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How do I automatically back something up to a sql database?

How many hours in your life do you think you've spent learning about computers and how they work?

>>59329253

well since i have a degree and am 30 and have worked in the field for 12 years and was a hobbyist in high school....

10,000 hours at least

Proxies dont do shit. You're looking at VPNs and SSH tunneling.

>>59329183
>All computers
You mean the NSA?

best bet would be to use the company computers as directed and worry about their privacy at home where they can do things they're not paid to do

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>>59329159

An i5 3570K beats ryzen in games kok

>>59329162
7700 Min frames are terrible what's going on?

>>59329158
go to school

>>59329186
this, learn mathematics on a PhD level.

degree in computer engineering with minor in applied maths while spending all your free time hacking and defending. you might do something in the industry or just turn to crime because the industry is small and requires a lot of talent.

muh 4k

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Nvidia is finished and bankrupt and so on.

>>59329097
>worse performance than a GTX 970

This can't be happening. I'm literally shaking right now.

No one on /g/ has a job, wrong place to ask

>>59329040
use quickbooks with payroll

>>59329040

It's called Excel.

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Self bump, FOR KEK!

give me one up-to-date solaris continuation and I will

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>>59329297
https://www.openindiana.org/
https://www.joyent.com/downloads
http://www.tribblix.org/
https://omnios.omniti.com/

If Ubuntu is botnet and its made with Debian then Debian is an even bigger botnet

>>59328961
I'll take any linux that has apt-get, and I think those are all Debian-based

>>59328948
burning discs in 2017? do u not own a usb drive??

>not getting the moto g4 plus instead
hahaha

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>Mediakek

300 autism dollars

That's some serious tendies, anon

>>59328878
>pass user since 2012

>>59328986
your point?

>>59328859
use bleach bit

>>59328859
It won't clean anything malicious, it just deletes junk files. If you computer is slow, and less than 8 years old, ccleaner won't do shit to increase speed.

>>59328859
Now that the newer versions automatically install and enable a ccleaner background process on boot, it will probably actually make it slower.

python

>>59328826
Care to elaborate

>>59328902
Put section of page source that is watchlist into python as a string.
Loop through titles from notepad and check if they're in string, if not print title.

Alternatively use regex to scrape out titles form watchlist then compare lists.

>>59328790
The fucking can't. BTFO indeed

yass Queen slay

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door
>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE
>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)
>begin waddling towards escape hatch
>BANG BANG BANG
>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH
>be Canadian, quite confused
>continue waddling as fast as I can
>cops break door down
>they begin sprinting towards me
>one gets caught in my intranet
>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long
>whatever
>cop begins shooting me
>dive behind Fermi pile
>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time
>grab my Thinkpad
>escape hatch blocked by cans
>prepare for final stand
>cop comes around corner
>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad
>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0
>another cop rounds corner
>shoots me
>absorbed in my fat, bounces off
>this angers me
>release the bear
>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop
>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>he dies from disgust
>cop jumps through can pile
>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos
>runs back out screaming
>jump in my get-away pedovan
>mom runs out of house
>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO
>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY
>rev up car
>cop cars begin coming around corner
>speed off
>they chase me
>they have no drivers and crash into poles
>an entire polish parade
>1.7% of the parade survive
>more cops behind me
>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS
>helicopter appears above me
>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped pedovan
>it bluescreens
>jump out the door
>hit the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

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>Friend is having computer troubles
>Had been talking about building his own for weeks now, thought he was just being a fag
>Go over to his house
>Kinda warm in here, ain't it, friend?
>Looks at me sadly
>Hey friend, kinda red there ain'tcha?
>Silence
>He leads me upstairs
>Notice he only has a wife beater on and short shorts
>Gets increasingly warmer as I mount the steps
>Fucking October what is this
>Reach his room
>He stands outside it
>Door is pulsing with heat
>What the fuck man
>Opens door
>Pushes me in
>Screams
>IT DEMANDS MORE SACRIFICE
>Overpowering heat
>Open eyes
>Everything is blurry as fuck, those heat wave lines everywhere
>Make out two burnt corpses in the center of the room
>See giant Alienware Rice Machine in the corner
>Three cases tall
>All sides melted
>Pool of liquid metal on the floor around it
>Oh god the heat
>See window
>Rush to it
>Nailed shut
>Gentoo Christ almighty
>Search for a powerbar, anything to kill this beast
>See Batterybackup
>Begin to cry at my fate
>Tears turn to steam as they leave my eyes
>Suddenly, hope
>Reach into pocket
>Extract Gentoo Live CD
>Insert it into one of its many DVD drives
>Begin to black out
>Open dos prompt
>Reboot!
>Screams
>Light show
>Explosions
>The beast is dying
>I collapse
>Cannot let my guard down, friend is still outside
>He rushes in, screaming
>Lunges at the computer, see his skin boil and hair burn
>Crawl out of run, fall down stairs
>Finally outside
>Free
>Cops come
>Arrest Warrant issued for a Mr. Stallman, creater of gentoo

You're all a bunch of candyasses.

OK

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>>59328760
>He didn't get ryzen

>>59328760
cumrags anon