FPH - Fat People Hate/Overweight Individuals Dislike

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>>42007122
Chelsea 2020

Ban FPH

>>42007247
Wew

What blows my mind about fatties is that they want the ENTIRE WORLD to change to accommodate their own bad decisions when it would be easier if they just didn't make bad decisions to begin with.

Like, all the hours they sit around dreaming and typing about a fat-acceptance world could just be spent exercising and it would solve the damn problem.

>>42008021
Denying you have problem is easier than fixing said problem, and fatties love easy.

>>42007247
Imagine your only offspring being this ugly

>watching "What the health" on netflix
>fat fuck doctor giving health advice

I'm out

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Belgium's health minister

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Don't know if this has been posted yet. Its every stereotype rolled (lol) into one story.

>https://uk.yahoo.com/style/model-had-best-response-airplane-171500938.html

>Instagram model
>"her takedown of his behaviour is the stuff of legends"
>"When they ask if you're willing and capable to assist people in getting off the airplane in an emergency, do you honestly think you are? he asks her."
>"Natalie, exhibiting a remarkable display of composure, tells him that she works out five times per week and that he knows nothing about her body."

Truly the stuff of legend.

>>42008199
Is belgium even real?

>>42008267
Would she be able to fit through the window exit?

>>42008319
It was, but she ate it.

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This is a favorite.

>>42008369
My favorite part of this is it looks like she's trying to gobble up the honey.

>>42008267
>I violated your privacy, but you're the asshole"

>>42008267
>please proceed past me to the emergency exit
>stop saying you can't fit past me you shitlord, this is no time to be fat-shaming

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Would you have sex with overweight women?

Not obese, but overweight/fat.

>>42008630
I simply don't want to have sex with women in general.

>>42008642
>/fit/ is gay

>>42008648
Fit prepubescent girls, bro

>>42008664
I´m neither prepubescent nor female and certainly not in london...

>>42008698
Shame

>>42008148
Shes probably not Bills only kid.

>>42008630
some overweight girls look fine, some normal BMI girls look disgusting. If a girl has a fat personality/attitude it turns me off like a lightswitch

>>42008166
wew

>start working on overweight
>brother in law has known me for more or less six years
>he hears compliments about my change(went from bmi 30 to 25, still a long way)
>he starts fuming and mentioning how only insecure men work out
>he eats bags of popcorn between meals, I have somehow seen him conjure candies mayne keeps a stash on him
>muh privileged genetics helped him

I have tried changing the menu, footing the bill of food to help him start fixing himself, nah, why, cunt keeps eating maccas, pizza and assorted bullshit. Im renting a room in their house, he only wajts to speak about league of legends all day and goes autismo over muh genetics and muh privileged workout genes.

My sister is retarded and this guy is an absolute faggot.

>>42008267
>so naturally the next time he texts I look
Naturally.

>>42008267
Fucking hell. At least the comment section on the story is pure gold. The fact that she took photos of his private phone texts alone makes here a terrible person.

>>42008267
>i have a very very large social media following

Oh I bet she does

>>42007247
>undemocratic

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>>42008630
I'm celibate for religious purposes and even if I weren't, I wouldn't fuck overweight people.

>>42008630
Absolutely fucking not. You don't reward vices.

>>42009259
kek
10/10

>>42008630
I fucked a fat chick once because I was blackout drunk and she brought me back.
2/10 would not do recommend getting taken advantage of

>>42008630
No.

>>42008630
I'm disgusted with myself and improving, so my bar right now is "no worse than me". I would have to lose 30 lbs of fat, at 210 lbs bodyweight, in order to see my abs, so if a girl is 22 lbs of fat from having girl abs at 158 lbs bodyweight, that's my current cutoff.

>or 15 lbs of extra bodyfat at 105 lbs, etc.

>>42008630
>Wanting to fuck 3d girls

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>>42008630

Yes I don't mind thicc chicks.

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>>42011521
For me Ariel is the only exception

>>42010793

>expecting to see abs at 180

Not unless you're a fitbeast with extra fat atm.

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>>42007122
>be fat
>over 40kg overweight
>lose weight, now within normal BMI
>visit mom
>''You need to get muscles, you're too skinny''
>'S-sure thing mom'
>She's at least 35 kg overweight herself
>She refuses to cut down on alcohol, sweets and doughnuts despite having to undergo surgery on both of her knees and suffers from sleep apnea

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>>42008648
nothing gay about you and your bros helping each other out from time to time

>>42008761
What is a fat personality like?

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>>42008630

Already have, it's god damn awful, no way you can do it without regretting it afterwards and feeling disgusted with yourself.

