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Age Ain't Nothin But A Number

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Previous Thread: >>28556040

Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here. Or two characters of mature age. Or two foals. Do what you like, really.

All the stories so far are here: http://pastebin.com/DRJ1awuQ
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>>28781619
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.
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>>28781630
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
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>>28781619
So, is Too Fast, Too Young dead or what?
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>>28781630
>>28781633
Either teen Scoots, Twilight Velvet, or Fleur de Lis.
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>>28781630
>>28781633
Teen Scoots or history lesson.
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>page 8
Someone care to get one of those green ideas started? Or are we slated for the Archives?
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I wanna get something written for this thread during this week as soon as I get some free time.
Hopefully we'll stay alive until then.
>Goodnight bump
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>>28733915
If anyone cares I will continue this sometime after this Thursday.

To give the thread a little bit of life, say you've finally met the mature mare of your dreams. What kind of date do you take her on?
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>>28782829
I care, I care a lot
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>>28781633
They keep on forgetting to say barb is a human in this. She would of been developed teen by than. Or this same thing but dragon/human hybrid Barb.
Or you can just picture as a dragon that grows into a sexy dragon teen.

Also teenage Eris was human too. She would just do things that she thought were annoying you, but it was actually turning you on. Like maybe wearing just her underwear or she could suck on a banana in a lewd matter. All just to try to get you annoyed or frustrated, but was unintentionally turning you on.

>>28781637
He went on a vacation and never came back.
His story infected us.
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>>28781633
That Fleur story sounds right up my alley, aside from not really liking Fleur, and the Ponk one sounds nifty too.
Maybe if y'all are still live when I finish my commitments to other threads I'll hack together something of the Dazzlings getting their hands on a little boy.
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Quick bumpo
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rump
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>>28786973
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>>28786973
>No hooves

Bruh. Excellent taste
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How about an old topic from the thread's past?
Which pony, regardless of their age on the show, do you think would be cute/hot as a mature or teenage mare/stallion or as a filly/colt? Hooves/no hooves?
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>>28788405
I like filly Twilight.
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>>28787634
Who is this artist?
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>>28788499
shoutingisfun
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Bumparino. Someone make the Twilight Velvet motherfu happen. I'll give you lots of (You)'s.
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>>28788944
kek
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>>28788944
Anon that's lewd
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Page 9 bump
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>>28788405
Barb and Eris as teens. no hooves.
Fluttershy as a milf.
Starlight glimmer as a teen Hooves/no hooves. Fuck her till she makes a town for my cock.
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>Page 10
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I want a green where she Rumble feel like a stallion
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>>28788944
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>>28792670
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>page 8
>still no anon x twilight velvet
God fucking dammit. Writefags, stop laying down on the job.
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>>28794873
But I'm depressed.
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>>28794873
But I have papers to write.
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>>28794950
Maybe writing will lift your spirits. Gives you something to distract you from the crippling depression, no?
>>28795519
To hell with school/college/work. Green first.
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>>28796142
This fails the writefag
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>>28796153
It's not like passing all your classes is going to improve your chances all that much? You could get a doctorate degree in underwater basket weaving, but you're gonna be scooping french fries at Mickey D's before you know it.
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Page 9 go away
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>>28796959
I'm afraid that we will never get writefags to contribute. It's just gonna be empty bumps.
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>>28796966
>old horse lady want sex
>anon put willy in hole
>they sex
"im cum"
>anon cum
>also horse

is gud
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>>28794873
where is slazors?
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>>28797014
Comrade, you say is good. But is not good.
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>>28797046
you right
is great
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>>28796966
They will come eventually anon. Until then post cute fillies and cute old mares. We must entice them out of hiding.
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>>28797314
I want to write, really badly. But I can't get things going. I'm bad at starting.
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>>28797427
>Be Anon, the only green human in a world of pastel-coloured talking horses.
>Princess Twilight Sparkle, although initially frightened by your arrival, eventually saw that you meant no harm, and thus has offered you room and board at her castle.
>She's invited you along to Canterlot with her. She's got official princessy stuff to take care of, but she wants to introduce you to her parents.
>Not like you're dating or anything, but...
Okay, I got you started. Build on this.
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>>28797427
>The...

There you go bud, got it nice and ready for you.
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>>28797427
What do you want to work with?
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Art Bump
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>>28799733
>no hooves
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Bumo
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Bumu
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>>28799330
History lesson with Cheerilee.
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>>28802630
Enjoy your vacation based anon.
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>>28802630
Thanks for the pie
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Green when?
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Mango when?
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Page 10 go away
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>>28803906
>>28804101
Green mangos
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>>28805534
Ive got a lovely bunch of Mangos,
There they are, all standing in a row,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head,
Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist,
Thats what the shitposter said.
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>>28805533
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>>28788944
So where can I find ALL of his stuff?
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>not fucking 5 year olds
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Delet this
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>>28807610
No u
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MLP is for queers and pony dick lovers.
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ITS THE NUTSHACK
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ITS THE N U T S H A C K
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>>28807631
TITO DICK DICK MAN BABY
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I GOT GRAPES WHAT YOU WATCHIN SON
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>>28807647
ITS THE NUTSHACK
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>>28807623
>>28807631
>>28807637
>>28807647
>>28807655
You're in class to learn, kid, get off 4chan.
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>>28807663>>28807623

Oh shit he's on to us
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>>28807663
Abandon thread
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Les go
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What's this supposed to be? A raid?
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>>28807017
>>28797314
Okay writing
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>>28808208
>This was really weird.
>You'd helped with some planning stuff in the past but Harshwhinny was all over you lately.
>She had made some off color jokes in your previous endeavors.
>Very crude, yet tactful jokes about her sexuality taking a back seat.
>Now she was taking the lead so to speak.
>"Are you just not interested?"
>A tough question.
>About 97% was a 'No.'
>The other 3% was the part where she was uncomfortably pushy.
"You could ease off the gas a bit, maybe."
>"You either ignore me or weren't interested for the last three years."
"...Wait those were actual passes?"
>"...Are you that oblivious?"
>You play it off as being dumb.
>Those signs were all there though.
>Pushing and rubbing against you in the hotel rooms after business was done for the day.
>That scent that she did her best to cover up, but never quite could.
>The fact she wore pants only a few weeks at a time.
"It just didn't seem... Very professional."
>If ever there was a disapproving glare, this was the most intense you'd ever received.
>Her brow was even twitching.
"...Bad joke?"
>"Either tell me off, or drop your pants."
>Well, shit.
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>>28808446
Your story intensified at a high rate.
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>>28808446
MOAR!!
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blam
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>>28808446
Yup. She's done with subtlety.
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Page 10 go away
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>>28808923
>>28809317
>>28810717
My phone died on me, sorry guys. I'll give you something shortly.
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>Your hands move to unfasten the buttons on your shirt, pulling up the lower tucked parts to let it hang open.
>A little bit of fighting with the button and zipper on your pants.
>Rarity still hasn't had a chance to fix the broken teeth.
>The saving grace was the comfort of the quiet hotel room.
>"I'm not in estrus all year, Anonymous."
>Impatient as ever.
>Then again if she's been eyeing your dick for three years without a formal letter of intent...
>Shit, you'd be pissed off too if you got none for literally years.
>It had been a while for you too, come to think of it.
>Some mares were curious about you, a kind of taboo or odd quirk for added fun.
>Then only a casual one night stand here and there.
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>>28812252
>No sooner did your pants hit the ground did Harshwhinny's nose grind into your groin.
>Loud huffs and sniffs from the mare stirred at your loins as she inhaled your scent.
>Harshwhinny's hoof tugged down your shorts to give her access to your growing cock.
>Before it was even full erect, she began to slurp and suck your rod like some kind of seasoned professional.
>Between her expert fellatio and her lewd sounds, your dick was soon throbbing at full mast.
>"About time."
>She turned herself around and braced herself on the bed, her hoof patting on her ass.
>"Well are you going to keep a mare waiting even longer?"
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>>28812264
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>>28813298
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>>28812264
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>>28813930
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>Your rich girlfriend will never let you fuck her mom.
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>>28814725
I don't like infidelity.
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>>28814590
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>>28814887
Sorry that had to happen to you anon.
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>>28816139
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>>28812264
>Damn. She was thirsty for the D.
>You took position behind her, grinding up between that surprisingly supple ass.
>A mare by equivalent pushing her mid-late 30s and no worse for wear than a sex-starved filly.
>Maybe that would make this better.
>She had experience over someone like Fluttershy or Marble Pie.
>So much so that as you moved to adjust you angle, she reached back and grasped your dick with her hoof.
>"It won't matter as much since you're not packing like a stallion, but the last thing I need is your dick hitting my cunt at an awkward angle."
>Did... Did she just say your dick is small?
>"You'll fuck up unless I do it. Hold still."
>It seems more to fuck with your head than to actually help you penetrate her as she bends your cock painfully downward.
>Her hoof releases, letting it bounce and smack her pussy like some sort of phallic riding crop.
>The cougar lets out a lusty groan from the depths of her throat as her juices coat your cock.
>Another firm grasp of your member, and this time it's actually poised to slide into her dripping marehood.
>"Go in, stud."
"I can do this right, if you let me."
>"Have you been stuck in a rut for the last ten years?"
"No?"
>"You'd fuck it up. Now get thrusting before I lose my patience."
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>>28817113
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>>28817113
>Harshwhinny was really trying your patience, but once you shoved yourself forward, it was all worth it.
>You had expected to give her some discomfort on purpose in some form of hollow revenge.
>Instead you had a comfortably snug pussy wrapping around your dick.
>She was hot and moist, but not sloppy.
>It was damn near perfect, truth be told.
>Other mares you fucked had been so tight it was painful or so soaked it was messy.
>Harshwhinny fit the goldilocks demographic.
>Another thought crossed your mind as she wasn't just a lusty filly, she was a mare in estrus.
"This... Isn't risky or something right?"
>Probably a stupid question since you weren't aware of any children you may have sired over the years as you roamed Equestria as the biggest whore on two feet.
>But the number of mares in heat VS the number who were just really aroused for whatever dumb reason to fuel the plot was few and far between.
>"Stop worrying and pump my pussy full of foals before I hold you down and milk them."
>Well alright then. That answers that.
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>>28817551
>>"Stop worrying and pump my pussy full of foals before I hold you down and milk them."
well shit, she aint fucking around
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Don't you die yet.
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>>28819299
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>>28819299
T h i s
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>>28821521
unf
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>>28823213
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>>28816267
Thank you anon. But I still feel the same about it in stories.

