Satyr Abomination Thread #190: Family Edition

>not "Limited numbers collectors edition, pre-order only."
you're not fun

>>28830140
What kind of pic would even be fitting to use for an edition like that?

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>>28830164
or https://derpibooru.org/1289430

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>>28830193
Ooh, that would have been nice. Well, I am sorry for not thinking of that. Perhaps when it is time for the next thread we can use it?

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>>28830193
I'll trade you that shiny Hope for my first issue of The Fantastic Hope. It's the gold variant edition.

Itt: We come up with silly satyr collectibles.

>>28829334
Welp, now I'm feeling sad.

>>28830296
Rare Yuzus. My prize 1987 limited run misprint Yuzu is one of only thirty even made and appears only once in every 20,000,000 satyrs. Naturally she's far too valuable to post.

>>28830672
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qerwPcCejag

>>28830695
What a happy puppy.

>>28830728
It'll die one day too.

>>28830738
You're not very good at cheering up others.

>>28830869
Well on the plus side, at least since it's a dog it can live out its life happily, never suspecting the infinite, inevitable nothingness that awaits it after death. It can live in the moment, just being a happy puppy having fun in the park.

Anyone working on anything writing wise? Any drawfags around?

>>28831466
Not really, I always want to write, but I can rarely actually do so unless I'm just struck with inspiration.

>>28831466
Nah, sorry. I've got some ideas, but I'm preoccupied with NaNoWriMo.

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Which satyrs are fans of yoga?

>>28831941
I'm not an expert or anything, but I'd imagine that the leg shape difference might get in the way of a few things.

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>>28831974
Nah, they seem to do okay.

I want to talk more about villain satyrs. Would Eva (Aryanne's satyr) be one?

Goodnight satyr.

Tomorrow is going to be something...

Anyone up for sketches? Request.

>>28833184
Presto wowing ponies with 'human magic' he learned from his dad
>"That's right, for an entry bid of just 3 bits, you stand to win 10! All you have to do is find the red queen!"

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>>28833184
Broil or Thistle snacking on the couch and watching TV?

>>28833184
Cider and Sapphire "practicing" kissing.

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>>28833223
TV rots your brain

>>28833329
>The Cakes on Maury

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>>28833218
Presto as a street magician is cute. How he met Clockwork?

>>28833435
That's the common logic behind their friendship.

>>28833329
Pfft! This is great, thanks /d/.

>>28833184
If you're still taking them, can you do Ivy in some "exploration" gear? Functional gear, not the "so sexy" form kind.

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>>28833640
Like her Mom's dangerous mission outfit?

>>28833686
I sure hope so! I've been waiting for this for a long time, just kept forgetting to request it. My brain isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>28833435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8osRaFTtgHo

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I felt like the none of the Pie sisters would stop at one child so I just made another daughter & son for Limestone.

For personality stuff I'm going for the boy being constantly worrying but not afraid of people & for the one most left to be constantly cheerful but with a face that looks neutral all the time so she tries to use that bandanna show how happy she is. She ends up creeping out most others.

Also, Limestone has a real passive aggressive naming sense.

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Drinking and drawing...

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>>28834336
Also one other daughter for Marble.
I want her to act like a shady used car salesman or somesuch except with rocks.

>>28834343
Requesting a satyr drinking while also trying to do their job/hobby. Are there any artist satyrs?

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>>28834351

>>28834343
>One request
>>28834420
>.. Filled
>half an hour ago.
DJ, you still up and taking requests, or not feeling it anymore?

>>28831941
Broil.

>>28833218

"Okay, Pogo, you want me to show you the trick to getting infinite money?"
>"Show me, show me, show me!"
"Okay, here we go. Here I have a simple cardboard box, into which both you and I will place twenty Bits each."
>Pogo rummaged around is his wallet for a moment before producing the coins and doing as instructed.
"Now, this box now contains forty Bits, correct?"
>Pogo nodded.
"Alright, I'll sell you this box and its contents for thirty Bits."
>Pogo frowned.
>"You'll sell me the box?"
>Presto nodded.
"In exchange for thirty Bits, you gain forty. You make a profit of ten Bits."
>The pink haired boy narrowed his eyes.
>"What about you?"
"Well I started off with twenty Bits, but with the thirty you'll pay me, I'll also make a profit of thirty so that we both walk away with more than when we started."
>After a moment, Pogo grinned excitably, pulling another forty Bits from his wallet
>"Deal!"
>Smirking, Presto reached out and quickly shook Pogo's hand, grabbing the paymet in the process.
"Good choice, buddy!"
>"So if the trick's that simple then why don't-"
>Pogo was unable to finish his question, as Presto vanished in a puff of smoke.
>"Oh well, I guess he must have needed the bathroom."
>Looking down at the box he had just bought, Pogo hesitated.
>"Hang on... I put twenty in the box.... bought it for- Oh damn it! I'll get you back for this, you cheat!"

>>28834663
... as a math major. This pisses me the FUCK off. I feel a strong burning urge to smack the shit out of Presto right now.

>>28834663
>I'll also make a profit of thirty
Fuck! Just pretend I said ten.

I only just woke up and haven't even had my morning fap yet.

>>28834343
I love Yuzu.

>>28832211
Eeh, I guess that depends on what your definition of a villain is.

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Which ponies have a "thing" for satyrs?

>>28835644
Who's the other satyr?

>>28831466
I should have more time in the day now, I can delicate about an hour to this one story I'm writing on. And if that goes to plan I can even get drawing time in. So keep them hopes up.

