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first, for MY waifu!

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Gotta love the Sunny Bun

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>>28842916
You're selfish way of thinking disappoints Sunny.
>>28842898
Is the way forward.

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>>28838424
What a squish pony.

Good night filly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2PCNKlddJY

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Ah, that brand-new filly smell.

>>28838465
What does the brand-new filly smell like?

>not "Limited numbers collectors edition, pre-order only."
you're not fun

>>28830140
What kind of pic would even be fitting to use for an edition like that?

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>>28830164
or https://derpibooru.org/1289430

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It's that time of the week again, huh? Praise be.

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FIGHT
WIN
PREVAIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q

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yeah, they argue but in the end they'll get along just fine
unless somepony happened to eat the rest of her cake whilst she was dealing with the ravenous horde of stuck-up ponces they call nobility

For those of you just voting on the first sorter please answer the last questions in the OP like so:

2) 25 M
3) 9/20/11
4) 8
5) 8

Otherwise, an example response for the second sorter would look like this:

1 2x03 Lesson Zero
2 5x12 Amending Fences
3 5x18 Crusaders of the Lost Mark
4 2x04 Luna Eclipsed
5 4x12 Pinkie Pride
6 2x11 Hearth's Warming Eve
7 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles
8 1x26 The Best Night Ever
9 2x02 The Return of Harmony - Part 2
10 2x01 The Return of Harmony - Part 1
11 4x26 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 2
12 1x11 Winter Wrap Up
13 2x26 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
14 6x25 To Where and Back Again Pt. 1
15 4x25 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1
16 5x02 The Cutie Map - Part 2
17 5x01 The Cutie Map - Part 1
18 4x21 Testing Testing 1, 2, 3
19 2x25 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1
20 2x18 A Friend in Deed
21 1x14 Suited for Success
22 4x18 Maud Pie
23 5x08 The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
24 5x14 Canterlot Boutique
25 1x09 Bridle Gossip
26 1x25 Party of One
27 2x09 Sweet and Elite
28 4x02 Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2
29 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure
30 4x01 Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 1
31 4x08 Rarity Takes Manehattan
32 2x05 Sisterhooves Social
33 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville
34 2x14 The Last Roundup
35 2x23 Ponyville Confidential
36 6x06 No Second Prances
37 6x08 A Hearth's Warming Tail
38 6x21 Every Little Thing She Does
39 6x19 The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
40 5x26 The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
41 5x25 The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
42 6x24 Top Bolt
43 6x09 The Saddle Row Review
44 1x10 Swarm of the Century
45 1x16 Sonic Rainboom
46 1x08 Look Before You Sleep
47 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen
48 5x07 Make New Friends but Keep Discord
49 5x13 Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
50 4x09 Pinkie Apple Pie
51 4x14 Filli Vanilli
52 5x21 Scare Master
53 6x26 To Where and Back Again Pt. 2
54 5x24 The Mane Attraction
55 6x13 Stranger Than Fan Fiction

>>28812880
56 6x12 Spice Up Your Life
57 6x02 The Crystalling Pt. 2
58 6x01 The Crystalling Pt. 1
59 6x05 Gauntlet of Fire
60 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
61 1x06 Boast Busters
62 1x07 Dragonshy
63 3x04 One Bad Apple
64 3x05 Magic Duel
65 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show
66 2x07 May the Best Pet Win!
67 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour
68 1x17 Stare Master
69 1x13 Fall Weather Friends
70 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off
71 6x11 Flutter Brutter
72 5x20 Hearthbreakers
73 3x11 Just for Sidekicks
74 3x02 The Crystal Empire - Part 2
75 3x01 The Crystal Empire - Part 1
76 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy
77 4x03 Castle Mane-ia
78 1x02 Friendship is Magic - Part 2
79 1x01 Friendship is Magic - Part 1
80 6x18 Buckball Season
81 5x16 Made in Manehattan
82 4x11 Three's A Crowd
83 5x03 Castle Sweet Castle
84 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy
85 4x06 Power Ponies
86 4x07 Bats!
87 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express
88 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down
89 6x16 The Times They Are a Changeling
90 5x15 Rarity Investigates!
91 6x03 The Gift of the Maud Pie
92 6x07 Newbie Dash
93 2x16 Read It and Weep
94 2x20 It's About Time
95 2x21 Dragon Quest
96 3x08 Apple Family Reunion
97 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof
98 2x10 Secret of My Excess
99 3x12 Games Ponies Play
100 4x04 Daring Don't
101 5x22 What About Discord?
102 4x05 Flight to the Finish
103 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On
104 5x04 Bloom & Gloom
105 5x05 Tanks for the Memories
106 5x19 The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
107 6x22 P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
108 6x20 Viva Las Pegasus
109 6x23 Where the Apple Lies
110 4x19 For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

