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Come join us, anon! Show us those fancy human dance moves!
(State your dance move or a dance shown in a film)
Odd Numbers: You fail and end up embarassing yourself.
Even Numbers: You do pretty well. Your waifu comes over and congratulates you.
Dubs: You do splendidly and your waifu throws herself at your feet. You then take her to dinner.
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>>28931546
I don't think they're ready for this jelly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiuCaaQhxg
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>>28931546
>standing on hind hooves
alright well this is garbage
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>>28931546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MKvxeFxjY8
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If G5 ever does come about let's hope we don't get such a shitty, boring, mary sue as a protagonist. Pic related.
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>>28930223
that fucking white spec is always so damn perfect. white spec hate thread?
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>>28930223
It would always end up like that.
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>the day has come.
>you knew this was going to happen but you were still not prepared for it.
>as you make your way to the altar to say your last goodbyes to your waifu and prepare your speech.
What are your last words to your waifu?
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>>28927823
It's not loaded, see?
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>>28927823
>your waifu
Which one?
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>>28927854
>Which one?
You disgust me.The one that isn't shit
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>>28924541
>tfw Aeronopulous is kill
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Not-Immortal get in here
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Being a MENACE in Equestria. 2016-11-22 04:16:47 Post No.28921771
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Being a MENACE in Equestria.
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I want to go to Equestria and cause nothing but trouble. I want to piss ponies off just because I can. Trip them while they're walking, pull pranks on them. Generally bully the more shy and reclusive ponies openly without fear of reprisal.
I want to spit in Celestias face and call her a whore in front of her whole court. I want to shave Applejacks mane while she sleeps. I want to taunt Spike and tell him how much of a worthless little failure he his, and how much Twilight and the rest of the ponies only use him. I want to make Rainbow Dash feel insecure about herself, and tell her that she'll never be good enough at anything and at the end of the day she'll always be truly alone.
I want to mock Discord and tell him what a complete loser he is, and how Fluttershy will never actually love him.
I want to 'befriend' Starlight Glimmer and earn her trust. Get into a loving relationship with her. To where she's haplessly in love with me. And then slowly begin a cycle of abuse. I'll start by selling off all her possessions, photo albums etc.. I'll start to verbally abuse her, telling her how hard things are, how she should feel bad all the time. I want to see her face curl up and cry when I fly out in a rage and hit her for the first time.
I'll promise not to do it again, and then she'll forgive me, but then I'll just do it more and more. Eventually she'll break up with me and have to go through years of psychological counseling just to be able to see other men. But in short I'll have ruined her life.
What would you do?
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Glimfags, everybody. Behold.
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>>28921779
This is either a false flag or one of the degenerate Glimmerbeaters.
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>>28921771
I would love to go to Equestria just to mess things up haha
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Spanking Thread #35: Requested Whaps Edition 2016-11-12 19:36:52 Post No.28861588
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Spanking Thread #35: Requested Whaps Edition
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Poor little Fluttershy just wants to do well in flight camp.
Featured Story: Tough Love (ctrl-F for coach):
http://pastebin.com/YdPyUqbt
>her parents never spanked her, but if she wants to learn to fly she needs to survive one month with Miss Rough Wings and her hoof
Should her mom help her learn what it's like?
Forum (stories, pics, discussion):
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Be advised: this is a thread about cartoon horses. Nobody here cares about real life disciplinary methods.
Old thread:
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>>28861588
I think Fluttershy's mom wouldn't do that in canon, but my dinky doesn't mind so much
We all know Fluttershy has an angry side to her, a rather explosive angry side. It doesn't come out very much, but when it does, it's pretty scary stuff. I wonder if that ever got her into trouble with her parents?
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Right. Let's do this.
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>>28861682
my dick
>"Where is that cute, calm filly named Fluttershy? All I see is Ms. Grumpy-Rumpy. (SMACK) Work on your attitude, missy, or I'll spank your little rear until you can find Fluttershy for me."
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Was she in the wrong here?
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>>28932402
With what?
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>>28932402
Obviously, she forgot to take her clothes off before leaving her home. She is a true born nutso.
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>>28932402
Stop asking us vague questions, OP.