>>28835644
>>28835659
Looks like Cider. And mayor mare has a thing for satyrs.

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>>28835644
I bet Sweetcream Scoops would be fond of satyrs.

>>28835644
Who is the female pony?
Flurry Heart?

>>28836422
She has Apple Bloom's cutie mark, so she's probably Apple Bloom.

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Which satyrs are messy eaters?

>>28836642
Thistle,Trimmings, Icarus, Herc

>>28836642
Depends on how old they are. Almost everyone if they're really young.

>>28837074
Not everyone's going to be the same age if some want variety.

>>28836642
Leona enjoys eating pork chops in bed and impressing Cottonball with her burping skills. In addition to tasting good, it also has the added advantage of getting grease all over the bed, covering up stains of various other fluids that might otherwise have tipped Anon off to what the two of them were getting up to in there when noone else was around.

>>28837130
I like an innocently oblivious Anon.

>>28837130
Hope they like roaches and all other manners of bugs in that dirty bed.

>>28837092
Not everyone's going to exist if some want variety.

>>28837152
Or maybe he knows full well, but pretends not to so as not to embarrass them

"Boy, your bed springs sure took a beating last night, Lenora. I could hear them creaking all the way in my room right down the hall, not to mention the sound of the headboard slamming into the wall."
>"Y-You heard that?"
"Sure did, champ. You know I don't like you jumping on the bed, right? I mean I can't really blame Cottonball, what with hopping being an important part of her culture or whatever, but you're in big trouble, little miss."

Get off page 9 you gosh darn kids!

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I voted Trump because I want to keep my guns.

>>28839481
He's gonna grab your daughter by the pussy and make her his cocksock.

>>28839481
Who are the most patriotic satyrs?

>>28839659
You mean actual Patriotic or hick nationalists who think "My cuntres the best and all y'all can GIT OUT!"?

>>28839668
Either one is fine.

>>28834346
She looks pretty nice.

Looks like Darcy's going over the wall...

Looks like Darcy's going over the wall...

>>28840562
Darcy, her mom, Gala, Lil Mac (maybe), Deloras, Simmer, Broil, and basically anyone even a little brown.

>>28840598
>Some ponies decides to build a wall to keep satyrs and humans out of Equestria

>>28840663
What I've been saying this entire time. Equestria for Equestrians. All you fags who think you are worthy of a beautiful mare; you're wrong and you're finally gonna realize that.
>B-But muh 5 minute lasting time!
>Implying lasting is better than length
See ya, dumb ass apes.

>>28840682
Is this a bad attempt at a joke? Or are you trolling?

>>28840751
He's been doing this for a while now. Though, given the news tonight, not sure if it's him or someone trying to emulate him. Either way, just ignore it and he'll stop. It's what most people do.

>>28839481
>That look on her face.
>"Hey, Garret, don't tell me you're one of 'those' people that thinks 9mm is a 'snappy' round. Also you're limp wristing, but I kind of expected that from you."

>Tfw no bantmaster daughteru to go murdering 2 litres with.
Life is bad.

If you ended up in Equestria and had satyr children and all that, then would you take your kids out hunting or fishing some days? Do you think they'd enjoy it?

>>28839481
I would have voted for Trump if I was American because they need someone with balls to clean up the cancer that is the regressive left.

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Most likely gonna go to bed soon.
I, sadly, haven't been in the mood to draw today, yet if you want to leave a request, I will read them when I wake up and try to draw something at work tonight.

>>28841563
I've always enjoyed fishing, it's fucking zen.

I recently went deep sea in San Diego and some little girl who couldn't have been older than 11 won the jackpot.
She knew how to bait a hook better than me.

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>>28841817
Ariana eating a big jar of marmalade?

>>28841817
Mayor Mare kissing pogo on the cheek under mistletoe

>>28840598
To be fair, if they're legal citizens then they can stay. It's the ones that are there illegally that have got to go.

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>>28841817
A satyr going to bed.

>>28841817
Can we please have a picture of long haired 30 year old lawyer Yuzu.

Man, for somebody who a lot of people thought couldn't cope without her dad's support, she sure got her shit together after graduating. Now she makes lodsemone.

>>28843280
>Yuzu
>Lawyer
Where did that idea come from? Not saying I don't like it, just curious to know how you got that idea.

>>28841817
Celestia's orange replacement kicking Satyrs out of Equestria.

>>28843475
I don't know, I just could never picture her as being anything other than a hairdresser for the longest time, so I decided to just pick something well paid that you wouldn't imagine her doing.

>>28841817
Garret or Hope, or any other satyr, sitting on a boat and fishing with one of their parents.

>>28844031
With Buoy Bell off in the distance, holding up the fishing hook incredulously and proclaiming "this is bait."

>>28843475
Might as well expand it. What are some possible jobs would satyrs get if they didn't get one relevant to their parent?

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>>28841817
A reaction image based around this

>>28844205
Pogo becomes a cop.

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Laika wants to be an astronaut and go to NASA.

>>28846355
>NASA
She lives in Equestria. Nasa is literally obsolete. Just use magic.

>>28846401
The only magic that's capable of putting anyone to thr moon is Celestia's, and that doesn't count since it was an act of banishment. It's better to test the mettle of Equestrian ingenuity than to fall second to superior Earth technology.

>>28846355
I don't know why, but it really bothers me that you said "NASA".
Can't quite put my finger on why though...

>>28846462
>implying
Glimmer "fixed" a time spell and was able to hold THE PRINCESS OF MAGIC at bay. The canon has fucked you here friend.