>>42011544
What's good you co/ck/

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>>42011544

What a depressing picture.

>pic related to thread. its what those 600+ pound creatures remind me of

>>42011554
Mostly because their dicks crawl back inside their bodies after looking at her

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Fresh off the presses. Screen grabbed before she deleted her post.

>>42011806
man i wish this happened to me. i also wish i had a girlfriend

>>42008630
Sure I'd fuck your mom

>>42011806

This is some white people shit.

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>>42011854

>confidence is amazing

So amazing, they made this image to convince themselves as much.

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>everything is fine
>I can do everything a healthy person can do but it a bigger body!

>>42011563
I'm pretty big, I just went way too far bulking and ended up weighing 280 lbs, and have been trying to get my body back under control. I've got a 2 plate OHP, 2.5 plate bench, 4 plate squat, 4.5 plate DL. I can clean 3.5 plates to a front squat.

If I were to water fast or some other meme cut, I'd probably get below 160 before I saw abs, but if I were to magically evaporate 30 lbs of fat with zero muscle loss, I'd be just under 10% bf. I intend to keep after this slow cut and switch to clean maintenance at 190, where I should have a flat stomach. And I'm going to keep that, as long as I can, and when I'm old enough that I can't keep a flat belly at 190, I'm going to intentionally shrink.

I'm 30, and I've been fat most of my life and have given myself excuses because I'm strong and always have been, but my goal is to die having been not fat more than half my life. I want to be that wiry old man, not that big old man gone to seed.

>>42011854

What are those numbers on their backs? How many burgers they can down in one sitting?

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>>42011916
by jobe, i think you've got it

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my dad told me today that he worked with a woman who was somewhat fat. he would always see her stuffing her face with tons of mcdonald's so he asked a different co-worker "isn't she trying to lose weight? she's eating so much". he said "no man, she's trying to GAIN weight"

turns out, she was trying to gain weight so she would be fat enough so that the insurance would cover her getting a gastric bypass.

i thought that was disgusting

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>>42011870
Hope this person dies

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>her forearms are larger then his thighs.

>>42011929
>>42011916
>>42011854

i thought that they were british and they're listing their weight in stone

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>>42009914
my
nigga
I've NEVER seen anyone else admit this irl
What religion?

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Murica

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>>42012005

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fat guys can be shitty too

>>42007247
>2017

Well that settles it

It's the current year

Pack it up, we had a good run.

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doesn't this look delicious /fit/?

>>42012005
>"Being fat =/= being unhealthy!"
>"But if I did choose to be unhealthy, that would be my business."
Is... is this satire? I can't tell any more. I'm too far down the rabbit hole.

>>42012042
>imagine dragging your tongue through all of the folds
>folds that haven't seen the wet side of a washcloth in years
>that sour taste on your tongue

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Thank you Mr. skeleton

>>42009114
league of legends players are human garbage

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>>42012042
mmmmmm, pizza dough in denim

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>>42011863
>>42011870
Robot and /pol/ memes aside, why the fuck are women so awful at times? What is it about a woman that makes them decide that if they've fallen into the mire that everyone else has to get dragged in with them? Why do they insist on living by the Bucket of Crabs rule?

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>>42011937
>Hope you like cuddling!
DIE DIE DIE

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>>42012057
That guy went fucking hard

>>42012004
Buddhism, it's not required but my temple does recommend it. After about 5 or so years of nofap and voluntary celibacy you ignore many of the physical characteristics of people because you no longer see them as competition or as a goal. It helps you treat people based on their character rather than genetic mishaps, diseases or disabilities. Although some physical characteristics, such as obesity, generally mean that the person's character is not well and provide you with the chance to help someone.

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>>42008199
Alberta's health minister

>>42012008
>"hello? yes we need an emergency pizza, STAT"

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my gf's parents friends are not only fat, but filled to the brim with fatlogic. I've probably already told you guys this one, but whatever

>Be me, kinda skinnyfat, but getting into fitness with the help of my fitness nut gf.
>Don't be Cheese mountain and beta orbiter. A husband and wife duo that are 30 and 31 respectively but look about 50 because of fatness and bad eating habits.
>Chilling at her parents place one evening, they're pretty awesome. Find out beta orbiter and cheese mountain are coming that day and decide to stick around for fondue.
>Cheese mountain proceeds to eat a mountain of cheese and talk like only an insecure tumblerina can, taking centre stage in every conversation. Her beta orbiter husband whimpers in shyness on the side, content with eating the dips they brought, which were literally mayonnaise with flavours.
>Cheese mountain makes a sly remark about me being too skinny in (awful) english (I'm eastern european, and this takes place in a non-english speaking country)
>I shock her by actually understanding and hand her fat ass to her on a plate.
>MFW her ass is probably 600000 calories

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>>42012057
fat fuck BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>42012086
I'm celibate as a non denominational protestant desu. I just had a dream once, I don't actually remember it but I remember something telling me not to make fugg to people til i'm married.

