Have you ever had to cook for an autismic or help one learn to cook?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJea4CIltE
I hate meat. Yuck, disgusting, blech, who can stand that stuff?
>>7773305
Autism is codeword for "I like to fuck around, waste time, be difficult, and have an excuse for every one of my annoying hangups."
>Oh but they're so good at logic. In fact, they're trapped in a WORLD of logic!!! They can't even fathom right brain activities!
Yeah, that's why they do the most illogical things in the most illogical way. Homie stirred some noodles for 20 minutes and spend another 10 scraping the pot.
>>7773390
this guy doesn't have autism, it's an extreme case of OCD apparently
Between meat lovers and veggie lovers pizza, which would you choose?
Veggie lovers. I don't like having ONLY meat on a pizza. Gotta have some onions and mushrooms, at least.
>>7773212
Veggie. Just meat is always so greasy.
hey /ck/
rate my dindin. be nice
>>7773206
what's the scale
>>7773202
Do you want cancer? I would probably eat a skoal pouch before that hotdog.
>>7773304
Is that you, Gwyneth?
Why is this sold out everywhere?! Is it really that good?
No, it's just obsession over the 1990s by people who are in their late 20s and early 30s, who are quite literally the biggest fags on the planet.
well somebody has to buy it all up and sell it on ebay.
>>7773182
WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?
Hey i have a ton of blueberries and not enough time for blueberry pie
What should I make?
Blueberry pie.
>>7772910
i know :-(
I dont have time to go get pie crusts
>>7772912
make your own, faggot.
Hey cu/ck/s, where were you when you had the best beer you've ever tried? What was it?
Most hyped? I guess I was at that brewery in California where they make the Pliny. It was very good but I was a little too buzzed to enjoy it
Most enjoyed? I guess probably Surly in Minneapolis. But that could be because my palate wasn't as confused as when i had the Pliny after a day of wine tasting
>>7772856
Vermont. Heady Topper.
>>7772856
that brand is way too expensive for what it is in america
>top sliced hot dog buns
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
WHO DESIRED THIS
>>7772845
Who knows but they should have been this way all along
>>7772845
they are used for lobster rolls. It's called "new england style" and aren't intended for hot dogs.
>>7772845
>not liking toasted top sliced buns slathered in butter
Just try and disprove this list
>protip: you can't
>inb4 idiots talk about aspartame
>inb4 it's all shit meme
>>7772811
>mountain dew not placed above the rest
why don't you do the dew?
>>7772811
diet squirt. lol what the fuck is that?
>>7772811
>diet anything
why
Tell me everything you know about this man.
>>7772761
He's a gringo.
I regularly douse my food in his fluids.
And this man?
Is the French Laundry still worth it?
>>7772760
Is that really a pic from French Laundry
>>7772804
No, you moron.
>>7772804
No it was just the first food picture I saw when I opened my pic folder. It's some sort of Scandinavian meatball meal I think. Sorry if it was misleading.
Something terrible happened today.
There I was at the local butcher. I planned on buying four steaks. One for me, one for my brother, one for my father, and one for my mother. Nice ones. New York Striploin.
After waiting in front of the meat, a lady with attractive features "greeted" me.
"Yes?"
"Hey. Can I get four steaks?"
"I could tell you like to eat, but I didn't know you could eat that much. Why don't you just take two?"
She stared at me straight faced. No emotion. No joking smile - this was no laughing matter. I stumbled over my sentences in my head.
"All right".
And I left. I had to drive back home in my Jeep and tell my parents there would be no steak tonight. I offered to order pizza.
Do I really look that fat? Why would a complete stranger, albeit a beautiful one, criticize someone like that out of the blue?
haha! That crazy 'go style!!
>>7772729
Because that someone uses a trip
>>>/trash/
>>7772729
I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000 Alex.
post good vegan food homemade or restaurants, also any chain recommendations. pic is from mod pizza.
>>7772670
who barfed on that pizza?
vegan tacos from hot for food
Vegan "cheese" sucks
Better create your own recipes instead of re-creating what already exists, you will only end up with plates with identity issues, and they will despise their creator for giving them life
ITT: shit you see all the time that nobody actually likes: junk food edition. Starting out with Munchos. I can only imagine the acid burnouts who still buy Munchos are washing them down with TAB cola while they watch endless Star Trek reruns from the vhs collection.
If you don't like Munchos, you're a cockgobbling hipster faglord.
>>7772596
I bought a bag of Munchos once and regretted it
They're shit friendo
>>7772605
Your opinion is shit.
What is the worst vegetable and why is it corn?
>taste bland as shit
>Loud as fuck to eat
>tedious, have to rotate the cob and move your mouth left and right like a fucking typewriter
>gets stuck in your teeth
>covered in stringy fibers
You can cut the kernels off of the cob if it really bothers you that much, you enormous baby.
A child knows that much.
>>7772522
Go back to /b/ please.
>>7772522
>taste bland as shit
Ah but we've found the problem. You seem to be an American. Do not be mistaken. American "vegetables" have no flavor. They are engineered to have no flavor, or rather I should say they are engineered to have everything EXCEPT for flavor.
The point is corn is a fantastic vegetable. You've just never eaten any.
I really want to start brewing nice teas. I just buy H-E-B brand teas like white tea and stuff. I know loose leaf teas exist(teavana and all) but I hear teavana is bad.
Who makes good tea?
>>7772404
it has less to do with quality of leaf than it does with how you make it
slow brew mustardrace
Good loose-leaf tea comes from an estate, like wine.
Also like wine, tea is categorized by its general region: Assam, Ceylon, Darjeeling, and so on.
Japan and China have their own systems for their teas as well.
Don't buy branded blends of loose-leaf, find an importer who can sell you the leaf without a bunch of sprinkles and creamer added to it.