;(
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>>28823213
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>>28817551
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Dilf?
Faggot
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>>28825048
Unf
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>>28814887
Somehow the penguin knows how to 4chan.
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>>28788944
>Be at work
>See this while on call
>Holding in laughter
Damn you bastards..
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Any art requests? Lewd will go to Imgur, but try not to be too thirsty,
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>>28829444
There's plenty of mares that need more love in the art department.
My vote would be for Prim Hemline lewd (not humanized, fully pony, though it would be okay with some human-on-pony action), or maybe Stormy Flare.
How specific do you want the requests to be?
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>>28829486
>My vote would be for Prim Hemline lewd
>>28829444
I second this. Prim needs more attention. Solo or human-on-pony action.
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>>28829486
Just of what you would want to see is all. I'm trying to stay away from heavy heavy fetish stuff. More vanilla shit or comfy. like if it can be posted here, I'll do it vanilla.
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>>28829503
>More vanilla shit or comfy.
Not that anon but that works for me for Prim.
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>>28829521
>>28829501
>>28829486
Okay. Prim doing what? Don't shut down now
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>>28829523
I'm about to head back to work where there is no 4chan. Maybe her laying on her side in bed with a seductive look unless the other anon has a better idea. Be back later.
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Requester here
>>28829503
>>28829523
I'm fine with vanilla, not really into all that heavy fetish stuff (aside from maybe a few here and there)

I've always been crazy about art that shows mares presenting themselves, it's so damn Unf-worthy, so maybe have her in estrus doing just that? Maybe in the shower --unless that's too much of a hassle-- looking over her shoulder at the viewer.
Don't make her all lust-crazed and panting though, she should appear more seductive than completely fuck-hungry.
She's a high class lady after all.
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>>28829523
Prem in Anon's embrace, wrapped up in a blanket as she tells him about her day
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>>28825048
You can see some side teat from mrs. sparkle.
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>>28830821
No you can't
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>>28830852
Just in front of the rear right leg, nice curvature for her age.
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>>28831587
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>>28830931
Either you don't know what Side boob is or you're just so desperate to see something that's not there, you literally tricked yourself into seeing it
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>>28832869
I don't mean bare breast.
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>>28832025
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>>28834369
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>>28834881
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>>28835523
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How about this lovely mare?
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>>28836612
She can get it.
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>>28836630

Get what?
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>>28836737
The D.
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>>28829444
Kid!Anon sleeping with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie sandwiching him
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>>28836738

There should be more porn of her.
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>>28837367
True.
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>>28833033
That's what side boob is. it shows the exposed side of breasts. If it's covered it's not sideboob
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>>28838579
Then whatever the fucking term is.
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>>28838614
How old are you that you don't know what the hell "sideboob" is?
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>>28838633
26, I didn't realize there was much of a fucking difference.
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>>28838662
Bruh. little kids know what a sideboob is. Jesus. You must be sheltered
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>>28838747
Fucked up actually, I found 4chan at 14, and /d/ a month later.
>tfw nothing even close to 'normal' gets you hard.
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>>28838760
I also just realized I have spent nearly half my fucking life on this shit heap of a site.

Where did my life go wrong?
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>>28841054
I would run my tongue from her teats to her tail dock. UNF
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>>28838771
*go right?
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>>28841116
Sounds wonderful, but how will you ever be able to stop once you've started?
But then again, would you ever really want to stop?
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b u m p
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>>28842170
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>>28781619
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>>28849277
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>>28852072
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>>28852072
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Nips' new girl, whom is actually an old gal and an old prostitute.
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Bumping with an NSFW/NSFH pastebin. http://pastebin.com/TaJZh820
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>>28856829
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>>28856829
Same
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I know you guys probably don't really care about the hows, but I feel like I need to give you an explanation for the lack of updates.

To make it short and simple, between general laziness, exams, and some pretty important family matters, my writing has lost a lot of momentum and I haven't been able to properly set an schedule for me to sit my ass down and write.

Basically, I been having an... interesting month. Hopefully I can get back into the scheme of things when either stuff goes back to normal or vacations start, whichever happens first.
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I gonna fuck the bump.
>Bump the pony
>She was a lonely mare
>Suddenly anon rape her
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>>28781630

Ideas for stories (anthro or not)

> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
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>>28860506
Good ideas.
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>>28860506
>Be random dirty Earth Pony
>Be betrothed to teen Flurry Heart
>For no damn reason other than she likes you
>Not to mention that you're a child.
>Cadance believes she inherited her foal-fiddling fetish.
>Doesn't give a crap and just lets her enact her fetishes onto you
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>>28860506

>That 3rd idea

Can we include Aunt Orange?
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>>28862576
More Milfs? who could say no?
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Running pony pig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLVeHZ0472s
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>>28788944
Fucking brilliant Anon
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>>28863053

And they talk about how their husbands are in bed.
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>>28863489
>NTR
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>>28863851

Would you read it?
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>>28863938
No.
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>>28864003

Why not?
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>>28864080
Not the same anon, but I would read it if it was a colt involved
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>>28860506
More ideas

> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
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>>28864824

Someone do it.

I'd do it, but I'm not talented enough.
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>>28866326
And even more ideas
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.
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>>28797453
>Be Anon, the only green human in a world of pastel-coloured talking horses.
>Okay, I got you started. Build on this.
Do you WANT him to write shit?
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>bump
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>>28863053

And Mrs. Cake. Don't forget her.
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I bet Cloudy Quartz would have a bit of muscle tone from working on the rock farm.
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>>28867534
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>>28869550
I want a nice green of Flitter and Rumble.
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Why aren't there any fics with a MILF Six?
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>>28869782
You mean like one of the mane 6 as a milf?
There is that one about Rarity/Sweetie Belle/Kid Anon that Yeepz wrote
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>>28870427
Maybe he meant the Mane 6 moms?
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>>28868587
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>ShotAnon come in equestria.
> He want meet his heroines, the Mane6, but they are out for a friendship mission
"Damn, like in a bad fanfic, I could meet myfavorite characters, but not. I'm so sad
> start to cry
> Twilight Velvet see the cute green kid
> "Hi child, all ok? are you lost?"
> ShotAnon tell her all
> Velvet listen very well, but also stare the cute little boy. So yummy
>" mmm... I'm very sorry that my Twilight and her friends aren't here... but I must meet my friends this day. You can join us... if you don't mind to go out with a group of older ladies"
> she smile maternally, but also very alluring
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>>28872699
>dat thigh gap
Dude what.
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>>28873040
lol, it's the first pic of Velvet MILF that I found XD
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>>28872699
>Anthro