It's been hard desu, but yeah it does give you a different perspective on people

>>42011857
>>>/tumblr/
>>>//reddit/

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>>42012064
I'm a woman, I saved/named/posted those, and I'd never do something so fucking despicable. Men do shit like this, too. Check out any doc about feeder culture, you'll see a lot of men that do this to their women for very similar reasons, though feeders/feedies are often mutually complicit in what they do.

Some people are just really fucking awful people, male and female. I think women often engage in shit like this because that's how they fight each other: not with brawn but with character assassination. Make the others seem like bad meat so you look prime simply by comparison, not because you're actually worth a shit. Stuff like what's going on in that article is just another stealth way to stay on top. Ultimately, it's a fucked up person who happens to be female.

But there plenty of us out there who are just as offended and appalled by such actions as you.

Here, have my favorite FPH motivational image to balance the disgust you're feeling.

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>>42012091
I like your story.

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what if you fall /fit/? think about your body for once in your life!

>>42012164
>Using fat as a crumple zone to reduce damage from high speed impacts

Are fatties playing 4d chess here?

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>>42012057
Based skelly

>>42011937
How about "you are fat and that is gross"

>>42012053
Why do you have to make me want to vomit, you degenerate

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bigger people are just as normal as you are /fit/

>>42011992
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42012171
See
>>42011946

>>42008724
>implying she's Bill's biological child when Chelsea is a dead ringer to some other kike politician.

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>>42012171
One of the survivors from Columbine was a fat chick because the buck shot from the shotgun didn't penetrate her fat to hit her organs.
So it is possible some chess moves are being made.

http://www.acolumbinesite.com/victim/injured6.php#nicole

>>42012057
>muh conditions
faggot beat her the fuck out.

>>42012062
>impossible
I love how they always say this, as if people who are normal aren't walking the streets right now.

>>42012252
Who?

>>42012008
where the fuck in america has cobble stone roads?

>>42012118
To be fair the shirt designer is a retard.

>>42011554
clearly she's talking about lesbians

>>42012164
>>42012171
the hilarious part is that it couldn't be more wrong. drop a marble and then a bowling ball, and see which one is more damaged/does more damage. mass is part of the equation that determines force, and most human bones can't withstand that much

>>42012171
Maybe, I mean they do run at 10/20 miles per hour.

>>42011870
>If there's one thing I can't stand looking at, it's a mirror
Fucking lost it

>>42012086
>Buddhism
Neat.
Will you journey to Tibet one day and learn kick-ass martial arts and discipline from ancient monks?

>>42012323
No, I'll travel to Burma and kill shitskin mudslimes with Wirathu

>>42012203
dat fat running bitch probably got tired after running an extra 10 ft distance.

>>42011959

All according to cakeaku

>>42012328
My dream life right here. I'd join up in a second if I could keep my hair.

>>42011937

Should have just worn a Goodyear shirt for the flight.

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>>42012131

>feeder culture

Thank you for reminding me about this smug fuck face.

>>42011897
2 pl8 ohp and 2.5 pl8 bench. Interesting stuff fatty.

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>>42011937
>looks like we get to share a personal space bubble today!
if anyone said that to me on an airplane i'd personally crack open the emergency door and push that cock gargling faggot out of the plane

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>>42012419

https://youtu.be/f8HDFAu6Z3A

Now she's preggers again after TWO FUCKING MISCARAGES!

https://youtu.be/uh7ukQ2n2Us

>>42012064
It's not that women are worse it's just that more women are obese then men because of hight, non physical work, pregnancy, etc... All obese people are garbage.

>>42012278
I think it's a zoo or amusement park, judging by the stroller.
I actually just looked into it, and it seems like the Harry Potter world in Florida.

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>>42012062
>By Linda Bacon
Pottery

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>>42012164
The modern western woman is so disconnected from reality.

does anybody have that image of the milkshake with like 3000 calories?

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>>42012606

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>>42012615

GotUFam

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>>42012617
>he thinks a reaction image is a counter argument

>>42012271
you could literally just google "who is chelsea clintons father"

>>42011521
she deserves to be in the stocks in the city square for getting her BIG FAT TITTIES reduced

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can you coffee table hold the weight of an REAL woman?

