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Superman isn't for kids. He's a dark and tormented Christ allegory.

>>85429755
t.snyder

Well his movies have been pretty bad. Don't even see why he deserves one. Just bring back JL or YJ.

>>85429605
For some reason, I remember there being a joke involving Batman and that dog but it was before BvS came out.

>>85429605
No, BATMAN, you must rape the Joker for the good of mankind. You MUST.

>>85429605
MARTHAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>85429261
because the writers didn't flat out pander to the ship until fairly recently

>>85429784
DID they actually make them a thing, either past or present tense? Olson's con-talk and tweet was the last I remember hearing about it

>>85429801
>Adventure Time
>doing anything that calls for even the tiniest of balls

Lesbians are supposed to be the safe choice and yet it still won't be allowed. Not like isn't 200% cancer, it already is even at this hinting/teasing stage.

>>85429136
There's always Terra!

>>85429136
She looks cute, but God the voice acting is fucking atrocious. Seriously, I heard better acting from a toaster that was on fire with a cat stuffed inside it.

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>>85429161
>>85429136
Yes there is always Terra.

>>85429128
Is she "our gal"?

>>85429128
>>85429128

>hottest girl in the kingdom
>could fuck any dude she wants
>still lusts for Simba's dick even though he's been gone for 15 years.

Remind me why I'm supposed to root for Simba again? Dude doesn't even have to be there and the chicks still want his cock.

>>85429180

What other Lion dudes are there besides Scar and Simba at the time?

Keeps up the show's spirit and flavor but it isn't as funny because of the format.

>>85429043
If you haven't gotten to the point where you look back on the time in your life when you were into Zim with disgust because of what a disgusting little shit you were, you'll enjoy it.

>>85429043
I think it's better than the show. The stories are much bigger and darker.

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>>85428963
Reality doesn't allow for girls made of oil or girls with snake tails

How people somehow think Marge or Lois are worth fapping over is beyond me

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>>85428963
>Why do people want to fuck cartoons so much?
Are you being serious or rhetorical? Because, if the former, you answered your own question. If the latter, why make a thread out of this?

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I really don't like how it is shunned to jerk off to R34 even though it's common online, there are plenty of dedicated artists, and even professional artists drew nudes of their characters.

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Well, there was that Kryptonian virus that made him go crazy and lose his powers...

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>>85428718
Pic related is probably a contender. Superman sees Darkseid, and charges at him full bore.

>>85428718
sleep tight super

>>85428228
>Are the main characters supposed to all have mental disabilities?
Clarence -no
Sumo- not sure but leaning on no
Jeff-definitely most likely OCD

Surprisingly good. It's a decent show that /co/ never talks about

>>85428430
Sumo actually seems more normal than Clarence, who seems like an actual retard
But they are all at the age where it's okay to act like a retard

>>85428222
S-SHE CAN CCUT YOU IN ONE SWORD SLASH LIKE MOVIN THE LAAWN

Hick Flag was awful.
I'd rather they just cast Baby Eastwood as that character. Might as well have an actor who was nice to look at while he did nothing but be boring

>>85428231
SHE HAS HUSBAND IN SWORD

>>85427988
(2/5)

Row 3:

Mr. Fantastic vs. Shazam – I fucking hate Reed Richards, so I’ll try to stay objective as Billy Batson pounds his stupid fucking play-do face through the goddamn floor.

Invisible Woman vs. Red Tornado – Every time I read the Fantastic Four, Sue Storms power levels are either pathetically weak or insanely powerful, so I’m just going to say that on the day of this fight she forgets how powerful she is and Red tears her apart.

Human Torch vs. Hawkman – Carter Hall is the name I give when I order pizza. I love Hawkman, and I hate Johnny Storm. But honestly, the Torch probably has a better chance of winning this fight.

Thing vs. Hawkgirl – Hawkgirl is about to lose when suddenly a wormhole opens up, sucks Ben Grimm through, shoots him out the other side where he dies forever and everyone forgets he ever existed so another comic is never written about him again. For reals though, if she has her nth metal mace from the Justice League cartoon she could win, but I think this one goes to the Thing.

She-Hulk vs. Firestorm – I have no fucking clue how this one plays out. I really don’t know much about either of these characters. I flipped a coin though, and it says Firestorm wins.

Row 3 Battle – If Captain Marvel has actually stepped up and become the wizard Shazam, he can basically solo the other team. Otherwise, he’s still more than enough to turn the tide and give team DC another win.

