Do you know anything where the protagonist is struggling through life with his retarded goals/ambitions, which lead to nothing but misery. Feel like I am wasting my time doing things that are important only in my head (career wise).
bukowski
dostoievsky
>>7397292
Dubliners - A Little Cloud
>>7397292
story of my life.
"Hey, Anon! You like literature? I love literature!"
"Really? Who's your favorite author? What's your favorite book?"
"Hmmm...gosh, I don't know...If I had to pick, I'd say my favorite author is [pic related] and my favorite book is American Gods, by Neil Gaiman."
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So what authors and books make you roll your eyes and immediately dismiss someone, /lit/?
>>7397081
Pinecone, Kafka, Joyce, Wallace
I don't know, I'm lonely and have no friends
I would be accepting of anyone if they would be my friend
>>7397081
Infinite Jest
Hey /lit/, what are some books that'll make me look smart?
I'm not actually gonna read them, I just want to put them up on my bookcase so I could give off the impression that I'm well-read and intelligent.
No cliches, please. I don't want anyone catching on to what I'm doing.
Ulysses
>>7397014
Women and Men by Joseph McElroy.
>>7397014
Harry Potter
The Fault in Our Stars
Chicken Soup for the Soul
Atlas Shrugged
How does it feel not speaking german and not being able to read original Kafka? His writing style is the best I have ever experienced- nothing comes even close. I really feel bad for you guys
im sorry you know german
such a disgusting language soiling your brain
:(
>>7396977
I google translated the whole book, m8.
>>7396977
I feel sorry for you if Kafka's style is the best you've ever experience. I feel even worse because you don't know French so you can't experience Proust's style, which is the best I've ever read. Feels good to be trilingual.
How do you guys deal with eye strain while reading? I can't read for more than 30 minutes to an hour without my eyes getting really tired and heavy.
see a doctor. thats not normal. you might have cataracts
>>7396962
Jesus christ I have the same problem holy fuck.
>>7396962
this
Shot in the idiot pool, I know, but anyone know of any books about log flumes?
>insult entire board
>ask for suggestions
You forgot, we're petty too.
>>7396919
>asks for recs
>disrespectful
saged and hidden
Your mum's fat pussy m8
>Told friends that Harry Potter is a kids franchise
>They get all pissed and say "But it is intended for adults, since like adults like it too"
>I reply "Adults are idiots as well"
>*public enemy number one*
Am I wrong?
you sound autistic
Why are you picking a fight you can't win?
>>7396733
should add, I just slipped it in when the subject of Harry Potter was already at hand
what does /lit/ think of Death of God theology?
>>7396699
I think it is pitifully misunderstood.
>>7396705
I agree with this.
>>7396699
Is Zeus Dead?
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a Turk.
>>7396620
Yeah, yeah.
As Anon awoke one morning from wet dreams he found his waifu pillow into a real anime girl transformed
how important is to learn and master grammar?
pretty important if you want to be taken seriously by other intelligent people
>>7396565
If you want to be a writer of any worth, it is required.
>how important is to learn and master English?
What's your opinion of Whitman, /lit/?
>>7396529
I think he's a poet.
That's my opinion.
>>7396529
Homer... Dante... Shakespeare...
Whitman!
>>7396529
One of the few to do free verse right. Great poet.
>tfw Positivism killed metaphysics
>tfw kant
>tfw the killing of metaphysics killed positivism
>tfw everything is kill
>>7396504
wew
>>7396491
This is bait.
So, Meursault killed the arab because of "the heat of the moment"? Wtf Camus
there's no because
>>7396443
Because French "people" are imperialist racists.
And then...HE KILLED THE ARAB!
HAHAHAHAHAA
I need a good name for a horror novel.
Suggestions?
>>7396232
Gorepenis
>>7396232
The creepening.
Hello /lit/, I'm spending the majority of next year in the Canadian Rockies in the middle of nowhere, and I'm looking for comfy books to take with me to help occupy my time. Escapist stories that aren't so banally written that I'll get bored half way through, with thick plots to lose myself in. Needless to say I'm open to fantasy and sci-fi.
Non-fiction and/or lit-fic suggestions are also welcome, but I have a little backlog and not much by the way of comf that I can think of buying before I leave.
>>7396127
Tristram Shandy is honestly pretty comfy Uncle Toby has to be the next best comic character after Falstaff.
try some robin hobb, the fitz novels
>>7396127
You need to try Terry Pratchett.