>>42008267
Someone pls post: "Natalie Hage, I think you misspelt huge" - on her socials and get the ball moving

>>42012731
She looks like exactly the kind of stupid bitch that thinks saying things wrong and fucking things up makes her fun if she remembers to tee-hee afterwards.

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>>42011854
>fat people are confident

>>42012017
This one makes the angriest out of everything in this thread for some reason.

>>42012606
>Men congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them

If only.

>>42012096
>this is what thiccfags want

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They're still doing this "let's put the ugliest girl in the office in clothing you'd normally see on instagram models" shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuq4gnfFUQc

>>42012004
>implying hannibal motherfucking barka isn't the greatest general to ever live.

what is it like to have such pleb taste

>have 400+ pound coworker
>she talks on the phone all the time
>overhear she is trying to lose weight
>"good for her I guess"
>today
>brought in her usual grocery bag of shit
>empties it out into the work fridge
>go to grab a water
>bag has 1 store bought salad, 1 pound of strawberries, 2 arizona ice teas, and a full jar of nutella
>already has a 2 liter of orange soda on her desk

>>42012164
>what is a ribcage

>>42008267
She says her photos show he's not in her space, but look at how much gut & ass are crammed into that skirt.
She hasn't shown the nearest edge of his seat for a reason, and it's not just because she hasn't got the arm mobility.

>>42008630
That one varies wildly depending on the girl desu.

>>42012632
how do you fit that much into a 32oz cup

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>>42011521

https://youtu.be/CYFna7Y37F8

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>>42008267
Scrolling down to find comments but instead found this.

I didn't click on the article but I'm 90% certain that synopsis means she attempted leg day in some places and went back to Oceania to rejoin her pod due to heart attacks and generally being huge.

>>42012582
I was going to say, I think that's wizarding world. When in doubt look at the shoes. Euros wear way different looking shoes than in the US

>>42012749
>that blue hole

>>42011959
My nurse practitioner stepmother had a nurse coworker who did the same thing. She got the gastric bypass, and then ballooned to a weight that was even heavier than before her gastric bypass because she never fixed her eating habits.

I want to shake these people and firmly tell them that changing their diet and exercising will do the exact same thing for so much less money.

>>42012868
>Wearing sheer clothing only for a week

Okay now here's something to think on. What if you didn't? For the sake of the nation?

>>42012606
One of the cringiest pastas ive ever read

>>42012647
It says bill clinton

>>42012005
>I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables
YEAH BUT HOW MANY FUCKING CALORIES DO YOU CONSUME

>>42011937
> hope you like cuddles
You are a disgusting creature and no sane man would ever be attracted to you
I would rather remain a virgin than have to look at you

>>42012017
>I BET THOSE SIXPACK GRAPES ARE SO SOUR
>>42012057
>this pic was taken in a restaurant before I devoured buffalo chicken strips dipped in ranch
Good for him for blowing her the fuck out, but he should really take her advice, he's underweight and just as delusional. 6pc chicken strips and ranch is not a meal to write home about.

>>42013230
>YEAH BUT HOW MANY FUCKING CALORIES DO YOU CONSUME
I eat a lot of fruit and vegetables, I don't eat carbs because they don't agree with me.

>>42013369
That's not what I asked.

>>42013397
Why does it feel like I need to justify my existence here in this room?

>>42008630
I have and still do. My ex is about 205lbs and we still fuck on a regular basis as I can't be fucked to bother with anybody new for the time being and get to know them and all that shit.

Obviously, it would be nice if she was a bit slimmer because the lighter she is, the more I can throw her around and it's basically just better sex - I know this because to be fair to her, she used to weigh about 60lbs more - and at that point (when we were still together) we just stopped having sex because I didn't find her attractive in the slightest and she was never interested anyway because she felt the same about herself.

But yeah, short version is that sex with an overweight girl isn't as good as with a normal healthy sized girl, but it's good enough that I'm always eager to jump her when I get the chance.

>>42013426
because you do.

how many calories do you consume.

>>42012278
boston, parts of DC and new york, probably chicago

>>42009114
As somebody who has lost nearly 90lbs so far - I can only say that this shit is something you get used to. 90% of people will either be nice or are socially aware enough to not try to make shitty remarks about your improvement, but there's always a few (quite frankly, stupid people) who try to have a dig because they feel that my success equals their failure.

Just do what I do, don't engage in hostility or debate with them, simply laugh it off and in the rare occasion when they're stupid enough to start getting angry (doesn't happen much when you're fitter and lifting) then simply tell them the conversation is over and to fuck off. Literally don't waste any more time on them than is necessary. Cut off and walk away.

