Why is my new system taking longer to boot than my old system?
Old system record and regular achievement was 36 sec.
Old spec.
New spec.
Because you touch yourself at night.
Also windows is shit.
Let's have a thread about rather or not desktop computers are outdated
I'll go first: they are
>>57540513
But what about for workstation desktops?
>>57540499
>rather or not
What the hell is going on? Microsoft joining Linux foundation? What the literal fuck? Get in here damn it!
https://techcrunch.com/2016/11/16/microsoft-joins-the-linux-foundation/?ncid=rss
Trump getting elected caused us to diverge into an alternate world line.
>"Everyone is moving to Linux to escape Win10, turns out people don't like being spied on, what can we do!?"
>"I know, lets infiltrate Linux, and slowly, over time, get our spyshit into some of their most trusted distros!"
Embrace,
Extend,
Extinguish.
In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg (embed)
>News:
• Infographic-anon writes a review of a cheap butane lighter, not good for EDC but good for in the house >>57533177
• Anon accidentally sends half his chink shit to a friend's house >>57533455
• Anon gets his "authentic 18th century" pirate flag >>57533780
• Anon buys NES multicart but it's still in China 6 weeks later, maybe the tracking is messed up? >>57534554
• Pokemon Cock Edition Hydro Pumps you in the pussy now only $6 on Ali, $4 on eBay, free if you want the ROM only for emulators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMeCNuFA9es >>57534876 >>57535190
• Anon buy Xiaomi Mi Max from physical Xiaomi store, not for manlets >>57535457
• Anon posts review of Xiaomi Notebook Air 13, great build quality and English by default but shitty fn key and touchpad >>57535779
• Anon's new power bank has quickcharge 2.0, he doesn't know, shocked as hell >>57536750
• IEM review round-up by anon specifically to help infographic-anon >>57537163
• Anon gets Kingdian S500 cheap, still not as cheap as it used to be >>57537604
• Anon's chink shoes come with free tea, /csg/ divided on if he should drink it >>57537703
• /k/ anon passionately hates on reddit after someone asks him to join the reddit secret santa >>57538844
• Weegie anon has a Redmi 4 Pro, screen looks nice >>57539059
• Entitled anon shows electric shaver he bought after getting no help from /csg/, may be his bad attitude >>57539371
• Anon likes his Mi VR, sometimes slips off the nose >>57539408
>Previous Thread
>>57533070
so when are we getting a $12 book full of beautiful pictures of chinkphones?
>>57540425
Honestly, the Xiaomi book would look nicer than the Apple one.
How do I power a bm-800 for $5? Alternatively, any other chink mics that don't need Phantom power?
http://www.macrumors.com/2016/11/16/macbook-pro-touch-bar-speaker-grilles/
>only two ports, one occupied if charging
>only four ports total even in higher-spec version several hundreds of dollars more expensive
>soldered RAM
>soldered SSD
>let's put holes where there are no speakers, increasing chance of motherboard getting wrecked from water spill, but providing no benefit in terms of sound playback performance
Can Apple sink any lower?
>>57540373
only low enough to still be the top selling laptop
applebots will defend this
The only high-point from the new MBP design.
They made the logic board look like titties to fit in the fans more tightly into a slimmer chassis.
You don't have to spell both of the captcha words correctly. So you can type them ready fast with few mistakes.
Example:
shore drive
shire druve
Works
i thought you were suppose to "nigger" the captcha?
>>57540472
This
But honestly you can completely omit the other word entirely.
>>57540481
That's no fun!
Can someone explain this? I used the app for about 30 min with the lights off now anything bright is blue. I live in a city and all the lights are neon blue.
>>57540316
If everything is blue it means you probably have to kill yourself.
>>57540316
Fiddle around with your options and find out what you've set your dimming and eye care to. It's not that hard.
>>57540316
Its how your eyes adapt, retard
Look at a blue pool for a while and look up at the sky, everything has a vintage filter
Or can you be just as quick after years of just typing practice?
underage detected
I never learned it "the right way" and I'm quick as fuck. Also stopped looking at the keyboard after like a year in of using computers back then.
The instructions rather annoyed me instead of helping me.