So this is no longer banned?
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>>28873198
Is it banned? (yep, I'm a noob, sorry)
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>>28873198
Yet I get a warning for posting Queen Haydon, even though she's a canon character (in the comics only though). Also wasn't aware that gargoyles were considered anthro.
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>>28873282
Thanks... i think it's pretty nosense (sure for a SFW pic), but I will use human or pony next time
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>>28871861
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>>28873872
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>>28781619
>cucking Igneous
hot desu
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>>28869627
I'll see what I can do later tonight... But don't hold me to this.
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>>28877482
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>>28876293
Got like 2k words so far
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>>28872699

Continue

> start to walk and chat together
> you thinked that all the old ladies are all boring and ugly, but Mrs Velvet are really funny and very cute
> you often pick her nice rumb, and your cheeks become red
> “All okay, Anon- dear?”
> You say yes, but she understand what happening… and giggle
> “yep, still got it”
> you blush deeply, but she smile and giggle
> “don’t worry… all the ladies love some attention… attention from good and educate gentlemen, of course”
> you and Velvet arrive to a pub
> it’s early, there is only a group, and you can identify all the women sit around the table
> Cloudy Quartz, Cookie Crumbles, Mrs. Shy, Aunt Orange and Firefly
> [Note: Firefly is Rainbow Dash Mom, so all the Mane6 have an equivalent MILF]
> “Velvet, you are late… and who is the brat?” say Firefly
> Velvet say the group all the story
> You could se the mothers stare each other, and smile intriguing
> “Oooh, poor baby” say Cookie “All alone in Equestria and You can’t meet our daughters!”
> she hug you very strong, and her big bosom that start to choke your little face
> “Cookie Crumbles, stop it, you could kill the youngster” say seriously Cloudy Quartz “and we haven’t yet enjoyed is company.”
> Ms. Shy blush, and Aunt Orange giggle
> “Cloudy is right” say Velvet “The Free Day is just started, and we want a traumatize boy…”
> “… don’t yet” say quietly Aunt Orange with a refined smile

p.s. sorry my bad english, it's not my first language .
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Here we go. I call this one "The Prettiest Mare in the World"