>>28846355

>Eight year old Laika gets to visit NASA on her class field trip.
>Pees on an experimental ion thruster in front of everybody.
"This is mine. I own it now."

>>28841838
So you're saying she was a master baiter?

>>28846573
...Are you bloody kidding me right now? You got bothered because of that? Absolutely nothing?

>>28841817
Just for the hell of it, how abut a smug Mistake wearing a "Make Equestria Great Again" hat?

>>28847898
That's super kawaii, nigger.

>>28847898
>Petunia is trying to point out flaws and bad things because she secretly wants to break up with him
>He is too dumb to even notice that

>>28848068
She shouldn't be so passive aggressive, then.

>>28847898
>Udder fetish
It's shit. Seriously, it looks like she has a dick.
Do you honestly believe that the cow horns, cow ears, cow tail, and cow legs are NOT enough to show others that she is the offspring of a cow?

>>28848123
Being so upset is udderly ridiculous, Anon.
Without the udder, she'd have two nipples on each breast. Or four.

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>>28847898
Cute.
>>28848133
Why wouldn't she just a single nipple on each breast?

>>28848249
>Why wouldn't she just a single nipple on each breast?
Because fetishes, I guess.

>>28847898
Would Petunia be best mom?

>>28848305
Yeah. She and Warren will be great parents one day.

>>28847898
This is cute. Thanks MT!

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>>28846355
Do you think Rarity kept offering to brush and cut Laika's hair for free when Garret first introduced her to his mom?

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So I had a lot of shit to do at work so I couldn't draw anything there.
But now I'm home. And drinking.
Before you ask, I worked overnight, I've been up for 15 hours, so no, it's not too early for me to start drinking...

>>28842260
It's fitting that this song has been stuck in my head all day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA
It really helped me stay in the mood draw your request.

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>>28848514
Well take it easy DJ, you've earned it. You gonna be doing chilling with us tomorrow and taking request? Cause its my day off tomorrow. If you are taking requests now, can we get an aged up Buyo belle? Doing something either sexy or lewd

>>28848305
Considering her and Utah basically make a Satyr Annie Oakley, I'd say yeah. They must have done something right.

>>28848305
Nope.

>>28848068
>>28848103
>Not knowing what self esteem issues are
>Not knowing girls get them a lot more than guys
>Not realizing that thread treats Petunia like shit 50% of the time due to a minor thing
No wonder you guys are kissless virgins.

>>28848523
This is technically my day off (even though I got off at 8:30 AM today) and I'm off tomorrow. I can't promise I'll be here drawing. To be honest, my weekends are hardly ever planned.

>>28847779
Honestly it's actually a joke about how "Laika" was a soviet space dog & thus sort of an opponent to NASA.
So yes, I am kidding you.

>>28848514
nice pic, this will be a good pic for xmas here in /sat/ while we can use the Yuzu pic in /sad/. You wanna see any little one shots with yuzu for xmas? I may try and write some

Are we ever going to get those Anonymous and Satyr fics we discussed earlier?

>>28848589
Which ones? I dont recall those

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I wish I could animate.
I want to have a satyr doing this dance.

>>28848594
Nothing specific in regarss of plots, just the notion that it wouldn't hurt to have more AiE based stories in here.

>>28848597
Like Anon with his kids? Anon talking with other satyrs? Anon trying to get romantically involved with satyrs?

>>28842699
I can't decide on a satyr at the moment...

>>28848602
kid Gumdrop could be cute. Or maybe Warren. Or a tiny Laika

>>28848600
Second and third, (Fem)Anons with no relationship to any of the satyrs. Just a guy/gal who went to Equestria and are now doing their own thing but happen to run into one or two of the satyrs. Plus, this could easily fix the whole notion that every single satyr is presumably in Ponyville. Different Anon's could be in different places and interact with different satyrs, like Cici in Manehattan, or Emma in Griffonstone.

>>28848557
>People aren't allowed to post headcanons about a satyr's personality if it differs from mine
I headcanon that what they have is just a childhood thing because Petunia is desperate for attention, and Utah is so desperate to put his dick in something and touch boobs that he's willing to do and say anything that he believes will make the women happy.
>As they grow up, Petunia starts to realize that there are others who actually likes her for who she is and who wants a calm and peaceful life like she does
>All those times when she thought nobody in Ponyville liked her was time wasted
>She wants to break up with Utah, but doesn't know how to do it without upsetting him
>So she starts mentioning things that are bad in the hopes of making him want to break up with her
>Of course, Utah is still a horny dog who'll say anything to make the females happy, so it never really works

>>28848620
Considering your headcanon boils down to constantly and openly calling a satyr a slut and whore; I'd say you're just shitposting. So no. Same for the guys who call Yuzu a bitch and slut.

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>>28848596
That's pretty cute, yo.

>>28848620
>he's willing to do and say anything that he believes will make the women happy.
I can actually imagine that right now, because this
>>28847898
really, really, does not sound like Utah at all. It honestly sounds like he is just making that up to make her happy.
All the art of Utah from the one who created him also gives one the impression that he is a badass, so it is really hard to imagine him talking like that.

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>>28848701
>All the art of Utah from the one who created him also gives one the impression that he is a badass
Yeah, Tex is pretty good at doing that. Don't forget that everything is variable though.

>>28848701
>Not knowing he has a form of resting "bitch" face
Bruh. You seen Tex's self insert art?

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>>28848758
I'm pretty sure almost everyone knows about Tex.

>>28848758
Yes. He's an alright guy.

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I feel like posting a few more pics.