Oh and keep going and doing let the haters get you down. If anything, just feel sorry for them being so basic that they're hating on you.

>>42013464
I don't feel like I have to answer that question because I don't think a thin person would be asked a question like that.

>>42013496
they would if they were claiming their body defied the laws of thermodynamics as dozens of skellies claim on /fit/ every day

>>42012057
I admire that guy. He thinks like I do.

>>42011863
She's a terrible cunt, but to be fair, if the guy doesn't have the strength to see through her bullshit or just resist then he doesn't deserve to make it.

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>this thread
>muricans thinking fat people only eat McD

>>42013369
>eat a lot of fruit
>don't eat carbs

You fucking what m8?

>>42013531
What sort of fucking newfag are you ? Lurk more jesus christ.

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>>42008630
>fat fetish

>>42012019
Someone should add a "fit" column

>>42009259
Took me a moment

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>>42013566
Depends on what overweight's definition is.

I mean, if the bitch had massive tits from giving birth to my offspring, she'd be overweight, but I'd still fuck her.
>he doesn't want to turn a woman into his breeding sow
u gay

>>42012873

> implying anyone would rank him as the GOAT even with absolute fanboy-bias in there heart

Hannibal was a great general but GOAT? Nah, son. Pick up a book.
Top 10 of antiquity? Maybe.

Try Genghis or Jebe or Alexander

>>42012096
She even ate one of the cardboard boxes

>>42012617
I though fedoras are supposed to represent white knighting, not mega misos

>>42013674

they had numbers and power, he just had brains and balls

take your head out of your ass

>>42012445
Oi you fucking druggo

>>42013369
What is this referencing? I know it is but I can't fucking remember where from

>>42012118
>sci-fi inspired coexist shirt

>>42012291
Kek well done

everytime i see those threads i am thankful of having been bullied in school!
Jesus, if everyone told me i'm perfect and beautiful instead of a pudgy fuck i probably wouldn't have realized that i'm overweight until it was "too late"

>>42012873
Scipio Africanus is calling, he's outside Catharge

>>42007122
thats not a question.

>>42013713
julius vid

>>42012005
>Draws herself as having a tiny neck and a thigh gap despite fat
Every time

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>>42013701

> Jebe
> Numbers

Ok, kid. I know you enjoy your 8th grade history class, but there is more to reality.

Cannae was great and all but getting ultimately rekt by Scipio takes your ““““best general eva““““ trait away.

Also
> power

Yeah, sure. Hannibal didnt command the most powerful army skill wise in that time period?
Get your act together

>>42012320
Fucking fat poeple always have the stupidest looking clothes. Especially the women. They always wear plain shit most people don't wear it public like sweat shirts/pants or they wear these over the top colorful dresses that fucking NOBODY wears. Do they think those flashy colorful dresses make up for the fact that their bodies are fucking trash?

>>42009259
heh

>>42008199
>>42012087
>both jews

polisneverwrong.jpg

>>42012064
women do not (generally) have the competitive drive that men (generally) have. they do not (generally) desire to improve themselves, only to drag others to their level or even further below it.

>>42012008
>cobble stone road
>mostly white crowd in a city

it's not America

>>42012062
>Linda Bacon

Aside from that name being hilarious, it's also a jew name, which is not surprising.

>>42012091
>>Don't be Cheese mountain and beta orbiter

I'm not kidding, at first I saw this as "Chinese mountain" and I spent like half a minute trying to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.

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>>42012059

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>>42012253
>2017
>not posting the original

>>42012906
7zip compression

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>>42013369

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>at work the other night
>graveyard shift at a little gas station
>two hambeasts roll in
>immediately waddle over to the chili and cheese machine for nachos
>watching them dump a horrific amount of cheese over the nachos
>suddenly one of them opens the machine and rips out the cheese
>staring in horror as cheese goes fucking everywhere
>she squeezes the bag to get the entirety of the bag onto the chips
>ma'am please stop that
>O-OH HELLO the cheese wasn't coming out so I thought I'd-
>because you used the whole bag. I just changed it so, you used an entire bag of cheese
>y-yeah well... Look at these nachos, that's such a little amount
>you know nachos are supposed to be more chip than cheese, right?
>she stares at me
>mfw
>she snaps at me
>YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!? HUH?
>just continue staring at her smugly
>Y-YOU FUCKING... ARRRGH YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT? HUH!?!?!
>she starts to waddle out taking her nachos with her
>you gonna pay for that?
>UUUUGGGHHH
>glares at me the entire time then storms out (to the best of here ability)

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>>42014068

>>42014068
couldn't you have charged her extra for the entire bag? surely those aren't that cheap.