>Be Flitter.
>Be carrying one gently snoozing Rumble up to his room.
>He barely even made it through the first half hour of the movie…
>And he’d been wanting to watch it too!
>Which was great since it was your favorite movie.
>Ever since you told him about Filly in the City when you foalsat him last weekend all he wanted was for you to bring a coy to watch together.
>Really the movie is a bit (very) girly, but it was adorable how much he wanted to watch it, so you brought it over this time.
>Too bad he was so exhausted from school and after class flight training.
>Quietly you make your way to his room, glancing over the familiar family portraits that hung on the walls.
>Some were of Rumble’s parents, others of his smoking hot brother Thunder Lane, and of course a few of the cutie himself among other group shots.
>You’d been foalsitting Rumble every weekend since his Thunder Lane moved out a few years back.
>It was really like clockwork. His parents always left around 8PM and got back at 1AM.
>Celestial knows what they did on their “date night” but they always had the widest smiles when they got back.
>Eventually you’re able to tip-hoof to his room.
>A terrific mess that only an 8 year old foal can create.
>Trying not to stub your hoof on any of the literally hundreds of small objects strewn about the floor you ease up to his bed, and deposit the sleeping lump of gray fur.
>You’d have taken a moment to admire just how cute he was if there was any light in the room.
>Instead you swiftly and quietly exit his bedroom, closing the door behind you.
“Huuuuhhhh ahhhhhhh”
>You let out a long sigh, letting your wings sag a bit.
“Well now what…” You whisper to yourself.
>You’d already watched the rest of the movie, mind you with a sleeping foal pressed against your rump.
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>>28878790
In that case.
One.
>>28873156
Was that you? And if so i hope that 'XD' was you just ACTING like a newfag. If not word from the wise, don't use 'lol, xD, Rofl" or anything like that.
Two.
If you are having too much trouble with English. Just ask someone too spell cheack for you. I'm sure some Anon will be willing to help. Otherwise i like the story so far.
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>>28878874
>Checking the wall clock it’s only 10.
>Looks like you get to have another one of ~those~ nights.
>A devious smirk makes it’s way across your muzzle.
>Stretching your wings you flutter over to the wall of portraits.
>Swishing your mane out of your eyes you spy your prize.
>A portrait of a slightly younger Thunder Lane, back when he was your age.
>It’s just one of him smiling, propped up on some statue.
>But what made it special to you was in this one you could get a full view of his sheathed cock.
>It had you practically drooling from more than just your mouth.
>Without haste you grab the portrait off the wall and fly back upstairs.
>You’d done this a few times before, and you’d found the best place for you to do your business was in the bathroom tub.
>You could get as messy as you wanted in there and still clean up easy.
>Too bad the only bathroom with a tub was the one a few doors down from Rumble’s room, but it’ll have to do.
>It had been a few years since your first heat, but it seemed to only be getting more powerful every time it hit.
>The first time it really hit you was one of the first times you foalsat rumble.
>It was torture waiting for him to go to sleep before you could even hope to unleash your pent up frustration.
>It was also the time you first spotted that picture of Thunder Lane.
>That Luna damn picture that you were currently staring so longingly into.
>Oneday you might have a stallion like him fill you with pleasure and love…
>Oneday…
>You lean back in the tub, letting your body relax a moment before you get to work.
“But you’re a stallion… and I’m just a silly filly…” You sigh to yourself, sinking further back.
“I’m such a silly filly for wanting you…”
>You’re 16.
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>>28878875
>ask someone to spell cheack for you.
Did i really fuck up check?
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>>28878876
>Slowly your hoof works down your belly.
>You close your eyes and imagine Thunder Lane behind you.
>You imagine that your hoof is his as you graze over your perky teats.
>You feel yourself wink as a little juice escapes your expectant slit.
“D-don’t tease me…” You whisper
>Your hoof slides over your slit in a long arc.
>Taking a deep breath you imagine feeling his growing cock beneath you.
>You start rubbing your pussy more, coating your hoof in slick, musky, fluids.
“P-play with my clit, it feels so good Thunder…”
>With your free hoof you hold your labia open, giving your other hoof easier access to your sensitive flesh.
>Increasing your pace you’re now making an audible schlicking sound as your breathing becomes more labored.
“Yah… y-yahh, just like…. Thhhaaaat.”
>You arch your head backwards, losing all thought except for Thunder Lane jilling you off.
>Your clit starts winking faster as your hoof works you up to your climax.
>You can feel you just on the edge, you work your hoof faster, literally clopping your pussy off.
>You’re so intent on reaching your climax that you don’t even hear the door open.
>But what you do hear is…
>”M-Miss Flitter… can I… ummm use the bathroom please?”
>Your eyes shoot open as you hit your climax.
>You meekly eep and groan as marecum pours out your vag.
>Right before the eyes of Rumble.
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>>28878878
>Be Rumble.
>Be groggy and with a full bladder.
>Be staring at Miss Flitter peeing everywhere in the bath tub.
“Can I pee in the tub too?”
>She doesn’t respond. His face still looks blank.
“O-or maybe I’ll use the toilet…”
>Still nothing.
“Miss Flitter?”
>”Ughhh y-yah, just um… just go.”
>Shakily she gets out of the tub, her tail still soaked.
>You happen to take a sniff as she tries to walk past you.
>Sure doesn’t smell like pee…
>But that’s irrelevant, you’ve gotta pee, and pee you do!
>You also happen to notice the picture of your brother Miss Flitter forgot.
>You pick it up in your teeth, and proceed out the door.
>You’re devastated by what you see.
>Flitter is curled up in a ball outside the bathroom door sobbing to herself.
>You drop the picture and run to her side.
“M-Miss Flitter, what’s wrong?”
>She turns away and mutters to herself.
>”N-nothing”.
>You try to give her a hug, but she nudges you away.
“Was it because I saw you pee in the tub? Don’t tell Mom, but I do that all the time too. It’s ok.”
>That garnered a little chuckle from her, but little else.
“Is it my brother….? You had a picture of him in there… You dropped it. Here.”
>You place the picture of you brother near one of her violet hooves.
>Finally she sits back up on her haunches, and gives the picture a look.
>More tears roll down her face as she looks at it.
>”You’re really thoughtful… and sweet. Thanks.”
>You smile at her a bit, but soon become curious.
“Why did you have that picture of my brother in the bathroom anyway Miss Flitter?”
>She sighs, and a few more tears roll off her muzzle onto the ground.
“B-because I like to imagine us together…”
>You cock your head.
“Together like Mom and Dad?”
>A little smirk crosses her face, but fades fast.
>”Heh, kind of… but well… yah.”
>Scrunching your muzzle in confusion you have to ask.
“So why aren’t you then?”
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>>28878879
>This causes her to shed a few more tears as a new round of shivers wracks her body.
>”B-because he-he’s a big strong stallion…. And I’m… I’m just a silly, ugly, good for nothing filly! I-I’ll never mean anything to him!”
>She was sobbing again, and you didn’t know what to do… so you did the only thing you could.
>You hugged her and tried to sooth her.
>This time she let you hug her.
>Pressing your face into her soft side, she let her wing rest over your head, keeping you close.
>Eventually after a few minutes she calmed down again.
>Just long enough for you to think of the perfect words to make her feel better.
>Pulling away, you speak up a bit, timidly at first.
“M-miss Flitter…”
>”Please… just Flitter… I don’t deserve the Miss.”
“Ummm Flitter… I-I’m sorry I walked into the bathroom… but I ummm I wanted to tell you that you’re the prettiest, smartest, most awesome mare I know.”
>Something hitched in her throat as you said that.
>You really hoped she wouldn’t start crying again.
>But instead she just turned her tear soaked face toward you.
>Her big, purple, bloodshot eyes were staring into yours with a compassion you’d never seen before.
>”Y-you really think I’m a pretty mare?”
>She’s smiling again, this is good. Keep it up Rumble!
“Yah!” You pip up.
“You’re the prettiest mare I know!”
>Flitter blushes a little.
>”You really are the sweetest pony ever Rumble.”
>She leans toward you, her face merely centimeters from yours.
>You look into her great big, caring, eyes as she swiftly pecks you on the lips.
>”Well I think you’re one handsome gentlecolt.”
>Freezing, your whole face goes red.
>The prettiest mare in the whole world just gave you a kiss.
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>>28878882
>Be Flitter.
>Be torn up inside.
>You just had the absolute most embarrassing thing ever happen to you!
>And to top it all off it brought up all your insecurities.
>Your less than pretty face that you try to draw attention away from with your big pink bow.
>That you’re constantly drooling over a pony who will never love you.
>That you’re so pathetic you’re clopping off to a family portrait.
>That you’ve never even been touched by a stallion.
>That this damn heat is still eating up your loins.
>And that you’re such a filly that all you could do was curly up and cry when Rumble walked in on you.
>You really are the worst pony ever.
>But then Rumble, dear Rumble, he just didn’t care… He wanted to help me… he called you the ‘prettiest mare in the world’.
>He called you a mare, not a filly.
>And something about that made you feel so desperately hot inside.
>Currently he was still frozen with a blush so hot you could feel it.
>Blinking away any tears left, you can’t help but giggle at the adorable scene in front of you.
“You ok Rumble?” Poking him on the shoulder.
>He replies in the dreamiest tone.
>”Yaaahhhhhh~”
“Heh ok Rumble, so how about time for bed?”
>This gets him to shake off his stupor.
>But he can’t get rid of the blush.
>You give him a little look before he speaks.
>”Ummmm Flitter… I don’t want to go to bed…. But… could you… ummm… do that again?”
>This catches you somewhat off guard.
“What…? Like me kiss you again?”
>He looks up in excitement at you.
>”Yah! Please? T-that was like my first kiss… Can we please?”
>Something inside you melt a little from his puppy dog eyes and the heat consuming your lower half.
>Probably your reservations about kissing the foal you’re supposed to be foalsitting.
>You couldn’t say no really.
“Well ok… just close your eyes ok.”
>”Really! Ok!” The excitement in his voice was too much for you.
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>>28878886
>He pinched his eyes shut, and sat motionless waiting for you.
>As you moved you head down to his level a thought crossed your mind.
>Where you really about to do this?
>He’s only 8! And you’re like 16!
>But also… you hadn’t kissed anypony but your sister… once… on a dare... three years ago.
>Your body longed for physical contact like this.
>So with a tender motion you placed your lips against his.
>He didn’t move at all, frozen.
>But you felt like enjoying this a little.
>You placed a hoof behind his head, and ran it through his messy bed-mane
>He was so soft, so warm, you had to do more.
>Shifting your head to the side a bit, you parsed your lips.
>He didn’t. Still frozen.
>After a few second you pull away, breathing heavy.
>He is just as frozen as before, eyes still tightly shut.
>You can’t help but giggle some more at how cute he’s being.
“Oh Rumble~ You can open your eyes now.”
>Slowly he peeks them open, and is greeted with your smiling face.
“Sooo how did you like your second kiss?”
>He takes a second to let out his breath.
>”It was… SO AWESOME!”
“Really? Well, try opening your mouth next time.”
>”Opening my wha-“
>Really he is too easy.
>You pounce on him, locking muzzles.
>His eyes wide in shock, he’s starting to freeze up again.
>You won’t let that happen this time though.
>You force your tongue into his mouth, searching for his.
>As you do his eyes are a mix of confusion and pleasure.
>Though as you find his tongue, and start playing with it, his eyes soon close.
>You aren’t any good at kissing, but you don’t care.
>You sloppily make out on the floor.
>As you do you grind your equally sloppy marehood all over his chest, coating him in your musky love juice.
>After a minute or two of sloppy making out and grinding you relent, releasing the overstimulated foal.
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>>28878889
“Heh… sorry… I just got carried away…”
>He’s breathing deeply, but looks back up to you with the dumbest smile.
>It’s at this moment you notice a warm poke to your rump.
>Backing off the gray foal you’re delighted to see his little member beginning to work its way out of its sheath.
>Another devious smile crosses your face
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>>28878893
>Be Rumble.
>Be in literal heaven.
>The prettiest mare in the world just kissed you so many times, and soooo hard!
>This is definitely the best day of your life.
>You feel so amazing you’re starting to feel warm all over.
>And you feel kinda weird too.