>>28848758
I know, he never draws Booker DeWitt smiling, what's up with that?

>>28848777
Go for it Trips Master. Do some Gumdrop in cowboy gear

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>>28848658
>guys who call Yuzu a bitch and slut.
Not him, but when did this happen? Are you talking about the Lewdzu alternate personality or the joke that maybe she wears so much black lipstick in order to hide her herpes, or other instances?

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>Lenora snores loudly on the bed atop her mountain of trash. The empty instant noodle containers and soda cans lie just as lazily around Cottenball as Lenora is.
>The poor bunny satyr cringes painfully as she can feel the filth all over her barely clothed body, a contant itching and grimey feeling tingels all over her body as Lenora cuddles her close and drools a bit on her exposed shoulder.
>What could only be described as Lord Roachling King of the Roaches comes slowly crawling out from the side of the bed and skitters over to the trapped bun. She whimpers softly and tries to blow or wave away the bug but it does not yeild.
>It crawls over Lenora's arm and walks along it as though it was a common road on the bed before stopping and feeling around with its antennas. Sensing that another option was there, the roach begins to crawl on Cotten's chest and by then she had it.
>"KYAHH!!" She screams rolling over, knocking it off and startling Lenora awake.
>"Huh!? Wha?! Who!?" She asks dazed and confused as Cottenball does a frantic peepee dance by the bed trying to knock off anything with more than 2 legs from herself. "You ok?"
>"No, I am not ok ok?!" She yells sniffling, "I HATE bugs, I hate sleeping in filth! Either this mess goes, or I go!"
>"Shhh! Keep it down, you want my dad to hear you." She whispers worriedly as the bun crosses her arms.
>"I dont care, I wont sleep in this anymore."
>"Ok, ok, I'll clean it all right? Just, just keep it down."
>"Thank you Lenora." She smiles assuredly before going over and hugging her as Lenora pats her awkwardly.
>Suddenly the door opens as you come in.
"What the hell is going on here? Why are you both hugging on the bed almost naked?"
>Lenora and the bun look you in somewhat shock as Lenora speaks up "Uhh..its hot, and..she had a nightmare."
"...Oh, well, goodnight you two. Also Lenora, clean your room, its filthy."

>>28848787
Don't do this to me, man. My boner can't take the thought of it.

>>28848824
It's nothing, It was just some guy a while back who kept shitting on Yuzu and DJ just because she's popular.

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>>28843280
I know I could've done better, but I've been distracted in conversation so I sorta rushed it.
Sorry

>>28848841
This. Hate canons have no protection by the "everything is variable" nature. You be a bitch, you get treated like a bitch.

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>>28848829
I always like reading stories of these two.

>>28848843

>Tfw you're running twenty minutes late and you're supposed to be representing your dad in court.

>>28848850
Me too, they're cute together. I'll try and do more when i get the chance and some ideas.

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>>28848602
How about Asha? There isn't enough of her.

>>28848843
Couldn't she just fly to work and avoid having to wait to cross the street, or would that pose too great a risk of spilling her coffee and letting perverts see up her skirt?

>>28848877
Maybe she just woke up and is too tired to fly? Or she may be working near a no-fly zone.
Maybe she wants to feel the joy of walking for a change? Just look how happy she is.

>>28848877
It gets her all sweaty and gets her suit terribly wrinkled. Not to mention how air currents fuck up your hair.
That's no way to appear in court.

>>28848843
It sucks watching your kids grow up and lose their joyful innocence
Pour me a drink, DJ

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>>28848889
>Just look how happy she is.
Yeah, you can clearly see that she's thrilled to be working sixteen hours a day to help foal molesters dodge prison. Sleep's overrated to be honest, and now at least she has craploads of money.

I wonder what other satyrs would have unexpected jobs?

Lawyer Yuzu sort of makes sense, because depending on who you asked, some already considered her a blood sucking parasite.

>>28848843
>"I'm pretty sure my client DID kill those kids, but if I don't defend him then somebody else will and I won't get paid."
>Yuzu takes a sip of shitty coffee.
>"I wonder what Missy's doing right now?"

>>28848523
I second that request. We need some sexy teenage Buoy Belle.

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>>28848843
I was honestly expecting a satyr version of this picture.

>>28848829
So does Cottonbell understand Manticore, do all the half-animal satyrs speak a common animal language, or does Cottonbell just assume everything is allright and she ISN'T going to get eaten?

>>28848940
Amon, they all speak English.

>>28848523
What about one of Utah's and Petunia's kid? One of them is described as Annie Oakley.

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>>28848872

>>28848940
Meme magic

>>28848962
Pretty much this. Remember the sidekicks only episode?

>>28848843
>>28848919
>Yuzu takes a sip of shitty coffee.
>The "Don't Walk"-sign changes to "Walk"
>Yuzu just stands there and wonders if she should go to work, or turn back and kill the coffee vendor for selling her decaf

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>>28848961

>>28844752
But which satyr...?

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>>28848961
Thanks! She's adorable.

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>>28849029
That's great.