>>42014092
>I GET TO EAT ALL THE MEAT AND CHEESE I WANT STAY MAD CARBFAGS

>>42014099
The chili and cheese is "free with purchase" so technically as long as you buy the nachos you can get however much you want. Of course, most people only get a little of each because they're not disgusting

>>42014116
oh, yeah, i know that they're supposed to be free, but this seems like a special case.

>>42012449
>women are meant to have curves
yeah no ill take my abs-gf anytime over a woman that doesn't do sports.

Actually it got so far that i am not even interested in woman who don't workout anymore.

>>42008630
No. I'm a 26 year old virgin and I wouldn't get anywhere near a fat bitch. I had a few in highschool try their luck, I just told them to fuck off. I'd rather die a virgin than fuck a girl over 110 pounds.

>>42014015
It looks like an American touring Europe. I know, I once went on a tour of Rome with some fellow (out of shape) Americans. They were falling all over themselves and getting out of breath walking on the cobblestone parts of the road. It was especially bad because most of them were from the south. Southerners are the most out of shape in this country.

>>42012091
if her parents are only 30 and 31, then how fucking old is your GF, dude?

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>>42011937
>armrest goes down
>pencil goes to the side she is sitting
>everytime she invades my personal space she stiches herself on the pencil

also:
crop your shit

>>42011854
>Confidence is better
Yeah that's why they feel the need to post these things.

>>42008630
I went through a couple chubbies once, and the sex was great because they were down to do whatever I wanted. Basically, they acted like the whores that hot chicks tend not to appreciate. Yes, holding on to the fat belly was incredibly gross, but there are lots of positions where you don't have to be so close, and the engorged tits make for another level of fun that fit girls lose out on.

This being said, I didn't date the fatties. That is crossing a line.

>>42013697
gotta eat the fiber

>>42012632
There's fucking crabs in an Oreo Shake?

>>42008630
I may be a hugless, handholdless, kissless, virgin... But even I have standards.

>>42013698
The fedoras shifted to redpillers, MRAs and MGTOW some years ago
The defining characteristic of fedoras is that they define their whole existence on their relationship with women. Either by putting them on a pedestal or by makign such a big public show of how they are gonna use and despise them.

>>42012320
what's with fat chicks and their obsession with mermaids? Buoyancy =/= good swimmer.

>>42014534
deep down these whales know where they belong

>>42014396
probably shimp shells for savory/umami

>>42008630
Depends how they carry the weight [spoiler] and if they're as cute as you my sweet perfect animeposter

>>42013315
How can you tell he's underweight? He just doesn't have big arms

>>42014156
>he doesn't date 15 year olds
Spoiler alert, girls usually lose their virgnity when they're 17 and i don't want to taste some other man's cock everytime i kiss my gf.

>>42014709
this but not autistically

>>42014709
>15
You better not be over 20. That's fucked up
that also makes her parents pretty young, huh..

>>42012008
Looks like Brit tourists in disney world. Source: I live in Orlando

>>42012328
Godspeed

Let the Mudslime filth feel the fury of the dragon brother

>>42014709
>17

More like 13

>>42014156
He was talking about her parents friends

>>42012873
>>42013674
>>42013773
One word:

Germanicus

Wow, you all are jealous of a people with superior intellect. You are just meatheads, the ones who got picked on throughout school, the ones who had no control over your lives and decided to become big. Maybe there is no difference between the chubby guys and the muscle guys, because they eat for the same reason, no control over their lives. Maybe they're not so different from each other, but you should not make fun of them. Rude!

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>>42011929
The expression is: "By Jove."
Jove means Jupiter.

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>>42014830
b8 harder faggot

>>42008267
>I'm shaking right now
Jiggling. The word you are looking for a jiggling.

>>42012874
Some people should just be more educated about diet and metabolism. ffs

>>42012091
u a child slammer

>>42012868
I have such immeasurable hate for Kristin Chirico

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>>42014830
>tfw too intelligent to lose weight

>>42012050
You are too far down the rabbit hole because that's where you find these people

>>42015031
>too far down the rabbit hole
Why would a fatty be there? Too many carrots, note enough chocolate.

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>>42012091
>Literally mayonnaise with flavours
Dude those mayo emulsions are the best for certain foods.
You probably didn't even try them!

