Luke Cage

>>85436688
Being black isn't as cool as you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqR4CZj0mJQ

you are already black, anon

wtf i hate white people now

>in America

For what purpose?

>>85436688
can't you just commit suicide normally

>>85436759

I imagine having to go to the barbers every two weeks is a pain in the ass

>>85436688
>you want to get shot at for just walking down the street
>Luke Cage's origin is literally being in jail for a crime he didnt commit
lol

Really wish I could get into the comics from the 70s. One character that did leave am impression on me was Chemistro, he's the kind of black male no one really wants to acknowledge exists. I'm not talking about intelligence, from a social standpoint he works as a great parallel to Luke.

Holy shit, he's wearing his tiara!

All his friends, his family...everyone he ever talks to are so incredibly dead.

Good job Luke.

>>85439019

On the plus side if you have a half decent IQ you will be on average far wealthier than a white guy of the same IQ. Shoe in for scholarships and ivy league as well.

The top of the bell curve does very well with black skin in the US. There's still going to be some downsides, but they seem rather insignificant to the bennies to me.

>>85436688
wtf i hate dc now

Will Frank be in the Defenders?

>>85439840
Do you have sources for that or does it just feel like that's how it works?

>>85439686
He had to try.

>>85436688
So do I, but that's mostly because I'm ginger and thus have melanin envy

>>85440933
You mean Olsen envy?

>>85436688
>no racemixing
>black on black violence
might be okay

wealthy suburban black or poor city black?

>>85440933

>ginger

It can't be that bad, i mean as long as you don't have curly hair you're just another Irish looking white guy aren't you?

>>85436688
Hi Bendis

>>85439840

That's really not how it works.

>>85436688
OP here,

Meant to say
>I want to be blacked.

>>85441007
Oh, it's curly. Gloriously so.

>>85437751
Can confirm it fucking sucks. Then some tiny pieces of hair get stuck inside your shirt, and you have to shower

>>85436759
>Uzain speed
>super strength + big dong
>can summon brothers for black up
>age like wine
It's the closest thing to irl super powers.

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>>85440828

But of course.

http://theunsilencedscience.blogspot.nl/2013/10/black-suits-gowns-skin-sat-scores-by.html

>>85441102
Freckles? Green eyes? London?

>>85441274
Do you have any that aren't over 20 years out of date?

>>85441281
Yes, no, not any more.

>>85441233
Must have fucked up my roll because I didn't get any of those buffs.

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>>85441296

Racial statistics get more trustworthy the older they get.

>>85441658
Oriel Bernadau looks disturbingly like Laurence Fishburne.

>>85440442
No. It wouldn't even make any sense for him to be there, Neither of the four main characters would let him gun down people. Unless it's the Hand again, in which case even DD lets him go into town

>>85441658
There's a white guy there that looks a hell of a lot like Denzel Washington.
Also, second from the top is definitely Smeagol.