>>28848843

>7:03 AM
>Yuzu lets out a yawn as she slumps into her office chair behind her desk and drains the remainder of her early morning coffee in a single gulp.
>Leaning over, she switches on her computer, rubbing her tired eyes as the machine booted up.
>"Ugh... I hate Mondays."
>Just thinking about all the emails she'd have to work through over the next hour or so made her groan, not to mention the jury review for the upcoming trial on the-
>Yuzu jumped slightly, somewhat startled as the telephone sprang to life letting out its shrill ring.
>"Already? Jeez, no rest for the weary I guess."
>Reaching over, she picked up the receiver and brought it to her ear.
>"Good morning, you've reached-"
>Before she could finish, the voice at the other end interrupted her.
"Hey, did you get that thing I sent ya?"
>Yuzu facepalmed.
>"Damn it, daddy! Would you please stop calling me and asking me that already? This is like, the fortieth time you've asked me that and I keep telling you that I don't get the joke."
>The line was silent for a moment.
"So you're saying you didn't get that thing I sent you?"
>Yuzu rolled her eyes.
>"No, no I didn't! I never get that thing you send me! I've never gotten that thing you sent me, and I'm beginning to wonder if you ever once sent me anything! While I'm at it, if I had gotten that thing you sent me, EVER, I doubt I'd be interested in what it said!"
>The line was once again silent for a few seconds.
>"Daddy? Hello, you there?"
>Yuzu sighed tiredly at the sound of her father's laughter.
"Oh god, that as hilarious. Alright sweetie, you have fun at the office, okay? Love you."
>Yuzu couldn't help it, a small smile forming on her lips even as she did her best to frown.
>"Yeah... Love you too. Bye, dad."

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>>28849047
If only Yuzu's little half-sister could follow her example and focus on her studies instead of shaking her ass for bits down at Page 11.

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>>28848523
>aged up
Something like this?

>>28849065
She's just following Yuzu's example, asshole. Shake it for four years then go into a soul eating job where you slowly kill your morals with a rusty knife.

>>28849077
Yes but more sexual.

>>28849065
>Page 11.
Is this going to catch on?

For those that don't get the reference.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5288455/#5357063

>>28849047
>30 years old
>still calls her father "daddy"

>>28849143
No! Bad Anon!

>>28849154
Is that so odd? I'm not implying it may not be, I'm actually asking. Maybe she really is just a big daddy's girl at heart.

>>28849154
Don't you want your kid to call you daddy forever?

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>>28849154
She will always be daddy's little girl

>>28849170
I'd prefer just "Dad", to be honest.

>>28848843
She's a qt.

>>28848843
She even got rid of her painted black nails. Truly her soul is on life support.

>>28848994
Mumble.

>>28849179
I'd prefer "Superdad #1 who is awesome at making waffles."

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>>28849999
Ey chica, back dat ass up over here, won't you

>>28849999
I wonder if satyrs would find it weird if some humans seemed a little too enthusiastic about touching their tails, or if they'd just accept it as a quirky thing that some humans like to do. I don't mean like total strangers, more like the following.

"So hey, we've known one another a while now, right?"
>"Yeah, I guess we have, Anon. Why d'ya mention it?"
"Well I was just wondering if... not to sound creepy or anything, but-"
>"W-Wait, you're not going to ask me for sex, right? I mean, I think you're a really great guy and you're pretty good looking and all, but I'm not really looking for that kind of relationship right now."
"Actually no, I wasn't. Good to know that you think I'm great and all though."
>"Oh... that's kind of embarrassing. Forget I mentioned it. What's up?"
"Alright, now don't freakout or anything, because maybe this is some kind of obscure social taboo for you guys that I don't know about, but can I touch your tail."
>"My tail?"
"Yeah, just a little bit. It looks really soft and I just want to feel it for a bit. That's not weird, right?"
>"Is that all? Yeah, sure, go right ahead. I actually just conditioned it this morning."

It actually is a huge social taboo. [insert satyr here] is just a slut and lost his/her tail virginity to a guy they've only known for a few weeks.

>>28850179
The ponies in the show didn't seem to mind much when someone grabbed their tails.

Satyr or family group of 4. What cute ideas ya got

>>28850291
Timber and Thorn go swimming by the docks.

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>>28850291
Crackle's kid and the Derpy trio in a four-way staring contest.
The blind one is facing the wrong way.

>>28850291
Octavia's brood on a long train ride home.
>Tfw you want to bonk the donk but your kids are going to be back from the buffet car any minute.

>>28850359
I wonder if Chavtavia likes being called a dirty mule in bed.

>>28850415
I'm sure she'd prefer to be called a fine ass.

>>28850291
Flutterfamily Christmas with a surprise visit from the Apples!
[Canned applause]

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Hmmm. I tried to do an action pose sketch of Broil and Simmer facing off their first monster. Can you tell what's going on in the picture?

>>28850415
Like it? Anon, she can't orgasm unless you call her that right at the point when you pump her womb full.

>>28850490
Looks nice. Kind of like a game screen shot.

>>28850490
Everyone's waiting for their ATB gauge to fill before they select an attack.

>>28850490
Reminds me of Darkest Dungeon... they gonna die

>>28850561
Thanks, I think I'm gonna work on my construction and gestures so I could get better with poses.
>>28850577
Kek. If I could draw better I'd draw them dashing and leaping around and junk. Freya from FFIX was another one of the motivators for the whole monster hunter biz.
>>28850652
Whatever happened to Darkest Dungeon Anon? I remember he did a story or two and then nothing.

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>>28850291
I'm already planning this, but both Apple families to to the End of Fall fair. Something I remember doing with my family when I was young.
>>28850762
>Whatever happened to him
I found it hard doing actions in the game in writing form and would much rather do vigilante stuff. I love the game too much I guess and didn't want to stretch away from it.

>>28850813
Aw, I liked those stories. Ah well, the game's cool too. Have you seen any videos of Sunless Sea? It's more of an exploration game, but it has the same grim vibe to it.

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>28850948
I haven't actually.

