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Burger King is absolutely delicious 2017-05-23 04:12:33 Post No.8965293
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Burger King is absolutely delicious
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2017-05-23 04:12:33
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>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
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>>8965293
>They don't let black people touch your food
YOU ARE A LIE
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>tries to write seductively about food
>calls a burger "moist"
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I fucking love Whppers, man.
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Does anyone cook in a wok at home? Is it worth?
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>>8965268
I make my stir fry in a frying pan. I haven't ate from a wok since my 5th grade teacher made us stir fry for Japan day.
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>>8965303
>Japan day
u fokin wot?
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Overrated if you have a large pan for large food surface and know how to flip.
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kicked my calorie intake from 2000+ to like...800-1000. im so fucking tired all the time. is this normal?
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Yes because you're literally starving, you fucking retard
1500 calorie minimum for men, 1200 for women.
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>>8965151
Aiming for that North Korean bod, OP?
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>>8965151
>I stopped puting gas in my car and now it won't start.
Bruh. Just start eating cheesy fries. Potatoes and cheese provide enough caloric value to keep you running smooth and the carbs and protein you so desperately need. If anyone offers you say, broccoli, just gag and cry in their face and they won't ever bother you again.
Tenderloin medium, medium rare, or rare?
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>inb4 well done with ketchup
Medium rare
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Well done is how I like it. Brings a nice bit of flavor to it, while not being too overboard.
Overall a solid, go-to steak for me at any fine dining establishment.
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>>8965041
Might as well go eat a tire
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ITT: retarded yelp reviews 2017-05-23 02:07:53 Post No.8964918
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ITT: retarded yelp reviews
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In case no one has seen it.
https://youtu.be/QEdXhH97Z7E
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>>8964918
> ITT: retarded yelp reviews
So basically all of them?
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>implying there's such a thing as a not retarded reviewer.
All reviewers should be executed.
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What advice would you give someone who just got hired as a fry cook at a fast food restaurant?
If there's a long line of customers, would you advise them to make french fries ahead of time or wait for each customer to make fries before making the correct portion of fries?
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>>8964005
You'll need to learn how quickly the fries go soggy. In a pinch you can refry them but try to avoid it as depending on the brand they'll only stay crisp for a minute tops. My advice is watch the guy doing it now and learn the timing from him.
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>>8964005
>speak English
>be on time
>never miss work during your probationary period, even if you're sick
>you're there to work, not make friends
>don't dip your pen in company ink (don't fuck your coworkers)
>avoid political discussions
>take shit when you need to
>smile and nod
That's all you need to know for fast food service. If you're not a retard, you'll be management within a year, or less...as most people who work in fast food ARE in fact retards.
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>customers have ordered 1 of each item that's supposed to be deep fried
>there's not enough fryers to all of them at once
Which item gets priority over others?
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Would sprinkling a little MSG into a cup of tea bring out the subtle flavours more, or just make it taste salty?
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It would make your tea taste like MSG.
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msg tastes like chicken stock to me so if you want that flavor in your coffee sure go ahead
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RIP in pekoe OP.
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Discuss the board guys.
What's good and what's bad about /ck/?
Favourite posters or ones that piss you off the most?
Best and worst types of thread?
Improvements?
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Why did they ban Borneo?
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I want the mods to permaban everyone who posts that ugly shitface known as jack.
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What can I eat that will help my depression?
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a bullet
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6 big macs and 20 nuggets
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>>8962177
Marijuana edibles.
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al/ck/ thread #13982812101 2017-05-22 01:43:06 Post No.8961273
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Look into a drug called Naltrexone edition.
Started it a few days ago. Only had 1/3rd of a beer. Not even craving alcohol.
Backstory: been to detox and ER twice in 2017.
I'm a real alcoholic. May have found something here, lads.
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>>8961273
I'll check it out. I'm only a beer drinker, but I'm kinda over it but at the mercy of the physical addiction.
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>>8961273
Hey, so you guys enjoy drinking? or do you drink to make the pain go away?
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>>8961306
Pain/Depressed, numbed senses need extra dopamine
What's something interesting I could do with frozen spinach, without turning it into a huge main dish like pic related?
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>>8961268
Toss it in the garbage.
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cream it with a mornay sauce.
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>>8961268
Spinach and artichoke dip
Toss it in a stir-fry (where the flavor will get masked)
Obviously quiche but that was your pic
Omelet or scramble, but that's cheating and also based on your pic
Blend it with other stuff to make a smoothie
Feed it to your parents/grandparents
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I want to be able to eat and enjoy olives on their own. I love things made with olives like tapenades and puttanesca pasta, but can't really eat them whole. What's the best olive?
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>>8961031
The one on the bottom left looks super fuckable
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>>8961031
My favorite to snack on are castelvetranos. Really nice salty flavor but not too briney tasting.
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>>8961099
isn't brine a salty flavour?
Your sentence confuses me.
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>TFSOTD
What is your favorite flavor? Mine is rehab.
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For me it is Ultra Zero.
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Monster Java Kona Blend, but if we include discontinued flavors, I'd have to choose Monster Java Russian.
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Either Ultra Black or the new kid in town here.
Monster is the only soft drink manufacturer I know of who has more reduced calorie options than full-sugar ones.
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ITT: Stupid meme foods
Pic related
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I DM a D&D game and usually make a really big nice plate of nachos with tons of toppings for everyone but I'm wondering if anyone out there has any better ideas for tabletop gaming food. Or maybe something thematic like tavern food. I've done mead in tankards before and that was fun. Curious what /ck/ thinks. Might post this on /tg/ too just to see what those nerds have to say. Suggestions for snacks, meals, and drinks welcome.
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Hire a hooker so he can feed you and your friends the cock you so desperately crave.
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>>8951056
Valuable contribution. Thank you.
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>>8951053
I know that the traditional /tg/ gaming dish is meatbread
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread
as for drinks, unfiltered beers look pretty medieval, mead is generally too sweet and alcoholic for a gaming session I'd say