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Fuck you OP.

did you slice it? or try to eat chunks?

>classic image.jpg

I would leave the rice separate, but that's my preference. Otherwise sounds good, what kind of salsa did you use?

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This is the rice, beans and salsa i found in the house.

>>7806349
Im literally just working with what i have but this salsa has decent reviews.

>>7806320
more like $40 1/3 of a hotdog

>>7806320
i cant beat that but theres this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXRsfWU4RRc

>>7806368
Lol my friend actually went to the restaurant and saw a table getting served this pizza. He said it was so meticulously put together that it looked fake.

>>7806256
And ?

I think that's just botched carbonara, desu.

>>7806271
Wrong thread, kill me.

They're professional chefs, not a home cook that fucks around with the spice drawer.

Also, toothpaste isn't fucking edible by the most standards. I also haven't seem them become cruel enough to make the chefs use sturgeon yet. Then again, I have seen them pull out things that most professional chefs aren't familiar with.

>>7806163
Yeah but how do they remember all the ingredients and measurements? I make brownies from a box and I still have to look at the ingredients to make sure I do it right.

>>7806180

That's your problem man.

The people competing on there (unless it's an amateur episode which has only happened once that I'm aware of) are professional chefs that have been to culinary school and worked under practiced chefs. They don't invite people like you to appear on the show. It's not much of a show if they're always serving the judges an inedible pile of crap.

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>>7806109
>dungeon crabs

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>>7806109
>dungeon crabs
You mean Dungeness, and yes, they make VERY good crab cakes.

>>7806109
are you feeling it now mr crabs?

>>7806079
A shit diet. Possible constipation. Death.

>>7806141
Bro I've been on the shit diet my whole life. Ain't no instant noodles gonna hold me back.

I bought 2 from the store last month after /ck/ (or maybe one autist) kept going on about it.

I still have the second pack sitting around and am going to wait till I run out of everything else before I eat it. It's not "bad", but there are a dozen other brands of instant noodles available to me that I'd rather eat, and I'm in flyover land.

Eat it.

shred up make quesadilla

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>>7805887

It's one thing to go to the shittiest "Mexican" restaurant in town, but it looks like you ordered the shittiest item on the menu.

>inb4 i made it myself

If that's the case then there's no excuse. If you're the one cooking the food you have no excuse not to care how it turns out.

>umad wyteboiz?
>etc.

>>7805802
I think op is making fun of people who eat "authentic" mexican food.

I honestly think he's still a faggot, authentic mexican food is based

>>7805749
Vichyssoise

>>7805749

Consommé, mon frère.

cold cucumber soup, look it up

also protip: use greek yogurt. tastes fucking amazing

>>7805603
Yeah I don't do either one of those but I agree with you.

>>7805603
>Honey is better on Hot Chicken

FTFY

But seriously, I agree, honey is great on fried chicken.

I've only ever had honey on mc donalds chicken nuggets.

>>7805558
Unwilling Americans is the proper term.

>why do americans

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>>7805558
Yes, yes they do.

as well as other forms of waffle goodness.

Is the ice cream shaped around the banana, or just plopped on top of it?

Either way it seems messy and impractical. If you want a banana split just make a banana split.

>>7805575
No its just pureed frozen banana as an alternative to ice cream.

>>7805555
>Does /ck/ like nicecream?
*Is it as sweet as you?

>>7805548
Check out retail supply/fixture stores or eBay. Why are your cupcakes so uneven though?

I'd suggest trying /diy/; it's a slower board but you're more likely to get a somewhat informed response.

It's also not necessary to fill out the name and options fields when you post here.

>>7805573
This person suggests basically 'googling it'.
I'd rather seek the informed answer from an informed user, if one exists.
>>7805588
Most likely will, but tonight, I chose /ck/

I know it's not necessary to input a name, but in my case anyone who attempts to guess/dispute/assume my identity, or tries to copy it, I can reply with a unique identifier, to prove otherwise.

Grill up a few steaks and make sandwiches or tacos over the next few days senpai

Buy a Food Saver; thing is so cash!! I bake a 3lb salmon filet on the weekend for weekday lunches. I freeze the portions and then vacuum seal each one. Then I drop the sealed bag into some hot water for a couple minutes when I eat it.

Otherwise, high-temp fatty things are very forgiving, e.g., chicken thighs, pork, etc.

The way I see it, OP, is that you have two options.

1) Since it's a tradition to grill on the weekends with your girlfriend, but she's not there, maybe consider doing something else.
2) Invite over a different girl to grill and chill (or maybe even a guy friend or two?).

Heating up a grill just to make one steak seems like a waste to me, and if you're doing it alone just because you usually do it as a social event kind of doesn't really make much sense.