I think Darkest Dungeon is one of my favorite games of all time because I love the tone. But what happened was DC Rebirth. It truly rekindle my love for comics, especially superman after Zach Snyder continually shows he has never read a superman comic or the Dark Knight Returns.

>>28851061
Dude knows how to appeal to bros, bro. Are you not a bro, BRO?! Are you some sort of fucking NERD?! Is little nerd baby gonna cry cause bros are liking HIS comics?! On a scale of 1-10, how accurate would you say that satire was? I feel like it'd be a 6, but I haven't watched anything besides BvS... and I'm not gonna waste anymore of my time on modern DC live action movies.

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>>28851598
Not that great. I recommend looking at /tv/ if you want an idea to satire it.

I'm probably going to watch the ones that aren't directed by snyder personally. I'm enjoying Superdad and Batdad right now. Most of the Rebirth books are good to great with a few exceptions Justice League sadly enough

>>28847898
That tree is really popular

>>28852480
Satyrs like to loiter around Sweet Apple Acres due to its large amount of land. Heck, you could probably have sex in there and no one would be the wiser.

>>28850291
The Pie family - Anon, Pinkie Pie, Pogo and Mumble - works together to put away all the Nightmare Night decorations and put up the Christmas decorations.

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>>28853547
Why do I have two versions of this?

>>28853549
Teeth. you have THREE versions. Those two and teeth version.

>>28853569
Teeth version?

>>28853573
Yeah, when the pics were first made, someone complained about the "baby mouths", so DJ added in some quick teeth on the tops and bottom.

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>>28853577
Snapshot's an expert at avoiding the teeth.

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>>28852560
>Heck, you could probably have sex in there and no one would be the wiser.
I'm sure Utah knows that very well.

>>28853675
Yeah. He found all those places when he lured a bunch of other mares and female satyrs there just so he could see some tiddies.

What are some requests people want to see

>>28850306
>>28854367

>>28854367
Art requests or story requests?

>>28854511
Story. Hopefully one will grab my attention

>>28854555
Quoting an idea from when satyrs were talked about briefly in RGRE a couple of days ago.

>I remember a long, long while back that there was an idea floating about that most stallions were barely involved in their foals lives, being yet another thing in the laundry list of tasks they leave up to their herd.
>Then there's dad of every year material Anon.

>>28854608
I'm seconding this, it could be interesting.

>>28854555
>>28853096
Or a mother or father taking their kid fishing in an attempt to make them relax and learn to take it easy every now and then.

>>28854773
That's premise of one of the early greentexts. We obviously need more

>>28854840
>>28854672
>>28854608
So is it the stallions are dead beats and Anon is man of the year? I think i remember that back in the days of AiE

>>28854859
Stallions are scarce, so they just kinda do whatever they want and leave all the work to their herds, because they can. It's the norm.

Anon might readily accept the lure of lodesa grills even though he's used to monogamy as the norm, but grampnon always said that any man who isn't part of his kids lives is no man at all, and he ain't leaving that lesson behind.

>>28854882
>grampnon
Are there any stories where satyr visits their grandpa?

>>28854898
They would either have to be second generation satyrs or Anon's grandpa somehow got stuck in Equestria with him.

>>28855014
>or Anon's grandpa somehow got stuck in Equestria with him.
This.

>>28855023
I wonder what Buoy Belle's father's grandpa would think about his great granddaughteru being part horse part fish.

>>28854882
I'm not all that fond of herd stuff permeating into satyr stuff now that we're seeing more males comprising foreground and background roles in the show. I don't know. Herds just seem weird to me.

>>28855048
What's so weird about it? Hippocampi exist. They just took the long way around instead of fucking a seapony.

>>28855057
>now that we're seeing more males comprising foreground and background roles in the show
I haven't noticed it. Sure you're not just imagining things?

>>28835644
Probably Lyra

>>28855161
Presumably Anon's grandpa is used to people being fully human.

>>28855335
Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean he's totally ignorant of myths and shit. He'll just get a surprise when you bring home a seahorse and it's not in an aquarium.

>>28855171
Dyewts?

>>28855513
Can't provide proof?

What if it was -your- grandpa? How do you think he would react if he found out you married a pony or another race that exists in Equestria and had a satyr baby?

>>28855578
I think his rational side would try to be supportive, as he did when he was actually around friends or family with what he saw as disagreeable lifestyles.
But his old man from the 50's side would struggle to accept it, since he still had trouble accepting that interracial marriage was a thing, and gay marriage was becoming one when he died.

>>28855578
He starts arguments all the time. They're always over stupid shit too like how he doesn't like me driving on highways because he thinks a meth addicted trucker will crash into us. I can't even imagine what he would think that I had children with a cartoon horse.

any sketches y'all would like lined?

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>>28855555
Literally any one in three episode from the past season. Again. Do you even watch the show?

>>28855887
>Literally any one in three episode from the past season
Can you post those three episodes?

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>>28855887
>Implying the show has been worth watching for several seasons.

>>28847898
>Filename
Whatever happened to him?

>>28855956
This makes one wonder if the ones at Hasbro were really drunk or high on something when they created this.
What are those three... things on his throat even supposed to be? It looks so weird.

>>28855956
Watxh worthy or not; it decides the canon of mlp.

>>28854367
Young satyrs having Nightmares.

>>28854367
Cider reaching for an apple in a tree and her Mom helping her get it.

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What about a satyr's first time at Chuck E. Cheese? Or any other local pizzaria you went to as a kid.

>>28858881
Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria. For the memes and edgelords.