>>42012320
I hate how these fat cunts talk. "Et al". Are you fucking serious? Never even realised women's studies used Harvard referencing

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Fat people are happy, confident, enjoying life, can do anything thin people can do, live longer, are more attractive, survive surgeries better, don't get diseases because of their weight, and what not.
Thin people are perpetually dieting, hurting themselves, sickly, unattractive, spend all their time in the gym instead of enjoying themselves and are insecure.

How are fat people oppressed again according to HAES?

>>42007247
>sean got fat
>undemocratic
NEW SPEAK HERE WE GOO

guys this thread is making me feel ill

i'm thinking about using the gym across the road from me. What kind of clothes should I use to work out in? It's just the clothes I usually wear while sawing wood tend to get a huge sweat patch from my gooch and I don't want to be seen in public like that.

[spoiler]Chunky girls are nice, man.[/spoiler]

>>42014709
>>42014787
Mohamed plz go

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>>42011929
>by jobe

>>42008630
Depends entirely on build, but generally a fat stomach just turns me off completely, but this
>>42011521
is nice

>>42012064
Honor is a male abstraction,

>>42013057
I wonder if people have such faith in weight loss surgery because (in part) it's so costly: "It's wildly expensive and might kill me, it must be the key!" Whereas CICO gets regarded with scepticism because it's more than free, it saves you money.

>>42008630

Depends wholly on your interpretation of overweight/fat.
The medical overweight? Sure. If it's close enough to the healthy level, it usually means they still have a nice body, but with some excess fat. Wouldn't be my ideal body type, but I'm not that picky.
What Americans considers overweight? Never.

>>42012874
Tell her to keep the strawberries and throw the rest out, strawberries are good substitutes for sweets

>>42011607

Lazy, self-absorbed, entitled.

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>>42011957

>>42014068
>>42014116
>Cheese poured directly onto nachos
I still don't get it. Unless you cram it down your gut at light speed you're going to end up with soggy, cardboardy chips that you can't pick up without a huge mess.

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>>42015008
Everytime I see a image of those women I just get blown away by the idea that they can look at themselves every day and go "yeah this is good. I'm cool with this"

>>42015008
I want to see slow motion video of this creature set to the Pacific Rim soundtrack

>>42008267
>fat bitch empowered by HAES thinks she is fit, because she "works out" 5 times a week, and is a """"model"""", so she sits in the exit row
>plane on fire after emergency landing
>turns out fat bitch isn't as fit as she thought she is
>50 people burn to death
Thanks, HAES.

>>42008630
I first though I would, if she has good fat distribution, but then I looked up the overweight cutoff for women, and it turned out that a girl 8 inches shorter than me would have to weight almost as much as I do, so definitely no, no-one is that lucky with her fat distribution.

>>42015508
>Unless you cram it down at light speed
Anon, do you know how many litters of water a whale can store in its mouth?

>>42010710
cracks me up every time

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>>42012057
fukin rekt

>>42012086
So you're not gonna get a wife, ever? I get not sexing till marriage, but that seems kinda strange.

>>42013108
Web Hubbell

>>42013315
He's definitely not underweight from a health perspective, the underweight cutoff is surprisingly low.

>>42012164
More like she has no visceral fat to give her heart disease, and she has strong abs that can actually protect her organs on impact, unlike fat, of which you'd need like 70 lbs to provide any protection. Plus she won't break her legs if she falls.

>>42013697
kek.

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>>42007247
Yass Queen, slay!

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>>42007247
please god let the DNC try to make this happen kek

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>>42008319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4

Basically a non-country.

>>42008630
not a fucking chance

>>42011937
whenever a fattie sits next to me \i ask the flight attendant to be moved, fuck their feelings I don't care to have their sweaty rolls pressed against me for hours

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>>42016079
>Even the dog

>>42016141
tfw a pretty girl changed seats after seeing my ticket

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>>42008630
>crush is/was fat.
>get ghosted after asking for a date in the shittiest way possible.
>want to say no
who am i kidding ? no self respect and plenty of bad memories whats one more ?

>>42008630
tried once, dick didn't work.

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>>42016229
10/10, mate.

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>>42016229
>even got the leddit logos

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>>42009259

>>42016079
At least the kid isn't fat
>yet

>>42012278
Charleston

>>42012086
Can you tell me how to suppress bad thoughts ?
Insecure, unworthy etc ?

>>42008021
They're eating while posting about fat shit. Can't really eat and exercise at the same time.

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>>42012057
> i GAIN weight when i diet

>>42012923
you're retarded, that didn't even make sense. anyway, she broke her vocal cords or whatever the fuck happens to them, which happens to singers. you could make that assumption yourself if you weren't so retarded.

