Hey /lit/, what are some books that'll make me look smart?

Ulysses

>>7397014
Women and Men by Joseph McElroy.

>>7397014
Harry Potter
The Fault in Our Stars
Chicken Soup for the Soul
Atlas Shrugged

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The Greeks, Asian philosophers (Confucius, Lao Tzu etc) and anything in a foreign language

Make sure you get second-hand copies and stick bookmarks in them, so they look well-thumbed-through. Leave a few in the bathroom too.

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>>7397020

>>7397123

This anon is definitely right about the Asian philosophers. Everyone knows nobody actually reads them. But he's wrong that you should put them in the bathroom. That's a dead giveaway. The only thing people read in the bathroom is their smartphone. No one is reading philosophy on the shitter. Not even the actually smart.

>>7397162
I read Asian philosophy on the shitter, come at me.

>>7397181

No you don't.

>>7397204
k, whatever makes you feel better about shitposting from the toilet

This was meant to be b8. Why are most of you taking this seriously?

>>7397254
To be annoying.

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>>7397254
>he thinks that these are serious replies