What good virus cleaners is there these days? My Malaysian neighbor dropped his laptop off and told me to fix it, its full of adware shit.
CCcleaner
Malwarebytes
Spy Bot
Still do the job? Or are there any new competent cleaners out there that are new? It's been like 5-6 years since I cleaned a PC. It's running 8 btw.
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>>57859139
format the drive and reinstall windows
>>57859373
If you're running 8 or newer, just do a refresh. Nukes the OS and apps, keeps the data
The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.
since i need to buy a laptop and i don't use one since 2002 i need some suggestions on what i couldn't like :
1) i don't care about aesthetics or size or capacity
2) i want something fast and recent but I won't use it for games, maybe I could edit some video and use gimp from time to time
>>57859135
anything with a t9500 cpu and install your own ssd
>>57859135
Ok autocorrection fucked up, I meant COULD like
>>57859135
Don't bother if you live anywhere in the world where it gets hot, regularly.
>he isn't on 4.8.6
>>57859102
>he isn't on 4.8.11
>he's not using linux-lts
It's like you want your computer to crash.
>he isn't on 4.8.12
>Oh barnacles!!
What the fuck is that?
>>57859055
The barnacleâ„¢
>>57859055
This shit:
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/09/22/this-parking-ticket-is-as-big-as-your-car-windshield/
Riddle me this, /g/.
My computer will only turn on when it is NOT plugged in. I have a Belkin surge protector between the outlet and my PC. The PC plugged into the protector. CPU is 6600k, Mobo is some ASUS ROG thing. No GPU (I don't really play games with it I picked the mobo for other reasons), DDR4 no-name RAM (Crucial I think?).
If I plug the computer in and try to turn it on nothing happens. If I unplug the computer I can turn the computer off and on by turning the Belkin off and on.
I'm not shitting you at all. I'll upload a video even if someone tells me what the easiest way to do so is from my phone.
I am so fucking confused. It happened randomly. It happens with both PSUs I have at my house. It happens inside and outside of my case.
I am so lost, what else can I try?
Uploaded picture of some gamer girl so someone actually looks at this post.
Have you tried washing your motherboard yet? It is a known issue where dust and various other things get on the board and short things out which cause capacitors to retain much more power than they should. A quick rinse under the faucet should do the trick.
>>57859088
dunno if shitpost, but for the love of god OP, discharge the fucking thing first
>>57859088
I'm transmitting power wirelessly, bro. Literally fucking Tesla here.
And no it isn't capacitors I don't think because it shuts itself off when I turn off the surge protector. There isn't lingering electricity. It's gotta have something to do with fields.
any movie - although not blu-ray quality when streaming, possible bullshit file
any music - not that analogue sound of a record player. album art.
any game - no multiplayer generally speaking, also devuno + bullshit files/problems, cracks, etc
any book - only have phone, would be better if i had a kindle paperwhite, no cool bookshelf showing how smart you are
Comics? Apps?
oh yeah, i just wanna know what you guys think of pirating everything to save money, and how it feels like it sucks and it cheapens life or does it make it better that its free
>>57859018
I live in europe and have sort of slow internet, streaming in 1080p isn't an option and even if it was, I couldn't watch english laguage shows like Westworld right now if it wasn't for torrents.
I love buying paper books and buy most of my games though. Music is a mixed bag, I pirate quite a bit but I've been going to a couple of concerts/ festivals every year.
>>57859084
Where in Europe. Did I hit the lotto as an American. Ohio.
>tfw ransomware is a thing
>>57859005
what did you expect?
The "Alice kidnaps a baby" paradigm would get materialized at some point.
>>57859005
IoT botnet is the new hotness.
>/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team
Appreciated, but Firefox just started fucking up about 20 minutes ago after working the last 24 hours. I did just "Refresh Firefox" but now I'm stuck with this.
Thanks.
>>57858980
>firefox
use chrome
>>57858980
Is the time on yor computer set correctly?
>>57858980
Check the time/date on your computer.
Why didn't you listen to him /g/?
Because he was brainwashed by the MKUltra program.
>>57858843
He wrote a new book
https://www.amazon.com/Anti-Tech-Revolution-Theodore-John-Kaczynski/dp/1944228004
Because I was busy with your mom
What kind of tech related mischief is /g/ up to?
I'll start
>upload malicious packages to AUR
>>57858726
I shit post.
>>57858740
Same. i have crippling depression that is relieved when i laugh at my own senseless shit posts
>>57858726
>Download 128 Mb/s MP3s, re-encode to flac and upload to what.cd (RIP in piece)
>Download YIFY encodes, re-encode to an even lower bitrate, re-upload to TPB
>Download popular pirated software (photoshop, office etc), replace keygen/crack with a virus, rename the package as the latest version [WORKING CRACK], re-upload
People always love free stuff except if its fucking shit, like literal dogshit in a park
Lonix is free and it still has an irrelevant userbase after decades of its exsistence
Really makes you think
Steamos failed as a lonix console os
Ubuntophone failed as a lonix mobile os
Lonix is only good for fridges
Now this is what I call a quality thread! Why can't /g/ go back to when all threads were of this quality?
>>57858623
t. Pajeet
I'm about to order some monitors for my new MacBook Pro 15" with Touchbar. Looking at the new LG Ultrafine 4K with built in charging/docking for the laptop.
Should two suffice, or should I get three? I was thinking just running the laptop off to the side, so I effectively have three monitors, one being smaller than the others.
How about don't be a faggot and switch to Windows 8.
Buy a rope and branch instead.
>>57858542
Fake and gay
If you have an XP machine, and you change the network settings to wrong ones, but STILL have it plugged in, is it vulnerable to attack or not?
Yes, to fix, install Gentoo
>>57858538
Yes. Windows is malware, so no matter what you do, you're already fucked.
Yes.
ARP
I really want to buy a AMD GPU but for the sake of my professional work I feel I need to buy an NVIDA GPU. I'm making a FPS with a small indie team using the Unreal Engine and Blender. I'll be doing everything from coding to 3d modeling on this project and it's time for me to upgrade my GPU. I really would rather give my money to AMD over NVIDA but NVIDA just blows them out of the water. So can you give me a good reason to buy a AMD card over a 1080?
Just wait for Vega, faggot
Just do it! You only live once anyway.
>>57858442
But I am using a old GTX 760. I am trying to improve my productivity sooner rather than later? Also do we even know if the Vega will compete with the 1080? AMD doesn't seem like it could afford the R&D to stay competitive.
Some guy dumped the Secure ROM from the iPhone 6s via PCIe:
http://ramtin-amin.fr/#nvmedma
Applefags security status: TOLD
>>57858370
someone needs to get laid
>>57858434
He owns an iPhone.
He will get laid.
>>57858370
Took long enough.
We're in for fun times now bois