>>57540284
>taught to type
Do people actually take classes to "learn" to type? That's ridiculous if so, but I guess dumb people can be exploited for cash by whatever means.
Hey /g/,
Which OS are worth to boot or install on a USB or any other device to brought with you? e.g. tails, kali, clonezilla, hirens, etc.
And which device are more efficient to boot de OS? USB or SDs?
What?
>>57540277
TempleOS
It provides perfect security from CIA niggers.
I keep a puppy USB around, 'tis good. Use Kali for pentesting or watched Mr Robot, and Tails if you're a pedo.
Hey, /g/. I hope to get some tech help here.
I just bought two sets of RAM, two pieces each at 8gb, 1600mhz, the highest my motherboard supports.
I specifically asked some slightly more tech experienced friends if there will be a problem with two sets of two RAM pieces each, and they said no.
Well, my computer crashes frequently and randomly with them installed. They are 32gb together, and that's the highest my motherboard supports (MSI Z97 Gaming 3). There might also be a slight drop in performance when playing games.
So what can I do?
The RAM pieces are identical, by the way.
Are the CAS Latencies the same?
Have you tried 1 stick, 2 and 3 as it could be one DOA stick causing the crashes.
>>57540294
I've run a memory diagnostics anyway, and it reported no errors.
I tried checking the CAS latency right now in CPU-Z, but now the slots don't show anything. It might be that the last thing I've tested was unlink from the BIOS menu.
My professor just told me iphones are for girls and Android phones are for men. Is this true? I have iPhone 6
>>57540212
Yes, you are a girl.
>>57540212
Yes, you are a girl.
>>57540212
And Window Phone for other gender
> 07:38 <LaserEyess> #ptg is not an invite channel it's just a cheating support channel for mratio, and then we meet up and jerk each other off
> 07:39 <&Betrayed> Invite sent ;), can I join the... spunkfest? :p
Old thread: >>57532355
>New to /ptg/? Have an inquiry? Consult the wiki or the PDF before asking redundant questions
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Private_trackers
http://a.pomf.cat/ameuju.pdf
>If you have a question, check Google. If you can't find an adequate answer, ask here.
>What.CD interview info:
https://www.whatinterviewprep.com/ and the wiki
>Various tracker IRCs and sites open for signup:
http://pastebin.com/dD3cqWKc
Use >>>/g/ptg as a link to find the /ptg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>staff occasionally read these generals and have posted here before, though most claims of being staff are false
>staff may pretend to be normal users asking for invites and when you invite them, they ban you for inviting strangers
>sneaky bastards will try to convince you that cheating can be evaded. It can't and you will be banned and everyone will laugh at you
>people claim to report emails and other personal info posted here to staff to get you banned
>most of the invite offers here are people trolling you with false hope - begging for invites is a waste of time
>>57540204
rec me tunes
>>57540233
I rec you get a life
>LINQ
>True generic support, not like Java's garbage
>Lambda expressions
>async-await
>nullable types
>eventing built in
>operator overloading
>extension methods
>did I mention LINQ?
is C# the comfiest programming language every?
python is comfiest
>>57540116
>did I mention LINQ?
funnily enough I don't use C# much any more, but for nearly every single program that I've written, I download a LINQ for that language. It's just too fucking good.
>>57540116
>tfw LINQ is so comfy
I know most of you kids are too young to remember the epic Linux vs. M$ struggles (go watch Revolution OS), but what the FUCK is linus thinking? Is he going full cuck?
>>57540067
Linus doesn't have anything to do with the Linux Foundation. He isn't even on the board.
>>57540067
If it fucks up, it won't be hard to retract the code.
Linux foundation is a non-profit that funds and promotes Linux. I don't see what's wrong with letting them in there's a number of companies in the group already.
>mfw I have been learning OpenGL all week
>mfw I realized there's an immediate mode and the new le VBO way of doing things
>mfw of course I learned immediate mode which is useless and depreciated according to reddit and now I have to forget everything and start all over again
>>57539988
vbos are easy
>>57540055
Is VBO the correct way or is there a third option as well? I dont want to fall for another meme
>>57539988
You think that's painful? Try learning a javascript library and having to learn another like one week later.