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Any girl I dated when I show them comics that they would never think exist, like DEMO or East of West, Black Science, Deadly Class, and even SAGA and Young Avengers. They always end up really digging them. A few years ago (wow can't believe how long it's been) this girl ate all of hickman's avengers in a weekend, and was really into it. We broke up before Secret Wars, I wonder if she kept up with it.

I know a few of my exes kept collecting after we broke up. Aquaman and Batwoman have become favorites to a few people because of some of y recommends. Also Azz's Wonder Woman vol. 1 was a gift for this girl I was kinda wooing and she loved it more than anything else I bought or got her after (like mixes or little gifts), which also made me feel dope.

Also recommended Enigma for my clerk at my LCS and he has not stopped thanking me since.

ITT: Stories that never actually happened.

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>>85437201
Am I wrong?

>Sitting in the bank trying to stay awake until the end of my shift
>Some kid is wearing an edgy 90's Spider-Man shirt, so I try to be nice so he doesn't shoot up the bank
>He keeps mentioning suicide something to me and I smile and nod
>Starts talking about kids books
>Try to pretend I'm dark and creepy like him
>It works. He's talking about a vision he has.
>At this point I'm terrified and he can tell the fear on my face.
>He reaches for his pocket and I prepare to run for my life.
>I make up some shit about his grim anime book.
>He forces me to read more.
>I need to get the fuck out now. He's giving me this weird look and he keeps saying he's funny, wickid and has a nihilistic sense of humour.
>I slowly raise my head to him so he doesn't get startled.
>For some reason he nods at me like an ape.
>I skip the usual procedure and just give him the cash so he gets the fuck away. I mumble something under my breath resembling thank you but at this point I'm so nervous nothing comes out.
>Skip to a week later
>I'm doing my last shift after suffering through that horrible experience. He's back and he's wearing a diaper and a long black trench coat. I tell everyone I have experience with him and I'll take him.
>I phone the police as he babbles on about his dark anime book again.

>>85436688
Being black isn't as cool as you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqR4CZj0mJQ

you are already black, anon

>>85436388
New episodes when?

Is this show good? I never see people talk about it on /co/.

>>85436388
Lori is a bretty cool girl for bringing along that cunt.

>>85436372
The black panther.

>>85436372
Vibranium could ALWAYS be utilized.

>>85436372
Ethiopia did it

>>85436214
Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes and those Kid Spirou comics

>>85436214
Either I'm retarded or your link is a little fucked, man.
And GIS is giving me deadpool wallpapers for some reason.

>>85436214
Is this Belgian?

>>85435984
No.

>>85436029
First post is best post, as always.

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>>85436029
You've gotta do it, Batman.

If not for Gotham, do it for Barbara.

That would make sense.

>>85435852
People don't have H bombs laying arround
That would kill people, and they would like to avoid this if possible
Modern gems have much more advanced weapons, the retaliation would be doom

This is pretty much covered by Winter Forecast. Steven walks in on the Gems about to launch the Shooting Star at the Galaxy Warp, then Pearl goes over all the dangers inherent to sending an explosive through the warp system. It's apparently a pretty bad idea, since they don't even end up doing it.

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>>85435380
>G1 movie is still the absolute best thing the franchise has ever produced, and probably the most beloved by fans, so I have no idea why no attempt has ever been done to do a series like it again.
Keep telling yourself that.

>>85435380
But they have done it. There's a new show, Combiner Wars, set in the same universe! It's explicitly targeted at G1 fans. You should check it out.

>>85435534
I mean an actual remake starting from the beginning, with the autobots and Decepticons coming to Earth for the first time and all.

>>85435245
Go to bed Timm

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When I was a lad, I thought Max should've dropkicked Roxanne and dated this seductress.

I was a stupid fucking kid.

>>85434957
Because Ranma is hot as fuck.

>Show with, like, ten girls
>Only hot one is the guy

>>85434957
Because Yapapa Yapapa Ishanten

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>>85434977

>Only hot one is the guy
>Shampoo
>Not Hot

I'M GONNA RIP RANMA'S STUPID HEAD OFF!

>>85434828
We need a moody girl, so we'll use Blueberry.

Why does she show everyone her feet?
Are girls really that slutty in real life?

>>85434828
Watch beta

Batman Universe comics, the same ones Green Arrow and Flash are from

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>>85433903
She becomes "minor supporting character in Firestorm like twenty years ago".

>>85433903
Batman.

>>85433869
>Is there a marvel formula?

Yes

Hero gets his origin story, meets a nice white woman, and kills the big bad white man, followed shortly by a teaser of an upcoming film

>>85434066
>kills the big bad white man

Oh, I get it. Marlel is the company with the SJW agenda right?

It's not DC is taking traditionally white, blue eyed and blonde haired characters and replacing them with brown islanders or anything.

Dance off, bro.

>>85433869
>Are they mad yet?

He can manipulate dreams and possess people.

He could manipulate dreams as far back as Chille Tid.

>>85433828
Since when the fuck has anyone ever thought this fat faggot had super speed?