>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>>8965293
>They don't let black people touch your food
YOU ARE A LIE
>tries to write seductively about food
>calls a burger "moist"
I fucking love Whppers, man.
>>8965301
This is an ancient pasta
I dont remember a single visit to a fast food burger restaurant where I didnt leave disappointed and full of regret in my adulthood.
Why not just eat sushi or chinese or a kebab?
>>8965341
I guess because your items cost 1-2 dollars more per meal. Who the HELL got that kinda money.
>>8965341
This. There's a sushi place that's buy one roll and get one a reguler one free.
>>8965342
Maybe in america burger meals are considered economical but where I live you dont eat outside if you're poor to begin with.
>>8965293
I like their iced mochas.
>>8965352
The funny thing is even fast food isnt that economical. It's a lot more expensive than buying chicken and rice in bulk, for example, and cooking that.
Where you from?
>>8965354
but chicken and rice in bulk, no matter how much chicken and rice you purchase, does not turn into burger and fries on your plate. What if I want burger and fries and not chicken and rice?
BK tastes gross. I think it's their bread.
>>8966318
>What if I want burger and fries and not chicken and rice
You buy flour, eggs and ground beef
Then you make the thing you want.
The only downside is that freezing burgers isn't a obvious exercise
>>8966380
What if you make the patties fresh then freeze them between sheets of wax paper in a freezer container and can just pull them out as you want them? Could that work? I may try that.
sure are a lot of shills on /ck/ today
had a whopper for the very first time in 23 years. it was terrrble. i hate burger king i hate it
>>8966411
>today
The patties are cold and have simulated grilled flavors. Its not normal m8s.
>>8965293
$5.99, what the hell?
For 6$ you could get
>a pack of minced meat
>a bag of buns
>a salat head
>a handful tomatoes
>a small bag of potatos
Given that you have basic kitchen stuff at home (and the ability to hold a knife), you could make a meal six times the size of your pic related for the same price.
imo, the fries taste like they are fried in soap water.
The drinks taste watery, the buns are dry and one time the salad on my burger was foul.
I didn't go to BK afterwards for a few years.
Then, I thought I could gave them another chance, got myself one of those smoothies they had back then and it tasted like someone threw sugar on a bit of crushed ice made from toilet water, whirled a little bit of highly artificial "fruit" juice under and said "that's a smoothie".
Never again.
I either make that shit myself or go to McD. At least I know there what they put into their burgers
>>8966498
Plus if you look carefully at the patties, it got these circly spots of mystery stuff. Color it black and get tryptophobia!
>>8966522
I haven't seen this one in a while
>>8966522
>For 6$ you could get
You literally cannot. 1 lb. of ground beef is $5 here.
>>8967139
What shithole do you live in where cheapass ground beef is $5.00/lb? It's always available around me for $1.99/lb, and I've seen it at Sam's as low as $1.29.
>>8967165
Here's an add that came out today for a shitty store similar to Piggly Wiggly which is usually more expensive than Walmart or Sam's.
>>8967174
Wow what a good deal on ground beef. I also live where it cost around 5 dollars a pound.
BUT chicken leg quarters are like 70 cents a pound sometimes. Usually like $1.50 though.
>>8967244
Yeah, Walmart and Kroger in this area both usually have leg quarters for $.99-$1.29/lb. That store that put out that circular is a small locally owned place so they are usually higher.
wew lad
>>8965293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2mKIP9WnI
>>8965293
I miss the Crown Nuggets. Those things had a taste the modern nuggets cannot replicate.