>>28858881
My family made our own pizzas when I was a kid.

Wow, we're an extra sort of dead this week

>>28860112
What do you wanna talk about then Anon?

>>28860664
There's a vape shop near my work called Satyr Vapor.

>>28860664
I'unno. Can we talk about Atlas and Aeon?

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>>28860673
Nice, I have a dental shop called Drake Dentistry. So I often picture Muddle going over to get his teeth examined. It brings cute feels.

>>28860683
I wanna talk about them to but they seem so boring. What do they even do? I had a small plot where they time travel but never went anywhere with it. And what are their personalities like?

>>28860708
Well I figured Atlas would be like her mom and go out travelling the world, except instead of looking for treasure, she's looking for traces of legendary civilizations like Atlantis or Shambhala. While optimistic of her line of work, many people think that finding evidence of these civilizations is a pipe dream and just an excuse to chase fairy tales. She wants to be recognized as a good adventurer like her Mom, but hasn't quite got her fearless courage yet.

Aeon, on the other hand, is a spry inventor who wants to make her mark in magi-tech gear. Quick to hop in the action and prefers to do her thinking on the go. Her main dream goal is to build a ship that'll travel to space after having a dream (?) about an extraterrestrial visiting in her room. She comes off a little strong to people and can be quite loud at times, but she isn't afraid to try and help people by fixing their stuff or tinkering with it to make it better. Aeon tries to sell some of her inventions, but many don't seem practical to other people. She can also seem a bit dangerous and paranoid due to the fact she thinks a shadowy government agency is watching them and hiding something big from the public, which is why she invented a magic laser gun for protection.

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>>28860851
>is a spry inventor who wants to make her mark in magi-tech gear.
>which is why she invented a magic laser gun for protection.

>Aeon applies the finishing tweaks to a device as Emma stands excitedly to the side. Finished, Aeon wipes the sweat from her brow and hands over the finished gun.
>"Here ya go."
>Emma squees loudly and snuggles her metallic weapon affectionately as her tail sways side to side.
>"Thank you Aeon! It came out great!"
>"Haha, glad you like it. But what is it exactly?"
>"Oh its a gun from a show I watch. It uses magic to fire super powerful energy at people."
>"Like a laser gun?"
>"I can show you~" Emma cat smiles as Aeon tilts her head in confusion.

>One season of Outlaw Star later, Aeon stretches on the couch.
>"Huh, that was pretty cool. But you know the gun I made for you is a prop right? It wont fire actual lasers."
>"Oh I know, but I'm gonna pull off the best Gene Starwind at Trot-Con."
>"That sounds pretty cool though, I may try to make one for myself later. Just a little tacticool gun ya know?"
>"You got to Trot-Con too?"
>"No, just some extra protection when I go out."
>"You can make a REAL Caster gun?"
>"Well yeah, I already have a laser gun."
>Outside, Aeon aims her laser at a watermelon and blows the hell out of it as Emma bites her lip as though seeing a thick veiny cock.
>Today was the start of a good friendship

>>28861086
>Aeon starts building all this sci-fi stuff for Emma.
>Sooner or later she builds a straight up power armour for slaying hostile aliens.

>>28853930
If we made Utah a lady's man, I think something that would make it a bit interesting is that he could attract both good and bad women too. Like ones that are content sabotaging his relationship or just villains in general. Or ones that are a bit radical in their thinking.

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>>28861853
I wonder how everything is going for the guy who is making that rom hack. Surely he must be close to finishing it soon? Or is he still having troubles with the enemy sprites?

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I'm bored. Who else would wear costumes?

>>28864037
The six Apple satyr girls would be Super Sentai.

>>28864251
Okay but which one would be Ginyu?

>>28864706
Misty would be Jeice, Dingaling would be Recoome, Melody would be Burter, Anon would be Ginyu, and Derpy would be Guldo because she just wanted to be included. Somebody draw it

>>28864759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY

>>28862966
>Tfw you find someone who for reals just likes you
>Tfw they tell you nice things all the time
>Tfw you aren't used to it and you have to ask "why?".
>Tfw they just say they like you and explain why
>Tfw you're so broken it actually hurts to hear that
I am way too familiar with that feel.

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>it's getting to be that time of year where you get two solid months of Christmas-themed music

>>28864706
I meant Japanese Power Rangers, the Ginyu Force parodies it.

>>28865101
I don't think I've ever heard it making it impossible to even feel that feel.

>>28865484
That was the joke, yes.
However, Toku series cover a lot of ground. Do you want the Kamen Riders? Goranger? Dekaranger? Zyuranger?
You've got to be specific.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Sentai

>>28865532
Well I said Sentai as in the franchise since Kamen Rider has a limited cast compared to Super Sentai. On which one, though, I'd like to say Gingaman. Mostly because Lost Galaxy was my favorite adaptation growing up.

>>28865442
Also I feel for Sombra and Salai has a nice ass. Nice pic.

>>28865647
Compliment Mimic, it's one of his.

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>>28865442
Oh yeah, its like an hour drive to work so i can look forward to tuning into that. Will be a nice change of pace from the usual doom and gloom. Also, in pic related news do you envision Sombra as a single dad?

>>28865647
>>28865651
I head canon that he just woke up. And I had commissioned Mimic to do it. Maybe later if he is up for it I can ask him to do a nice ass shot of Salai. I think she's actually ridiculously hot.

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>>28865671
He posted it on his tumblr thing, I just posted it here.
And I don't see a Femanon letting him get away with being a single dad. However, she's the "breadwinner" and is working often. Sombra has royal tastes, after all.

