>God-tier
Aquinas
Kant
Hegel
Heidegger
>Top-tier
Plato
Aristotle
Fichte
Schelling
Schopenhauer
Wittgenstein
>High-tier
Heraclitus
Parmenides
Socrates
Epictetus
Scotus
Spinoza
Leibniz
Marx
Kierkegaard
Nietzsche
>Mid-tier
Anaxagoras
Empedocles
Democritus
Epicurus
Plotinus
Augustine
Averroes
Anselm
Ockham
Descartes
Locke
Berkley
Hume
Mill
Feuerbach
Frege
Russell
Popper
Derrida
Zizek
>Low-tier
Thales (though he gets props for starting it all)
Anaximander
Seneca
Empiricus
Aurelius
Avicenna
Boethius
Abelard
Bacon
Hobbes
Rosseau
Benthem
James
Dewey
Sartre
Beauvoir
Foucault
Feyerabend
Deleuze
>Shit-tier
Stirner
Schlick
Saïd
Singer
>>8749544
Where the fuck is Quine?
>implying you even read 1/4 of these philosopher's works
Where's my nigga Origenes?
what if I'm rich and not fulfilled
>>8749542
rich and unfulfilled person here. just dont waste your limited time on earth doing shit that really isn't important to you, spend zero energy on shit you don't care about. read siddhartha
Third world poorfag here, I could use some of that money.
>>8749542
>he fell for the more money will make you happy meme
Ha, silly goy! People necessarily cannot be truly fulfilled in a capitalistic society, or else it would collapse!
>>8749527
You don't.
>>8749527
Real writers don't plan. It's spontaneous.
>>8749529
I see.
I need an edgy Poetry Out Loud poem for school, /lit/. Any suggestions?
>>8749518
Do a song by Slipknot
Recite the Raven but screw up the words and at the end cut yourself a little.
>>8749518
http://www.poetryoutloud.org/poems-and-performance/poems/detail/22770
Bloody sire by Robinson Jeffers. I doubt they have another poem half as edgy as this one
It is not bad. Let them play.
Let the guns bark and the bombing-plane
Speak his prodigious blasphemies.
It is not bad, it is high time,
Stark violence is still the sire of all the world’s values.
What but the wolf’s tooth whittled so fine
The fleet limbs of the antelope?
What but fear winged the birds, and hunger
Jewelled with such eyes the great goshawk’s head?
Violence has been the sire of all the world’s values.
Who would remember Helen’s face
Lacking the terrible halo of spears?
Who formed Christ but Herod and Caesar,
The cruel and bloody victories of Caesar?
Violence, the bloody sire of all the world’s values.
Never weep, let them play,
Old violence is not too old to beget new values.
- What are his best pieces?
- What do you think of his style?
- Who are some similar authors that you would suggest?
- Was he possibly autistic?
>>8749355
>>8749355
how did he get famous?
>>8749376
Metallica.
Hello /lit/, I'm currently writing a paper on suicide, and how I believe it is a valid choice that people should be able to make that is completely moral. Are there any essays/books I could read on the subject to help me?
Stoics
>>8749336
The Myth of Sisyphus
Schopenhauer
One of the saddest things is that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can’t eat eight hours a day nor drink for eight hours a day nor make love for eight hours—all you can do for eight hours is work. Which is the reason why man makes himself and everybody else so miserable and unhappy.
>you can't drink for 8 hours a day
>>8749234
One of many.
>>8749243
Fpbp
let's all read a book together in December. if you are in school you should have some time off. let's read the recognitions. it's a nice comfy winter time book. you get some nice holiday get togethers. the main character goes back home for Christmas and so on.
"no"
>>8749008
well I tried.
>>8748995
An excellent book. A little long maybe for a group read, especially within a month
Is there any way to recognize purple prose in your own writing?
What's your personal guideline to circumventing it?
I honestly can't tell if my writing is purple. That must mean that I am an objectively bad writer...
>>8748947
violettes*
>>8748961
Désolé, I have a hard time with my genders. Thanks, though.
>>8748947
Try reading it out loud to someone
Any books on finding sex disgusting because you were abused as a kid?
My diary desu
>>8748913
>because you were abused as a kid?
>muh armchair psychology
you don't need to be abused to find sex disgusting. you're really not that special, buddy.
I feel absolutely stupid while trying to masturbate or have sex, it's just so boring.
>>8748916
said Father O'Mally, as the parishioners nodded in agreement.
>>8748922
Suddenly, Marcus Aurelius stepped forward, triggered by Father O'Mally's language.
"Not cool, bro."
>>8748926
lol
>>8748926
CRASH! Marcus Aurelius got a golden retriever.
>having a nice peaceful read on the train when suddenly two people sit directly behind you and talk loudly
Why does this always fucking happen?
>not having a private carriage
poorfags gonna poorfag
>>8748896
carry ear plugs in a mini-mint case. if you have any friends that are engineers or manufacturers, you have access to industrial grade ear protection that is a god send in public.
>>8748896
>sit in the silence coupe
>two minorities walk in
>start talking
>know that your life is on the live but you're not gonna be a beta cuck so you tell something if they please want to be quiet or perhaps move to a different coupe
>they actually stop talking
feels good to be 6'4 225 lbs
Women are a lot more annoying in this though.
Any fans of Chris Hedges here?
>>8748860
>Any fans of Chris Hedges here?
Not so much a fan. But one of his books was amazing. The way he described porn and wrestling and the overall fakeness behind it was imo mind-blowing.
I would have voted Trump (really third party, but you'll get my point) if I were American. But my Gott, isn't Trump like the biggest triumph of spectacle?
>>8748860
who?
>>8748897
Which book?
>allusion
What is its purpose? Should the writer not try to create something as unique as possible?
>>8748852
because chances are, its already been done and done better in the past. think of it as a headnod to those that came before you and to those that understood the reference now.
>>8748852
>Should the writer not try to create something as unique as possible?
No.
>>8748867
faggoty
Are self help books actually useful? If not what philosophy and/or fiction should I read to improve myself?
The Phenomenology of Spirit.
>>8748842
No. Start with the Greeks
>>8748878
hume then kant first.