>You lean forward to find a few kinda weird things too.
>First is that your chest is all sticky and smelly.
>Second is that your wiener is getting all big and hard again.
>This doesn’t happen often… only when you clean it a lot in the bath…
>But this isn’t bath time.
>And Flitter really is looking at it.
>She looks back up at your face, smiling a lot.
>”Rumble… can I lick your cock?”
“My what?”
>”Just let me show you~”
>Her head starts to move toward your wiener.
“Ummmm OHHHHhhhhHHH~~~”
>Your head flails back as you feel a soft, warm, wet appendage circle the tip of your wien-err cock.
>You feel you the strangest tickling sensation ever jolt through your lower half.
>You want to giggle, moan, and scream all at the same time.
>But all you can manage is a series of noises all in-between.
>You’re not forming any coherent words, and your mind is racing.
>What’s happening, why’s Flitter licking your pee place, and why does it feel so weird.
>Finally a moment of relief comes when Flitter stops licking your stiff cock.
>She looks up into your eyes with such loving passion.
>Your cock is resting on her muzzle, and you feel every tingling cool breath in and hot moist breath out.
>You shiver.
>”How does it feel?”
>You try to make words.
“Ughhhh Ummmmm…”
>But again you’re cut off with pleasure.
>You watch as you try to answer.
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>>28878897
>In one motion Flitter wraps her lips around your meat and dives down to your balls.
>You arch your back as this new, enveloping, ecstasy hits you.
>She spends a moment with you entirely in her mouth, tongue swishing around your head.
>In that moment your mind has been sent to the moon and back.
>This doesn’t feel weird anymore, it feels unbelievably good!
>And like that she bobs her head back up to your tip, and down again.
>You are literally floating now, all your limbs relaxed and out stretched.
>Every time she bobs up your muscles contract, and as she bobs down they release.
>You swear this goes on forever.
>But soon enough you feel her bob off your cock with a little pop sound.
>And suddenly your dick feels very cold.
>You look up, full of wonder at the worlds prettiest mare.
>Her mane was hanging down over her eyes, and her bow was out of place.
>Her eyes looked hungry, and her blush was deep.
>“I was wondering, Rumble… Do you want to know what a mare looks like… up close?”
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>>28878900
>Be Flitter.
>And be hot as all get out.
>And be staring at the rock hard cock of Rumble, currently coated in your saliva.
>You didn’t know how long he might last, and you ~really~ wanted to do this next part.
>In the silkiest, most alluring voice you can muster.
“Sooooo~ Do you?”
>His purple eyes shown with a fire only a foal discovering their sexuality could.
>”Y-yes!” Is all he can blurt out.
“Good! Now scoot over a little.”
>Sitting yourself down with your back against the wall you spread your legs.
>You direct Rumble to sit right between your legs, staring at your sopping nethers.
>Though there’s just one problem, Rumble is looking away.
“Rumble I want you to look at this.” You say, holding your vag open.
>”B-but Mom said it’s rude to stare…”
>He’s literally the cutest.
“She only meant that it’s rude to stare at mares who don’t want you to look… I want you to look, silly.”
>You put a hoof under his chin, and turn his head toward you.
>His eyes almost immediately dart down to your teats.
“Whoa… I’ve never been so close before.”
>You take his hoof in yours.
>Gently you place his hoof on your teats.
“Go ahead, you can feel them.”
>You shudder as he takes your offer, and begins massaging his hoof between your two little ladies.
>”Whoa… their so squishy! And the middles are so hard…”
>He circles his hoof around one of you your hardening nipples with such fascination, he completely misses your pussy wink at him.
>You are just content watching the fascinated foal play with you like nopony had ever done before.
>You actually hadn’t expected it to feel this good.
>Normally you never played with your teats… but having somepony else do it for you… just felt so tingly! Like little sparks of magic in your nipples.
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>>28878904
>But that was nothing, and your body was calling out for more.
>Taking your hoof, you remove Rumble’s from your teats.
“Ok now Rumble. Ready for your lesson on mares?”
>Looking up to you he nods vigorously.
“Good, now this is the labia.”
>You trace the outer folds of your pussy oh so gently.
>Rumble watches with rapt attention.
>Suddenly you shiver a little as you wink once.
>”Whoa what was that!”
>Rumble leans closer, looking for the mysterious pink dot that just popped in and out of your pussy.
>He was so close actually that his breath made you shiver and wink again.
>”What is it Flitter?”
>Regaining your composure you answer.
“That is my clitoris or clit for short. It’s the most sensitive part of a mare.”
>You use both hooves to hold open your vagina for Rumble to see.
“Ok, now see that big pink button at the top? That’s it. Try licking it.”
>”Licking it… ewwwww, but why?”
>Rumble takes a sniff and makes a face.
>”And it smells weird too!”
>You look him in the eyes, and give him a reassuring gaze.
“It will feel really good if you do. Like when I put your cock in my mouth. And it’ll taste good if you do.”
>”R-really?”
>His eyes were nervous, but you just gave him that reassuringly warm smile.
“Really.”
>He took another look at your wettening neathers, and back a you.
>”Okay.”
“Good, you’re a brave stallion Rumble.”
>As he tentatively lowered his face toward you, you took the chance to brace yourself.
>You had no idea what to expect. If just your teats were so excited from being touched by another… what could this mean for your clit?
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>>28878908
>Just as you finished that thought, Rumble showed you exactly what it would feel like with a single, hesitant lick.
“Sweet Celestia! Oh My!” You shouted
>Immediately Rumble jumped back, frightened by your reaction.
>”F-flitter… are you ok?”
>Panting you beckon him back with a hoof.
“I’m more than ok, that was amazing! Can you do it again?”
>Reassured now, Rumble retook his position between your thighs.
>Right before he went back he looked at you again.
>”It tasted salty.”
>And went back and started licking your winking clit again.
>Grinding your teeth you fought to keep your body from flailing everywhere in sheer ecstasy.
>This was better than anything you could imagine.
>Every single lick brought you to the edge so much faster than you hoof.
>You should probably warn him what comes next, but buck it all. This feels too good to stop him
“Rumble! Rumble, d-don’t s-stoAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHAHH!!!”
>Your back arches involuntarily as the most intense orgasm you’ve ever experiences surges through your body.
>You can feel so much of your sex fluids flowing from your vag.
>And you can still feel Rumble trying to suck on your madly winking clit.
>He really is the best!
>After a few more seconds your spasms die down.
“R-rumble, y-you can stop… now…”
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>>28878912
>Be Rumble.
>And be muzzle deep in the prettiest mare in the world.
>And be covered in her sticky, smelly, tasty fluids.
>She really was right, it tasted really good once you got over how salty it was.
>And you don’t really know what happened just then.
>But you heard her say to stop, so you obliged.
>With your mouth free you can now ask her what your mind was asking you.
“What happened?
>Panting heavily, Flitter tries to look you in the eye.
>”T-that was an – an orgasm, Rumble. A really good one too!”
>This only confuses you more.
“What’s an orgasm?”
>She takes another breath, and sits back up against the wall, letting her body rest.
>”An orgasm is a wonderful feeling you get from having your sex bits stimulated a lot.”
>You think for a moment.
“Oh I see… so your clit is a sex part… and is my wiener a sex part?”
>She smiles warmly at you again.
>”Yes Rumble your right.”
“Did I have an orgasm then… is that why you stopped earlier?”
>She’s giggling again.
>”No, you would have known… I just wanted to save your first orgasm for later is all.”
>You’re starting to become impatient at the idea.
“So is it time, can I have mine now?”
>”Heh, no no, not quite yet, there’s still one more part to the lesson I want to show you.”
>You stick out your bottom lip in a pout.
“Awww really.”
>”Don’t worry, it will be very worth it. Now look here…”
>Flitter again directs your attention to her now very wet, and twitching pussy.
>Using both hooves she spreads her lower lips for you again, but much wider than before.
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>>28878913
>You can see the walls of her vaginal track expanding and contracting at a very regular pace.
>Occasionally her clit will wink.
>You have to stop yourself from trying to suckle it again.
>”Ok now, how well can you see inside me?”
“Ummm… pretty good I think.”
>”Good, now do you see a pink disk of skin an inch or two inside me?”
>You look deeper into her pussy, and lo and behold, there is a piece of thin skin in the middle of her vaginal canal.
“Yah, I see it.”
>You take the opportunity and steal a lick along her inner walls and up her clit.
>You relish the flavor as Flitter gives a little moan and shiver.
>”Ohhhhh~ heh, yah, anyway that piece of skin is my hymen… I want you to break it.”
>You pause, your face only a few inches from her sopping marehood.
>She want’s you to what…
>Why…
>How…
>But she continues before you can speak.
>”I want you to put your cock inside me and break my hymen. Then you can orgasm.”
>You look up to her curiously.
“W-won’t it hurt?”
>Her reassuring smile wavers for a split second.
>”W-well they say it won’t… as much… if I’m properly lubed… which I am very… so probably not.”
“Ummm… Okay… So how do I do this?”
>You sit with your erect cock between your legs, occasionally twitching on it’s own accord.
>”Here, just rest your belly on mine.”
>She pulls you forward a bit, so that her teats are pressing up into your chest.
>”Ok now I need you to line the head of your cock up with the entrance to my vagina.”
>Looking down between your legs and her teats you attempt to wiggle your head to her lips.
>You stop when you feel her clit wink against the head of your cock.
>”Ok now I need you to look into my eyes, and thrust your hips so you go inside me. Think you can handle it?”
“Y-yah, just one second.”
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>>28878916
>With a final adjustment of your hips you feel the very top tip of your penis being kissed by her rhythmic winking.
>You look one more time into her big purple eyes, and she gives you a little nod.
>Determined you thrust your hips forward.
>Her breath hitches.
>You feel as the tip of your cock pushes past her outer lips, finding refuge in the warm embrace of her outer vaginal canal.
>It feels so good; you have maybe a third of your little cock inside her.
>”Y-you need to go deeper, keep thrusting.”
>You obey and push your hips further forward.
>You can feel her getting tighter as you go before your progress is stopped by a sudden blockage.
>”T-that’s i-it! Pull back and thrust really h-hard Rumble!”
>Again obeying, you take a small step back, pulling out until just your tip was inside Flitter.
>Then you rush forward with all your might.
>”OHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCELESTIABUCKBUCKBUCKITHURTS!!!
>You can feel the blockage be torn apart as your hips smack against Flitter’s.
>Instinctively you try to pull out of the shouting mare, but her legs lock you inside of her.
>Though gritted teeth Flitter tries to speak
>”D-don’t pull OOOOoooout!
>Concerned, you look down to where your bodies are joined.
>You can see, between her winking clit and your rod there is a little bit of blood mixed with her fluids dripping from her vag.
“B-but you’re bleeding!”
>Under her breath you hear Flutter moan
>”They didn’t say it would hurt this bad…”
>Before she speaks up.
>”Just start pumping!?”
“Really?”
>”YES!”
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>>28878918
>Obediently you begin to buck your hips back and forth in no real pace.
>Each time you pump out of Flitter she takes a breath, and each time you pump in she grits her teeth.
>After a minute you had found a nice rhythm, and Flitter had begun to really start enjoying it.
>As you pounded in to her she began to moan more.
>”Ohhhh YAAAAHHHHh ohhhh Rumble… buck me, buck me harder, HARDER!”
>And so you did.
>You thrust in and out of her sopping, winking, wreck of a pussy faster and faster.
>Soon you began to feel an odd sensation well up inside you.
>It felt almost like you needed to pee…
>But it felt so much better…
>Your tongue had long since lolled out of your mouth, but this felt like it would bring you back to earth.
>You had to tell Flitter.
“F-Flitter, I… I feel like I’m going to explode!”
>”HAAAHAAAOHHHH GOOOOD, DOOOAHHHH DOOO IT! E-EXPLODE INSIDE MEEEEE”
>As she said this you could feel her inner walls clamp down all around your cock.
>It was just too much for you, and you let loose.
>You exploded inside her as she gushed love fluids all over your crotch.
>You keep trying to thrust though, but with each thrust you feel yourself becoming drained.
>In just a few seconds you find yourself collapsed on top of Flitter’s heavily panting chest.
>Through your afterglow you can hear Flitter say one more thing to you.
>”THAT was an orgasm!”
>You smile, and fall asleep on top of the prettiest mare I the world.

