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>>8969950

>implying sage works

Is this really worse than that deconstructed latte?

>>8969948
i could imagine the original though behind this was making buttered coffee but using avocado as the fat. then it turned into this coffee stain monstrousity. there is also no reason to have buttered coffee with creamer in it

>>8969884
a bowl of oatmeal with brown sugar, scrambled egg with goatcheese, cold coffee, and a glass of water.

>>8969884
>nutella
>lettuce
>mayo
>cookies

huh? the rice, chicken, and onions was enough for a meal.

>>8969899
i love to experience new flavours all together, I have autism and I think its nice

I eat shit.
Not enough vegetables, berries, nuts and fish
More fish, less fried shit and more berries and vegetables
>>8969523
>i plan to not eat at all
Thats a stupid idea.

>not eat at all

Way to set yourself up for failure.

I just got my own place. My diet at my parents' was fast food, prepackaged dinners, and food from work. I started cooking for myself about a year before I moved out. Now I eat a shit ton of veggies and chicken. I would like to eat more fruit and cut down on carbs. I have fast food once or twice a month, but I still eat at work. I've lost 20lbs in the last three months but it's a struggle sometimes to eat healthy because cooking takes a lot of motivation. I do enjoy it, though, and I do okay at it. Tonight I made chicken braised in tomato sauce with yellow squash, zucchini, onions, garlic, jalapeño, and orange pepper with some rotini pasta. Would love to start making smoothies before work and eating less bread and pasta.

>>8969523
Just went keto after finding out that in the last few months my body has gone diabetic on me. It feels absolutely awesome.

Never. It looks absolutely disgusting to me just like any variant of luncheon meat

>>8969434
It is pretty tasty if you fry it and make it a little crisp, it is very salty though.

>>8969434
I'm living in Asia and regularly mix it into my instant ramen for a sloppy lunch

>>8969406
>(it was an emergency)
What did this american mean by this?

>>8969418
I was making crêpes and I realised I had no Nutella.

>>8969406
>The one in my local store was Darker colour and had small hazelnut bits in it.

you probably ate poo, nutella has no hazelnut bits in it.

Mod bans dinofag, which is HIGH level shitposting, so idk what his problem is.

4PM in Australia. Wait another 2 hours before you start playing the boogeymen card.

>>8969241
Woah, Dinotendies is the absolute highest level of posting on this surprisingly shit infested board.
Maybe the problem is that the mods and people like you are out of touch with reality and need the W.T. Snacks treatment?

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2MB, 4032x3024px

And here is what they really look like.

>>8968983
how did u get brownie mix to turn into pasta

>>8969150
Well you boil the noodles, sautee the onions, red pepper, mushrooms, and a tomato all in olive oil, then put a tiny bit of Ragu (like 1/4 cup). Spices like oregano and basil or just italian seasoning. Then mix the noodles in, add more olive oil. Then you lift up your magic wand! M*O*M can I have some brownies!

>>8968939
Because autism

>>8968939
Ketchup on anything is how I determine the plebs from everyone else

I remember this thread from a little while ago. Personal I eat ketchup on hot dogs (ketchup, mustard, and dill relish) and I'm even sick of this thread.

If not the trifecta of hot dog Toppings, than chilli and cheese is the best.

I don't lol. No one I know does it.

>>8968930
Because slurping long strands leads to pasta sauce flying everywhere and ending up on your face/clothes. The question is: Why are non-Americans all slovenly animals?

If you're feeding pasta to toddlers you dont want them to suffocate.

I crush up the chips, mix everything together and eat it with a spoon.

>>8968920
i feel like an idiot not thinking of doing this now

>>8968916

I've long since run out off shits to give.

Cool

wa
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Objectively the best spaghetti sauce.

>>8968829
Yep. It helps when you take soluble fiber with your water.

I started eating more fiber and my bowel movements were more firm and cleaner, they'd come out in one long stroke and didn't smell as bad and also I didn't need to wipe afterwards so I didn't have to shower to prevent swampass anymore.

10/10 would eat fiber again

>>8968829
I do eat a lot of rice and the one I use the most is the integral short grain one I buy at the Asian grocery shop so I guess I do
Whenever I have trouble pooping I eat a whole bowl of it and next morning I run to the shitter

This is why non-Americans and mobile devices shouldn't be allowed to post on this site.

>>8968728
>2017
>still using a desktop, literally 1980's technology

Damn Gramps, you're up late tonight!

I don't drink coffee, I'm a tea drinker.

no. it's peppers salt sugar vinegar and garlic

There aren't many hot sauces with garlic flavor that strong or the lack of strong vinegar overtones

But fuck Huy Fong, buy an off-brand instead

Babby's first hot sauce.

>>8968677
>Retarded and Deliberately Contrarian Methods of food Preparation

Fixed that for you OP

>>8968688
Nice pic....NOT!

>>8968688
Maybe they should ban you for being a loser who literally whines about his racist shitpost being deleted on the cooking board of 4chan, maybe that way you can really rethink the priorities of your life. Your grammar and spacing also strongly indicates you are very underage so a couple year ban will do you some good.