Row 4: I’m gonna save us all a lot of time and say that Marvel wins every fight this round. As has already been pointed out, the Bat-Family is woefully outmatched.

>>85427997
(3/5)
Row 5:

Storm vs. The Atom – My gut says Atom. This is a weird pairing. Storm is WAY more powerful than Atom, but her attacks just aren’t focused enough to hit something that small. Atom can get inside her, rupture blood vessels step on her brain, whatever.

Colossus vs. Booster Gold – I don’t care what anyone says, Colossus wins. I like Booster Gold, but Colossus was the first superhero I wanted to be when I grew up, so I’m sticking my fingers in my ears and ignoring you all.

Gambit vs. Blue Beetle – If this was Ted Kord I would say Gambit, hands down, but Reyes is on a whole other level. I also don’t know as much about him, But I think he takes this one.

Rogue vs. Zatanna – This is another one that I really can’t say on. Not because I’m unfamiliar with the characters, I just don’t know. I’m going to give it to Zatanna, I think she wins as long as she can keep Rogue away from her.

Angel vs. Dr. Fate – Unless I missed Angel getting ahuge upgrade, Dr. Fate stomps this one.

Row 5 Battle – I will try to be objective, because Colossus. Depending on who’s inside the helmet, Fate can be ridiculously overpowered. DC probably wins, because Storm is the Marvel side’s heavy hitter, and she can’t go full out on her powers without risking her teammates. This one goes to DC. Just kidding, Colossus solos and stomps.

Row 6:

Deadpool vs. Arsenal – Deadpool wins. Deadpool shrugs off every arrow that he doesn’t dodge, and wins.

Daredevil vs. Starfire – Probably Starfire, unless there’s something I don’t know about.

Luke Cage vs. Raven – Probably Raven. Cage has bulletproof skin, but that won’t save him in this fight.

Iron Fist vs. Beast Boy – This is another fight that I just can’t match the two characters up on. I’m going to say Iron Fist.

Dr. Strange vs. Kid Flash – Speedforce or not, Strange is a fucking Deus Ex Machina half the time. I give him the win on this fight.

>>85428010
(4/5)
Row 6 Battle – I haven’t kept up on Raven, but I don’t think she’s more powerful than Strange. I think he tips this into Marvel’s favor.

Row 7:

Nova vs. Superboy – I’d put my money on Superboy.

Silver Surfer vs. Supergirl – Surfer should win, unless some stupid shit happens, like it always does, in every one of his fucking battles that he should always win.

Vision vs. Steel – Vision should stomp.

Ant-Man vs. Power Girl – Ant-Man is stunned by the chest, Power Girl wins.Seriously though, she has all that super-vision, Ant-Man can’t hide and doesn’t stand a chance.

Wasp vs. Krypto – This is just the most ridiculous fucking pairing possible. Like really, just picture this battle in your head. A fucking super-dog, chasing a tiny flying human around the room. It’s just hilarious.

Row 7 Battle – The DC side is all pretty powerful. Surfer and Vision probably outclass every one of them, but not by enough to guarantee the win for their side.

Row 8:

Nick Fury vs. Mr. Terrific – All I know about Mr. Terrific is that he’s supposed to be really smart and he took over for Martian Manhunter in the watchtower in JLU. I give this to Fury because I know who he is. It’s late, I’m getting tired and I don’t give a shit.

Maria Hill vs. Jay Garrick – Garrick might not be the fastest speedster, but he’s quick enough to beat Hill.

Agent Coulson vs. Atom Smasher – Coulson dies, is brought back to life, and Joss Whedon still pretends it didn’t happen.

Scarlet Witch vs. Wildcat – SW wins, no contest.

Quicksilver vs. Stargirl – Probably Stargirl

Row 8 Battle – Probably Marvel. I think the Maximoffs really tip it in that favor.

>>85427806
Is it the same writer doing these "conflicting" stories, anon?

>>85427806

Old trope with precognition powers: things can happen because you tried to prevent it.

>>85427806
You got it.

>>85427452

wait wut?

>>85427452
Who?
And Canadian police have guns?

it wasn't 9 years

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>>85427051

Don't forget
>Herbert Mudd
>Fools their complex almost sentient computer system by putting his photo on an ID card.
>Makes a Spanish fly crystal and makes the crew hook up at random.
>Scotty is now a furry.

>>85427246
>The one where they beat Klingons with overgrown Tribbles
>That explode into more tribbles if you shoot them

>The one where all the men in the crew become slaves, and Uhura takes command.