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>>28865689
Sombra as a stay at home dad? Could be cute. I'd imagine him like Orpheus, very over the top and theatrical except he'd have a wife and 2 cute goth daughters.

>>28865754
Well, it's not like ponies would employ an ancient evil emperor who was bent on enslaving ponies to his will. And he didn't have the law qualifications for the ones who would.

>>28865838
I imagine Sombra being a very loving father, and a big softie like he was portrayed in those comics of which shall not be named. But he kept his edgy doughnut steel look since it was way better than his generic handsome charming celestial waifu stealer.

>>28865101
>Tfw you find out it's been nothing but pure bullshit all along
>Tfw you find out Utah has been saying the exact same thing to several other girls before just so he could score

>>28865978
Why are you such an asshole? Genuinely curious. Why do you always try and start shit over minor things? Try being the operative word.

>>28865754
Whose panties is she sniffing?

>>28866165
I don't see how he's trying to start shit by posting a >tfw green.

>>28866256
How he always latches on to other greens or pics, usually Utah pics, then makes it about Utah being a bastard or Petunia being a slut. Seriously; it's the same song and dance yet he latches on to it. Either you have not paying attention or are him, again, trying to start shit. Assuming the former.

>>28866312
Uh huh. And how is it any different from when people are latching on to other greens and pics and makes it be about sex? Are all of them also just trying to start shit? Is that what you're saying?

>>28866362
Basically; though we have /sad/ for that. Don't have a thread dedicated to being assholes to each other.

>>28866369
>Some people have different headcanons about some satyrs that gives them flaws
>"Why are you being such an asshole for?!"
Are you that sensitive guy who gets easily triggered and goes on rants calling everyone shitheads and cunts if they have a headcanon that is different from yours? Genuinely curious. I posted two small lines, and that was apparently enough for you to call me an asshole who is only trying to start shit over minor things. Are you this goddamn sensitive when it comes to Petunia x Utah?

>>28866414
It's probably complain-anon. Utah must have been mentioned too much lately, so now he hates him too.

>>28866551
>Utah
You mean Petunia.

>>28866819
Or her. I dunno.

>>28865442
That is really sweet.

>>28867328
Could be both or either. Point being bitching is happening. Annoying bitching.

>>28867549
True.

>>28866551
>>28866819
I honestly can't blame him that much if he does.
>Petunia never gets mentioned or talked about unless shipping is involved
>It often ends with shippingfags arguing, or people arguing over how Utah should be like
>Those who likes her keeps going on about how she is a perfect girlfriend
>And how she would be the best mother
>How she is perfect in every single way
>Anyone posting otherwise about her will be met with curses and insults
>Not to mention those horrible udders. They look so fucking stupid on bipedal creatures.

>>28867617
>Not to mention those horrible udders. They look so fucking stupid on bipedal creatures.
This is one point I must respectfully disagree on you with.

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>>28867635
Let me rephrase it then: They look stupid, unless you have a fetish for udders.

>>28867652
Fair enough.

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>>28867617
It's whatever for me. I write him however I please and some people enjoy him. How I interpret him is one of the very few vigilantes. He's headstrong, impulsive, and can get himself over his head, especially when he is starting. I like giving him a villain and writing him to overcome it. He does have a bit of a strained relationship with because of it and does want to eventually mend it.

If someone has a different idea for him, that is perfectly fine. I don't care enough to argue with them.

>>28867711
When was Utah a villain? That'd be cool.

>>28867716
He hasn't. Although, if someone wants to do that, I would be interested.

>>28867716
What if everyone was a villain? I remember we talked about that once, what kind of villainous things would the satyrs do if they were supervillains.

>>28866414
Two small limes THIS time. Again, over the oast few weeks some guy, presumably you, has been going out of his way to sling shit and outright call Petunia a slut. It's one thing to have a different head canon; it's another just to sling shit. Like that guy who kept calling Yuzu a bitch; if you want to be an asshole and aren't enjoying the thread then why the fuck are you still here? Because, again, that isn't just having a differing head canon, that's going out of your way just to call a satyr a name.

>>28867975
>Taking the bait
He's playing you like a damn fiddle

>>28867985
I've noticed a lot of people have been taking bait recently. The board have newfags? Is the fandom not dying?

>>28867975
>Implying I called Petunia a slut
I was clearly talking about Utah here >>28865978
So stop projecting and calling me shit for something I haven't even said.
>People aren't allowed to have a different headcanon about Petunia! She is a perfect and pure being with no flaws whatsoever! Reeeee"

>if you want to be an asshole
I'm sorry, but who is currently going on a rant and calling people assholes for little to no reason?
Does it bother you that not everyone loves that ship? Then simply ignore it.
>>28867985
>>28868055
>Implying
Of course. Every single fucking time someone questions things or has a different headcanon, it is always bait, isn't it?

>>28868055
>The board have newfags? Is the fandom not dying?

Well if we dont have newfags everyone sure is acting like some. I hope its not dying tho, would like more content creators.

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>>28867975
>Two small limes
>over the oast
?
>Like that guy who kept calling Yuzu a bitch
I don't really see the similarity between them. The one who called Yuzu a bitch never made tiny greentexts or headcanons that she was a bitch. He was just bitching for dumb reasons.
>call Petunia a slut
Boo-fucking-hoo. You're acting like this is the first time someone has called a satyr a slut. Remember Snapshot?
Everything is a variable, remember?

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How about an old and sweet comic to cheer up the mood here?