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Anyone have this picture in high res?
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>>28932070
>humanshy
>fat
>liking this shit
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>>28932075
Actually i'm into alot.
Especially real horses :^)
No homo shit tho.
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>"Twilight is startled to find that the most important history books in Equestria are going missing. Will she and her friends be able to uncover the identity of the mysterious new villain responsible?"
>Not written by the typical IDW writers, but a new writer with actual experience in the industryWith a plot seemingly stolen froma GM Berrow book
Will the comics be great again?
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>>28927876
>Will the comics be great again?
>Stolen from someone else
The irony of the plot and the method is amusing.
And no. IDW will never be great again until they purge all their staff members like murica.
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>>28927876
Idk, is there moar of this?
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>>28927895
Well, this arc is being handled by a guy who actually wrote for X-Men and other Marvel stuff. So it's more experience than most of the IDW staff that just writes their generic shit.
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Have you forgotten? Have you forgotten that you must ask her? Ask her, for it is tradition.
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Will I ever stop being a pedophile?
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Am I so out of touch?
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>>28919835
y-you too...
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Yandere/Yangire Thread #4 2016-11-09 01:13:22 Post No.28838417
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Yandere/Yangire Thread #4
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Database:
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Yandere = Psycho for love
Yangire = Psycho without the love
Both are known for their violent peculiar behavior.
Share, find, compile and discuss anything Yandere/Yangire related here.
Writefags and artists are much welcome.
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>>28838417
I'll update this tomorrow.
>"Anonymous! For your crimes I have no choice but to sentence you to death!"
>Celestia stands atop her pedestal with anger and hate in her eyes.
>Her pink hair flowing beautifully in the wind.
>It looks good short like that.
>I'm so glad I was able to save some of those long luscious locks of hers after cutting them.
>You stand proudly atop the gallows in the finest suit made by Madam Clarity.
>She was so nice, too bad she had that horrible 'accident'.
>All around you are ponies either crying at your sight or angrily waiting impatiently for you to hang.
>Apparently this will be Equestria's first ever execution in centuries.
>When you first arrived here in Equestria the land was overrun with 'evil' enchantresses and monsters.
>Pitiful.
>Within your first week you rid the land of them.
>It was almost as if these villains and monsters were purposely weak.
>As if it they had to be so nonviolent to meet the rating regulations of a children's TV show.
>Oh how the ponies cheered for you when you returned.
>Celestia even commended and hugged you.
>Hugged.
>Your mouth waters just remembering her soft touch.
>"Hangpony. Ready the lever. On my go pull it."
>A hooded pony covered in black walks up to the lever next to you.
>With a turn of your head you greet him with a wide smile.
"Boo."
>He immediately started shaking.
>What you wouldn't give to see his face.
>"Oh for Celestia sake I will do it!"
>That voice.
>That raspy yet soothing voice.
>The voice of the pony who put you on this pedestal.
"Secret Agent Sour Flank. I am so GLaD to hear you again!"
>"You are going to hang! Monster!"
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>"ENOUGH OF THIS BICKERING!"
>Celestia stomps her hoof causing thunder the boom.
"Now why did you go and make her mad?"
>"Anon. For your crimes I sentence you to death. Good-bye. Go ahead Sweetie Drop."
>"With pleasure madam."
>As death is about to open his arms to you a devious idea comes into your twisted mind.
"Wait. Wait! WAIT!"
>Your screaming shocks everyone into stopping. Most importantly that harpy Agent.
>That was the loudest you ever shouted in public.
"Ah now then."
>"What is it!"
"Celestia, my liege, my princess, my love..."
>"I am NOT your love."
"...but yes you are. Please give me one final request. A dying mans wish. A final farewell from this world. Please."
>The sincerity in your voice makes some in the crowd side with you.
>Ponies are so loving and trusting. The fools.
>"Celestia please, we need to end this be-"
>As Sweetie Drops tries to talk her voice i drowned out by the crowd.
>"One last wish!"
>"Give him one last request!"
>...
>With the crowd in a frenzy Celestia stomps her hoof again causing lighting.
>And in the most calm and loving voice she speaks.
