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>>42013040
This

>>42012290
Is anything that isn't thinn now a braphog?

>>42012129
>H-have i made it?
If you have to ask, no.

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>>42012141
I guess i haven't, it's weird though. I think i look skinny as fuck at 92kg 6ft yet people say i'm big and i have club managers calling me big boy.

Man. Id love to be a bouncer. that just would literally be ego masturbation for me.
Lift and self educate by day, bounce by night

Wut

It's the act of lifting weights to get as muscular as possible

>>42011709
Eat healthy, lift heavy shit up, put heavy shit down, rest, repeat. Continue until desired results are achieved. For a more in depth explanation feel free to read the fucking sticky.

blue pill huh? alright

bodybuilding is a vain excuse to make up for a small penis by building water muscles that dont work for anything outside of bodybuilding. they are 99% gay and they cheat by taking steroids. they dont work as hard as real sportsmen like cyclists or soccer players, and because they spend 24/7 in the gym they are incredibly vapid, ignorant, and uninformed.

the most important thing to remember about bodybuilders is that no matter how much steroids they take and how much gym time they put in you will always be superior to them no matter what they do, much like how we are superior to stupid cis white males

>>42011651
uh
what
you make her finish you off when she's done

>>42011695
it's not that easy mate, I'm saying it's extremely difficult to come to orgasm for me, we usually run out of time before that happens.

Stop jerking off

Alternatively, you might not be attracted to women

I don't enjoy drinking at all but I prefer to be alone. I like to work on hobbies and stuff.

>>42011106
It's because you're a bitch.
Stop acting like a bitch if you want to change.

Go for your girl and your friends. The effort will pay off in dividends trust me.

>>42011024
STICC
can someone please massively elongate his legs

>>42011024
Get some big bell bottom pants and recreate the music video for Stayin Alive by The Bee Gees

>>42011024
I am afraid so, Gumbi.

Horseradish fucking burns. It's not spicey. It actually BURNS my sinuses. Rather just eat mustard.

>>42010961
Yeah go ahead and eat a teaspoon of straight horseradish. Post a vid

>>42011028
>>42011089

Never gonna make it

>>42010256
ongwr

>>42010256
Fitness wise, he has a decent program and a good body. But since he's too short, everything will be easier for him. If you are short like him, you can expect to be big with just whatever program you choose.

All the other things, like the face, the beard, his obsession with the neck, his insecurity, his attention seeking behavior .... just show how immature and childish he is..

>>42010469
His workout programs would take like 2+hrs to finish

Stupid and useless

I love it! It makes my cousins super horny when I have fat wad in!

>>42010074
How many camouflage baseball hats do you own?

>>42010074
i use snus sometimes

better than chewing tobacco

Beans and potatoes. Everything else is gross.

Broccoli, beans, cauliflower, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

Rarely, things like asparagus and celery.

From memory, capsicum, spring onion, onion, mushrooms, cabbage, radish, carrot, bok choy, sweet potato.
Rice too.
Beans as the protein; also fish and chicken some days through the week, not every day.

Shop like a peasant, eat like a king. If you know how to cook, you can save a lot of money.

>>42008277

so i've read online and my shitting routine is going to be

>eat iron supplement
>drink water in morning
>run in morning
>drink coffee after running

hopefully i could get to /lmao1shit/ soon

Running
Coffee
Water

That being said, I'm kinda the opposite of you. I need to take a shit all the time. Every time my shit consists of a few separate, hard lumps. This is extremely annoying when you're going out 'cause almost every time I go for a piss I feel that I need to shit as well

It only recently came to my attention that most people poo once a day.
For as long as I can remember, i only go once a week. And in recent years, less than that.
I've started making myself go at least once a week by downing 2 extra strength exlax the day before i wanna go.

Save me from the nothing I've become.

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>>42007122
Chelsea 2020

Ban FPH

>>42007247
Wew

since when do starbucks sell porridge???

>>42006551
You're trying to cut and you're drinking a massive chocolatey sugary drink? Are you a fucking idiot?

>starcucks is serving oats
o-ourguys?

>>42006116
/fit/ I have a problem.

I am a recovering skinnyfat and im doing pretty well. I've lost 30 lbs from may 3rd and Im about 140 lbs 5'9 currently. I am going to a big family gathering for the 4th of July and this will be the first time my extended family will see the weight loss. I was excited for this because I assumed I would be getting some compliments, but I'm now worried about some negative responses. I saw my aunt today and she gave me tons of shit about the weight loss. Saying that I "Looked sick" and I should be bigger considering I am almost 21 (I'm actually 19).

Any tips for how I should handle the gathering? I'm not gonna skip it. I plan to eat a burger or two (no bun) when I'm over there just to show that I am not starving myself. My aunt is thin but most of my family is overweight to some extent.

>>42006730
>I'm over there just to show that I am not starving myself

if you are 5'9 140 you are starving yousrelf. this is obvious to everyone but you apparently.