And there you have it folks. Hope y'all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Here's the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Mw52iCSn
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>>28878875
Thanks for the info, I'm new, but not fag
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>>28879084
Being new automatically makes you a fag, but you'll always be a fag if you browse this board so it doesn't matter too much. Just try not to act like one and you'll fit in.
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>>28781619
Twilight's mom has got it goin' on
Twilight's mom has got it goin' on
Twilight's mom has got it goin' on
Twilght's mom has got it goin' on

Twilight, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the books (hang by the books)
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>>28781619
Bump
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>>28878921
He returns!
Thank you for the greens, it was hot and delicious!
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>>28880511
It's what I like to do m8. Does Viral or Yeepz still write? Also did Viral ever finish his one story Too Young Too Fast?
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>>28881063
Yeepz sadly lost the drive to keep writing. He said he might still lurk here from time to time and maybe resume if he ever regained his passion, but for now he's either gone or silent (or at least doesn't namefag anymore).
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>>28881684
Dang, that guy was very prolific, and his writing had become very good by the end of his career.
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>>28882655
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>>28881063
Viral might be actually dead. Went on a vacation to shitholistan europe and hasn't spoken sense
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>>28884114
The dude is Finnish if I remember correctly. Where'd he go?
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>>28884148
He said he was going on vacation after losing family. Forgot the country, but it was not good to the other anons.
He never posted after that. and I drew for Viral-senpai too...
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>>28884148
Oh and here http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27455882/#q27531713
>Leaving tomorrow for vacay in Croatia with my family, and I won't be back until the end of next week.
>Here's hoping our plane isn't shot down or hijacked during the flight.
>If I survive the beaches, sun, food and drinks, >I'll see you when I get back and I'll pick up where I left off.

Link to last post: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27455882/#27535014
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>>28884426
Last post is from June 2nd...
>RIP Viral

In all reality though I just hope he is fine out there somewhere. But damn it's been nearly half a year. Where's he at?!
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Rumble gets all the mares
>https://derpibooru.org/1296710
>nsfw
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Boop
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>>28885217
H-hot
You are giving me ideas man.
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>>28885860
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>>28886165
Such is the ancient pact between anons and writers. We try to give you ideas, you try to give us boners.
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>>28887128
Yah man. Really I just like giving people boners and making them cum[\spoiler]

My dream is for a drawfag to oneday make an illustration of a scene from one of my fics.
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bumpo
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>>28888229
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>>28889145
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So does anyone plan on adding some green? I plan on trying to write something for >>28885217 over the weekend... but in the meantime some other green might be nice.
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>>28892039
I'm depressed (lazy).
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>>28892044
As am I. That is why I write.
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>>28892061
I lack motivation to do many things right now. Even vidya and pone is getting hard to do.

I hope after I have a job I will be able to find it in me to write erotic fan fiction about a children's cartoon again.
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>>28892082
I hope the best for you m8.
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>>28891065
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>>28885860
>>28886615
>>28888229
>>28889145
>>28889910
>>28891065
>>28892595
>bump general
Just let it die peacefully already, you artists.
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>>28892681
Just when a writefriend has returned?
I think not.
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I want to satisfy her in ways her faggot husband can't.
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>>28893382
Same desu.
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>>28893201
I really hope you're not talking about me, senpai.
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>>28893655
You're not planing on leaving, are you?
I missed you...
And you're the senpai, senpai
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>>28894141
Not yet, but it's never wise to expect me to write. Thank you mate
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BUMP
FOR
RUMPS
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>Cuddling in the night
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>>28893382
> N T R
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>>28893382
I want to fuck that pair of little cupcakes at the same time, added bonus for doing it in front of Fluttershy.
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>>28893382
I don't like you.
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>>28896252
>You are kid anon
>Only friend of filly Fluttershy (besides RD)
>She talks of you to her mother a lot... In a dreamy way.
>Flutter's mom wants to know know if you'd be a good colt friend to her daughter.
>She requires a ~thorough~ inspection of you.
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>>28897965
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>>28899159
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>>28898267
ok, but when does her dad joins in?
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>>28898267
You're doing things to my penis.

>>28899971
Dammit, this scenario does things to my penis too!
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>>28899971
I dunno. He may be used to demonstrate various sex acts.
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>>28902452
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This is age difference right?
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>>28903418
Works for me. Luna looks pretty young there and my weenie approves.
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>>28797314
These file names...
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>>28901584
I have an insatiable urge to fuck Babs in her chubby ass.
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>>28903438
>DT
>Filthy Rich and Spoiled Rich split, Spoiled Rich takes custody of Diamond Tiara to spite Filthy
>Sees Anon as prime younger target as rebound and also for additional spite
>Tries to get her daughter to call Anon "Dad"
>Anon realizes too late that he's nipples-deep in some broken family bullshit
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>>28903418
>My sister just kissed me
>That was not a sisterly kiss
>Where did this chewing gum come from?
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>>28904682
>And why do I want to do it again...
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Some love for drunk mom?
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>>28905803
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>>28904667
>He fucks the daughter to make family more broken.
>Treats the daughter better than her family has ever done.
>The daughter wants this stranger over her family.
>The family is in ruins as Anon fucks Tiara every night.
>They die, she gets inheritance. Richest stranger ever.
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>>28907672
>Anon treats her with kindness
>Doesn't freak out over little mistakes
>Shows that he cares about her further than making him look fatherly in public
>Shows her that he won't leave if she isn't perfect
>Becomes a better father than both of her parents combined
>One evening, months into his and Spoiled's marriage, Diamond Tiara purposefully calls him daddy
>Anon responds with a hug
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>>28907716
This works too, but they still should fuck right?
To get back at her shit parents? Anon takes here away to an exotic location, an island or hidden cloud village. Once they are passed on, she gets money.
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>>28907784
>Anon and Diamond hug it out
>This lasts until Diamond stops crying and mumbling into his neck
>Anon can't quite hear what she's saying, but he picks up words like "daddy", "love" and "sorry"
>All he can do is hold her as tightly as he can and gently rock her back and forth
>By the time she quiets down, Anon is sure she's fallen asleep
>He gets up carefully and starts carrying her to her room
>Just as he's about to place her down on her bed, she whispers into his ear
>"So are we still gonna fuck, or what?"
>Anon responds by pressing a kiss onto the top of her head
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>>28907869
you fucking adorable qt softie. This is why we aren't allowed to have lewd things.
Also, congrats Age Difference, this is the fastest I have seen you respond or posted.
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>>28907886
Sorry, Anon, I was just going along with it. I would be satisfied with pure, non-lewd fatherly feels between Anon and Diamond Tiara. I mean, lewd would be nice too, but I'd be perfectly happy with Dad-Anon and Diamond Tiara.
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I want Spoiled Rich so bad. She is so fucking hot.
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>>28908018
>"You like'em, kid? 5 bits and you can take a photograph."
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>>28901584
>ever doing anything except anal with Babs

heresy
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>>28908394
Not even if she asked? How else are you pretend to impregnate the filly in heat?
How else are you suppose to cool down her heat?
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>>28908456
Through her ass
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>>28908707
Now your just being an ASS. man.
I would do any hole she asked.
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>>28909087
Her facial expression says "I'm cheering on my successful child and waving around a limp pompom"

