautiful short brown hair with blue highlights, her iPhone's unlock screen was MLP. In the off chance she frequents /mlp/ I want to get back in touch with her.
>>28806875
>iphone
She's a normie, there's no chance she'll be here
Holy shit, just let this die. Put it out of it's misery. You can't cling onto this forever.
You're about to meet your waifu for the first time ever in less than ten seconds! What do you say to convince her you're the one for her?
>>28806769
I didn't know they dabbed on bitches in Equestria.
>>28806769
>Applejack appears in my bedroom at 4 AM
>She's asleep though because ponies are also on Pacific Time
>She just falls on top of the blankets on the other side of the bed
>Autism kicks in
>Don't sleep/speak/blink until sunrise
"Wuh... Whut am Ah doin' here?"
>"HELLO MY NAME IS ANON WOULD YOU LIKE SOME EGGS"
>Faint
>>28806769
Just make conversation, I guess. Being the first person she meets will probably predispose her to me.
Is this a nice board?
All things considered, yes.
>>28806440
we try to be, but it's dying
>>28806440
No.
How is it that the EQG universe has gotten to a point where it's actually more interesting than the main series in Equestria?
How is it that anyone actually thinks that the EQG universe has gotten to a point where it's actually more interesting than the main series in Equestria?
>>28806314
kek
For me it's semblance of continuity and rules, something that could make the main series excellent but they infuriatingly ignore.