>>42011854
>cheeseburger
>carbs
it's no mystery how these people become obese.. also
>more confidence
fucking implying

>>42014092

I could have sworn I saw a fatass doing this at a bus stop near my work yesterday. Unfortunately didn't have time for a picture or a second look.

>>42009114
what is maccas anyways?

>>42014068
>ma'am please stop that
kek

>>42016549

McDonald's.

>>42014150
>110 pounds
jesus fuck, tall girls can weigh 140 and be thinas a rail, do you want to fuck midgets?

>>42016582
did you miss the part where he said he was a virgin? he has no idea how much women weigh, or how they look naked outside of pornos.

>>42014992
>halfway through boob town

>>42012347

Lot of pressure on the cameraman. They could only afford 1 take. If he didnt get the shot there and then the whole crew would need to come back the next day.

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>>42014092
>tfw used to do that with colby-jack blocks
Why does it have to be so good?

>at a Chinese takeaway place, buying 2 dozen steamed wontons for my mom and I for lunch
>hamplanet and her moony daughter come to order food while I'm waiting
>both are shorter than me but twice as wide
>both are wearing fuck ugly leggings, have fupas, have armflabs, the works
>ordinarily would be unremarkable except I overhear the mother explaining to the nice, skinny, cheerful Chinese lady behind the counter that she's trying to make healthier choices and drink more water etc
>in my mind, I wonder what about takeout Chinese screams healthy choice to her, but I also mentally praise her for recognising she has problems
>but of course, when I see them go to sit down, she has a ginger ale and the daughter has a coke
>watch them gulp noodles and chicken until food comes, sauce slurping everywhere
>daughter eats like a seal, can't even be bother to bring food on fork all the way to mouth, just stops 3/4 of the way and chucks it into her maw
>mother eats like a dog, nose to noodles, eyes darting everywhere making sure no one will come steal her food
>stare impassively until wontons are done, collect food and leave menagerie behind

I'm not even saying they should eat the steamed wontons or that they're even good for you. My mom and I had just gone to the dentist together and our mouths were slightly sore, otherwise might have very well gotten something similar.
But the fucking lip service and hypocrisy that comes with fat logic isn't the absolute worst to witness

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>>42007122
FUCKING KILL GAINERS I HATE THIS SHIT, I DON'T MIND REGULAR FAT PEOPLE SO MUCH BUT HOLY SHIT STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE INTO BLOATED HAM PLANETS TO FUEL YOUR DISGUSTING FETISH YOU ABSOLUTE INFANT

>>42011521
I met Ariel at a film shoot at my uni last year. Even in specially tailored clothes meant to improve the figure, she's pretty dumpy looking in person. Was actually disappointed

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>>42012017
Easily reversible

>>42012725
>did they mean it literally ?

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>>42011870
Killing her would be legit self defence. I hope that dude woke up and dump her toxic ass.

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>>42015008
is this the ultimate BOG PILL??

>>42016903
I second this train of thought.

If fatties are what gets your engine running then fine, whatever creams your twinkie but for fucks sake leave other people out of your crazy fetish

>>42017028
>used to think muscular women were gross
>after spending so much time on /fit/ and having lost a shit load of weight my opinion has changed
>still don't like crazy jacked women but now I find chicks with muscle definition hot AF

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>>42011863
>>42011870
>Waaah I hurt myself at the gym, better go eat some fast food like the fat fuck I am!
>I better drag my boyfriend into this because I don't want to feel bad for myself!
Fuck this bitch

>>42011894
shoulders like ha no fuckin way

>>42017036
>Killing her would be legit self defence
planetary defense

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>>42016105
>Be me
>Venezuelan
>Mfw when left pic happens every day
>Mfw peaple here, including women, have extremly hard lives
>Some spent their days at the street, fighting aganist our shit goverment
>some of them cant even fucking eat
>a while ago, we found some kids living in the sewers
>IN THE FUCKING SEWERS
>Mfw when murican hamplanets complain they cant eat half the menu at a mcdonalds beacuse peaple judge them

>>42016968
It's because her neck is too short. That fucks up her whole look and makes her look shorter and fatter

>>42017561
>peaple
Bruh, FYI, it's "people".

>>42017780
My bad

>>42017817
No worries, practice makes perfect.

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>>42017561
Fucking this. There's no problems quite like first world problems

>>42017561
I sincerely hope life gets better for your people

>>42008630
>Would you have sex with overweight women?

At gunpoint to save my life, yes. For lots of money, yes. For pleasure, fulfillment, or procreation, no.

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>>42018119

Thanks man. Have nice pic.

>>42016582
Women over 5'5 are gross.