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No, death by scurvy

you would have to eat the green stomach contents then

>>7807599
>no fiber
>no vitamins
Yeah, if you never want to poop again and get scurvy

Portland (Oregon) is pretty cool, and probably the best city for food in the country.

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>>7807581
Go to Illinois, get some thin crust (AKA Chicago style) pizza

>>7807581
Go to Montreal. It may be a backwater, but in terms of food and culture it's much better than any backwater has a right to be.

You're going to fail.

Losing weight is a lifestyle change, and doing something like this is literally the worst way to go about it. I bet money you're just going to give up and binge eat. Fatty.

>>7807505
Should have had an inb4. I actually started what you would call a lifestyle change some months ago and have lost a fairly significant amount of weight. I find that fasting keeps me focused and in a way motivated, and I'm able to appreciate the food that I do eat to a greater extent than ever before.

Listen, have the tortilla chips. It's fine, but don't fucking go overboard. The idea is to ween yourself to a reasonable proportion. No point in going cold turkey really, you'll only end up breaking.

Also drinking water helps.

Option 1: Be Mormon and have three wives and twenty kids
Option 2: Freeze portions and live like it's 1929
Option 3: Throw shit out
Option 4: Blue Apron

>>7807461
for the greens you can give them a quick ice bath with some vinegar or lemon juice to crisp them back up

>>7807461
quit buying so much food. Shop smarter you big dummy

Yes you have to book. Call the local fast food reservation service on 911 and tell them your order

McDonalds and BK don't sell chicken nuggets but you can get them on the secret menu. Ask for a foursome of chicken tendies and wink when you ask. The server will give you a plastic butter knife which you can use to make them more nugget shaped
The best dipping sauce is the Chinese one "cream of sum yung gei"

>>7807321
Sounds deliciously! Thanks for the advice cowboy!

I have heard about "drive through"
does not make very much sense, wouldnt the gas from the cars and the sounds from the cars be not very pleasent for eating a meal?
But sounds very interesting nonetheless. Can't wait to discover america!!

>>7807312
Don't bring a book unless it's a picture book for children
A Muslim communist atheist Jewish professor was recently dragged off a plane for national security reasons. That reasons: inscrutable writings, probably elitist

>>7807288
How bout you fuck off and kill your self you piece of shit

what a sad meal

why are you eating with your blender?
is she your girlfriend?

>>7807288
>white milk
as opposed to what? red milk?

Buttermilk marinade, then season the flour with salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, and garlic powder.

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/-fried-chicken-51238060

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I'm planning to try this 18th century fried chicken recipe.

>>7807568
Just watched the video of this. Looks goodman. Tell us how it comes out.

>>7807523
Pretty much this.

Watch some youtube vids. Make sure you have enough sauce mix.

>>7807048
>Golden curry
Sorry anon but that's not really good

>>7807058
well I got it, so I gotta have it

Go buy groceries.

A jar to hold in my tears.

Fresh produce and chicken breasts

Maybe some beer, as well

>>7806925
I like folgers k-cups :)

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I like this in the evening. Sometimes I go with chamomile.

>>7806932
Do you use a tea pot or just straight into the mug? Is there a difference? I don't drink tea but I'm looking for something to relax with and I wanna do it the best way possible.

just say "no"

Fun fact: IPA's are popular because they're easy to brew. The ultra hopped ale hides imperfections in the brewing process really well. It's an entry level beer for brewers. It doesn't invalidate it though because some are pretty well balanced.

OP, go to a fucking bottle shop, talk to an employee and buy different kinds of beer. Why are you so fucking helpless?

>>7806920
>>7806926
I keep very aggressive company. If I go back on my only claim to fame then they'll treat me even worse than they did when I started consuming these horrid drinks. I'm at odds here, the easiest solution will be to buy both IPAs and a better tasting beer and pour out the IPA, pouring the other beer in and resealing it as best I can. I'll "BYOB" and nobody will want any of it anyway.

>>7806874
From a pig or a cow moran!

Ask a butcher

>>7806885
So insightful. Thank you C:

go za

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i'm guessing fried chicken.

you see it in every country. most cultures have some take on it.

>>7806761
It's not that popular in Europe.

I use to go to taco bell as a kid and go straight home to watch angry beavers and catdog, but back to the point
I would get 3-4 regular tacos with nachos with cheese
then I started ordered Chicken quesadilla and the nacho cheese chalupa.
around 20 I stopped eating at taco bell, though to be fair I stopped at all fast food joints, cause I developed IBS :)

taco bell remains inexplicably delicious despite being meat/cheese paste-filled plastic tubing

Wood pulp
its not even food

>>7806563
god tier

Good shit.

it's top 5 not gonna lie. baked hot cheetos are still top dog though