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>>28812360
"Hey I think I might have found another way upstairs!"
>Spearmint nods and says, "Alright, are we going then?"
"Well... Yeah. But I want to poke around first!"
>"Can I borrow that blanket and the pillow?" PB asks, "Just while you're looking for things. I'm kinda fucking beat."
>Both you and Spearmint agree
>You search the storage room opening a few more of the boxes and find, Bolt Cutters, a crate of Headphones, a crate whiteboard erasers and dry erase markers, a shipment of laptop computers, a box of zip-ties, a box of rubber boots and gloves. and an optical disc of horror classics.
>You then enter the hallway beyond the storage room and inspect the door labeled "Energy." The door is sealed tight and a small sensor shines a red light beside it.
>You also look at the elevator doors which seem to be jammed open with red emergency lights illuminating the shaft.
>Spearmint asks you, "Hey Pepper?"
"Yes?"
"I don't think we'll make it far trying to carry everything. We're getting a little loaded down with all of these supplies. Unless... Nevermind. I'm probably wrong. I'm sorry."

What do you do?

>>28812364
Is it a hoofprint scanner or keycard?

Is Spear suggesting on dumping some of the supplies?

>>28812364
She has a point. I'd say we equip some booties and take the bolt cutters and the zip ties.
We could probably watch a horror movie on a laptop if we want a break right now too.

Writefag is Kill is kill.

>>28805756
rip

>>28805756
celestai is kill

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Some new Dashes with hoodies that Captain posted today in the Draw Thread.

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>>28801914
Dash is a real qt when she's in clothing

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>A burst of pure laughter flies from your lips as you break through the cloudbank and see Ponyville.
>The setting sun bathes the whole valley in golden light that dances on the windows and rooftops.
>A strong wind from the North carrying the frosty bite of coming winter speeds you over the rolling hills making you gasp and smile.
>The town becomes more distinct and the smell of hearthfires and baking make your stomach rumble happily.
>You roll to the side and circle lower as your path carries you over the first rows of houses and wave at the few Pegasi flitting around still before snugging up tight for the night.
>It felt like it had been ages since you'd seen it when you left, but now it feels like you haven't been gone at all.
>Twilight's place rears out of the ground over the far edge of town glinting in the final rays of evening.
>You adjust your hooded cardigan lightly enjoying its warmth as you pass low enough to exchange yells of greeting with the market's last customers.
>A small form catches your eye heading up from the road to Sweet Apple Acres.
>You turn on a wingtip and shoot downward swiftly with another happy smile on your face.
>You're due at Twilights for your "surprise" party, but you gotta stop for your number one fan.
"Hey, squirt! Headin' home?"
>Your self assured words preceed you out of the purple sky and make the filly draw up short on her scooter.
>"Rainbow Dash? YOU'RE HOME?! YOU'RE BACK!"

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Pastebin updated

>28782243

"Yeah I meant all that, Twi"
>Her grip on you tightens and she desperately tries to push as much as herself onto you as she could
>"Thank you, Anon...I"
>She looks like she's struggling to find the right words, kind of like how you were with Dash in the kitchen
"Well, come on Twilight" You urge her
>Her brow furrows and she bites her lip
>"Anon, I can't even put my feelings into words, to be honest..."
>She blushes deeply and looks up at you, her breathing was getting fast paced and you knew it once you felt her chest rise and fall with more vigor
>Alright, Anon, it's time
"Then why don't you show me how you feel?"
>She smiled and lightly pressed her lips to yours
>She had her mouth closed tight and she felt very tense, you could feel her head shaking in anxiousness
>You placed one hand on her hips and the other rested on her back
>Twilight moved her arms up to wrap them lovingly around your neck, that's when she opened her mouth and let her tongue entwine with yours
>You're glad she's into it now
>You explore and squeeze her body with extreme tenderness, moving from her hips up to her petite tits
>She moaned when you cupped them both and massaged them slowly
>You could feel her melt in your grip, she must've loved that
>Suddenly her kiss became more invigorating when she got more aggressive, her fierce tongue overpowering yours for a moment
>You growled in lust and pushed harder into the heated kiss
>You jumped in surprise when you felt her hand roughly place itself on your crotch
>"Anon, play with my nipples" She ordered
>Who were you to disobey? You slid your hands in between her shirt and felt for her little nips
>Wow, she wasn't even wearing a bra, how could you have missed that?
>You find the precious nubs to pull, twist, and rub them
>You did everything you knew to make Twilight feel good
>And you knew you were quite successful when she mewled and moaned into your neck