>*Sigh* "Okay. Anonymous what is your final request?"
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>>28838541
"Two songs."
>"Songs?"
"Yes. I wish to sing two songs. One is for you. And the other to my wonderful audience!"
>A rock flies by your face.
"Thank you. Thank you."
>Sweetie Drops shakes her head no, but you know Celestia will let you sing anyways.
>"Okay Anonymous. Sing for us. Sing for us all your final words."
>A smile creeps back onto your face.
"Thank you. This one is for you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4 [Embed]
>With every note and word sang you watched her contort and twitch.
>Sweat beamed down the side of her smooth face.
>By the end of the song you can see beams of sweat glistening off her pink mane.
"I hope you all enjoy the next one. I sure know I will."
>An even wider smile comes across your face as you start to sing again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljt06wB7M4s [Embed]
>With every ending beat you stomp one of your chained feet adding an extra set of ambiance.
>You watch as mares begin to cry terrified while the stallions grit their teeth in disgust.
>"This has gone on long enough."
>Agent Sweetie Drops gives the lever a hard pull.
"There aint no grave, can hold my body do-"
>*CRACK*
>In response to your 'musical talents' the ponies didn't bury you in a grave.
>Your body was thrown into Ghastly Gorge and hundreds of boulders were thrown atop of you.
>You will forever be remembered as a boogeyman.
>The two-legged monster of the village of Canterlot.
>Your terror didn't end there though.
>All the ponies pressured Celestia to ban all horned musical instruments.
>And your legacy lasted for centuries.
>Generation after generation told the tale of your horrors.
>Through the years though your legacy turned from a dire warning, to legend and folklore, and eventually to just a story to scare fillies and colts on Nightmare Night.
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>A man enters Hasbro HQ
>He sits down with M. A. Larson
"I've got a great My Little Pony episode idea for you, sir. I just know you'll love it."
>"Alright, let's hear it."
>The man describes the episode in great detail
>It involves a stallion, his wife, son, daughter, and dog
>All of them are sitting at a table having dinner
>Stallion politely asks his son to take out the trash
>Son refuses
>Stallion repeats the order, more sternly
>Son throws trash bag at his father
>In a fit of rage, he guts his son with a butterknife
>Entrails spill everywhere
>Daughter begins to eat the entrails
>While this happens, stallion has hate sex with his wife
>Stallion shoves his hoof into wife's vagina
>They piss and shit everywhere
>Meanwhile, the daughter hollows out the son and uses his liver as a dildo
>Dog walks in
>Pisses on son's corpse
>Daughter fucks dog with liver double dildo
>Stallion and wife roll onto the remains of their son
>Hate sex continues
>Daughter and dog join the unhappy couple
>Soon, they are covered in blood, gore, entrails, cum, piss and shit
>Suddenly, the Mane Six show up in blackface to perform a reggae version of "In Our Town" while scissoring each other on unicycles
>What looks like fireworks appear
>They are actually the bodies of Spike and the CMC
>All of them can be heard shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR" before they explode
>Family joins Mane 6 in orgy
>Wonderbolts fly overhead in Ku Klux Klan hoods shouting "JEWS DID 9/11"
>Song and orgy conclude
>Twilight Sparkle begins narrating over real WWII footage
>"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that the Holocaust was a lie by the media to gain sympathy for the Zionist movement. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"
>"P.S. Heil Hitler"
>Episode ends
>Larson sits in shock
>"What the actual fuck was that?!"
>Man proudly stands up
"A very good question. I call it..."
>Man takes a deep breath bwfore proclaiming...
[SPOILER]"THE ARISTOCRATS!"[/SPOILER]
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>>28934501
You didn't evenspoilerright.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
Top kek
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>>28934501
Go to bed OP
I'll just leave it here
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I have autism and am bored with nothing I'm really interested in watching. Should I start watching MLP now? I've only ever seen the first two episodes.
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>>28933204
No. It's shit.
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>>28933204
I'd recommend starting with season 6 first
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>>28933211
Iife is shit.
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DARLING
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>>28932718
>rape
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>>28932718
MARSHMALLOW
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>>28932718
Sup Bae?
Want sum fuk?