The title says "I'm super excited about shoving my hoof down my child's gaping anus while I whip them with this crop."
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>>28909116
Whoa, okay... I just thought it looked something like "I really love this part!"
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>>28909213
Mrs. Harshwhinny wouldn't get that excited over anything that didn't involve her child being incredibly successful or presenting itself to her. She'd make a terrible mother. Always in and out of the house on business trips, never responding to an "I love you" with one of her own... Not noticing when her foal stops telling her that it loves her because it knows that she won't say it back
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>>28909511
That's really depressing dude...
So who will the child turn to as a surrogate parent to show it the deep "love" it desires?
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>>28909634
ikr? It's like I'm back in the /mom/ thread.
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>>28910582
>Anon and Berry hook up
>Years pass and "Buy me a drink and I'll let you pet me" becomes her way to telling Anon that she wants a cuddle
>One day, Berry Pinch reaches up her tiny forelegs to Anon in the universal "uppies?" gesture and asks him, "buy me a drink?"
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>>28903438
I wonder if stronk filly likes it rough. She's obviously very strong, but can she take the love of a fully grown human male with her small figure?
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>>28911150
The better question is could a fully grown human's body take the love of stronk filly?
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>>28911165
Finding a test subject willing to die by filly love making shouldn't be hard, right? And it can be filmed for future generations to see.
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>>28911186
Maybe it would be easy to trick her. Just say that a human cock can grant you normal strength after so many sessions with it. Yet its the best way to enjoy the filly and possibly get her addicted to cocks. After a year or so of sessions, she doesn't care about being a normal pony anymore, she just want your cock.
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>>28914921
Y'know, it may just be me, but I don't think that lying about that to someone who can lift a school the same way most people lift an empty cardboard box is a good idea.
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>>28914983
She's a filly who is desperate to be normal. You remember how desperate the cmc were about cutie marks?
Don't you want to make her feel normal as you two fuck? Say that the sessions only make her weak temporary.
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>>28781630
>>28781633
Look have we ever gotten shit of cherilee, or mayor mare or twilight velvet
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>>28915043
Yes to the last two, not sure on the first one, can't remember
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>>28878897
>>28878900
Ya know something I dont get is why do greens and porn in general always make getting head sound so great

Like I've never gotten pussy yet but I've gotten head and its literally like not even that good, like the swallow fleshlight is a lot better than getting my dick sucked by an actual girl

It would take me a pretty long time to cum from actual head, its so minor feeling I could probably do something else at the same time and not even really be distracted
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>>28915093
sauce
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play with me, im a certified hermaphrodite pony whore
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>>28814725
Is it me or is this in cuckvision?

Regardless, moar
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>>28915134
Ehhhh I just throw it in to lengthen the story. And I guess some people like it too. I think it feels alright (but not as good as pussy)... but some girls really like giving it. Don't get me wrong I love eating pussy too.... So I guess it just goes with the whole give and receive kinda dynamic that usually happens with sexual stuff.
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>>28915261
Am I gonna run into the same feeling when I get full on pussy
Is pic rel gonna be it
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>>28915043
There's a Velvet green in the archive, and someone is writing a Mayor Mare one.
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>>28915134
I'm guessing it might depend on the girl's skills and it's probably different from guy to guy.
Haven't gotten head many times and it's been quite a while, but I seem to recall liking it when my ex did it, she was actually pretty good at it, not expert level or anything like that but it felt nice. She used her tongue a lot to stroke me while she sucked and sometimes she'd even clean me up and kiss, nibble and gently suck on my dick afterwards.

This was ages ago, but I liked it enough that it stuck with me and I still remember it fondly.

>>28915178
They're all in the pastebin, but fine.

>White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer):
>http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
By OrangeBooty

>Content Days
>http://pastebin.com/06g1i78P (Anon x Mayor Mare)
By Pell

>Innocent Love (Derpy x Mayor Mare):
>http://pastebin.com/M4vH15Bu
By Yeepz
This one wasn't in the archive for some reason
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>>28915296
There are time I think it may be enjoyed more by the giver than the receiver... It's kinda kinky.
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Hey, any know the pastebin for the guy who wrote the anon x dead flurry. I don't want the story, I'm interested in another story he made.
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She is so lovely.
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>>28918689
H-hot
>Though why do porn artists always portray the pones with their tongues out when they're rutting?
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Bump for qt mares
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>>28917968
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>>28919003
I guess it might be to depict panting, sort of like a dog. It's also pretty common in ahegao-faces. I dunno, it kinda makes it more primal and animalistic, like they're giving in to their baser needs and lust.

I think it can look cute sometimes, maybe due to the puppy comparison. Ponies who act like dogs melt my heart.
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>>28781619
Mama Q looks pretty good for squeezing out 4 kids
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>>28920893
>google ahegao-faces
>Suddenly am grateful I don't have a roommate

