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dumbest recent project? 2016-06-08 21:58:56 Post No.54982716
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I'll start
>bureau bought expensive CRM replacement for old VB app because naive
>bureau signed off without testing because lazy
>bureau won't let go of VB app because CRM is wontfix/cantfix
>IT loves treadmill, is determined to decommission old server, VB app incompatible with new server
>IT short staffed and losing people
>be programmer in DBA job
>know VB and C#
>"anon, we're too chickenshit to tell bureau no, can you learn app and duplicate it in SQL/SSRS? Have it done for our next sprint but don't spend too many hours on it"
Jesus Fucking Christ.
This shit is in between so much other dumb shit. It's a full time job keeping SQL up for rotten Indian duhvelopers. Then I get apps, code review, tickets, reports, and other shit on top. I'm tired of being handcuffed all the time.
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>>54982716
At least you aren't trying to build a pseudo information system with hyperlinked PowerPoint slides and PDF. I'm not even making this up....
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>>54982716
Why do you stay at this miserable shithole?
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>>54983166
My previous two years were really spotty. Worked on some really stupid duhvelopment teams. That's why I shifted to a DBA role, to get away from that. Now I need to make it through a year or two until my finances and reputation recover.
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Are 3 button mice still produced?
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>>54982699
Press the fucking scrollwheel retard
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I'm pretty sure finding mice with just two buttons would be the harder challenge since most have at least three.
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>>54982715
When will there be a mouse that scroll wheel acts like clitmouse? Instead of repeated scrolling, just pressure in each direction works?
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Just built a computer won't turn on please help
My specs for refrence:
Radeon r9 390
I5 6500
Gigabyte H170-D3H
1TB HDD
2x 8 GB DDR4 2133 RAM
S340 Mid tower case
EVGA 500w 80+
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Won't turn on or won't post?
Check everything is plugged in
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>>54982626
It won't turn on I have checked all of the psu plugs
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Bump please someone help?
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Do you guys even know any POCs who can write any kind of functional or usefull code, let alone are pentesters?
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>>54982585
Yes. They're Chinese.
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Isn't white a color too?
So yea, pocs can Code.
But niggers have to stay out.
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>>54982585
POC is such an absurd phrase. The left is so far gone that they've decided their new favorite thing to do is define the majority of the world's population by the fact that they're not white. It's literally a classification of "white or other".
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NEW RETINA MACBOOK LEAKED 2016-06-08 21:42:33 Post No.54982508
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NEW RETINA MACBOOK LEAKED
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2016-06-08 21:42:33
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HOLY SHIT
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>>54982508
that is one shitty photoshop.
kys OP
sage and hide
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>>54982508
>another shit photoshop
Jesus Christ, at least edit the image to be consistent with the screen bezel
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Whats your excuse for not upgrading to Windows 10 yet? (besides muh nsa, in which case you should not run any windows)
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I don't use any Windows. Why do you?
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>>54982484
It works with all my proprietary hardware and software.
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>>54982494
If you want maki to be cancerous, you're doing a great job at it.
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Busy installing the latest insider preview build of Windows 10
See you fa/g/g/ots on the other side
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>>54982391
I heard it has integrated maps which automatically mark designated shitting streets in your area
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Latest features:
LastPass extension for Microsoft Edge
Hyper-V Container: You can now use Docker natively on Windows 10 with Hyper-V Containers, to build, ship and run containers
New icons
etc.
also Dona Sarkar pic related is now the head of the Insider Program
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>>54982419
>"Turn left after 200m to arrive at the clean street"
>"Would you like to poo on this street?"
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>but mah 980ti sli performance
Defend this nvidrones.
Pascal is literally maxwell on 16 nm, no dx12 improvements. Wait another 3 months for the 490 cause trust me, the 1080 will fail miserably against it.
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k
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>>54982321
goy, how is Warhammer relevant for testing GPU's?? its more a cpu intensive game, why dont you post some doom benchmarks
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>>54982394
Retard detected.
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/g/ I need a good online class to learn Java 2016-06-08 21:18:46 Post No.54982208
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/g/ I need a good online class to learn Java 2016-06-08 21:18:46 Post No.54982208
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/g/ I need a good online class to learn Java
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2016-06-08 21:18:46
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Next semester I'm taking a java class that has a reputation for being notoriously difficult despite not having any formal pre-reqs. A lot of people do badly in this course and I can't do bad because I have to do well in this course to get into graduate studies (shit undergrad GPA in unrelated field and taking courses to prove myself). Plus I'm working 40-hours so this summer is the most free I'll be to learn ahead.
I don't know any Java and want to spend the entire summer learning from the ground up. What are good online courses to take? Money doesn't concern me but the less the better.
I tried Coursera's Duke course but it's too slow and lost my interest. I need something that is serious and covers all the major topics.
Any recommendations?
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>>54982208
I'm thinking of taking this course:
https://www.udemy.com/introduction-to-java-programming/
How does the content look to everyone?
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>>54982208
pick up any intro book in java or c. Look read and actually work through it and google EVERYTHING you do not know, and beat yourself until you know it perfectly. Try to build a foundation for future concepts. A lot of people do badly because they rely on memorization and never internalize it and understand information well enough to form this foundation.
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>>54983641
This. Just get any respected book and just do all the exercises, reading the chapters as necessary.
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>takes forever to start
>takes forever to update
>unexpected system errors
>have to restart for every irrelevant change
>cmd.exe pops up out of nowhere and disappears right after
>some programs don't even run
>network driver shits itself regularly
Damn it Pajeet you told me windows 10 was the best yet. Even 8 worked better than this steaming pile of shit, not even counting on the telemetry bullshit
Every fuggin time I have to use windows I'm remembered why I use Linux for 90% of the time now
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>lincucks is better
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>>54982193
I have none of the problems I listed using Linux
Stop slacking off Pajeet
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>>54982193
???
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What does /g/ think of InstallShield?
>inb4 winshill
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It does what is supposed to do.
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>>54981870
it works, nothing to complain about.
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It's eh. It gets the job done, but the Limited Edition is extremely restricted, and $1k+ is more than I'd want to pay just for one or two of the features for the next version up that I need (I've had to do custom action workarounds to take care of stuff I'm restricted from using). If I had a choice I'd use Wix, but there's too steep of a learning curve and I need to get things done quickly
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Packet loss at 98% any suggestions? 2016-06-08 20:35:17 Post No.54981647
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Packet loss at 98% any suggestions?
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2016-06-08 20:35:17
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>>54981647
to find where the problem can lie, do a trace route to say, googles, 8.8.8.8. at each hop of the trace route run 100 pings see where you lose 2.
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looks like you are on some kind of wireless provider? am i right?
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Pinged the first 4 so far. no packet lost as of yet but every 5 or so the time spikes to an upwards of 800 ms
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6950 2016-06-08 20:29:30 Post No.54981555
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Where's the guy that was going to give me his HD 6950?
Mine died ;_;
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i feel bad for you m8 you posted the snake in a woolen jacket and i saw it but he never replied .
i'm not the guy just a fellow anon who understands your plight
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>>54981555
sent :^)
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>>54981570
Yes it was me
>>54981576
Dont play with my feelings please
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What is the best browser?
I have been suggested Pale Moon but not sure is it's a meme.
I need a new browser as I am getting bored of Chrome.
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>>54981440
Try them all and see which one you like the best.
Taking advice from /g/ is deadly.
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>>54981440
Firefox
Was UNIX a mistake?
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unix and c have retarded computer science by 30 years.
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>>54981337
Yes.
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>>54981346
Linux by 40