>>28788845
WHOOP
>>28782243

>>28787933
In all seriousness what would you do if you wake up at night and see a wild Trixie eating from your fridge?

>>28781619
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.

>>28781630
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable

>>28781619
So, is Too Fast, Too Young dead or what?

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I'll post some green shortly.

>>28781060
Tripfgts in Equelstriar

>>28781060
There really needs to be more preening pics like this.

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>You're a colt/stallion
>You're all alone
>You smell something in the air
>A pony sprays you
>You black out
>You awake to find yourself suspended in mid air
>You move only to find that you can't move your hind-legs
>You look around and see that you're being held by a cable
>You're also in a tattered wedding dress
>You start looking for a way out
>You see a door
>The door opens
>A you mare steps through
>She tells you that the house you're in is haunted
>She instructs you on how to scare the vistors
>You have to hum the wedding march and jump scare them
>She will operate the control to your
>You hear a gong
>It's showtime

>>28718521
Yay, new brainstorm!

>>28718521
*She will operate the control to your cable

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First for fucking girls pretending to be boys.

Oi Jeff, where's the promised spin off with fukboi Butters?

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>Smiling you begin to use your magic to take the ponies around you out of the sky
>Spinning and turning you blast and kick every single one of them
>When you catch a quick glimpse of Anonymous on the ground, you see him kick a pony into another
>He avoids another strike from another before grabbing their tail and slamming them back down on the ground
>As you continue to battle in the air, you see Celestia talking to her captain before looking back at you
>Damn her!
>The fact that she is just recuperating is pissing you off
>You fire a bolt of magic at her
>Celestia quickly pulls up a shield and deflects it back at you
>All the while she smugly smiles at you
>Maneuvering around in mid air, you dodge the blast and it strikes a pony behind you
>Falling from the sky, you land next to your beloved
>You land right next to Anonymous as you look over at the princess
"Celestia!" You yell at her "Come and fight us and stop sending these innocent ponies at us! Let's finish this!"
>The whorse looks over at her captain before motioning her to enter the fight
>The captain nods before coming down from said roof

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>>28602029
>As she begins to walk up to you, you see about ten very heavily armored ponies show up
>"Watch it, Umbra." Anonymous says "These are part of Celestia's elite guard."
"Well if they are as skilled as the ponies laying around us, then I do not think we need to worry."
>"Yeah, we were dealing with them when we went after Marie." Anonymous says "If the five of us were able to take down ten with no trouble then we shouldn't have an issue dealing with these ones."
>You look up to Celestia who has finally stood up
"Once Anonymous and I are done whipping their tails around, you are next!"
>Celestia huffs at you
>"You talk too much, Umbra." Celestia says "I am starting to think you like to hear yourself talk!"
>She looks over at Anonymous
>"You disappoint me, Anonymous." Celestia says "I still can not believe that you would side with her over me. And that you would also convince Twilight and Cadance to turn their backs on me."
>Anonymous remains silent
"Anonymous, you do not need to say-"
>"You're disappointed in me?!" Anonymous asks before chuckling "Celestia, after all this? I'm ashamed I even got romanticlly involed with you."
>Wow
>Looking up at Celestia you can see that she's visibly hurt from that
>Looking back at the captain and her ponies, you watch as Anonymous motions to them
>"Come on then!" Anonymous says "We've got a date with Celestia!"
>"You will pay for insulting the princess!" The captain says as she and her ponies charge at you

Alright I'm off to bed

I got the creative juices going now!

>>28930859
As long as she models clothes for my dick

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yes

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What kind of clothes?
If it's anything other than pic related, then no.