Let's share some appreciation and love for the little Apple. I'd like that, and think it's a good idea.
>>28925567
She a cute.
>>28925567
>"Alls ah gotta do is light them ceremonial candles, recite the incantation, and slice open Anon's heart to gain his spirit energy!"
Thread
>>28925042
>ywn have her for a waifu
>>28925042
A qt
I love, Scoots. <3
>*rapes you*
>>28924403
I wouldn't mind
>>28924403
*Unzips dick*
It's back.
Great Horsefucker Map
Christmas edition!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
Where do horsefuckers live?
This map attempts to show a general distribution of /mlp/ folks 'round the globe.
Feel free to add your marker if you haven't already, you obviously do not need to specify more than your general location if you don't want to.
Socializing optional.
No, we won't fuck off to /soc/, think again if you really believe they'll allow horse.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
>>28921605
That sounds like a personal problem.
>>28921605
PITTSBURGH ANONS, ASSEMBLE!
ALOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO
>>28921605
>Still no one else in Columbia, MO
It's a college town. Surely there are more of you guys around.
You look around the room carefully.
'Maybe I could burn it?' You say in your head. The question being: How?
You are about to exit from your hole when you notice a pony in the room, but you stop in your tracks when you see what he's wearing.
A full set of Power Armor: Painted night black, with spikes covering the entirety of the armor. He was looking away from you, which was good.
His armor had the same symbol the older vertibirds were using.
What do you do?
>>28918615
better get your gun ready.
>>28918643
You get your Tesla Gun out.
The power armor pony yawns for a second before trotting away, going behind a set of boxes.
What do you do?
where the fuck are her parents? why didn't they show up to her wedding?
>>28925276
They're dead.
>>28925311
Or maybe you should return to /pol/, you antisemite freak
>>28925311
>>>/pol/
>hfw tiddies
What else could bring such joy anyway?
>>28926269
>annoying frankku horse
>h-heheheh tiddos!!11
>being OP
wow you are just combining all the cancers today aren't you
>>28926276
Lel. It's okay, brony, I accept your opinion. Go ahead and mosey on back to your little general thread, everyone is worried about you and wants to spread love and tolerance over there! <3 <3 <3
>>28926276
t. neo-/mlp/
>"This is gonna be such an epic prank!"
>"Ha ha!"
>"I'm gonna break into Anon's house while he's sleeping and fart on his face!"
>"He'll be so embarrassed and grossed out!"
>"It'll be priceless!"
>>28925062
Come on AnimatedJames, don't make it so obvious.
>>28925062
>immediately gets castle doctrined upon breaking into his room
>>28925091
#1.1
An attack against a Canterlot High School student triggers the start of a mini investigation by [REDACTED].
Following what clues he can, he inches closer and closer to finding out the truth behind the attack.
But what seems like a simple hit-and-run beating might turn into a little more than he can handle.
>Rules<
Posts where player input is expected will end with a list of options or >Next action?< which leaves things up to the players.
In general, there will be options presented based on how the current main character will respond to a given situation if left to their own devices.
However, feel free to suggest a different course of action or flesh things out.
The options, more or less, serve as a guideline and reminder of what the character knows in terms of the information presented in the story and/or what information they know/don't know as a character.
For now, once a player responds to an Action post, 20 minutes after that first response is when I'll begin writing the next post.
Other players are free to add their input during that 20 minutes and I'll see what the consensus is.
http://pastebin.com/fzAwzrz9
Theme
~Royal Pirates - Drawing the Line~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6zHsRfZhI
The Story so Far:
Flash learned of an made attack on a fellow CHS student by the name of Patricia Melody.
After gathering some information from Applebloom and friends, he makes his way to the crime scene.
Discovering some evidence, Flash attempts to abscond with them, but is caught by a police officer(?) named Livewire.
She throws him a bone and lets him keep pictures of the evidence.
Later that night, Flash has an oddly lucid dream, which concludes with him choosing a red colored guitar from a case of three.
The next day, he visits Patricia in the hospital.
Three CHS students are already there.
I have three days off. So this can be a mostly continuous session with some breaks.
>>28918362
"Still worried about Patty?"
>Naomi looks away, grimacing as she hugs herself.
>"No."
"But something else is bothering you."
>"...Yes."
"Does it have something to do with the police?"
>Her grimace deepens and she lets out a disgusted sigh.
>"I just hate how they do things."
>Flash frowns.
"What do you mean? Did they do something wrong?"
>"Not... really? I dunno," she sighs again, looking back over the lot. "I just hate the whole 'assume everyone is a suspect even if there's no way they could be' attitude some of them got going on."
"Are you saying they questioned you?"
>"Yeah," she grumbles, eyes narrowing as her gaze shifts to the forest.
>Flash couldn't believe what he was hearing.
>Judging by her melancholy irritation, it sounded to him like the police accused her of being involved with the crime.
>Of course, he could be jumping to conclusions.
>But this could lead to a new well of information.
Next action?
>>28924987
i guess we could ask what were her questions, so we can find a lead
>His voice containing a bit of giddy curiosity, tempered by her mood, Flash asks,
"What sort of questions did they ask you?"
>She stares at him for a moment, brows furrowing as she brushes back a strand of her hair.
>"Um, they asked me where I was that night. Whether someone had any reason to hurt Patty..." Pausing for a moment, her eyes roll up and she lightly taps her chin.
>"No, they asked for the reason first. Then, if I knew who might do it. And /then/ they asked me where I was."
>With a huff, she goes back to glaring at the forest, her mood more sour than before.
>"And then they asked me why Patty was texting me and started acting like I had something to do with her being hurt! Like, they were just leading me into saying something to incriminate myself."
'Texting?'
Next action?
Trixie is also an acceptable topic of conversation, as long as you do it in the context of best poni, Glimmer.
Best ponies reporting.
Why is Twily so adorable?
>>28926553
Sunset is even more adorable
And she's a pony
Andsingle
>>28926577
Your opinion is trashier though.
>>28926088
l-lewd
>>28926088
d-delet this
>>28926088
Lurking for the inevitable
The first post ending with a nine chooses first, but will not be used if it is not the listed type of word. Dubs, trips, or higher can negate this though.
First post ending in 9 chooses name.
Faggot McQueer
>>28925352
Nigger pone
Anonymous
Here's a poser /mlp/, how do you continue to develop the main cast's characters this late in the series WITHOUT giving them serious romantic interests?
protip:you cannot
>Implying they don't already all have romantic interests
>Implying they can be developed further
>>28924907
Introduce and use foils. Trixie brought out a lot in Twilight; the other m5 need their Trixies (and they need them to be recurring)
>>28924907
>Getting a romantic interest = Development
I want this meme to end.
"Hey Anon, we've got the whole cabin to ourselves for the night. The camp councilor won't be back till morning.."
What do?
I hide another shitty EqG thread.
>>28924881
Not before bumping right?
You dumb shit.
>>28924870
>The camp councilor won't be back till morning.."
>What do?
I'll spend the night teaching you how to spell "counselor".