I guess it's cute. It's just not something humans do...
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>>28921025
That's kinda my reasoning for not liking things like abdominal bulges and excessive amounts of cum in hentai and rule 34 (yeah, I know horses are cum cannons, I'm talking about humans right now)
Both sometimes feels like they have become the rule rather than the exception. and neither of them feels like something that would actually happen, and with the first one it just looks painful to me.
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>>28921077
I agree with you 100%. As unrealistic as fucking a sentient pastel pone is. I've got my preferences, and tongue lolling and abdominal bulges are not among them. I can't even imagine why people like things like inflation or more.
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>>28921403
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I enjoy so much /ss/
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>>28921442
same. but I've heard there are people who try to reason with it and find out why they like it.
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>>28921442
>>28923450
I love the tongue lolling. It is like I am giving her so much pleasure that she looses complete composure and gives herself to you completely. Something no one but you sees in the bedroom. It is a huge turn on for me at least.
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>>28921403
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>>28924516
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>>28925639
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>"You take my empire, I take your daughter!"
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>>28926314
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>>28924061
>Not enjoying being pampered by Dashie and Jackie
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Got some green incoming
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>>28928395
Awww yisss
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>”Oh dear! Do you both have your toothbrushes?! Clean underwear? Oh my Celestia, did I pack your snacks?!?! I can't believe this is actually happening-”
>You can only chuckle as Mrs. Cake fusses about in a panic.
>Today is a special day for you in more ways than one.
>Be Anonymous, and today you turn thirteen. The official age to enlist in the Equestrian army, and you bet your ass, you're joining!
>Fortunate for you, you have a partner joining with you.
>”Honey, please! The boys are considered grown now! Don't treat them like a babies!”
>Buzzing around like an angry wasp, Pound Cake hovers overhead.
>”Yeah dad, you tell her! You can't treat the future strongest warriors in Equestria that way!”
>Mr. Cake tries to stop the oncoming panic attack, his doting wife is revving up to have.
>Various families are all gathered around the Airship that will transfer all the recruits to the Crystal Empire Training camp in front of town hall. Some ponies are crying, others congratulating their sons on being accepted.
>Mayor Mare gave a decent speech earlier. At least you think it was decent. You didn't really listen.
>You were way too busy talking about your goals with Pound Cake when you get to camp.
>It's like an anime almost! You'll be like Haru Glory from Rave Master- No even better!
“Like Ichigo from Bleach...”
>”What was that son?”
>The Cakes are all looking at you questioningly.
“N-nothing. Just thinking out loud.”
>Mrs. Cake goes back to stuffing yours and Pound's bags, while Mr. Cake stops trying to calm his wife down to speak to the both of you.
>”Boys-”
>You stand as upright as you can, Pound doing the same at your side.
>”You don't know just how proud I am of you two!”
>He looks at Pound first.
1/
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>>28928624
>”I'm so happy you're seeking your own way Pound Cake. I've never been so proud since your birth! I know with your brother here, the two of you will make your names well-known all across the land! It'll bring some business to us as well!”
>He winks, at a grinning Pound Cake.
>”And you Anon-”
>Here it comes. The “Dad” talk.
>”Though we're not related by blood, or species-”
>You fight an oncoming frown.
>”When we took you in that stormy night, I've never saw you as nothing more than one of the family!”
>You ball up your lips, as you're brought in for a double hug.
>”Go and make me even more proud...my two sons.”
“Y-yes sir!”
>”YES SIR!”
>Pumpkin is strangely silent through all of this, choosing to stand in the background, scowling.
>”WILL ALL RECRUITS PLEASE BOARD THE AIRSHIP! IT'S TIME TO DEPART!”
>The booming voice of a guard interrupts the feels session.
>”Oh Celestia! It's time already! Oh Celestia, oh Celestia-”
>Mrs. Cake starts to pace.
>”Honey! Stop fretting, and say goodbye to the boys!”
>She stops moving, and throws her blue body onto the both of you, hooves nearly putting you into a frontal sleeper hold.
>”I'll miss you both! Please be safe!”
“A-Ack! C-can't breathe!”
>”M-ma! You're choking u-us!”
>Pound starts to tap out.
>What was just a few seconds felt like hours of sobbing, and promises of being careful, until Mr. Cake finally managed to pry her off.
>Picking up your bulging bags, the two of you hurry over to the slowly thinning crowd, and board the ship, picking seats all the way in the back.
>You stick your heads out the back windows, to catch one last glimpse of your foster family.
>Mr. Cake slowly waves, as opposed to the frantically waving Mrs. Cake.
>The once silent, scowling Pumpkin now has two streams of tears rolling down her cheeks, saluting the both of you.
2/
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>>28928642
>You and Pound look at each other with grins, and return the gesture, the Airship begins to take off.
>Seriously. This is just like an anime.
>Farewells finally finished, you both relax in your seats. Excited chatter fills the airship, while you wonder what you're in for.
>”Yo Anon.”
>Pound taps your arm.
“Hm?”
>”So what are you going for when you graduate? Like a Royal guard? Or maybe a a scout?!”
>You cock an eyebrow.
“Thinking of graduating already? What if we don't make the cut?”
>”Naaaah. I know I'll make it. I'm a beast!”
>He flexes his forelegs.
“Uh huh.”
>You roll your eyes in response.
>He kisses his bugs bunny lump muscles.
“I'm aiming to be the first human general naturally. Make history, and all that-”
>”You're already making history just by enlisting though.”
“Hey, you're right! I'm already pretty famous!”
>He headbutts you playfully.
>”Then because we're brothers that makes me even more famous!”
“What type of logic is that?”
>He shrugs.
>”I was already pretty famous and awesome from the start. You're just basically an accessory to that!”
“You need to stop hanging around Rainbow Dash.”
>”You mean my wife?”
>You visibly gag.
“She's like four hundred years old!”
>”You just can't appreciate a finely aged lady.”
“Aged cheese maybe.”
>He pounces on you, but lacking the proper digits, you quickly grab him in a headlock.
>”Oy! Let me go!”
“Hahahaha! You better hope camp makes you tougher than this Cheesecake!”
>”He flails in your hold, while you laugh at his pain.
>”U-uh excuse me...”
>You cease wrestling for a moment to see a colt with Big Coke bottle glasses taking a seat on your other side.
>”Who're you?”
“Did you want something?”
>He offers a friendly smile.
>”I-I'm Cabbage Patch!”
>”...”
“...”
>Ooookay.
>He gulps loudly, fidgeting nervously.
>Pound nudges you again.
>”Why is he talking to us?”
>Cabbage Patch is starting to sweat now.
3/
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>>28928783
Int .rar est ing so far... Just better not be some homogay crap.
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>>28928783
>This is gonna be a weird rest of the ride you think.
>And dammit if you weren't right.
>This weird colt, Cabbage stared at you and Pound the whole way to the Empire, stuttering, and sweating.
>Had the back of the ship smelling like the inside of Applejack's hat.
>”Anon! Check it out!”
>Taking a moment away from creepy fucking Cabbage Patch, you take a look out the window Pound is directing you to.
“Whoa...”
>”I know right?! It's awesome!”
>The Crystal Empire comes into view finally in all it's shining glory.
>You'll be here for the next couple years, training to become a strong, and courageous warrior of Equestria with your brother Pound Cake.
“It's really happening...”
>”Yeah, it's crazy right? This was stuff we just pretended to do in the back of the bakery, but now it's for real!”
“……..”
>”…….”
“I call Swordsman class.”
>”AW COME ON!”
>The airship circles the city once more before landing on a crystal platform behind the castle, where you can see all the princesses waiting.
“So that's why Twilight wasn't in Ponyville during the send off...”
>”T-twilight is my favorite.”
>Cabbage Patch is like RIGHT under you.
>You push him back roughly, wiping his disgusting sweat on the seat.
“Dude! Personal space!”
>”Yeah man! Fifty paces!”
>Matching mean mugs force Cabbage Patch to the corner of the Air Ship, as everyone starts to pile out.
>You and Pound with your satchels follow the other recruits off the ship and line up outside before the royalty.
“Check it out. Princess Flurry Heart.”
>You prod Pound with your knee and motion to the youngest Princess of the group.
>”She's hot...Nothing like my Wife Dash though.:
>Typical Dashfags I tell ya.
>”Hey you two! Pipe down!”
>You both jump at the commanding voice of Shining Armor. Prince and current captain of the Royal Guard.
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>”TEN HUT!”
>You all straighten up.
>”WELCOME TO TRAINING CAMP MAGGOTS! FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS YOU WILL EAT, SLEEP, AND DEFECATE ON COMMAND!”
>Did he have to say that in front of the ladies though?
>You grimace at the stereotypical Drill Sergeant act.
>Looks like the Princesses share your sentiment, as they shake from cringe.
>Twilight face hooves, and waves at you with an apologetic smile.
>You merely smile back, only to have your view obscured by your new CO.
>”WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT SUNSHINE?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A VACATION?!”
“SIR NO SIR!”
>”ARE YOU THINKING OF HAVING A TEA PARTY LATER MAGGOT?! DOES THAT GIVE YOU HAPPY THOUGHTS?!”
“SIR YES SIR!”
>He's spitting on you.
>You can see Pound holding in laughter.
>So can Shining Armor though.
>”ARE YOU GONNA JOIN THAT PARTY PRETTY BOY?! MAYBE WEAR A NICE DRESS?!”
>”WITH EXTRA GLITTER AND FRILLS SIR!”
>Celestia and Luna are stifling giggles, and Flurry is two shades pinker from the embarrassment.
>One princess however, hasn't changed her expression in the slightest.
>In fact, she's been watching you this whole time. Maybe even since you got off the ship.
>Princess Cadence tilts her head slightly with a neutral expression, locking eyes with you.
>It kind of sends chills down your spine.
>Oop, there does an eyeful of Shining Armor again.
>”You two little dung piles are on my LIST. I'll be watching you...”
>You gulp. What a way to start your journey to reaching your bankai state.
>Not even ten minutes have passed, and you're on the CO's shitlist.
>”ALL YOU LITTLE PUKES PICK UP YOUR JUNK AND DOUBLE TIME IT TO THE BUNKERS! MOOOOOOVE IT!”
>No speech from the Princesses?
>Following his order, you readjust your pack, and still in line follow a trotting Shining Armor down a crystal trail towards-you guessed it, a crystal building.
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>>28929012
>You try to pace yourself.
>Between mom's heavy pack, and the fact you have two legs, this is torture.
>”KEEP UP PERIWINKLE!”
“S-SIR YES SIR!”
>You attempt to pick up the pace, feeling your pack get slightly lighter.
>Pound is behind you holding it up with his head.
“Dude...stop!”
>”Shut up, or we'll get caught-”
>That brotherhood though. Give this nigga a suit of armor to match your red coat goddammit.
>Still you can't look like a wimp, and get him in trouble. You just need to carry it in your arms, and relieve some of the pressure on your back.
>Besides! The pack is getting really light now actually.
>Like...almost non existent.
>You look behind you, and see the pack floating in midair, surrounded in a purple glow.
>”Need some help?”
>Princess Twilight trots alongside you, beaming happily.
>”I'm sorry my brother is being so hard on you! He should know that you're don't have our legs and backs for this kind of thing-”
>You reach up and pluck the heavy pack out of her magical hold.
“It's alright princess! This is training. If I can't handle something like this, I may as well quit.”
>She frowns at first, but nods in understanding.
>”I understand. Please be careful. Mrs. Cake would have a fit if you pushed yourself too hard!”
>He-hey Princess Twilight...”
>Cabbage Patch interrupts the conversation once more in all of his cheesy smelling goodness.
>”…”
“...”
>”...”
>The three of you stare at him in silence still staying in formation.
>He's sweating again.
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>>28929060
>”S-so, anyways-”
>Cabbage seems to shrink at the rejection, and falls back like the fuckboy he is.
>”I plan to keep in touch with the two of you! As a favor to your parents and for myself of course. I can't have my next pupil getting hurt in basic training!”
>Here we go again.
“Princess, I don't need friendship lessons! I have a best friend!”
>You point back at Pound, who manages a pose in midair.
>Twilight gigglesnorts.
>”He doesn't count! You're related! You need to broaden your horizons!”
“I seriously can't believe you're trying this on my first day in basic.”
>”IS THERE A PROBLEM BACK HERE BABYSKIN?!”
>Shining has fallen back to give you an earful of shit once more.
“N-NO SIR!”
>You pick up the pace once more.
>”It's okay Shining. Anonymous was just applying for Extra Training with me, on his off-duty hours!”
>You shoot a look at Twilight.
>”Is that so? And here I thought he was just a lazy good for nothing! That's pretty admirable kid! I was just about to assign you Latrine duty for six months!”
>Oh shit.
>Twilight grins at you.
>”Isn't that right Anon? Of course if you wanted Lavatory duty for half a year, I'd certainly understand...”
“I'll take the Latrine duty.”
>What? You thought taking friendship lessons was part of this story? Fuck that shit. Take it to the Glimmer thread fag.

end of part one of "Royal Pains"
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>>28929094
This seems like something different, interested where this will go
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>>28929094
Chooses latrine duty over PurpleSmart
>Get rekt twi fags
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